How would your standard fantasy world function if it had magic, dragons, kingdoms, and all of that jazz, except that it follows cheap poorly-written romance novel logic?
Explain cheap poorly-written romance novel logic.
>>47489294
Imagine generic hentai plot minus the hentai.
Go to fanfiction.net and do a search by tags fantasy+romance.
>>47489148
Nobody is REALLY evil, all it takes is a Proper Woman's Love to tame even the foulest of beasts.
>>47489490
Even the literal beasts such as hounds or wild horses?
nobody talks, just exchanges quips and silences filled with sexual tension
>>47489513
I see you've read my work!
>>47489148
My game would fall apart because there would be an influx of girls into the group, we'd all get laid, and no longer need RPGs as outlets for our frustrated sex drives.
I'd start with this system and go from there.
I normally like my games a bit less "Women must swoon and be useless", but this is poorly written romance logic, so it makes sense.
http://unseelie.org/rpg/wh/
>>47489148
I dunno, man, you tell me.
>>47489322
>Without the hentai
Have you even opened a trashy romance novel before? I've got one here called "The Love Slave" and it intimately describes the main character losing her virginity, getting trained in the acts of sex, and getting sodomized.
>>47489995
Author?
>>47489995
Does Lady Fuckingham count as trashy?
I mean, Oscar Wilde was rather classy gentleman.
>>47490010
Bertrice Small.
I also recall reading another one where the protagonist graphically gives her male savior a sloppy blowjob after surviving a boat sinking near a deserted island.
Nothing can really beat Chuck Tingle.
My girlfriend has mountains of these books. They always get her in the mood.
>>47489148
It's not enough. We have to go deeper.
It runs on the logic of this abomination.
>>47489322
>minus the hentai.
I hate it when people come here who haven't read any bodice rippers or porn fantasy novel series. Whenever they're good, they deliver a great combination of a fun novels and pls, my erection can only get so hard.
Though the Fantasy ones tend to go towards the Mary Sueish.
But I'd honestly play a game based on some De Sade novel on some sort of modified Count Munchhausen system where you have to argue whatever BS you're trying to pull with a neckbeardish, euphoric monoloug and your success is determined by how many hats are tipped to ya.
>>47490113
>>47490113
Chuck Tingle is a treasure to the world of literature.
>>47490113
>>47489148
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Rose_%28role-playing_game%29
>>47490833
Any fantasy porn you can recommend? Preferably in audiobook form?
>>47489148
My characters all end up a lot happier.
It would pretty much be A Dance With Rogues
>>47490915
>that progression of meta tingle
>that last book title
I think I found my next CoC campaign.
>>47489148
Why even ask the question?
There are literally hundreds of these books already written.
