How do lamias stay in shape?
Curling?
Squats and pullups
By eating young men.
Planet fitness black membership across the planes.
Calissssssssthenicssssss
Swimming
bobsleding
>>47590367
Cool Runnings Snake People Edition?
>>47590439
no bobsled required
>>47590029
By going weeks between meals like all snakes.
>>47590029
>A snek's tail is pure muscle
>Just to get from one side from a room to another, they need to do what boils down to crunches
>>47590367
>>47590439
Or skeleton
>>47590563
no that's too spooky
>>47590029
Reptiles dont eat as much as us. Harder to get fat.
Also their whole body is basically one big fucking muscle that they have to use whenever they want to do pretty much anything.
>>47590029
Belly dancing.
>>47590029
Stretches, of course.
![Lamia Coral [commission] - by Malificus -naga.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K9JuAn8.jpg "Lamia Coral [commission] - by Malificus -naga.jpg")
>>47590799
Skateboarding then?
>>47590029
Don`t snakes almost exclusively use some sort of tonic muscles, like mammal gut muscles?
>>47590029
By not drinking soda and eating fast food/ready meals in front of the computer all day.
>>47591194
More like snakeboarding, am I right?
My god! I had no idea lamia were as active as all that. Here I've been mentally dismissing them all as lazy rock sleeping half-reptiles. Skate on you crazy belly dancing she-snakes!
>>47590548
>>47590837
Moving that hefty mass ought to take a lot of energy too which means a big food intake.
I'd say they don't eat for pleasure simply because they have to get so much energy to even function anyway.
>>47590029
8 Minute Abbs, multiplied by number of abbs, divided by 6.
>>47591246
>yfw you realize there are no Lamia on /tg/
>>47591327
Yeah, but their baseline consumption is a lot lower, relatively speaking.
I'm gonna step on all the fucking snakes
I want to hug the snake
They constrict a giant version of one of those grip exercise things
>>47590029
The same way as most people in fantasy settings.
Work.
>>47590029
Swimming. Of course the water temperature needs to be higher than usual so that they won't get all sleepy and accidentally drown.
Also other physical exercises.
>>47592202
I'm now imagining a snake coiled around a body pillow patterned with his favorite waifu trying to explain it away as exercise equipment
>>47592137
This is why we need to be working harder on genetic engineering. Exactly this.
>>47590029
some of them don't, OP. Don't fatsnekshame
>>47592137
>>47592443
>>47592643
>you will never hug the snake
By avoiding polymorphy
>>47590029
They crush small trees. That's how you find their lairs, look for strangled trees.
>>47590029
Because contrary to what Japan thinks they aren't snake people?
>>47591811
>tfw no qt lamia gf
>>47595255
>>47590029
daily reminder that "naga" is more accurate of a termplus nagas are technically dragons, so that's cool too
>>47590029
How do you?
>>47596666
I'm alright thanks, Satan.
>>47595255
Lamia was beautiful, Zues paid her a visit, Hera turned her into a monster that eats children. Standard greek Myth. She occasionally was portrayed as a snake monster.
>>47596666
Hey uh Satan, while you are here, what can I trade for making a real waifu that loves me
Is it orphan souls, because I can get orphan souls
Just name it
>>47596747
>>47596883
You fools, thats no regular satan, thats super satan.
>>47596899
Hey I don't care, so long as he takes payment in orphan souls
>>47596899
Heh. I spent all morning fishing and tossing sunfish to diamondback watersnakes foraging along the shoreline of a local pond. Then I had sushi.
>>47590047
First post best post.
>>47596921
You know, it almost sounds to me as if you acquired an amount of either wholesale orphans or just the orphan souls and are now looking for the way make a quick trade for something more convenient...
>>47597012
I'm going to be honest, you got me
I didn't think the damn things would be so hard to keep alive
Operation free labour is too much trouble and I would rather trade them for a custom waifu
>>47590029
How animals stay in shape in general?
My cat was probably the laziest thing on the planet but he could still jump many times his height and was never even remotely fat.
>>47596883
Lets see... for that you will need:
A hair from a woman's beard,
A father's breastmilk,
And the semen of a man who has never fapped.
Once you have those we can move on to the next step.
>>47592643
>>47593017
They are pretty Snexy
>>47598201
>you will never cuddle with a snayyk
;_;
How do you rattle your snakes /tg/ ?
>>47598708
According to that picture I do it by wiping out her people with disease and prolonged warfare while also encouraging division and rivalries between others of her kind.
>>47598708
By going west and taking over the land.
>>47596752
Also as a lion.
>>47598708
>>47598759
Immense amounts of rape.
>>47598856
Immense amounts ofwrap
>>47598856
>>47598822
>>47598759
Perhaps I should have opened with this one.
>>47598901
Raise her to grow up big and strong and never let any boy hurt her, ever.
>>47598920
>big
>strong
>woman
yeahokay.
>>47591194
>>47599836
>Tony Snake
>>47596552
Except naga is masculine. Nagini is feminine. Anyway, no one really gives a shit, indiaboo.
>>47590970
>belly dancing
>3 key movements
this shit ain't dancing
>>47593434
Whoa, is this actually a thing?
I might want to start hunting Lamias now.
Lamias a cute! A cute!
>>47602929
I'd stick my reproductive organ in her corresponding reciprocal.
>>47603050
Ya lost me, partner.
>>47590167
Vore plsstay
Wouldn't that make them chubby sneks though?
>>47599618
Still one size category larger than a human.
>>47603235
Well, if young men were to just wander in, sure. But a lot of work has to go into acquiring and subduing them properly.
>>47599618
She's big, she's strong and she's a woman. This is why monstergirls will always be superior to humie girls.
>>47603958
Why is Miia so perfect? She's cute as fuck but not so much that she becomes a moeblob.
>>47604594
I dunno man. I could like, open a window on a cold day and she'd go weak.
>>47590047
lmao
>>47598901
also immense amounts of rape
>>47590548
>>47591327
>>47603107
... off to /d/
![[FFF] Yuru Yuri S2 - 02 [BD][1080p-FLAC][C2AFC525].mkv_snapshot_13.08_[2016.05.27_23.26.39].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L9BQ2ov.jpg "[FFF] Yuru Yuri S2 - 02 [BD][1080p-FLAC][C2AFC525].mkv_snapshot_13.08_[2016.05.27_23.26.39].jpg")
>>47604594
Miia a shit, the only worse girl is Mero
>>47604594
>>47606562
How can you have such shit taste?
>>47604594
>superior to humie girls.
Wrong. Everyone knows man is the best monster.
>>47598759
>"her people"
>implying "her people" weren't their own worst enemies
nice one
>>47597482
>A hair from a woman's beard,
Simple enough, just find a female bodybuilder or circuis freak.
>A father's breastmilk,
MtF trans who already impregnated a woman.
>And the semen of a man who has never fapped.
Much harder, but your best idea is going to an Amish city, finding the staunchest person there, and milking him somehow. Alternatively, someplace everyone is too malnourished to fap.
>>47607484
You can actually get any man's breasts to lactate, with proper stimulation. The glands are there, they're just much smaller than on women so you wouldn't get much milk.
>>47603107
I like how she's holding the meat in the first part of the sequence like she's going "hey, look what I can do!"
>>47592137
Rare to see a female of a lamia that isn't just a human with animal bits sewed on. Me gusta.
>>47607639
That's the viper/snakeman (snake-woman?) alien from Xcom. Although I've seen a few fully serpentine lamias, as well as one who have human upper torso but the scale and other snakelike traits like eyes and fangs are present in the upper body as well.
>>47607639
>>47607675
Stop searching for the term 'lamia', and start searching for the term 'naga' (or 'nagini', if you want to be like that pernickety anon from before).FurAffinity actually has some really good artwork on there, if you use the right terms, filter off the NSFW, and ignore the technically SFW, NSFW-implied fetish stuff.Also, it's basically impossible to determine a male snake from a female without looking at their genitalia. Boobs-on-a-reptile be-gone!
Blurred out because blue board.
>>47608271
I still don't get tits on thing that's more snake than human.
>>47590029
Sucking cock
>>47597482
>A hair from a woman's beard
Ever been to turkey?
>A father's breastmilk
Some nesstles rubbed at their nipples
>And the semen of a man who has never fapped.
A bit hard, but not impossible with medical equipment.
>>47598708
Involuntary transformation.
>>47608429
If you think about it, snakes in general are pretty phallic. Is an ouroboros practising autofellatio?
>>47608429
Nah, that is how the OP keeps in shape. A high protein low carb diet based on semen keeps him in prime shitposting form.
>blatant scalebait thread up for over a day
/tg/ is a pretty cool place
>>47590029
By being solid, rather than liquids or gases which take the shape of their container.
>>47609380
Great reference my Patriotic brother
>>47609419
It's a Metal Gear joke AND a physics joke! 2 for the price of 1!
>>47609178
Threads like this used to be fairly common. Not necessarily smut, but lots of technically-/tg/ related threads. They'd be interesting not only because of creative questions or situations, but the responses posed as well.
Of course, local grognards will tell you that it was horrible, and that they're glad it's over with. But they've said that every time /tg/ has any fun of it's own because it isn't 'serious'. At least until newfags would show up, take advantage of the lax environment, and actually start some horrible shit (i.e. Flare, Jim Profit).
>>47609450
Yeah, I remember when I first got here... 6 or 7 years ago. It was a very different place. A lot more stupid shit, but also a lot more dynamic and interesting.
There were certainly downsides to being basically unmodded, but there were also some advantages.
>>47610185
Oops, wrong thread
>>47608363
Fap fuel. Simple as that
>>47609483
>inb4 "those are just nostalgia glasses, anon"
I know of what you speak.
>>47608363
It's pretty hot senpatchi
>>47610238
I liked having the freedom to make our own decisions about what was and was not acceptable. Even the arguing back and forth over that very issue itself brought a sense of dynamism, because then people were making active choices one way or another, not having them passively imposed from above.
Ah well. What's past is past.
>>47592137
So, it's a Viper from XCOM 2, wearing the turtleneck sweater from XCOM: Enemy Unknown/Within, and the skirt from The Bureau: XCOM Declassified?
Niiice.
>>47608271
Bloody hell, mate, at least link the bloody sauce so those of us who want to fap to some snektits can find it.
Here, have a snek enjoying her some coffee.
Captcha: select the tea.
Okay, fine, captcha, she's drinking tea! (I want some tea.)
>>47610514
Have some sne/k/ while you're at it...
You coil yourself up then spring as high as you can without falling over
>>47592643
I have a video of a guy fucking a female boa constrictor.
Seems like it's enjoying it.
>>47610543
Here, have a retro hipster snek. How does she keep in shape?She uses her hypnotic eyes to seduce girls into cheating on their boyfriends, wrapping herself around them, cooing in their ears and slithering her enormous tentacle-futa-cock up into them, making them hate themselves for being sluts and love her for it.
That, or she hits the gym. You know, whatever's clever.
>>47604220
>But a lot of work has to go into acquiring and subduing them properly.
Not really. That's what the boobs and the pretty face are for.
>tfw you will never be captured by a tribe of lamias and forced to be their queen's concubine
>>47610565
back2/trash/
>>47610454
Sorry, mate. I'm a closet furfag, so I've saved so much stuff like that (and edited the lewds away). Unfortunately, that also means that I have a whole bunch of images whose artist I don't remember, since they're all... just there. That image there definitely came from FA, but since FA hides lewds from Google (and some users make their profiles private to other FA users), I can't exactly find it unless I go looking through every one of my, uh, interests.
My best bet is to reverse image search with 'site:furaffinity.com' as one of the terms (it limits Google's results to that website), and either hope for the best or look for a similar art style.
If I accidentally stumble upon it in the next few hours I'll be sure to let you know, but don't expect too much.
>>47610565
Link please?
>>47610880
>>47610930
Please don't respond to Virt 2.0.
>>47610884
Ahhh bollocks. I suppose it can't be helped.
>>47611007
FA seriously isn't as bad as it's made out to be. The extreme fetishists tend to keep to themselves. I was surprised to find a few artists who did stuff for Paizo and WotC posting lewds.
That said, there's a lot of weird people, and maybe I'm just desensitised.
>>47590029
With a serpentine belt.
So basically, something like weird entire-body pullups and/or a really long treadmill?
>>47610257
/tg/ has tended to go through phases of too little moderation to too much then back to too little.
The biggest problem with the mods are that none of them ever really frequented /tg/ and overly strictly would enforce the rules. We were frequented by a Nazimod a few years back who turned this place into a complete shithole deleting anything that was remotely non-tabletop related and banning for pictures of girls just dressed skimpily. Not even porn.
It was bad.
The board, shit the whole site, was best when "self-moderation is best moderation" was the name of the game. Sure, it's nice to get the mods to step in when one faggot starts trying to ruin a thread with "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" shit. But it's also nice to watch /tg/ deflect bad trolling and have a silly little thing called "fun."
>>47611261
>nazimod
Goddamnit anon. How did you manage to find an actual trigger in this sea of modern made-up bullshit triggers? Now I'm PTSD-ing all over the place.
>>47611088
FA isn't what I mind, you not knowing who the original artist is/not being able to find it is what I was saying bollocks to. :)
>>47610930
>implying I'm going to post bestiality on 4chan
>>47610949
>virt 2.0
Oh hey, it's the wand jockey fag that got butthurt.
You're like the Krager of /tg/, I swear.
>>47611261
The board was absolutely falling apart before Nazi Mod. Like, they would be 3 literal "elf slave wat do" threads on the front page alone, tons of spam and whatnot. It's just that Nazi Mod somehow managed to be even worse.
>deleting anything that was remotely non-tabletop related and banning for pictures of girls just dressed skimpily.
Some of the deleted threads were actually on topic and didn't seem to have anything wrong with them. Like, I couldn't even look at them and think "well, it's *probably* this thing or that thing." At times I had no clue. Nazi Mod did, however, seem to be more trigger-happy with shit that wasn't D&D and 40k, as if posting about lower profile games was a bad thing in and of itself.
>>47611738
It was chemo for all the faggots.
This board is sort of still bearable, less /b/-ish, but far too lefty.
>>47611738
>Some of the deleted threads were actually on topic and didn't seem to have anything wrong with them. Like, I couldn't even look at them and think "well, it's *probably* this thing or that thing." At times I had no clue. Nazi Mod did, however, seem to be more trigger-happy with shit that wasn't D&D and 40k, as if posting about lower profile games was a bad thing in and of itself.
Oh yeah, that too.
You are right that /tg/ needed a cleanup. We needed a hero, we got a cockmongler.
>>47611774
>tripfag calling others faggots
>>47611774
>but far too lefty
>I have to shove my personal politics into everything I do!
So tell me, did you turn into an asshole after you added the trip, or was being an asshole what made you a tripfag?
>>47611774
>lefty
Come on now, /pol/, not everything is right wing/left wing.
Loosen up a little bit.
I miss the Weekend Smut Thread. A drawfag once drew a picture I suggested of a very large Gnoll chieftainess fucking an elf slave while a young gnoll and another elf slave sucked her tits.
Good times.
>>47612020
Whose tits, the chieftainess' or the elf's?
>>47590548
>A human's legs are pure muscle
>Just to get from one side from a room to another, they need to do what boils down to lunges with two independently moving tails.
I will agree that any snake person that is even moderately in shape would probably have cheese shredding abs.
Yiff in hell, furfags.
>>47612099
Normally I'd agree with you.
But snek hath no furs.
>>47612043
The chieftainess's.
>>47612020
This. I miss the cute stuff that came out of it.
>>47612043
First one, then the other
>>47611774
>far too lefty
We're pretty centrist, actually. We hate bullshit in all of its forms.
>>47612245
>>47612290
>Airplane mode
Subtle, but I like it
>>47606190
This sequence. Hnnng!
>>47610454
Artist is Plussun
Commission done for solidness.
Will show up under searches for "Serrera" on FA.
>>47614128
Now you've mentioned the artist that style has connected, actually. Thanks for that. Hope that other anon notices it.
>>47590548
you are retarded
your body is all muscle too
you are still fat as shit
>>47614448
You don't sway your body back and forth as much as a snake does, r-tard.
>>47614448
Bearmode is bestmode.
>>47609483
>>47610238
I admit I haven't been here that long, but when you go back and look at the old homebrew and compare that to the new stuff you can see a fundamental difference. Not at all like /b/ where I took a 5 year break and came back to a board that was indistinguishable from the one I left. I mean, can you imagine if someone tried to make Angry Marines today? At best they'd just be a shitty Charcarodons ripoff, assuming the thread didn't get immediately derailed. It seems like at some point the board got infested with people who are deathly terrified of looking silly and deal with their insecurities by relentlessly shitting on anything that doesn't take itself 100% serious.
The people with real nostalgia goggles are the ones who claim /tg/ used to be wall to wall serious, intelligent discussion and that all the /d/-lite stuff was invented by "wikifags," as if 1d4chan was a forgery created by Satan to deceive the unfaithful or something.
>>47614448
>your body is all muscle too
>you are still fat as shit
I love it when dumb shits immediately contradict themselves.
IN MUH SETTIN' snake people stay in shape trhough constant martial training and also what amounts to slavery
>>47591269
Underrated post
>>47614966
In muh settin' snake people stay in shape by doing general manual labour because it's a medieval era.
Also because I've never considered a snake aristocracy, a situation where it'd be possible to go without the labour.
Realistically, they definitely wouldn't be able to, but how would a lamia *try* to ride a bicycle?
Well, getting fat is harder for them at least. Their basal metabolic rate would be much higher than a human's with all that extra muscle and bone.
>>47614406
That character is used for vore, isn't she? That's usually the only time a ref sheet has a mouth insides.
>>47614915
>It seems like at some point the board got infested with people who are deathly terrified of looking silly and deal with their insecurities by relentlessly shitting on anything that doesn't take itself 100% serious.
This happened with the newfags that came in during the reign of Nazimod. Seeing all the fun purged from the board gave them the impression that fun SHOULDN'T be allowed and even after the Nazimod faggot left, they stuck around and tried to enforce their own brand of "no fun allowed."
Would this be a problem for lamia?
>>47590029
Their entire snake body is like 100 percent muscle so they probably get enough in shape just by moving.
>>47615628
If we're playing by Monster Musume rules they're cold blooded, so yes, unless they've evolved some other defense
>>47615198
Well you see "in muh setting" the snek peepl are organised into a sort of socialist monarchal dictatorship consisting of a single ruling noble line and and a small military oligarchy of the most renowned warrior cast members and their direct families. Everyone who isnt warrior cast is a borderline second class citizen who work like dogs for THE GREATER GOOD. There are also lizardmen involved.
>>47615886
If we're playing by monster musume rules they are magical and immune to all mundane diseases
>>47615551
I just wish they'd either leave or get it through their skulls that they don't speak for this board as a whole.
>>47612096
walking is nowhere near as intense as full lungesinb4 you make the same argument for sneks
>>47597429
>How animals stay in shape in general?
It's not called survival of the fittest for nothing
>>47591327
Snakes have an incredible slow metabolism. A Royal Python can survive very well on as little as 1kg of food per year.
>>47620231
>A Royal Python can survive very well on as little as 1kg of food per year.
No fucking way, I don't believe you.
>>47620327
Being warm blooded allows us to survive a much wider variety of environments and climates, but it requires absurdly high amounts of calories to maintain our toasty warm internal temperatures.
Since snakes are coldblooded, they can just eat a small animal every once in a while and rest on a nice rock in the sun for their heat.
>>47620327
Generally speaking, cold blooded animals need about 1/10th of the amount of food per year than a similarly-sized warm-blooded animal does. Snakes are also ambush predators that have evolved to lie in wait for prey to come within striking range, so they can slow down their metabolism in case no prey appears for a long time. Eating only 1kg of food per year is not ideal for a large snake, but it can survive on that. In the wild they might have one large meal every few months, and eat some small animals when they happen to get close to them.
>>47617759
You mean like the guy who got the smutfic threads removed because he bitched hard enough and most likely the same git who tried removing all "non /tg/" content from 1d4?
>>47590029
By not having the same diet as you.
>>47620327
Takes a lot of fuel to keep the fire going.
It takes very little to keep the room cold.
>>47590029
Satin sheets. They're treadmills for snakes.
>>47622155
Yeah, that guy would be the worst of the bunch. It's bad enough when anons feel the need to shit on everything they don't like under the false pretense of maintaining board quality, but that particular anon actually convinced himself that there was a secret cabal of smutfiends with a dedicated plan to force their fetishes into threads and generally make this board as lewd as possible. So in response he began a one man crusade to drive /wst/ and every instance of sexually themed posting from /tg/, by shitposting and trolling constantly any place he he thought they were using. Really, the autism of this guy had to be seen to be believed.
>>47604594
The shrill, airheaded accidental strangler is perfect?
Do I actually have to go and reread MM so I can start listing her many flaws?
Because I will!
Don't think I won't reread MM Anon, I'll do it!
>>47611774
This person is from /pol/, which stands for Polish on Lithuanian, and is my favourite kind of pr0n
>>47590029
Giant ones of these
>>47622714
This is funnier than it should be.
Curse you, you beautiful bastard.
>>47622536
>>47622928
Satin sheets, the scourge of the Yuan Ti
>>47608198
>filter off the NSFW
Anon... I don't think you understand.
>>47620231
They also don't move too much. Nagas seem like they'd be much more active, thus requiring a higher metabolism and more food.
>>47622904
This person is a nerd, and plays games using D20s.
I love the feel of a D in my hands...
