What if the EMPRAH was a FEMPRAH?
He wouldn't be terrible father.
She would be terrible mother.
>>47272772
>mlp
>>47272616
For the perfect embodiment of mankind she sure is a butter face.
>>47273031
Truly, 40k is the most grim of all settings.
What about the primarchs?
>>47272616
>>47272772
Mlpfags go home
>>47272616
IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY SAMMICHES AND A COLD DRINK, THEN MAYBE SOME VACUUMING
>>47272616
would she even cut the crust off of the primarchs sandwiches?
i don't think so.
>>47272616
Then tumblr would love this game more than nerds love to hate it.
>>47272616
The whole horus thing gets much more creepy/arousing
>>47272616
Absolutely nothing would change.
Would it be considered heretical to jerk off to the Femprah or would it be considered heretical to NOT jerk off to the femprah?
Also from a canonical perspective the Adeptus Sororitas would probably have been a thing since the beginning of the Empire than created later on.
>>47274005
Would the Adeptus Astartes be all women then the ecclesiarchy formed a Adeptus... Fraternitas?
>>47274005
>not kebab
nice headcanon
>>47272616
Impossible. it's based on Catholicism
Or I guess it would mean that the Catholic church had a female pope and female priests and men weren't allowed.
>>47276628
Gender-swapped world, then?
Now I'm just thinking of what historical or fictional character would have as female names.
>>47274930
The Brothers of Battle. I like it.
>>47272616
Feminism would be invalid.
>>47272772
I agree, but not with your choice. Isha is obviously best choice.
>>47273046
>What about the primarchs?
Primarchs? That's not how you spellSailor Senshi.
>>47277179
How does that invalidate feminism?
>>47272616
Shut the fuck up you cracker ass honkey, quit whitewashing our history, the EMPRAH WAS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK QUEEN OF BANTU ORIGINS. WHERE DA FUK DO YOU THINK SHE GOT ALL THA GOLD FROM HER ARMOUR FROM? HER PSYCHIC POWERS CAME FROM THE FACT THAT SHE WAS A VOODOO WITCHDOCTOR. ALSO THE WHITE MAN TRIED TURNING HER KINKY HAIR STRAIGHT, BUT HE COULDN'T WHITEWASH HER HAIR COLOUR WHICH WAS BLACK. smhtbhfam #knowledge #thingstheydontteachyouatschool
>>47277179
>implying it's ever not invalid
>>47272616
I think we literally just had a thread like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Aj9_8t1eQc
>>47274005
Well, is it heretical now?
>>47273035
lol'd
>>47277910
To be fair, my thread was a major rewrite of the setting, this dudes is just "make the emp the femp
>>47274930
>Would the Adeptus Astartes be all women
YES!
>>47278098
>To be fair, my thread was a major rewrite of the setting, this dudes is just "make the emp the femp
Link?
>>47272616
Literally the same shit everytime
>Hurr durr brothas of battle and Fem marines
>Hurpa durp, Heresy avoided cuz mom and compassion
>le fanny misogyny edge jokes
Lets face it, the Emperor probably took the form of a woman multiple times, during his time as earth and probably as he scoured the galaxy. And even if he was a she, shed still be the autistic fuck up that the normal emperor was. Just because your a lady doesn't fix a crippling case of paranoia, planet sized ego and bipolarness. Remember, the primarchs were all made to be weapons/commanders in duel functionality along with their role as geneseed source, and space marines are designed to be soldiers, ESPECIALLY NOT Humans+. Perhaps she'd be less biased against the primatchs gender ratio, so maybe Fulgrim and Sanguinious are girls because the Emperess didnt care too much with gender; hardly matters, since they're still 10 foot tall sterile demi-gods made to tailor a specific role in a Imperium that encompasses a trillion different cultures. Especially no fucking retarded Brothers of battle. Infact, because of the Emperesses status, they might never exist due to female soldiers being just as respected as male are, so instead of no man under arms, no humans under arms, resulting in a gimped echlessiarchy.
But nah, lets just spout shitty memes instead
>>47278554
>le fanny misogyny edge jokes
>all dem words
damn son you got triggered
>>47272616
That art is hideous.
>>47278554
You seem to be under the impression that this wasn't a complete bait thread.
>>47274005
Are you implying that you don't already think of Him and His Holy being when spilling your seed?
Fucking heretic.
>>47278554
This. These threads never go anywhere that's good, because the people who make them don't want to make anything good. They want porn, they want to make 40k 'better' in their own sick and twisted way.
If the Emperor was female, would that not change the entire tone of his worship? Women bring to mind femininity, comfort, gentleness, and sexuality. The Emperor as a male can be a benevolent protector in the minds of his people, and he can be a punishing father and powerful protector at the same time. A mother has different connotations, and they are distracting connotations for a setting that at its core is an excuse for nothing but war.
And if you look at him as a man, not a god, it gets even worse - he's not going to stop being a dick, and everyone already stamps down the good things he did do as a male character. What really makes you think making him female will reverse anything? Instead you have a cruel bitch instead of a hard-handed dictator. And imagine how much worse his death would be! Sanguinius sacrificing his life for the Emperor, the termiator or Ollanius Pius or whoever had to die to convince the Emperor to kill Horus, and even Malcador giving up his last spark of power so the Emperor could speak, would all be reinterpreted as weakness on the part of the Empress in a way that's handwaved in the case of the Emperor for the sake of an awesome story.
I'm not saying female characters can't be awesome - there's a wealth of literature with great female main characters - but in a testosterone filled setting like 40k, putting such a character in such a major position is asking for trouble. It would be like making Zeus a woman.
>>47272616
>What if the EMPRAH was a FEMPRAH?
Canon would make a lot more sense that way. Emprah was a shit decision maker that didn't look out for or discipline his kids properly. Most of them are dead or worse due to his shit parenting. This is in contrast to the fact that single fathers typically make better parents than single mothers. Emperor is a weakling. But what do we really expect from a guy who had to make his kids in a lab? He couldn't even get laid.
>>47278727
Well I can't say I disagree with your mug there, anon.
>>47278727
The Sensei would disagree with you on that.
>>47272616
As long as the agenda is the same I don't see much of a problem. I thought rule 63 40k was a thing already?
>>47278554
>>47278708
Underated posts.
Fa/tg/uys like these Get Shit Done.
>>47272616
HOLY SHIT IT'S THIS THREAD AGAIN GUYS LOOK
![Angela-Merkel-11-011[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AptZX5h.jpg "Angela-Merkel-11-011[1].jpg")
>>47272616
>Putting women in charge of anything
This is how empires collapse
>>47279196
Like al good things in 40k it's now retconned and replaced with Perpetuals.
>>47272616
There'd be a lot more shitposting by NiceDae- >>47278222
Speak of the goddamn devil and his fat tranny ass will appear
>>47272616
>What if the EMPRAH was FEMPRAH
Think of the Emprah, then remove all reason and accountability.
>>47283202
So, the Emprah?
>>47272616
You get Lovedagger.
>>47277462
But anon, there already are female primarchs.
You can't forget our lady & savior periodanguis
>>47284134
Sanginius is a boy, you jerk.
>>47272616
10/10 would follow
MY FEMPRAH
>>47272616
Space Femarine armor would be built with strategic butt coverings.
>>47278554
>And even if he was a she, shed still be the autistic fuck up that the normal emperor was. Just because your a lady doesn't fix a crippling case of paranoia, planet sized ego and bipolarness.
Well of coures, hence why making the Emperor a woman doesn't actually FIX anything...
>>47278708
>If the Emperor was female, would that not change the entire tone of his worship? Women bring to mind femininity, comfort, gentleness, and sexuality. The Emperor as a male can be a benevolent protector in the minds of his people, and he can be a punishing father and powerful protector at the same time. A mother has different connotations, and they are distracting connotations for a setting that at its core is an excuse for nothing but war.
And THIS is why my Daughters of Peace are trying to pull it off in the Canon Universe.
Not that it makes any difference, their "Great Enemy" is actually a woman herself.
>>47281375
>Speak of the goddamn devil and his fat tranny ass will appear
Where does everyone get the fat part?
Tranny I'd give you on the female chauvinism, but why fat?
>>47277691
I'm aware this is bait, but canonically the emperor was turkish.
>>47272616
I'm sorry I'm late
>>47288733
No commissar, YOU ARE THE HERESY!
>>47272616
You would have make AND female SM because Emprahness would be on the x chromosome.
