Whats a god name for a book that eats people? Possible names I've got so far:
Paper Maw
Book of Teeth
Hunger Almanac
Famine Thesis
Book of Moloch
Cannibal Incunable
>>47668209
The Omnomnomicon.
>>47668209
The Communist Manifesto.
>>47668209
Grimoire of Gluttony?
De Gustatibus
>>47668209
"Hey there Stranger"
>>47668234
Underrated post
>>47668234
Har har. Obligatory
>Atlas Shrugged
Actually though this guy >>47668231
wins
>>47668234
You funny man, you go to gulag last.
>>47668209
To Serve Man
>>47668277
carnitome
spine and dine
ingestlopedia
imbible
book of prey
How to meat people.
Readers Digest
>>47668532
UNDER
RATED
>>47668234
>mfw that was the first thing that came to mind for me as well
John Dies at the End
>>47668532
I came here to laugh at this. Carry on.
>>47668209
A Book That Eats People
>>47668234
Don't you mean the Communist Manifeasto?
>>47668209
Papermaw, the Famine Thesis sounds the best desu
Tome of the Devouring Spirit
>>47668231
>this
Or Tome of Insatiability.
>>47668209
"The Book that Ate People"
With the back of the book jacket containing the description of a story about a book that ate people.
>>47668231
This is funny.
>>47668532
This is fantastic.
>>47668532
>>47668874
>Underrated
>literally the next post
I don't think you know what you typed means.
>>47668209
Cooking with Calvin and Hobbs
>>47668209
The Voracious Reader
>>47669928
No no, I understand.
It's just that this thing will never get the praise it deserves, no matter how much praise it gets.
>>47668209
Inanimate Maws: A guide to man-eating objects
>>47668499
bretty gud
>>47668209
readers digest.
The lack of an apostrophe is important here.
>>47668532
>Readers Digesting
>>47668388
>imbible
>>47668388
Imbible
>>47668532
fucking top percentage
>>47669942
you deserve a (you) as well
>>47668209
>tome of flesh
>>47668231
Best... name... EVER!
How a book feels
Written by Hun Gree
>>47668209
The Book That Eats People
>>47668209
There's A Monster At The End of This Book
>>47668231
>>47668234
>>47668277
>>47668532
You could just make it a mimic, but that's less fun.
>>47668231
We have a winner.
>>47668231
I was thinking the Necro-NOM-icon, but yours is more elegant.
>>47668209
The Phage Codex
The voredex.
>>47668209
A Gripping Read.
Necronomimiconthe moment It eats one player, the other goes "ooooh, I get It"
>>47668209
list of all suggested names
Paper Maw
Book of Teeth
Hunger Almanac
Famine Thesis
Book of Moloch
Cannibal Incunable
The Omnomnomicon
The Communist Manifesto
Grimoire of Gluttony
De Gustatibus
"Hey there Stranger"
To Serve Man
carnitome
spine and dine
ingestlopedia
imbible
book of prey
How to meat people.
Readers Digest
John Dies at the End
A Book That Eats People
Tome of the Devouring Spirit
Or Tome of Insatiability.
"The Book that Ate People"
Cooking with Calvin and Hobbs
The Voracious Reader
Inanimate Maws: A guide to man-eating objects
How a book feels
There's A Monster At The End of This Book
Necro-NOM-icon
The Phage Codex
The voredex.
A Gripping Read.
Necronomimicon
>>47668209
>Libram Masticatum
I actually really like 'There's a Monster at the End of this Book', and have it be exactly the same, with Grover doing his darndest to stop you from getting to the end, and then the last page is replaced the actual monster, ready to eat you.
>>47668231
B E S T
E
S
T
>Top Secret. Do Not Read Under Penalty of Death
That way it keeps getting people who want to know what secrets are kept within.
Chompy Hates Atkins
>>47668231
Best in thread.
>>47668209
Eat prey, love. Can't remember if it was a book first.
