Would you let him join your party?
Only if we already have a rust monster and a mimic.
>>47309085
Why not? We need more men on the front lines
>>47309269
Don't forget the paladin!
>>47309085
Depends, what's his name?
>>47309399
Jell-O Cup The Brave
>>47309436
Now it depends on what flavor Jello-O.
>>47309480
.....Lemon?
>>47309574
Then clearly he is a champion of the light and worthy or the group's trust and admiration!
>>47309085
>It communicates by banging its helmet in Morse code
>>47309600
He was a small gelatinous cube for his age, always teased and tormented by the older and larger cubes. Constantly told that he should be content with a life of aimlessly wondering the dark passages of the dungeon in search for food.
But this little cube was different, and determined, and dreamed big of one day making it as a adventurer. He trained his little cube body, and scavenged for lost gear left behind by heros of past adventures. Knowing full well that one day, he would shine as he showed the world the heroic heart that he bore.
>>47309878
Yeah, obviously. He is lemon flavored, of course he's good. Now if you said grape or lime he clearly would have been a spawn of darkness and deserving of a purge
>>47309085
not slutty enough
>>47310900
>>47310661
>bad mouthing lime
If you were anything other than a lemon lover, you would have my eternal hate.
Lemon and lime are constant companions, and I am so dissapointed in you.
>>47310968
Spoiler that.
>>47310968
D-Damn
>>47309399
Lemonjello.
It wants to avenge it's brother, Oranjello.
>>47309269
Throw in an Illithid and I'm game.
>>47309269
>>47311086
Also a cute girl
>>47309085
Only if he gels well with the rest of the party. I wouldn't want to invite a total square to adventure with us.
>>47311307
CARLOS!
>>47311307
too bad he's a cube carlos you total faggot
Yes
>>47312137
Yes
>>47311282
Best girl
>>47309436
I know I saw a cap about a slime PC called Jello frustrating the shit out of a DM, though I can't find it on the plebs image search.
It was cool though, and now that you've reminded me of it, I'm totally going to find it and post it before I go to work tomorrow.
>>47309085
Yes, and since our fighter the last party leader appointed my character new leader during a very angry spat betwix a lot of the characters, I'd be well allowed to.We would have invited the half-slime, but they already had a job being a teacher or something.
>>47310982
..but he did
>>47312888
Did he?
>>47313231
Yes.
Would you buy items from him?
>>47313365
Does his name not sound like Patches, or translate into a similar concept? Then yes.
>>47314160
fucking
> Doot
I love it
>>47313365
>>47309574
>>47310661
>>47310978
>>47311039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8yx4k4tzqE
>>47314130
>Dio sect
YOU WERE EXPECTING SOME KIND OF BUG GOD
BUT IT WAS ME, DIO
>>47310968
mods???
Someone is missing from the party
>>47309085
As long as it speaks a language most of the party can understand.
Lost too many characters to not understanding a shouted warning IC. Even if you guess and pray, sometimes you end up ducking when they shouted about floor spikes.
>>47316236
What if it communicates by changing colour like a traffic light?
>>47314152
Ahh, Kos, or some say, Kosm, do you hear our prayers?
>>47316364
So what would the colors be?
>Give it shrooms
>Trips out and becomes a kaleidescope
>>47316496
I like the idea of colours conveying emotions rather than specific messages. So yellow could mean fear, which could mean either "we should proceed with caution" or "let's get out of here" or "oh shit I forgot the campfire". Etc, etc.
>>47309085
100% yes
>>47309878
>>47310661
He's clearly a green lantern candidate, so he's lime.
Around cubes don't be a rube!
>>47314355
Morrowind? Old salty is that you?
>>47313934
>Praying mantis
>Name literally translates to "spider"
WHY
>>47317121
Identity crisis.
![leon-main[1].jpg_itok=Vmdvgk49.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lhPDVVc.jpg "leon-main[1].jpg_itok=Vmdvgk49.jpg")
>>47317121
>Homo Sapiens
>Name literally tanslates to "Panthera Leo"
Why indeed.
>>47309085
>tfw drew that in 2008 for a draw thread about monster adventurers
>tfw it's one of my more prouder accomplishments to still see it posted
>>47318170
I don't know if not tapping this makes him a cool guy, or a big faggot
>>47320468
Big faggot for sure. But its arguable if its worth be a big faggot with freedom rather than a cool guy in jail.
>>47312265
>>47320542
>>47320542
>having sexual relations with your apprentice
that's not how you Assassins Guild
Would you eat a meal from a orc chef?
>>47318248
>a draw thread about monster adventurers
Sounds interesting. Is it archived anywhere?
>>47313934
>filename
>not bugbarian
You had ONE JOB!
>>47313365
Shiiiieeeet, I requested that in a drawthread ages back :D
>>47309085
i see a normal adventurer.
>>47309085
Sure, but if he starts gettin jelly of our loot, we're leaving him.
>>47313365
>>47323203
Spiders = Bros
>>47310968
MODS!
that's literally my fetish
This normal person wants to join the party.
>>47313365
What's he selling?
>>47324759
you. Hes selling you to other spiders. Dont turn around or you'll be bitten and wrapped in web
>>47324759
Looks like a sword and some potions.
>>47321185
>not having sex apprentices.
>MFW
>>47321185
That looks more like a housewife, reminds of that guy with the jailbait gf that wants the same
>>47321941
>>47325793
He should stop beating around the bush and take that offer, I wish I had that kind of luck
>>47321185
Except Leon totally hit that in the book.
>>47313365
>>47313365
Is that....Fred?
Fresh lobsters for sale.
>>47313365
Do I get a discount if I pet him
>>47312639
>the half-slime
Which parent was the slime ?
>>47313365
If he's selling stuff I want, I'll buy it.
It's the merchants without any obvious way to prevent people stealing their valuable merchandise that you have to worry about.
>>47311431
Sorry but I still find him two-dimensional.
>>47324649
He can join. Though I doubt a normal person would last long with what we get up to.
This will come in handy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-75LVMIIss0
>>47309085
>slay the lich
but I want to LAY the lich not slay her
>>47314130
>weevil
>evil
Call me racist but I wouldn't trust him.
>>47324649
You should help this poor man!
>>47309269
>no redeemed succubus
Shit party desu senpai
>>47333314
Why not both ?
Doing one will help with the other.
>>47311282
I'll admit that I love this idea.
>>47333565
>redeemed succubus
I'm tired of this meme
I was in a game once. It was based on a 2ed arcane version lf Alcatraz. Everybody was a murderhobo that wound up there because of the shit they did adventuring.
We had a half-orc, an elf, a wood and metal warforged, and a shota barbarian (me) invulnerable rager.
Before I joined the game, the party pretty much solved the entire first floor of the prison by the warforged going first. A gelatinous cube fell from the sky and landed on the warforged.
The Warforged, being Large, just walked around with it on/around them like it was a bit of fruit in a jello mold. It couldn't eat him, so the party just wound up throwing enemies into the mass and drowning/melting them.
The floor boss wasn't meant to be a strategist, so just wound up tackling the Gelatinous Cubed warforged and dying.
Warforged Cube is best partymember.
The Warforged wasn't even really a fighter type. He was like Zoidberg. He just derped his way into that shitty situation.
>>47336498
It was nice of the DM to interpret it in that fashion.
>>47336852
bit of a douchebag though ;^)
Fuck ya! Gelatinous things are generally my favorite type of things, followed closely by mechanical things and spooky things.
>>47336947
>not having spooky things at the top of the list
>>47337561
>>47336947
I would definitely rate ooze things and construct things at the top, because its hard to get more D&Dy than that, and they're generally mindless and nonevil, requiring a bit more thought as to how they fit into a campaign setting.
Spooky things I would rate third place like him just because they are a bit too easy to use.
>>47333495
This is a really interesting monster idea. Does anyone else have more like this?
>>47309085
Yes
>>47333495
Reminds me of the sewer centipedes in DS3.
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