Your party is on its way to complete your GM's contrived plot when this guy slaps your paladin on the ass!
What do they do they?
>>47306306
>What do they do they?
>>47306306
>What do they do they?
Turn 180 degrees and walk away
>>47306306
>What do they do?
>>47307592
>only turning 180 degrees to walk away
>>47307661
480 degrees? 840 degrees? 1200 degrees? 1560 degrees? 1920 degrees?
>>47307661
Turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away.
>>47307753
>don't stop rotating
>build up speed
>don't stop rotating
>slowly float upwards from the force
>don't stop rotating
>build up air currents around the room
>don't stop rotating
>temperature in the room starts to build
>don't stop rotating
>candles are melting, the heated winds grow
>don't stop rotating
>dry wood bursts into flames
>don't stop rotating
>people are panicking
>don't stop rotating
>they are begging you to stop
>don't stop rotating
>all shall be reduced to wind and fire
>don't stop rotating
>the atmosphere of the planet courses around you
>stop rotating
>everyone is dead
>no waifu
>no orc baby
>no shitty setting
???
>profit
Depends on the setting
>>47307870
This doesn't work because to answer this question you need to
>A) Playing a campaign, which already has a setting
>B) Have a paladin in your party
>>47306306
>What do they do they?
Did a do a day!.
>>47307946
OPs fault for not giving the setting.
If orcs are basically animals or inherently evil, some sort of demon spawn, I kill it
If orcs aren't evil by nature I take it and drop it at the next town
It's not that fucking hard
>>47308059
It isn't his fault. The first two words in the post are
>your party
Which would have to be your current game. You have one of those, right? And it has a setting, right?
>>47308111
In that case, we're playing in my friend's shitty homebrew, and the cleric will try to raise the orc as a child even though they aren't sapient, because he's a retard
