Hear ye, hear ye. I hereby call to order this meeting of the most illustrious Mages Guild! Before we begin, I would like to congratulate whoever fixed that damn leaning that the tower was doing last week, it was giving me a headache that no amount of alcohol could fix.
Now, as anyone who has a multi-millennial calendar would already know there is a resurgence of magical energy coming up, and from the looks of things it's going to be a big one. Last time this happened, we had absolute chaos, everyone tried to claim the source for their own department. I would be fine seeing that again, but the number crunchers tell me that if we try it we'll end up with no survivors. Literally none. And apparently that's a bad thing? Whatever, they won't stop bugging me about it, so figure out who's getting energy for what. Oh, and I call at least half of it. For reasons.Welcome to the Mages' Guild. Pick a name and join in! Conflicts are resolved with d20s when needed, or with playing it out. When the thread dies on /tg/, we keep it going on desustorage.org. For additional resources, please visit http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Mage%27s_guild
I'm requesting a portion of it to reinforce the planar wards around the guild. Unless you'd all prefer an invasion from every plane simultaneously.
I, GRANITORI, SUGGEST MYSELF TO HOLD ALL THE GRAND RESURGING POWA!
And this... for some reason won't devolve into the same brawl that happens every time something like this comes up?
>>47172209
You couldn't hold onto a piece of twine.
>>47172209
That sounds like a uniquely poor idea. I question the idea that you're qualified at all.
>>47172227
SILENCE, MORTAL ANDROGYNOUS NECROMANCEERR!
>>47172274
I AM THE MOST QUALIFIED OF ALL MAGES IN THESE LANDS! FOR I CONTROL 1/4TH OF THE MAGICAL APPLESAUCE DISPENSER. DOES THAT NOT PROVE MY POWER?!
>>47172140
I vote we use to to make an artifact that makes the perfect bagel
>>47172276
I'm genuinely amazed you know that word. And come make me.
>>47172323
I thought you hated pastries.
>>47172297
Not at all. And no, yelling louder doesn't make you right.
>>47172323
I feel like that's getting diminishing returns out of this.
>>47172140
After discussing with the Department, We're requesting one percent of the load for reinforcing the mines and broadening the cavern system they've established.
hey guys hedgemage here
To be honest, I hate using my spells to hurt people. I'm not even that good at it. I learned all my magic by just figuring stuff out, zero formal training. Do I have a future in the guild, or should I keep plowing fields with magic and making my friends in the village lives easier. I heard membership fee is pretty steep...
>>47172341
YOU BEST HOLD YOUR TONGUE, AS THE ONLY REASON I AM NOT STRIKING YOU DOWN WITH SUCH FEROCIOUS DRAGON-LIKE STRENGTH IS DUE TO ME BEING INCLINED TO BE CIVIL!
>>47172343
YELLING HELPS ME EXPRESS MYSELF, THAT IS WHAT MOTHER SAID-
>Suddenly a much more quiet, annoyed voice
You never had a mother.
SHUT UP, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!
I'm sorry for his idioc-
YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
>>47172323
This one agrees, there cannot be a safer method of containing the ura'ahl this resurgence. The Zz'Br'th were nearly wiped out last cycle when they tried to make the ultimate beef jerky.
>>47172140
The Magical Girls Department requires ABSOLUTELY, none of the magic from the resurgence.
>>47172393
The membership fee isn't that bad if you join as a redrobe, which means you have some serious issues staying alive, or if you are sponsored by a department. I'm willing to sponsor your entry for the low, low price of YOUR ETERNAL SOUL!
>>47172140
I'm going to need a pretty hefty portion if we're going to continue producing Avalon Blue - and Faery Fire Spirits don't brew themselves!
>>47172393
You can get financial assistance, and if you manage to pick something up here then you'll be able to help out your village. If they can help support you then that should be a good profit. So figure out for yourself if you think you're better off starting out as a cost, so you can end up as a profit.
>>47172402
Oh. Right, ignored.
>>47172351
Really, one percent? I should run calculations to figure out how much I would need.
>>47172402
Screaming at the top of your lungs is civil?
>>47172452
What would you even do with someone's eternal soul?
>>47172393
Membership fee is intentionally left high, because everyone just fold time and pay it about twice in a lifetime.If you can do that, you will likely be fine.
>>47172452
...Dammit quin. And you wonder why your numbers are so low.
>>47172464
Based on what the last Resurgence had in terms of magical power up for grabs? Yeah, 1% ought to be more than enough.
>>47172341
Bagels are bagels.
>>47172343
SILENCE!
>>47172437
Ultimate beef jerky you say.....
>>47172464
DON'T IGNORE ME, MORTAL!
..He's ignoring me.
STOP IGNORING MEEEEE!
>>47172479
ABSOLUTELY!
>>47172479
Not sure yet, haven't found anyone stupid enough to give me one. I'm just practising my villain face on the hedgemage.
>>47172519
I do? I thought I already know it was because I'm chaotic and irresponsible. How is your department doing?
>>47172519
Well with the portals we currently have, and the portals we [i]shouldn't[/i] have...
>Adam pulls out his quill and starts writing out formulae in midair.
>>47172521
Fair enough. As long as I get at least a bit for the portals.
>>47172524
>Continues to ignore.
>>47172524
You're shit at this whole "Conversation" thing, you know that?
>>47172521
Irrefutable logic, there.
>>47172564
Do you even know how to do things with souls?
>>47172565
Yeah i mean, yeah. it's not going to use that much pow- *GASP* Oh Unless I increase the size of the bagel then it could use all the power!
>>47172579
My thoughts exactly
>>47172579
>Looks down
>sad puppy noise
Rolled 6 (1d20)
>As the meeting hall begins to fill itself with mages of various skills and aptitudes, there is a moment of pure silence, which is ended promptly by a loud shaking noise echoing throughout the chambers. Dust and small amounts of rubble seem to fall from the ceiling, and eventually a loud, guttural voice reverberates through everyone's skulls. (Rolling to push the Mage's Guild compound)
DID SOMEBODY SAY RESURGENCE OF MAGICAL ENERGY? HELLO THERE, R'YLEK ALKERI, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME THE GREAT DEMON AL! HAVE YOU EVER HAD A RESURGENCE OF MAGICAL POWER SO LARGE THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT? I CAN HELP WITH THAT! MY TEAM OF PROFESSIONAL ACCOUNTANTS ARE EQUIPPED WITH THE LATEST WINDOWS MICRO-SCRY TECHNOLOGY, PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF HARNESSING AND MAINTAINING MISUNDERSTOOD ARCANE POWER. FOR A LOW, LOW FEE OF .01% and your eternal sou-JUST .01% PER MONTH OF YOUR ARCANE POWER SOURCE, WE CAN REPETITIVELY EXTRACT WEAVIC ENERGY TO POWER YOUR HOME, BUSINESS, OR COMPOUND FOR MILLENIA.
Ahem...now with that obligatory advertising out of the way, I'd like to push this building back another 100 feet, would anyone object? I swear I'm not searching for any magical artifacts hidden beneath the Guild...or something like that
>>47172507
That's pretty cool. I'll have to work on time folding. Best I've been able to do is skip full moon nights locally to avoid werewolves attacking my flock.
RE: too much magic. I do this thing where I enchant Chords and spool them. The magic interacts between the chords themselves and creates a magical resonance pattern. Could we try that on a larger scale? We couldn't create as many individually large spells, but we could set them up to boost spells locally. Better for enchanting and so on. That's how I made this cloak. I sewed the constellations in. I think it's pretty sweet.
PS: hats. I just have a hood currently and a straw hat, but I'm not a Druid LOL. how tall should my hat be? How wide?
As an aside, I would like to request that druids be formally banished from the greenhouse wing, as too many incidences of animated plants have been cropping up ever since Greenfinger Liore began teaching there.
>>47172618
>Pats you on the back of your chassis
There there
>>47172564
Steady as ever. I mean sure there's turnover, apprentices burning out, elder guild members retiring or dying - but there's a surprising number of redrobes that want into the profession.
>>47172635
Pushing the guildhall back? I mean we're probably going to move it within the week, so if it's not time sensitive...
>>47172579
Sure I do. I spent a century as a witch, I picked up a thing or two that can be done with souls. Also Jill is right, bagels aren't pastries, pastries have eggs in them. Bagels are just bread.
>>47172604
Do you really want to make a piece of bread big enough to crush us all? Who would even eat that much bread?
>>47172635
We parked the guild on a treasure trove? Someone get the controls, we're moving the tower!
Rolled 9 (1d20)
>>47172635
OH SHIT A DEMON. Attack it my skeletons.
>>47172140
The Necromancy department formally requests a minimum of 5% of the resurgence.
>>47172644
I second this motion.
>>47172635
Only .01% you say?
>>47172639
Hats should be at least 1 foot tall at minimum
You fags have /qst/ now. Fuck off
>>47172669
I see...
>>47172618
Hey, aren't you the guy who tried setting someone's pillow fort on fire?
>>47172604
Please don't Jill. If you make the perfect bagel you can just copy it to make slightly imperfect bagels in infinite supply, and leave power over for the rest of us. It isn't a competition.
>>47172635
I have seen many demons in my life, and honestly I think you might be the most irritating. Not the most destructive, but still.
>>47172669
I think he's referring to the chasm which is meant for dangerous artifact storage NOT PERSONAL FAILED EXPERIMENT STORAGE VEILHEX YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>>47172521
The Zz'Br'th, were consumed by a spiced and sometimes sweetened mummification for their hubris.
>>47172740
That's a a horrible idea. and the prefect bagel is the gift that keeps on giving!
>>47172669
it'll only need to be double sized to use all the power Quin
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>47172635
>I use my homemade staff to draw a circle of protection. I use Mage hand and an unseen servant to begin drawing a circle around the demon
That's very interesting. Can you go into more detail about customer service and magical support? What sort of power do you offer for souls, aside from the phenomenal cosmic power?
>>47172737
YES, I AM!
>>47172649
>Saddest Violin Playing in the background as he sniffs
>>47172789
>Slips the unseen servant a silver to play something happier
>>47172736
nah
>>47172664
Sounds like you're handling things fine then.
>>47172716
What are you going to do with a whole 5%? The Geomancy Department only needed 1.
>>47172737
Yup. How about you, know any good stuff you can do with a soul?
>>47172741
Oh... but he wouldn't get access to that no matter how far we moved, that's inside the guild after all.
>>47172776
I beg to differ, these resurgences are huge
>>47172789
You're kind of an idiot, aren't you?
>>47172741
Don't you dare blame me for that! I have no control over where my students stuff their projects once I hand them back!
>>47172816
Not really, no.
>>47172776
Right, but if it's a single bagel, then can't it only be eaten once?
>>47172816
Well I'd need 2, maybe 3 percent to stabilize all of the portals, assuming a lot of things. But something on that order of magnitude.
>>47172740
>Reforms screaming from the ether
>Directly into your ear
>Holy shit he stinks
>That's a whole lot of filth he's caked in
>And he's not stopped screaming
>>47172852
....The power will be used to make a bagel maker, not a bagel.
>>47172859
>Squee
Pierre!
>>47172816
We are a lot bigger than the geomancy department.
Uh, hello is this on? I'm not good with communication magic.
Sir Gordonwright from the department of Sanguimancy, currently on studying on the Mage's Guild of Quetzcoatl, speaking.
I would like to question my fellow wizard comrades on our current position on human sacrifices...
I don't think we'll be needing any of this new magicka swell, though to be frank I think using any of it would burn me out, stellar magic is a few leagues above what I could handle.
Hands will be full for a while trying to pacify and redirect spirits from such an occurrence in any case... at least the exorcists will be busy from those missed that try to effect the material world.
Mmm... did someone summon a demon? I don't think I left any gates open.
>>47172816
and making the perfect bagel even larger take a lot of energy.
>>47172754
What a Delicious way to go....
>>47172878
>He's still screaming, and caked in filth
NO! NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK! I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK IN THE MAZE!
>>47172810
>>47172835
>SELF ESTEEM = RUINED
>RUNS OFF CRYING
>..HE CANT CRY, HE'S A GOLEM
>>47172894
Someone must have. I'm surprised it didn't make a bigger reaction. I've only seen quasits before.
Good thing my
>17
And
>777
Enchantment Seems to have contained it
>>47172925
>Slap
Snap out it man!
>>47172926
I wonder if i could install tearducts...
>>47172691
(The first d20 is to stop the skeletons. The second is to keep pushing the goddamned building. The third is to break the circle, as those things are quite cramped.)
Ahem.
I'm just going to keep pushing now, if any of you want to remove these pesky undead, feel free to do so.
>>47172777
(Switching to a loud, stereotypical 1920s advertising voice)
SO, YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT OUR MAGICAL SUPPORT? ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU:
>After many, many minutes used to describe the nature of the Skelecomputer system, you find yourself incredibly weary and borderline depressed.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I LEFT SOMETHING IN A HOLE AND I NEED TO COLLECT IT FROM UNDER THE MAGE'S GUILD.
>>47172946
Don't send me back to Sigil.
>BOTH HANDS ON SHOULDERS, PERSONAL SPACE INVASION
DO. NOT. SEND. ME. BACK.
Rolled 3, 8, 7 = 18 (3d20)
>>47172959
(Rollin)
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>47172859
>Spins and instinctively magic missiles.
>>47172878
Okay, all right it's just Pierre.
>>47172890
Opposed. Strictly opposed.
>>47172894
No, some of them just hang around here. Planar Studies and Summoning usually.
>>47172975
>Follows up the magic missile with a dimensional anchor.
>>47172975
Yeah. okay sure.
>>47172959
We do have several sub-basements you realise. I'm not sure if there even is a bottom layer though, it might just keep going. Well, if you forgot anything under the building I'd try there first.
>>47173002
True, but I thought I'd met all the er, permanent residents. Well, most anyway.
>>47172140
I claim it for Spain!
>>47173002
>Blows himself up a bit with magic missiles.
...healer.
>>47173002
Heh. Heheh. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LET LOOSE THE CHRONOPHAGE YOU FOOL!
>>47173011
Oh. Oh good, I was so very worried for a moment there. Did you know I've been standing still for three weeks?
>>47172835
Well, give it a couple of decades and you should pick something up.
>>47172852
We need 3 percent just for the portals, wow, this is not going to last is it?
>runs the numbers
That's 1, plus 5, plus 3, am I missing anyone?
>>47172879
But are you five times bigger?
>>47172890
Don't get caught, and the guild won't care. At least that's the stance last I checked. It might have changed in the last century.
>>47172902
Do we really need the perfect bagel? I mean, we have a near unlimited supply of bagels as it is after we had to feed Roderick.
>>47172959
Nah new friend, you're not going anywhere. You're like super bound. Probably not even worth trying to break. I'll let you go, but you've gotta offer me a boon. And none of that monkeys paw shit. Something good and simple which I have control over.
Or else I'm going to put you into this shovel and make you help me shovel really efficiently. Nothing mystical, just efficient at shoveling. No chance to stretch your arcane energy, just being a shovel for the rest of all time.
>>47173002
Ah its a shame.
I've been delving into the costumes of this foreign land and i must say some of the, uh, experiments with Human Sacrifices were fairly invigorating.
>>47173026
Neat.
>>47173020
how do you miss with magic missiles.....
>>47173030
is that a rhetorical question?
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>47173017
No, you don't quite understand. You all magicians created sub-basements that defy physical space. What I'm looking for just exists in normal space, so I just need to push the everything a little bit more.
>He struggles for a bit, then finds a crevice.
>>47172926
Ha
>>47173030
We'll see.
>>47173038
You sure antagonizing a demon is a good idea?
>>47173020
Heh... Hah... Adam? Question? Have you ever been forced to stand on a... let's call it an edge. For so very long, and just hurled yourself over? Just to see what would happen?
>>47173055
No, messy. You still have to use the bathroom with a ring of sustenance on.
>>47173002
PRAISE CRITICUS!
>>47173019
Not again! The age of exploration is over, shoo, shoo!
>>47173055
Riiiiiight... no, actually I was really questioning why we would waste so much power on something that would instantly get eaten. Or how you would convince the rest of the guild to agree with such a scheme.
>>47173068
You're a necromancer, don't you guys deal with spirits and souls all the time?
>>47173079
yeah, don't i know it. I should make a ring that eliminates the need ot go to the bathroom...
>>47172902
Perhaps the largest perfect bagel is a bit much, simply a perfect bagel would suffice no? It does not want to become a delicious curio in the coming centuries does it?
>>47173038
>He dives into the crevice and begins rummaging around, tossing out various objects ranging from what appears to be ancient magical artifacts to what appears to be cottage cheese.
>Finally, he emerges, panting a lot.
How about...no. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find a WAND of GREAT VALUE TO ME.
>>47173064
Ffffffffuck.
>throws a shovel at the demon, begins re-enforcing his own wards
I was just joking about the shovel thing hahaha I'll cya later dude have fun in the basement
>>47173097
The worst thing. These pants are done for.
>>47173119
Well at least you're safe.
>>47172140
I can hear the crackle in the flames.. They hunger for the power...
>>47173026
Go stitch your lips Pierre.
>>47173030
Maybe? I'm not sure.
>>47173051
It's not very popular here. Though I'm sure there are a few places you can find where people practice it.
>>47173055
I'm going to blame it on Pierre.
>>47173079
I honestly don't care.
>>47173127
Relatively. Until that anchor expires. Someone make him not die?
>>47173138
SSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Do you hear that?
>>47172959
A skeleton logic engine hrm. This one thinks this would be excellent for calculating the decay rates of crystalline magica deposits in bones and granite, great strides in pinpointing the age of recovered archeological finds.
>>47173064
Truly? Really now, I do wonder at my kin at times. There's such a thing as too much magic...
But then again considering that the mages here could make and remake the world if they ever stopped bickering with each other perhaps I have the wrong end of the stick in this instance.
Still, I'd have just dug out a basement first before bothering to magic myself one.
Well... have fun down there I suppose.
>>47173119
...ah, I did wonder about the smell. I don't suppose anyone has a decent cleaning charm?
>>47173151
huh? what you mean like the dagger?Is it the sound of no one caring?
>>47173151
>CAN YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?
You again? I'm getting annoyed at you, odd one..
>>47173111
>He dives in again (it should be noted that he left your circle a long time ago) and this time walks out carrying what appears to be a wand...if it were made in a pre-school art class. Coated in plastic gems and glue, R'ylek holds the item as if it were his most treasured possesion.
THERE WE ARE! I finally found the wand.
>He wiggles it around, babbles some nonsense and points it at you.
>You hear the sound of a grown man saying "Pew!" but you have no idea where the sound came from.
>>47173096
Souls aren't that useful for most necromancy.
>>47173168
That's Pierre, he annoys everyone.
>>47173146
That sounds like an absolutely awful idea....
>>47173159
I've turned my sense of smell off. It's all I can do for you.
>>47173165
What? What dagger?
>>47173168
>CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW MR. KRABS!?
SSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. JUST BEYOND THE RANGE OF HEARING, NINE DAMNED HELLS THE QUIET'S TOO LOUD AND I CAN'T HEAR PAST IT!
>>47173187
Then WHY! Haven't you killed him already?!
>>47173195
the dagger that was in your body. you know, /That/ Dagger.
>>47173195
I'M GONNA MAKE HELL SEEM LIKE AN ICEBOX, IMBECILE!
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>47173195
And this sounds like a good one.
>Torrent of Water.
>>47173197
He's very good at not really dying.
>>47172140
After I finish spitting this healing potion up, I Arpettus The Vomit Alchemist could take a portion to maintain an endless ingredient library.
>>47173197
We try constantly. Go ahead, be my guest. He won't even care if you do.
>>47173231
>>47173239
That sounds more like an invitation than a challenge..
>>47173207
Different me, different body... Need that chronophage...
>>47173220
YOUR QUIET IS TOO DAMNED LOUD, THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIND IT!
>>47173231
>Just stands there and takes it
What does?
>>47173195
I literally converse with plague spirits and I still manage to smell, er.. well, I-
...okay, maybe I can't justifiably complain about your odour.
>>47173181
I think I saw one of those in a gift shop.
>>47173233
...there really is a specialist for everything isn't there? That said I could use some more potion and general arcane reagents..
>>47173262
Then take it however you want.
He'd love you trying to murder him.
>Gets dragged off by her students
W-what? Hey guys come on! Not during a meeting!
>>47173263Question, if I want random things to happen, may I roll on this table: http://www.traykon.com/pdf/The_Net_Libram_of_Random_Magical_Effects.pdf
>>47173146
I'm just going to assume 1% each for the other three elementalism department... So that's 4, plus 5, plus 3. Wow, not a lot of claims going on, maybe I should make one for myself after all. I mean, if Arthurius takes 50%, then we still have 38% to spare!
>>47173168
>>47173220
Oh hey, you're back! No, wait, we moved the guild, so did you catch up with the guild or did the guild catch up with you?
>>47173187
Really? Guess that's one of those general misconception things then.
>>47173233
Do you need any of the resurgence for that?
>>47173301
Bye Jill!
>>47173286
Perception is reality, I can not perceive it. It's gone. All of it's gone.
>>47173306Spill raw mana in character first
>>47173306I would go with, yes. That looks like what we used when we dealt with Raw Mana spills waaaaaaaaay back.
>>47173309
>this is potentially non canon
It's not hard to track a giant moving tower full off omnipotent children...
>>47173286
I can vomit potions at a rate of 6 uniques a day, more if they're all the same. Maintaining a constant internal "stomach garden" is a power suck.
>>47173309
I mean, there's some pretty neat things you can use them for, but it's not too terribly useful for the average, day to day necromancy.
>>47173286
Of course you didn't, my daughter made this wand!
>He pulls out a locket, showing a picture of himself, a human woman cradling a baby and ASMODEUS, LORD OF THE NINE HELLS sitting together and having brunch.
She just turned six today! I told her I'd give her anything she wanted, so she asked me to get her wand back! Now that I found it, I guess I can go, unless you want me to INSTALL THE MICROSCRY FIRMWARE ON YOUR OFFICE BUILDING?
>>47173309
You know what, I might ask for a percentage of my own then. Would probably last me to the next resurgence, and it's not like there's many other mages in my department to share with.
Probably use it to bind spirits and patch holes in the veil.. you know what, I think I'll do just that. And anyone who says otherwise will get a plague spirit bound to their unmentionables.
>>47173318
Rather agree with the first, but not the second. Everything still appears to be here.
>>47173385
>distressed gastrointestinal bleating
Perhaps look into other ways for the alchemy department to use the magic? That would be, er- quite the bottleneck.
>>47173431
No no, you're just saying that.
>>47173262
He's not always terrible.
>>47173263
Now you smell marginally better.
>>47173309
That's better than I was expecting. I'm guessing Ritualism will also be taking some, and the other departments, but there should be some to pass around. I am wondering what the 5% is though, now that you mention it.
Hm, if I'm going to give my own opinion on the matter, I would say we use the magic to power the guild, potentially rerouting some of it so we can exponentially move faster? I hate it when the guild takes forever to get some place
>>47173458
...Percent of what? What's happening?
>>47173464
YOU! FIX IT!
>>47173412
What does this microscry firmware do, exactly?
>>47173464
Maybe that's what the archwizard's using it for?
>>47173477
Fix what? i can't fix something if I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>47173482
...I highly doubt that. I'm assuming magical cocaine.
>>47173412
There are a lot of unofficial gift shops and a lot of pretend wands out there, my mistake. Cute kid you got there.
Don't really need any microscrying, maybe... diviniation would want it?
>>47173441
So it is said, so it is.
>>47173384
>alright, noted
I guess that's true, I think we might have passed through Azahad while getting here.
>>47173385
So, you would like to request a whole percentage of the resurgance for yourself then? Or half a percentage? Apparently 1 percentage is enough for a department so...
>>47173407
Ah, got it. So soul stuff is the Green Source of necromancy? It can do some cool things, but it's only good under some specific circumstances.
>>47173431
Since I've taken it upon myself to note down all the specific claims, how much should I write you down for? The least a department have asked for is 1%.
>>47173458
Lazarus requested a "minimum of 5%" earlier, go ask him what he needs it for if you're curious.
>>47173507
TIMELINE! MINE! REPLACE IT WITH MINE!
>>47173511
FINALLY, SOMEONE MAKING SENSE!
>>47173526
I want twelve percent.
>>47173477
Energy swell. We're divvying it up. You get...
>>47173533
No. You don't get 12%. You get 2. Maximum.
>>47173526
I will, at some point.
>>47173482
>>47173511
WELL, ESSENTIALLY IT ALLOWS ANY MAGICAL RESURGENCES IN THE PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE TO BE MODERATED FOR A FLAT RATE USAGE PLAN! THIS WAY, YOU GUYS GET A LOT OF POWER ALL THE TIME, INSTEAD OF A SMALL AMOUNT OF POWER ONE DAY AND "HOLY SHIT, THAT'S GOING TO DESTROY THE FUCKING TOWER" THE NEXT. IT ALSO COMES WITH A COCOA GOLEM!
>>47173533
You want more than double what the necromancy department wanted?
>>47173553
That's sounds more reasonable. Noting down 2% for Conspiromancy.
>>47173533
Now now, no need to be hasty, I can only do so much. Replacing an entire timeline? Possible, but I want to know...why? Also, do be more specific and calm down, I don't want to end up permanently erasing you from existence, possibly
>>47173564
Ooh, impressive
>>47173553
I HAVE RESEARCH TO PERFORM! NAME ONE ADVANCEMENT TO ANY FIELD OF MAGIC YOU'RE PREPARED TO MAKE! I've made..... six. So far. TWELVE. PERCENT. It needs fuel, this one... Lots of it... Potential continuous returns well past initial investment.
No, but seriously.
>>>/qst/
>>47173507
Yeah, probably.
>>47173526
Yeah, that makes for a good metaphor.
>>47173564
I see... Sadly, not my call to make but...
>>47173526
If I tried to handle a single percent... hmmm, would literally explode. Or would I just tear my soul asunder.. not sure now I think on it.
But yes, put me down for a percentage. I'll ration it out over time. Can probably borrow a mana capacitor from the golemancers. Might bump it up to two later depending on how much storage I can 'borrow' and there's any unclaimed left.
>>47173533
Have you been drinking spirit-walker tea recently? But that which is said does exist. So everything is here. Not gone.
>>47173526
I demand 2%..
>this is a terrible idea
>>47173572
That's the bloody PLAN! Meeting hall's in a different timeline. Corpse, my office. That timeline. Erase it. Supplant it with mine.
>>47173571
Twelve.
>>47173589
No. Been mazed. In Sigil.
>Walks in with a table
>Sets it down
>Slams hands on the table
So I just got notice that you guys are trying to take all the resurgent magical energy for yourselves!
As the leader of the Strangers I demand at least forty percent of it go to the base of the Strangers!
>Stumbles in, smoothing out his robes
Late...as ever...
What have I missed?
>>47173581
No, but seriously
>>>/fuckoff//
(Still using his 1920s clean shaven advertising voice)
THE SYSTEM ALSO COMES INCORPORATED WITH A SCRYING UI SYSTEM, SO THAT POWER CAN BE TRANSPORTED THROUGHOUT THE COMPLEX ACCORDING TO YOUR NEEDS. THE ONLY REQUIREMENT FOR THIS SYSTEM WOULD BE A CENTRAL SCRYING CENTER AND A SMALL CRYSTAL BALL INTERFACE IN EVERY DESIRED ROOM.
>>47173585
THAT'S JUST FINE, AS MICROSCRY IS VERY EASY TO MOVE. JUST TAKE THE BALLS OUT AND IT DISSAPPEARS!
>>47173578
Nope. And I figured out a self stabilizing teleportation spell. But back to the matter at hand. You get two percent. This isn't a debate.
>>47173603
Not a chance. 40% is absolutely absurd and you know it.
>>47173603
No. You don't get to make demands here, your title means very little
>>47173601
Alright, fine, I'll try my hand at it, just be aware of aftereffects.
>>47173639
Twelve. Making a generator. Think I've got a way to restore the Root... Maybe. Potentially. Worth a shot.
>>47173642
Everything is aftereffects.
>>47173603
Question: What are you gonna use 40 percent for?
>>47173635
Really?
>>47173605
Arguing over who gets what.
If I may, I request that a mere 5% go to my studies. I believe even with this amount I may be able to resurrect a fair portion of the Metallic population.
>>47173431
I could just not but think of how much space you waste with traditional alchemists. The "Stomach Garden" is space saved, money saved and a rapid return on investment. As the inventer, I have what you would call a "corner on the market".
>"We have trouble on the other side."
Beyond...
>>47173660
Two. Until you figure that out.
>Teleports away.
>>47173585
Nice, guess that's another use for Green Source, metaphors.
>>47173589
1%, got it.
>>47173603
Sorry Lurco, there isn't 40% of unclaimed resurgence left. Unless you want to fight Arthurius for a slice of his 50%. If so, then pass me the popcorn before you do.
>>47173605
Hello Glaive. We have a demonic salesman in the hall, and I'm keeping track of all the claims for the upcoming resurgence of magic.
>>47173674
Typical.
Perhaps drawing straws is in order?
>>47173660
Restore the Root? What happened to it?
>>47173601
Sigil is, because it does. Spirits walk in flesh and pretend to be unreal while the real walk in spirit and pretend to be real.
Dratted nuisance of a place really. Hate it when I have buisness there. Blame the Guild really, never had to go before I joined. I miss my street mage days, really do..
Oh and take a day off. Lots of water, naps and terrible novels. You'll be right as rain.
>>47173603
My nanny always told me not to listen to strangers.
>>47173605
Magical resurgence, people are bargaining for rights to it. Not sure what dracomancy would do with more magic though?
>>47173585
>>47173674
What would you use a small percent for?
>>47173660
>Shrugs
True enough, but you might feel something horribly wrong with your existence afterwards, barring your sarcastic or snarky answer to me saying thi
>>47173679
Twelve. I've got enough figured out to justify it.
>>47173701
"Street." HAH!
>>47173684
Ah, excellent. Might there be some left over for my research?
>>47173675
>>47173701
I am on a Holy mission by my Lord and God, Io, to resurrect the Metallic Dragons of Aen and restore order to the draconic world.
It's uh...been unsuccessful as of late.
>>47173707
I already made sure something was horribly wrong with it, it is how it ENDURES! Broken far past any point of return.
>>47173639
And yet the Mages Guild plans on taking 100%!
>>47173642
Actually, I would argue quite a bit seeing as how the Strangers is a group equal to that of the Mages Guild.
>>47173674
The same reasons as you guys want it I assume.
Improve overall functions of the headquarters.
>>47173684
Wait, Antruthius is getting 50!?
That punk!
And no, I am not at a level where I could challenge him.
>>47173701
Well what do you suggest as a name then?
>>47173684
Bet you didn't expect that use, did you?
>>47173707
I dunno. Probably stick it somewhere hidden, cut even smaller percentages of that percent off when I needed them.
I do have one thing I might be able to use a decent chunk of a percent for, though...
>>47173729
Fair enough.
>>47173724
Metallics?
I think Obsidia's zombie is a metallic, come to think of it. It's kinda shiny, even if it's dulled due to death and undeath.
>>47173712
Oh, there's plenty of power and wisdom there. More than most think.
>>47173724
Anything other than Strangers really. Just sounds needlessly dramatic. Not that I really know what it is you do, unless you're responsible for those chimecorded knells in the deep layers I've been hearing recently.. but I think that's just a new elemental coalescing.
>>47173767
Well yes. Been a bit preoccupied with the stranger things.
>>47173712
Let me see your notes.
>>47173724
Sorry, I'm not sure I'm in the mood for pissing off dragonlords by supporting your project. I'm very tasty and I rather not give the dragons a reason to find that out. If you get someone else to sponsor you, maybe.
>>47173729
Of course he is taking 50%, and with how little everyone else seem to need, he is well in his rights to take it. And are you really surprised at the Mages Guild taking the whole 100% of the resurgence?
>>47173757
Not really. Hey, how many percentages do you think I could get away with taking for my department?
>>47173726
Whatever, sure, I'll start tomorrow, I already have enough on my plate tonight
>>47173729
I really don't care considering you barged in here and seriously expect us to accommodate you. Just pure business sense, and even if you had shown up earlier, in no way were you going to get 40%. That's simple fact.
>>47173757
Ah, that's not a bad idea, I would either use it to improve the guild or see what I can do to help my chronomancy improve more.
>>47173724
So, I take it that it's nor just a matter of throwing magic at the wall until it sticks then. Try grabbing a percentage or two and storing it for a rainy day then, can't hurt.
>>47173767
Second response meant for >>47173729, because I am not a clever poster.
>>47173674
YES, REALLY. ALLOW ME TO BEGIN INSTALLING THE SYSTEM FOR YOU!
(Thank god that's over, I was almost going to stab myself for using capslock)
>A few instants later, the magical equivalent to IT guys and Cable Guys are flooding the entire damn building with crystal balls about the diameter of a halfling's height, each one installed in a 'very pristine' wooden table.
>As soon as the last ball is installed, the lights go out, every person is coated in a different color of light (a la Dancing Lights spell), and then the Mage's Guild's lights power back on, much brighter than before.
>>47173795
>>47173599
>missed
Rolled 11 (1d20)
>>47173795
>ROLLING FOR MENTAL BARRAGE OF NOTES
BUT OF COURSE!
>>47173796
Tonight. Don't know how long this is going to last.
>>47173809
>so I did, rectifying that now
>>47173599
I can write you down for 1%, if you can tell me what you'll be doing with it.
>>47173812
...Fine, but you'll have to accommodate me for it being short notice. I was going to use tonight to study and make sure I didn't fuck this up but whatever.
>>47173844
Good sir, feel no need to write anything down, the Micro-scry Table System is already keeping track of the current users, and the current amount of unallocated power.
![5f5d4c0e73e0bf3bdd50c4b0bc888dd5da7b4998[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nXDP4W4.jpg "5f5d4c0e73e0bf3bdd50c4b0bc888dd5da7b4998[1].jpg")
The healing wing and Medicaster Department is asking for 7% of the pie on the basis that we're what keeps most of the guild on their feet. I was told to ask for 10% but that's much too much pie for a healthy diet!
>>47173808
I'm not paying for that.
>>47173796
Not for your territory in Tenebrus?
>>47173795
Probably however much cocaine you can distract the archwizard with.
>>47173844
Giving Pierre what he deserves.
>automatic 3%
>>47173864
>Thinks for a moment.
>And pulls out a puzzle box
This is certainly a thing.
>>47173795
The fact a single mage can handle more than five percent distresses me. Antruthius using fifty makes me want to hide under my bed and pretend I don't exist.
>>47173808
...interesting. Why did I just glow green? Also can someone turn the lights down? They're rather harsh right now.
The tables are rather nice though. Good varnish on them.
>>47173767
>>47173800
Well, I thought it would work because 58% of the members are outcasts of their home for not fitting the norms.
>>47173795
Alright... So, 20% then? That would leave the Mages Guild to have 30% to do what they need to do and I am asking on behalf of all the members of my group.
>>47173796
Well yes, I realize that now. However, I am asking for 20% now and not for myself but for my members who require it for the same manner of reasons you all do. I assume.
>>47173904
...What is that.
>>47173888
Hm, possible, you have helped me and my students out a lot before, Hannah
>>47173893
A hug? I deserve one. It's been a rough few weeks. I got mazed. And flayed. A lot.
>>47173907
Still requesting twelve on the grounds of making a generator out of it to continuously regenerate it.
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>47173812
>Quin is very good with notes
BRING IT!
>>47173867
Excuse me but, 1, I've learned never to buy from devils or demons. And 2, I like writing, it's therapeutic and helps me train my levitation spells.
>>47173888
7% would seem awefully much compared to what everyone else is getting. But with how much you have to deal with, I guess that's fair.
>>47173893
Hmm.... that is a tempting suggestion. Let me just make sure there is still enough for everyone.
>>47173907
Arthurius scares all of us, that's why we let him be in charge.
>>47173909
Let me run the numbers, but don't expect to get more than 10%, tops. And even that much is unlikely with the medicasters getting 7% is our top bid.
>>47173892
Oh, this is just the trial version. It just has limited features, that's all!
>>47173907
You want to turn down the lights? Easy! Just attune your wand/staff/orb to the Micro-Scry network, and you'll be able to tune into the public facilities IN THIS ROOM ONLY!
>>47173931
A thing. Constructed to very exact specifications.
>>47173947
>Minor headache incoming
>That's a lot of mental notes
>And roughly half of what should be there
>>47173947
BUT SIR, DON'T YOU SEE? YOU DIDN'T BUY ANYTHING, BECAUSE IT'S FREEEEE.
>One musical interlude later
And I actually have no problem with your writing notes, it's just that Orcus said if I didn't promote this product, I'd get put in the spider pits again!
>>47173955
That really doesn't answer my question, how will this be useful for me in any way?
>>47173948
I see...
>>47173795
I do not fault you for that. Should I ever succeed I will trust in God and pour my soul into peace.
>>47173800
Hmmm, I would try.
But the faculty seems reluctant to allow my brother or I much leeway in these events, most likely due to our...origin.
>>47173757
Truly?! I very much so wish to see it.
>>47173993
Useful? RIGHT! There's something inside. It wasn't there until the box had been built.
>The puzzle box is radiating an unidentifiable form of magic
>>47173931
It's why we're here, Mr. Brimsley.
>>47173947
Given the circumstances, that will have to do. Much appreciated.
>>47173948
>confused old mangoat noises
>tattered old wand drawing intensifies
>baffled "blasted new technsorcery" mutterings
>no grandpa you hold the mouse that way
>>47173909
Outcasts maybe then? A little less menacing. Sounds like it's too late to re-brand though. Pity.
I don't think I like this.
>>47173934
...okay, I know I'm basically a mouse among giants in magical knowledge. Fairly sure you can't use magic to make more magc all the same. Puzzle-box looks nice though, I do like a good puzzle. I'd like a go once you're done with it.
>>47174008
Yeah, just a small one.
>>47174025
It wouldn't be the first magical law he's broken.
>>47174025
You just have to break a few rules. I've gotten good at that.
>>47174042
I. AM. THE. LAW.
>>47174010
>Looks at it, a wary look on his face
Hm. I do not trust this...
>>47174020
Either way, I know it's appreciated by the rest of the class. How're you doing otherwise? Classes going well?
>>47173947
Oh Quin, could you jot down 4% for chronomancy? Jeremiah will be needing it after I do this job for Pierre, that and the department has been more chaotic as of late
>>47173947
Dammit. This is unfair.
I'm going to talk with Antruthius.
>>47174025
Well, considering we changed from a Cult to a Corporation to just a group that's sorta similar to a Guild... I don't think a re-brand of name will be a problem.
>>47173985
That is your fault for choosing an inferior spiritual liege.
>>47174042
Indeed...what colour is it?
>>47174063
I don't either. But it's a thing. It oh so certainly is a thing...
>>47173955
...you win, just take your 12 percent and stop this nonsence. Half of this isn't even your notes on what you are going to do, half of this is just blackmail. Wait... Arthurius has a WHAT!? I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!
>>47173985
Still sticking with my quill and parchment, thank you for the offer.
>>47173893
Good news, your "Give Pierre What He Deserves Fund" has rights to 3%, spend them well.
>>47174063
4% for Chronomancy, got it.
>>47174064
Good luck.
>>47174051
Yes yes, we know.
>>47174080
Silver, I believe.
My stomach garden is growing slowly, I don’t need a full percentage. I can take a half a percentage. I just need enough to maintain the garden at maximum capacity. Also to self generate diamonds.
>>47174087
...So you're offering it so you can see what it does to me?
>>47174104
Thank you Quin, he'll appreciate it.
Rolled 2144, 597 = 2741 (2d10000)
>The lights go out again, and everyone seems to be covered in magical light, like before. Unlike before, however, the light doesn't turn on again.
>R'ykek grabs one of the scrying spheres and opens his mouth in an attempt to illuminate the room, because as we all know, demons spit fire when they have an audience.
Oh bother, it seems that you've overloaded the system. Give me a moment
>>47174063
Well, it's never easy, but I didn't sign up for this posting because it was easy. The liaison with the Fighter's Guild is...something of a challenge, though.
>>47174112
Those will hurt coming out.
>>47174104
Good... good... Enough in there to prove my theory.
>>47174109
O-oh... did you?
>>47174131
>He just looks confused
Will it? Wait, no. You haven't said that yet. I just want to see what's in it. It was relevant... exactly eighteen standard units of magical power went into the construction of that artifact. That was important. I remember that was important.
>>47174160
>fumbling in many pocketted coat
>bottled everflame withdrawn
Well.. not my fault! I tried to turn down the lights and it worked. Sort of.
Still not sure I like this new fangled technosorcery.
>>47174112
Half a percentage, got it. It's noted down, expect your share when the resurgence happens.
>>47174131
I'm sure he will.
>>47174178
Maybe... I might go through it all after the meeting is over.
>SHRIEK OF PURE TERROR
>>47174160
WHERE ARE THE LIGHTS?!
>>47174104
I'll probably need it.
Criticus is a luck god, right? Can you give me some sort of blessing?
>>47174160
>Caster (and everyone within 120 feet of him) can speak with plants once per day
>The boots of every person within 120 feet of caster (technically me) fill with petroleum jelly.Please respond accordingly.
>Crashes in
I DEMAND 2%.
We need a new gym, desperately.
>>47174164
I would think so, any problems of note you want to share? Perhaps we can give a better perspective on things
>>47174178
...Fuck it, whatever.
>Takes the box
I'll take a crack at it. just be sure to have me resurrected if it explodes.
>>47174212
So what, you're going to take whatever's left of the mana?
>>47174222
>Nearly drops the box
Holy crap, don't do that, at least while I'm holding a potentially exploding artifact
>>47174212
>This however, is canon
I need a solid 3, possibly 4. I'm trying to do some research to sever the soul from my arm.. I need him back.
>considering Quins device DID do this
>>47174245
>Spppppploooooooort
Uuuuuuughuuhhguguuguhughughuuunnnnnn.
>>47174251
It should not.
>>47174212
Madness lies on that path.
>>47174178
Yes, we did.
>>47174160
This is in no way my fault.
>>47174222
I dunno, demons?
>>47174245
Glad I wasn't standing next to that guy.
>>47174245
>Shivers
Ugh.
>Looks at a houseplant
Yeah, yeah, fuck you too
>>47174274
>Starts working his way through the puzzle
>>47174245
. . .NO! MY JORDANS!!
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>47174277
Oh... Strange.
>>47174298
>ROLLAN DIFFICULTY
>>47173888
>Sighs
God dammit hannah
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>47174317
>Rolling for deciphering
>>47174236
You want the blessing of Criticus? Sure, that should make things interesting. BY THE POWER OF CRITCUS!
>>47174245
>doesn't have boots
>not sure if there are any plants to test the power on
>>47174246
2%, for the Battle Magic Subdivision?
>>47174266
4% should be doable... probably. 3% shouldn't be a problem.
>>47174245
>don't wear footwear
Something smells off... sort of oily. Did someone spill lantern oil?
Also who is making that squishing sound? Oozemancy spell gon awry?
>>47174298
Hmm.. oh wow that's a tricky one. Looks like you turn it lik- no no.. that wouldn't work. Hmm...
>>47174251
Sorry!
>>47174277
Demons?
![dcb00f7938[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AZkgTUI.jpg "dcb00f7938[1].jpg")
>>47174245
...ewww.
>>47174251
It's just that there's been a bit of pressure from my superiors for us medics to pick up at least basic weapon skills, for self-defense if nothing else.
...why they decided a warhammer was the proper weapon is beyond me.
>>47174326
Your letter said offer 10 and be willing to accept 7, I figured why both with the highball offer they were never going to give us?
>>47174337
Please, Boss Quinn.
Some stupid gish set the place on fire...
>>47174356
it's a negotiating tactic.
Rolled 4 (1d20)
>>47174337
Thanks. Now, I'm off!
>Goes off to find Antruthius and try and convince using whatever means necessary
>Force is not necessary and is detrimental, so that mean will not be used
>>47174337
Hmm, I have an idea! I should be able to prevent this from happening again, if I were to get about 1% of the power and use it to build some PYLONS, then I could probably prevent this from happening again. Probably!
>>47174384
>Comes back missing an arm and his skin turned lime green
Just to let you guys know, he's no longer doing crack.
>>47174356
>Shrugs
It suits you I think. Though I'm more of a short sword person, have you considered taking up boxing?
>>47174352
No problem, it's fine, just wasn't expecting it
>>47174344
>Sighs
Damn, guess I'll need to figure this out when I havee the time to stop an think it through
>>47174366
Sur- wait, why do you need magic power of two departments to build a gym. Can't you just use money for that? You're a department head for crying out loud!
>>47174384
>grabs the popcorn.
>>47174389
Stop magical effects from happening? How will we prevent the pylons from interfering with normal spells? Besides, you're asking the wrong mage for this, I thrive on chaos like this.
>>47174374
We weren't going to get 10, so why bother with it?
>>47174400
Boxing? No, I...I feel a lot more at home repairing injuries instead of causing them.
>>47174429
because we could have gotten more then 7.
>>47174352
Yeah. Demons.
>>47174317
What's so strange about it?
>>47174400
Lo, see how we toil. In defiance of entropy and decay.
>>47174429
>Shrugs
It was an option, if you ever need self defense lessons, come talk to me, boxing was how I learned to defend myself, truth be told.
>>47174442
>Shrugs
I'll stop time and work it out over the course of a day.
>>47174400
Ok-
..I smell a apple pie!
>runs off
>>47174439
Lots of things.
>>47174460
If you say so.
>>47174402
First off, you really have to see the gym. It looks like my homeland right now. Second, I'm trying but Laurent is blue balling me something fierce when it comes to coin. Remember, I just run the Fight Club that is the Battle Magic Subdivision of Applied Magic. I have to claw through jungles of legislation to get toilet paper in the dojo. Typically Glaive would help me, but he's made at me right now.
I figured it would be easier to to just use the influx and reforge the Division, make something that can beat a wand pusher into Kord himself. Figured I'd get some backing since most of you pointy cap'd farts like to swing a blade as much as cast a spell. Or get yourselves into situations where that may be necessary.
>>47174438
Well then next time there's a magical explosion, you do the negotiating yourself.
>>47174460
Well...most of the things I'd have to defend myself against aren't exactly good things to try and box. So thanks, but I'll pass.
>>47174438
Actually, you would be asking for twice that of the previous highest bidder if you did, no way I could approve a 10.
>>47174479
Hmm... I could probably help you with the paperwork, for a fee. Secondly, I'll note you down for a percentage of the resurgence. If it's good enough for the elemntalism departments, then it should be more than enough for your gym.
>>47174402
>It was quite fun to watch, Antruthius seemed to snap, turned into a giant blue ape, tossed Lurco about, cut off Lurco's arm with laser eyes, spewed magic at him with one of the effects turning Lurco lime green, performed a wombo combo, then turned back to normal and rode off in a sparkling purple Corniche
>>47174495
>Laughs
As you wish Hannah, was just offering. Best suggestion is learn how to run away to the best of your ability as well as how to swing that hammer of yours
>>47174472
You want to see what's inside, I want to see what's inside, I'm somewhat bored, I don't know
>>47174472
Explain then.
>>47174530
You alright there?
ATTENTION EVERYONE! I've run the numbers and we are all out of claims. Every percentage of the resurgence has now been accounted for.
>>47174537
Quite interesting, isn't it?
>>47174547
Why bother questioning me?
>>47174552
>walks in
I half-expected to see everyone fighting over what percentage they get.
>>47174495
I would if I wasn't busy trying to pick out all the magic beans from an apprentice's nose before they start to grow.
>>47174508
Hey, we are the most understaffed department in the guild and we are still expected to provide free healthcare! We should get /Something/
>>47174547
. . .m'I ton erus.
>>47174552
timmaD.
>>47174598
Free gym membership for all members of your wing?
>>47174508
Much obliged, Q.
>>47174568
It is, curiouser and curiouser
>Still fumbling around with it
>>47174568
I don't know.
>>47174606
No. You are not.
>>47174591
Trust me, I'm waiting for it.
>>47174591
Besides Lurco wanting 40%, and a couple of people demanding all of it, things went pretty civilised.
>>47174598
You are getting something, you are getting more than any other deparment on my list. You get 7%, even the greedy Necromancy Department only took 5%.
>>47174606
Better luck next resurgence.
>>47174624
Good luck with your gym.
>>47174537
It's certainly a skill to cultivate.
>>47174598
Again? He was just in here this morning for the same problem!
And we didn't get nothing. We got 7 percent, and that's the more than all the elementalists combined. We'll make do.
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>47174635
>MYSTERY ROLL
Riveting.
>>47174637
Must be some kind of rule...
>>47174552
>mana-hoarding shaman intensifies
Veil Warding will be much easier for a time now. Might actually stop spiritual incusions for a time, patch up that hole in the tanner's district.
>>47174598
I could honestly use a little more healing lore, it's a useful skill to have. Do you offer er.. magical first aid courses?
>>47174624
we're much to busy and over worked to work out.
>>47174646
i was hoping for at least 8.5.
>>47174649
7% was the minimum, Hannah.
>>47174637
haeY, gnissim na mra si ytterp yttihs.
>>47174646
woH saw I desoppus ot wonk eht lautca segaM dliuG saw ylno gnitteg ytfif tnecrep elihw suihturtnA tog eht rehto ytfif?
>>47174684
I'll have a sauna~.
>>47174649
>Leans back in his chair, still working on Pierre's puzzlebox
I learned it well from spending time as a thief. Running away is always invaluable
>>47174661
You gave it to me, I'm trying to figure it out, whle also multitasking my thoughts so I don't end up erasing your existence entirely. I had to blindly treadmy way through the erasing process
>>47174661
Yeah, probably
>>47174699
Not... just the arm.
>>47174683
I'm happy to hear you're able to put the power to good use.
>>47174684
Hmm... I might be able to skim some of the "Give Pierre What He Deserves Fund", but personally I find it to be a really good cause. Could get a whole 2 percentages for you if I cut that off. What do you say, should I do it?
>>47174683
yes
>>47174703
>Barley has any free time, period.
>>47174734
>Goes pale
No no, just keep that mangy cat off my back.
>>47174684
Just be lucky I was around or we probably would have gotten nothing.
>Hannah pouts. It's not fair in the slightest.
>>47174713
...I see.
>>47174699
Mary, I'm pretty sure this is a little above me. Mind taking over?
>>47174699
You're lucky I'm used to people talking backwards after working with prank hexings for around a century. And you had no way of knowing that. What you should have known is that mages don't share if they don't have to. I'm surprised things went as civilized as it did.
>>47174749
To clarify, the fund was started by someone who does not like Pierre.
>>47174756
>Sigh
maybe I should have sent Marvin
I want to do evil things and be crazy but Titania won't let me. Do we have any books in the archive on creating loopholes in fey contracts?
>>47174721
toN tsug eht mra?
>>47174756
>Waves with his one good arm
>The other seems to be cut off with a laser
>and his skin is lime green
>>47174773
>Sighs
>Then looks confused
gniklaT sdrawkcab?
