Rolled 7 (1d20)
Let's have some fun /tg/. I want my next setting to be a mashup of fantasy elements with present day stuff (urban fantasy, contemporary fantasy, ect...) And you get to decide what's in it.
>Post a fantasy thing and a present day thing to mash together
>Roll 1d20 (in the option field)
For example: Magic potions are sold in starbucks-style coffee cups.
>If you roll 15-19, this is a common thing
>If you roll 10-14, this exists but it's a niche thing
>If you roll 9-5, this used to be a thing but now it ain't
>If you roll 2-4, it doesn't exist
>If you roll 20, this thing is all the rage and everyone's talking about it
>If you roll 1, this thing if unheard of and everyone will look at you really uncomfortably if you even mention it.
No takers?
Although you have to buy spellbooks, people download them in pdf
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>47263383
Whoops forgot to roll
Rolled 1 (1d20)
Orks control the general media
>>47263406
>this thing if unheard of and everyone will look at you really uncomfortably if you even mention it.
Perfect.
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>47262885
Demons excel in corporate roles and office jobs, since they're already soulless to begin with.
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>47262885
"Magic 101" is a high-school class that people hate and bitch about, like trigonometry.
I'm going to post a summary from time to time. You can always suggest fluff to tie ideas together.
Is a niche thing
>Demons are known to excel in corporate roles and office jobs because of their lack of a soul. Although most demons prefer to pursuit other careers.
Used to exist
>Potions in coffee cups weren't really useful in battle.
>Spellbook pdf's weren't 'authentic' enough for real wizardry.
>Students used to ditch Magic 101, so they changed the name of the course to make it appeal to young people.
Is too weird to even mention
>'Orks control the media' is the kind of insane conspiracy you'd see written the piece of cardboard that hobo on the corner is wearing. Or posted on politically incorrect message boards.
Rolled 19 (1d20)
Demons are summoned by sending them a whatsapp message
>>47263425
>>47263406
I for one welcome our new [REDAKTED] overlords
>>47263494
Not succubi though, they're on tinder.
*swipe*
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>47262885
/x/ actually manages to summon succubi
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>47262885
Almost all debt collectors own dragons. If you slay the dragon, your debt goes away.
Rolled 4 (1d20)
About 50 years ago, a very clever conman created a ponzi scheme in which he helped demons steal souls. When it collapsed, he ended up with a lot of demon souls, so he compelled them to work on earth as cheap labourers, and set up a megaconglomerate.
Rolled 9 (1d20)
A wizard drew a butt on the moon
Rolled 5 (1d20)
Elven cities and villages are in big parks, like Central Park in NY or Retiro in Madrid
dice+d20
mobile phones double as spellbooks
>>47263613
in the "options" bit m8
>>47262885
If you talk shit about a god in the presence of one of his/her high clerics, the god gets their friends and they break into your house at night, hold you down to your bed and beat you with tube socks filled with oranges.
Rolled 9 (1d20)
>>47263634
fuck
Rolled 20 (1d20)
Tumblr is full of posts supporting half-elves rights and marriage between different races
>>47263541
If you slay a dragon you get arrested for killing an endanger animal
Rolled 5 (1d20)
lets try that again, i'm fucking tired:
Mobile phones double as spellbooks
>>47263645
Hmm my roll must of been formatted wrong
>>47263645
No caps?
Rolled 19 (1d20)
Traffic laws become stricter during mid summer to prevent time looping automobile accidents.
Only Gnomes work in tech support.
Rolled 9 (1d20)
Donald Trump is an evil Lich
>>47263718
fucking what roll dammit
Only Gnomes work in tech support.
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>47262885
crazy old people and hobos are just wizards in disguise
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>47263728
FUCK
Rolled 6 (1d20)
>>47262885
Anime is real, but only on a single day of the year.
Rolled 2 (1d20)
The Wiimote is considered a magic item
Rolled 9 (1d20)
A drug to cure magically induced pregnancy can be bought over the counter in most pharmacies.
Rolled 10 (1d20)
There is a movement in favour of "Free Range" Imps as wizard familiars, because the traditional method of summoning binds them to the wizards will and is considered cruel.
Rolled 15 (1d20)
Corporate necromancers frequently outsource labor to cheap foreign undead hordes rather than trying to look for local undead labor options.
>>47263753
Screw you.
Rolled 6 (1d20)
Orphans have been known to rapidly gain "levels" in a class unique to them over the span of five years.
If a jew lives to the age of 150, he enters a 50-year process of mutation that turns him into a dragon.
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>47263920
I can't into rolling, apparently.
Trying again for jew dragons.
>>47263928
Rolled 9 (1d20)
In order to be legally considered an adult, you have to prove to the courts that you are educated, capable of taking care of your basic needs, and capable of getting a job.
Rolled 19 (1d20)
The owner of a building can be fined for having fake gargoyles.
Rolled 1 (1d20)
Spells that detect alignment/morality/whatever are illegal under hate crime laws.
Rolled 19 (1d20)
The number one cause of death in teens and halflings is spell casting and driving. Don't magic and drive folks.
Rolled 5 (1d20)
Blacks are violently racist towards orcs. Whites are inexplicably pro-orc. All half-orcs are half-white.
>>47263960
>common thing
Apparently there are good reasons for having fake gargoyles and everyone agrees that it's a dick move. But not worth more than a fine (That's tricky because my first thought is that planting a fake gargoyle is something an evil cultist would do to let evil spirits into a place, that wouldn't just be a fine).
>>47263945
Lol. The new standard is that if you're capable of arithmetic, not die 1 day outside of the city limits anti-monster safety zone, and not having a diet consisting of sapient creatures, congratulations. You're legally a functioningl contributing member of society.
Rolled 13 (1d20)
Diligently maintained prismatic wall along all of Florida's land borders. Kraken border patrol along all of its coastline.
Rolled 10 (1d20)
Linda Glocke is an epic-level spellcaster capable of destroying ISIS.
>>47264041
That's odd, I made the exact same facial expression on reading that headline.
>>47263974
Your alignment is listed on your driver's license and tax paperwork.
>>47262885
The internet works on akashic memory, and every smartphone has a ghost bound into it to make the connection and handle the decision making.
>>47264000
There are good reasons for it because having fake gargoyles is much cheaper than real ones and it works just as well since most potential intruders can't tell the difference, but after lobbying from the Gargoyle Union the practice was made illegal.
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>47264074
Rolled 4 (1d20)
Someone founded a cult around the rumor of virgins becoming wizards at age 30, but entry involves paying them to do the party catering on that exact day.
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>47262885
Disgusting spider creatures from the depths of the earth have the hippest new cuisine and are opening restaurants everywhere.
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>47264074
>Your alignment is listed on your driver's license and tax paperwork.
College students do evil things despite their good alignment and claim to be "transevil" and that you need to check your privilege.
Is all the rage right now
>Everybody talks about mixed-race rights and Tumblr in particular is blowing up. Literally blowing up.
Is a common thing
>Send a demon a whatsapp message to summon them! All the teens are doing it!
>/x/enophiles are able to summon succubi on a daily basis. It's not hard.
>Traffic laws are stricter during mid-summer to prevent time looping automobile accidents.
>Corporate necromancers frequently outsource labor to cheap foreign undead hordes rather than trying to look for local undead labor options.
>The number one cause of death in teens and halflings is spell casting and driving. Don't magic and drive folks
>Everybody knows mst gargoyles you see are cheap, illigal fakes. And it has become a real problem nowadays.
>Jews are actually a dragonborn race and will morph into their greater forms at the age of 150.
Is a niche thing
>Demons are known to excel in corporate roles and office jobs because of their lack of a soul. Although most demons prefer to pursuit other careers.
>Some crazy old people and hobos are actually wizards, most are just crazy old people and hobos.
>Only Gnomes work in tech support. Only very desperate people use tech support.
>Only a few fanatics are still protesting to make non-free range imps illigal.
>Florida is guarded by strong magic barriers and even monsters. But nobody really cares about Florida, so it isn't a big deal.
>"I heard Linda is going to unleash her magical vengence upon ISIS." "Jeez, doesn't she have anything better to do?"
>Some phones have ghosts in them to make a connection to the akashic memory internet. You are however considered a huge nerd when you don't just go for standard Wifi.
>Some college students that act evil despite a good alignment claim to be "transevil". The authorities see through their bullshit.
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>47263920
Specially trained sexual Jewish superheroes combat these creatures wherever they appear, to preserve the honor of the Tribe of Israel.
Rolled 5 (1d20)
Demihumans protest outside of courthouses whenever the term "human rights" is used, despite it being a misnomer and applying to them as well.
>>47264167
Used to exist
>Potions in coffee cups weren't really useful in battle.
>Spellbook pdf's weren't 'authentic' enough for real wizardry.
>Also 'mobile casting' or using your phone as a spellbook has fallen out of fashion.
>Students used to ditch Magic 101, so they changed the name of the course to make it appeal to young people.
>A wizard once drew a butt on the moon, but it's been whiped away now. *puns*
>Elves used to live in public parks, but that became illigal.
>Religious people used to come into your house and beat you if you insulted their god. It's a crime now.
>Donald Trump used to be an evil Lich, but now that he's running for president, he's a reeeeally normal and super good guy. Really.
>'Anime-is-real' day used to be a thing. We stopped it. Thank the gods.
>You used to be able to buy a drug that cure magical pregnancy. Now you have to go see a shifty wizard across the border to get it removed...
>Orphans used to rapidly gain unique 'class levels', but the budget has been cut back.
>Back in the day, you could only be considered a responsible adult if you had proven yourself to be educated and capable. Now... Whatever.
>There used to be a lot of white-black-orc racism, but it's considered a thing of the past.
Is too weird to even mention
>'Orks control the media' is the kind of insane conspiracy you'd see written the piece of cardboard that hobo on the corner is wearing. Or posted on politically incorrect message boards.
>So is the belief that nowadays you'd get arrested for detecting alignment in hate crime laws.
>Only an idiot would believe that debt collectors own dragons. And some idiots do set out to slay those dragons.
This is good stuff!Except the jew dragons, I really had a hard time writing that in a way that doesn't just sound like an uninspired /pol/ joke.
Rolled 15 (1d20)
Level caps are a thing. A low-enough cap lets you apply for disability allowance.
Rolled 7 (1d20)
There are devices specially designed to let people glide on days where it rains from the ground upward.
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>47264181
>Except the jew dragons
Fuck you. Not every weird reference to judaism is automatically antisemitism.
Rolling for jews growing glorious defensive scales when they ingest a sufficient amount of gold.
Rolled 12 (1d20)
There's a proximity-based Augmented Reality service exclusively for people below a certain level of magic aptitude. Rumor has it that the service's founders actively answer prayers stored in these "virtual sky lanterns".
Rolled 12 (1d20)
Firearms are useless because of bulletproof magic everywhere. Only enchanted melee weapons are used in war.
Rolled 12 (1d20)
A jewish dragon's breath weapon is hydrogen cyanide.
>>47264227
>Not every weird reference to judaism is automatically antisemitism.
But comparing them to the money-hoarding monster does raise suspicion.
But rules are rules, jews are bad-ass lizards now.
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>47262885
David Bowie was actually an aasimar
Rolled 20 (1d20)
Cellphones occasionally have their numbers replaced with ones that call alternate dimension versions of people. Nobody has yet found a way to actually access those dimensions in other ways yet.
Rolled 20 (1d20)
The Isreali Air Force has been granted the authority to have jew dragons conduct air strikes in Scandinavia and specific parts of Russia whenever global warming frees a batch of nazi zombies from the permafrost.
>>47264264
>Keit-Ai found the ultimate way
You son of a bitch.
Japan's wildlife has changed in the wake of America's nuclear strikes.
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>47264297
Lemme roll 4 u
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>47264297
Fuck, forgot to roll.
Trying again.
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>47264304
How about no.
Rolling for a team of semi-magical, heavily armored knights that hunt down namefag shitposters from the fantasy version of 4chan.
Rolled 3 (1d20)
It is technically not illegal to sell man-eating insects because mosquitoes are qualified as such.
The President of the United States can be impeached through a trial by combat.
>>47264322
Iz you that angry guy from beastraces thread?
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>47264335
God fucking dammit.
>>47264337
No, everybody hates pointless, attention-whoring namefags.
>>47264350
Well fuck u and fuck dis whole thread, you dickless shitcunt.
Rolled 7 (1d20)
A unique funeral service allows the recently deceased to become doors. This involves a secret punching technique, and the strength of the punch is proportional to the quality of the final product.
>>47264358
That's not me.
>>47264350
'kay. I rejoin da anonymous hivemind then.
>>47264358
>>47264367
Wow, the WAAAGH iz growin'.
>>47264368
>>47264367
>>47264358
>>47264350
>>47264337
Nobody cares, go some place else. You are both shitting up a good thread.
Rolled 15 (1d20)
Undead are legal work force
Rolled 6 (1d20)
Lusty brown elves are becoming a real nuisance in large forested areas all over the world.
Rolled 4 (1d20)
>>47264397
A number of illegal loggers from the Amazon has found fortune and fame by becoming adventurers and ridding the world of this horny, brown menace.
Rolled 9 (1d20)
It has become legal to go to bard schools and learn how to seduce people with magic
Rolled 7 (1d20)
Cities that represent something important for certain religions (e.g. Rome, La Mecca) can summon in their defence angelic warriors, and have actually Angels and other divine beings living among the mortals.
Rolled 12 (1d20)
Highly magic resistant, gigantic monsters often are summoned by evil people just for shit and giggles.
Rolled 14 (1d20)
A uniquely crafted d20 dice has absolute authority over the 10m spherical area surrounding it. It grants the user's wish with success directly proportional to the result; 20 is exactly as desired, 1 is exactly opposite.
Rolled 17 (1d20)
There is no "world hunger" anymore, because strong wizards have found a solution to that.
They actually don't even know how they themselves managed to do that.
Rolled 5 (1d20)
Using pizzas as makeshift summoning circles is now a thing.
Rolled 17 (1d20)
Smoking spriggans is technically legal in fifteen states.
Somebody wanted to stop once and for all the plague that is the question "Redeemed succubus, what do?", totally cancelling succubi from existence.
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>47264562
Several popular pizza chains have opted to embrace the fad by offering the 'infernal cut' at no extra cost, or for $2.99 extra to cut it with a licensed Athame.
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>47264580
Goddamnit
>>47263516
>>47264580
Contradictions, what do?
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>47264586
Evil wizards grew ever more desperate about the lack of succubi in the world, trying to create more and more of them, even already redeemed.NO! I NEED MY SUCCUBI!
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>47264598
>>47264612
>Contradictions, wat do?Shenanigans, the answer is always shenanigans.
The "Succubi Summoning Wars" are a thing since people both want to eliminate them and create them.
Is all the rage right now
>Everybody talks about mixed-race rights and Tumblr in particular is blowing up. Literally blowing up.
>Cellphones occasionally have their numbers replaced with ones that call alternate dimension versions of people. Nobody has yet found a way to actually access those dimensions in other ways yet.
>Isreal is waging a dragon war against Nazi zombies that are surfacing in Scandinavia and Russia. The zombies had been trapped under permafrost, but now global warming is stirring things up.
Is a common thing
>Send a demon a whatsapp message to summon them! All the teens are doing it!
>/x/enophiles are able to summon succubi on a daily basis. It's not hard.
>Then some folks are trying to deny all succubi access to our realm, in order to stop the question: "Redeemed succubus, what do?" Then some wizards did the opposite. The struggle continues.
>Traffic laws are stricter during mid-summer to prevent time looping automobile accidents.
>Undead are legal work force.
>Corporate necromancers frequently outsource labor to cheap foreign undead hordes rather than trying to look for local undead labor options.
>The number one cause of death in teens and halflings is spell casting and driving. Don't magic and drive folks
>Everybody knows most gargoyles you see are cheap, illigal fakes. And it has become a real problem nowadays.
>Jews are actually a dragonborn race and will morph into their greater forms at the age of 150.
>They also grow majestic scales while hoarding gold.
Level caps are a thing. A low-enough cap lets you apply for disability allowance.
>David Bowie was actually an aasimar
>Wizards cured world hunger. They are now writing long studies and debating how they actually did it, because they have no clue.
>Smoking spriggans is legal in fifteen states.
>>47264630
Is a niche thing
>Demons are known to excel in corporate roles and office jobs because of their lack of a soul. Although most demons prefer to pursuit other careers.
>Some crazy old people and hobos are actually wizards, most are just crazy old people and hobos.
>Only Gnomes work in tech support. Only very desperate people use tech support.
>Only a few fanatics are still protesting to make non-free range imps illigal.
>Florida is guarded by strong magic barriers and even monsters. But nobody really cares about Florida, so it isn't a big deal.
>"I heard Linda is going to unleash her magical vengence upon ISIS." "Jeez, doesn't she have anything better to do?"
>Some phones have ghosts in them to make a connection to the akashic memory internet. You are however considered a huge nerd when you don't just go for standard Wifi.
>>47264644
>Some college students that act evil despite a good alignment claim to be "transevil". The authorities see through their bullshit.
>There's a proximity-based Augmented Reality service exclusively for people below a certain level of magic aptitude. Rumor has it that the service's founders actively answer prayers stored in these "virtual sky lanterns".
>Japans wildlife has changed in the wake of nuclear strikes. The land is now filled with pokemon. You'd think this would be a good thing, but people have fled the country because they started to fear the grass itself.
>A gang of magical armored knights hunt down people that post stuff they don't like on 4chan. They are considered lowlife losers.
>The President of the United States can be impeached through a trial by combat. Nobody does however, because the president is a legendary warrior.
>Highly magic resistant, gigantic monsters often are summoned by evil people just for shit and giggles. It is however considered cliché and most wrongdoers now do other stuff.
>There is are magical d20's that either grant or grant the opposite of any wish you have. Nobody uses it, because it is insanely dangerous. Life isn't a game you know.
Used to exist
>Potions in coffee cups weren't really useful in battle.
>Spellbook pdf's weren't 'authentic' enough for real wizardry.
>Also 'mobile casting' or using your phone as a spellbook has fallen out of fashion.
>Students used to ditch Magic 101, so they changed the name of the course to make it appeal to young people.
>A wizard once drew a butt on the moon, but it's been whiped away now. *puns*
>Elves used to live in public parks, but that became illigal.
>Religious people used to come into your house and beat you if you insulted their god. It's a crime now.
>Donald Trump used to be an evil Lich, but now that he's running for president, he's a reeeeally normal and super good guy. Really.
>>47264655
>'Anime-is-real' day used to be a thing. We stopped it. Thank the gods.
>You used to be able to buy a drug that cure magical pregnancy. Now you have to go see a shifty wizard across the border to get it removed...
>Orphans used to rapidly gain unique 'class levels', but the budget has been cut back.
>Back in the day, you could only be considered a responsible adult if you had proven yourself to be educated and capable. Now... Whatever.
>There used to be a lot of white-black-orc racism, but it's considered a thing of the past.
>Demihumans once protested the use of the word 'human rights'. Also tried calling them living-thing rights, but then the golems were angry.
>We used to glide around on days where it rains from the ground upwards, but then it was proven groundrain causes cancer.
>You used to be able to let your body turn into a door after you died. Nobody ever did it.
>Lusty brown elves were once a huge pest, until they found the sweaty illusionist touching himself and locked him away.
>It was once legal to go to bard schools and learn how to seduce people with magic. Can you guess why that decission was revoked?
>Religiously significant cities could once summon defence angels, but at some point the deities realised there was too much fuckery going on with these cities so they stopped doing it.
>Pizza's were used as makeshift summonning cirkles, but the demons became upset with that. So pizza chains even tried to play into it. They got burned.
>>47264662
Is too weird to even mention
>'Orks control the media' is the kind of insane conspiracy you'd see written the piece of cardboard that hobo on the corner is wearing. Or posted on politically incorrect message boards.
>So is the belief that nowadays you'd get arrested for detecting alignment in hate crime laws.
>Only an idiot would believe that debt collectors own dragons. And some idiots do set out to slay those dragons.
>Specially trained sexuale jewish dragon slayers... Just no. It's a stupid joke in both worlds.
I think we've made a really good setting here. Well maybe not "good". But you know... Great work!
>>47264078
Nice!
>>47264630
So the primary elements of the setting are the Dragon jew - Undead nazi war, mixed-race activism and cellphones that occasionally have inter-dimensional numbers in them.
And succubi-summoning wars.
Rolled 6 (1d20)
>>47264625
...Yet nobody bothers with incubi and they always exist.
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>47262885
Undercuts and sidecuts are actually a way to signal to your fellow demons that you yourself are an envoy of Lucifer on some kind of mission on Earthplane
>>47266214
well that explains things
>>47266238
>That hint of red in her eyes
She daemon alright.
Rolled 3 (1d20)
MMORPG addiction is a very, very serious problem with the goblin population, killing (of dehydration) 4 in every 10 goblin youths.
Rolled 12 (1d20)
ISIS is orcs
Furries and trannies can change their bodies without much problems via magical means
Rolled 8 (1d20)
Subway trains are a sentient species, one that revels in taking people places and treating everyone nicely. A bit too nicely, as in loudly wishing everyone a wonderful morning through the sound speaker while you're trying to forget you're in a packed train at 7am of a monday.
Rolled 7 (1d20)
Koboldz stole my roll
>>47266443
Rolled 9 (1d20)
Telemarketers don't exist. Phone spiders do.
Rolled 6 (1d20)
The Andes are fucking filled with dragons. Don't go there. If they were the civilized one they'd move to Argentina or something. But those are the ones that'll eat you without any ceremonies.
Rolled 7 (1d20)
There are quicker and easier ways to do magic that don't involvr years of meticulous study at a college course, but they usually involve shady shit.
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>47266478
Not a thing anymore because they moved en masse to Brazil. Turns out they prefer the beach to the mountains, plus samba seems to relax them.
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>47266541
... and now they moved to Mexico in search of spicy food. Which is why a "former" evil lich presidential candidate in the US wants to build a wall on the US-Mexico border.
>>47266553
>"When Mexico sends its dragons, its not sending their best!"
Rolled 5 (1d6)
Reptilian Overlords
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>47266591
Reptiles were overthrown by mind flayers
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>47266661
But they were democratically elected because they have good politics.
Rolled 20 (1d20)
Planet Nine is made out of grey goo
Rolled 18 (1d20)
The biggest cause of death in elves, dwarves, and jewish dragons is death by starvation after becoming transfixed by the ozone rift to the abyss in the southern sky. Nobody wants to close it though because the abyssal creatures from within are upstanding citizens and not mind controlling monsters.
Rolled 8 (1d20)
On certain days of the year, the dead rise from their graves and walk again.
It's a damn nuisance for the gravediggers, but mostly they're just the same as they were in life.
>>47266850
Oh no... im assuming the "grey goo scenario" grey goo and not inert grey goo. Let's hope it never comes out of orbit
>>47267321
Nuisance? They get double the work!
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>47267753
If it happens that regularly, one would assume they'd take steps. Figure out which ones like to shamble over to the local park and sit on a bench, figure out which ones want to deadcall all their relatives, etc. Hinged greenery and inside-lid casket handles would be pretty easy to set up.
>>47262885
In heavy tech areas, golems are discriminated against and robots are super cool. In heavy magic areas, robots are discriminated against and golems are super cool. This leads to a lot of disguising bodywork on both sides to look like the other.
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>47266717
Lemurians, however, have devolved to an obnoxious tiny oceanic state in the middle of the pacific that constantly claims to actually rule the world and be "right on the verge" of developing a new superweapon to wipe out all land-based life.
They've been "Right on the verge" of doing that for the past 300 years.
Rolled 15 (1d20)
In exchange for free access to the mortal realm all demons must sign a contract to formally denounce and swear not to participate in the soul trade. Daemons however just barge into the mortal realm like they own the place.and many do
Rolled 1 (1d20)
Banks are all run by the undead. The CFO of Ramses International is still complaining about the new kids on the block who started up in the1400s, Dracul Securities.
>>47268574
I guess no undead are in the banking business, then?
>>47268595
~(∀ banks x, x is run by undead) ≡ some banks are run by undead
Health insurance now usually covers resurrection.
>>47268835
roll
dice+1d20
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>47268849
goddamit
Rolled 19 (1d20)
Sea serpents went from disrupting shipping to endangered real quick, and are now mostly in hiding.
The japanese are constantly whining that they need to hunt more of them for cultural reasons.
Rolled 16 (1d20)
Everyone in Africa is a king
Rolled 15 (1d20)
Donald Trump has started a new movement to provide all orphans of the world with a 3DS
Rolled 15 (1d20)
Contrary to pop culture the undead are almost universaly vegans
Rolled 7 (1d20)
There's a cure for every disease that's been invented. But it's extremely costly and has a 33 percent chance to turn you into a cronenberg
Rolled 1 (1d20)
All handheld gaming devices are extremely obviously mind control devices.
Rolled 17 (1d20)
The Nazi Zombies are secretly obeying the will of their lord and master Donald Trump
Rolled 20 (1d20)
Fishmen invade... beachside bars, attempt to pay in seashells, and sit around being annoyingly chill. Attempts to get them to fuck off have so far failed.
>>47270381
so they really wuz kings n shit?
Rolled 3 (1d20)
Magic Items can be bought from your local super market.
Rolled 3 (1d20)
The Dragon-Jews discover an ancient prophecy predicting that their greatest savior will be a Nazi Zombie
Rolled 4 (1d20)
Freelance adventuring is a great way to make some money while also dramatically shortening your lifespan. Working for an agency cuts into profits but guarantees some form of resurrective life insurance
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