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Inquisitorial Penal Regiment /tg/: Othellan is still a clusterfuck
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It looks like we haven't seen the last of the Vermilion Claws, I have incoming radio messages about a group of them grouping up together on the South... Good news is that the Warp Storm is clearing out! No more rain of skulls or crimson skies!

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FAQ:
>What the fuck is this?
Somewhat a campaign of crack-infused free-form roleplay in the grim darkness of the far future.

>When do you guys make these threads?
Usually mondays at 2PM GMT, but they sometimes extend to Tuesdays if we got caught in the middle of something when the thread died and it was too late to make another one the same day.

>Can I join in?
Sure, just think of a character and have fun, you can find most info in 1d4chan albeit it's ussually a little bit out of date in comparison to where the threads are.

>Is there any requirement in character creation.
Not really, we've had Xeno infiltrators, Chaos infiltrators, Villains, Heroes, Normal Guardsmen, Crazed Guardsmen, Assassins, Psykers, Space Marines, Inquisitors, Squats... just think whathever and join the fun.

>Is it allowed to have more than a single character?
Yes as long as you don't use it to powerplay.

>So how you guys do the playan'?
We tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, but nothing is set in stone.
We tend to use greentexts for describing a character's actions, but again nothing is set in stone.
Use d20s for combat checks and d100s for other things you want to roll, higher Is better.
It's important to know that the regiment is now in the employ of a radical Ordo Xenos Inquisitor, with influence from an Ordo Malleus Inquisitor and under the watch of an Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor. Yes we've been through a lot of shit.
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>staring out into the dark
>loading AP slugs into shotgun

I tell ya what...
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>>47166536
Planed something, major?
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>>47166547
Not really. But what's the situation around here? I don't believe I've been given the big picture...
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>>47166566
I wonder why. Certainly not 'cause of your 'abit of wasting your time in communion with bushes and trees...
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>>47166566
Right sir, we were attacked by a Chaos Raptors Cult, they call themselves the Vermilion Claws. Most info is restricted under inquisitorial frequency lockdowns so I don't know much. What I know is that I've heard something about Blood Angels and something they call the Black Rage... that's pretty much it, sir.
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That's nice.......give me a shout when the Daemons appear.

>lazily cocks a shotgun.
>replaces the Carapace helmet that was shielding her eyes from the light.

>>47166566
Oh hey, sup' Gary? Short version is we came here to check out the Governor for Xeno collaborating or something and then some Asshole Marines that Sergeant Behrend and his boys apparently know appeared out of the hole in reality that also appeared.
>points at the Warp Storms with an equal amount of laziness.
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>>47166605
Wellelsey! Good to see you are deeming us wort'y of yer time again. So, did you dispose of Laroque already?
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>>47166626
>shrugs her shoulders.
I dunno. dealing with human traitors and Heresy is the Hereticus' job. So he's probably still around here somewhere.
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>>47166586
Your skinny butt is about to be in communion with my belt...
>there is dried blood on his boots and fatigues

>>47166593
Yeah I figured that, I'm asking what the tactical situation is right now. I just got back here an hour ago.
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It got boring soon after orbital bombarding these guys to the dust, do they ever give up?
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>>47166641
Yeah but he is YOUR soldier, he was in your retinue! Didn't you even lock him up somewhere? DO I have to write a diagram to explain you why leaving him to wander around is wrong?
>>47166649
You know so little you would need orbital support to find the bathroom in the Penance, Gary.
>>47166661
Things have this 'abit of dying after being shot by a ship. It 'appens.
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>>47166649
Well sir... we are currently regrouping, so we kind of have been given a few hours of rest before we are sent charging back into the fray.
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>Prepares herself for future combat, her drone resting on her lap.
Everyone, do we have any new orders?
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>>47166709
>Dies a little seing Xeno equipment being used so lightly.
No. Not yet. For now we are granted to relax and regroup.
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Interrogator, I must speak to an astropath at once.
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>>47166671
Ugh... where is Jackson? Needs to give her something to shut her up...

>>47166677
That it huh? Well maybe I oughta go out there and hunt em all down.
>starts rummaging for a camo cloak
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>>47166709
D-do you really w-want to have any? I kinda f-feel tired.
>she glances at the drone, with very little interest apparently
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>>47166722
Your regiment even has connections to the mighty Space Marines? Splendid!
>Writes down a note
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>>47166709
>glances sharply at drone
>pointedly says nothing
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>>47166732
Sir I think it would be best if we all made an organized attack when everyone was ready.
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>>47166649
Tactical Situation is thus, we've got a few tanks and some Chimeras and some Chaos gargling shits are probably going to try and kill us soon. Good news, we're in an urban enviroment, so plenty of cover.
Bad news, the vehicles will be useless if we don't park them inside buildings, but they'll be useless anyway.

>>47166671
Not my concern anymore. That whole.....treason thing is sort of.....a Hereticus matter, not that it would be addressed around -here-.

>>47166709
Dig in and hold off the enemy assault. Other than that? Try and stay alive. Also, hi Sam.

>>47166722
Very well, Thunderhawk should be nearby, tell it to pick you up and then take it to the Patrol Group in orbit.
If you must, inform them that I will be -incredibly- displeased if I must come up there to clear it personally.
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>>47166744
Spying again aight?
Silas Marr, was it? Who would this man be?
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>>47166744
Not the reg itself, The sergeant and his brothers here is with Interrogator Alice's retinue, just as I am.
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>>47166765
The safety of the Imperium IS your concern, "interrogator", if Orks were burning down the houses would you sit on your toes because "nuh uh me no hereticuz".
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>>47166760
>grins
Heh heh heh...

I'm just going for some... recon. And a walk...

>continues rifling through the bins for the right texture of camo
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>>47166721
Time to relax and regroup? Sounds good. Gonna do that then.

>>47166737
No, I didn´t. Just wanted to make sure. You know, since we are in this regiment...

>>47166748
>The drone seems to stare back.

>>47166765
Hi! Haven´t seem you in a while, how are you doing Ms. Wellesley?
>Stands up and begins halfheartedly looking for a shovel.
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>>47166768
Hm? Spying? no no... I would call it making observations. I do not sneak around to listen in on an audio recording, for example. As for my master, he is relatively influential member of the Calixian Conclave.
>>47166776
That is still within my parameters of excellent.
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>>47166798
Mhm.
>she nudges the drone with the tip of her rifle
Going to d-dig your grave already?
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>finds a suitably dusty and ragged urban camo cloak
>puts it on

I'm available on the comms if there's a problem.

>disappears into the dark, towards the enemy lines
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>>47166786
>>47166765
Uhm... what happenned with Laroque? Is he aiding another witch to escape justice again?
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>>47166786
But you see, it's the Ordo Xenos that deals with Orks.
And no I wouldn't actually. I'd deal with the problem, just like I'd deal with this one if there wasn't a -much- bigger one diverting all my attention.........
>removes the helmet long enough to take a swig of Rotgut, then replaces it.

>>47166798
Just great, perfect, nothing wrong.....well there won't be -in theory- as soon as my Transport returns.

>>47166844
Dunno, he was at the bank or something then there was something about interrogation?
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>>47166844
More like he kidnapped one... sort of one, whatever was going on with Amelia, but now Milady, here, has deemed 'im "not her responsibility". Since 'aving one of your man turn 'eretical is not a thing you should be worried about right? He just resisted her, acted against her orders and is now free to roam around!
>>47166863
And you complain about the luck of discipline in the regiment, eh...
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>Dmitry & his rag-tag posse are moving crates with spray paint over tags
>the Aquilas have been left un-painted to avoid accusations of heresy
>But it seems as if they are heavy crates of...maybe credits?
>The Valhallan doctrine of hush hush is enforced here, which further arouses suspicion
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Alright leaving to my job, see you in a few hours
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>darting through the shadows
>spots a squad of Raptors in cover
>they're watching the regiment's position
>there is a ruined spire towering over the Raptors' position

Mhmm...
>cruel smile

>plants a few charges at spire's base
>gets to concealment
>watching the Vermillion Claws
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>>47166830
Err... no? I was just planning on maybe digging a hole...
Takes the drone out of Mirandas reach, clearly worried more about the drone, than about herself.
Why were you asking? Do you want me to join in death?

>>47166863
Please don´t jinx it then.
...
Wait, transport. Say would itl be possible for me to transfer there?
>Looks into Corporal Eisens direction clutching her drone in her hands.

For anyone wondering, the drone is developing an selfaware AI.
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>>47166941
S-such poetical words. T-totally wasted on me.
W-what were you going to do with that hole?
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>grunts as he pushes off the rubble he was sleeping under.
wot time is it?
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>>47166882
I fail to see why you're even whinging really. I'm simply adopting the local custom of "Allowing the Heresy to continue" that the 'local' Inquisitorial Personnel get up to.
>takes another swig of Rotgut.
I am rather confused why you actually want me to do my job.

>>47166941
It's possible, but it's up to you.
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>>47166996
>rises from a pile of rubbish and liquor bottles
I have no idea.
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>>47167005
Ah-ah-ah, your sarcasm stings soooo bad! Too bad I don't feel anything, must be some sort of mutation making my heretical skin too resistant to bullshit?
You came to this planet because that Amelia gal called you and now are you going to stop giving a fuck? Besides, Jackson may be an idiot, but he is consistent in his idiocy, while you are just being a cunt for the sake of it. The fact is, next time Laroque sabotages your plans, what are you going to do?
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>>47167020
did you do this?
>points to his new arm all shiney and chrome.
It's real pretty this is.
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>on the other side of the planet, a croissant shaped vessel breaks orbit and heads toward Gospyria
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>Vermillion Claws show no signs of preparing to move

I'll probably be here a while...

>eats some spiced tyranid jerky
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>>47166996
>>47167020
>Carrying a crate leaking credits

Yuo have missed out on much fun

Also yuo saw nothing, if say yuo saw me with this here crate, yuo die. Da? Okay have nice day

>Dmitry & his stormie fellows lug over the crates to a Valkyrie, the pilot looking even more scetchy than the Valhallan covert-ops stormtroopers
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>>47167005
>>47167054
Oh dear. If I may, I´ll take my leave before your verbal duel can truly begin... Maybe read that book Larrs gave me. Yes, that will be a good use of my time.
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>>47167109
>to this side of it, someone feels hungry.
Mhhh, croissants...
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>>47166968
Nothing. I was told to dig in and hold of the enemy assault. I had been given orders, allthough I wasn´t really planning on following to the letter...
>Sam starts to absentmindeldy inspect her drone.

>>47167005
Ah, erm. Understood. I need to think over for a bit, thanks.

>Sams drone flies onto her shoulder, before shutting down again.
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>>47167054
Funny thing is, if I was being a cunt, you and your little Heretic.....or would it be Heretek? Either way, you'd be dead, or knowing our glorious Inquisitorial Overlords, worse.
And I dunno, actually do something about the Heresy? Would be a nice change for this place.
Still, if he can track us to wherever the assignments take us, he'll be useful enough to give a chance......after proper disciplining....
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>>47167158
I don't know of what Heretek you talking about. Now if we want to do something about this shit and you need some... perspective on the future, feel free to ask. We have gone through more trouble than necessary because of... whoever Laroque works to. Probably Nyzart, wasn't his bodyguard on Beshk?
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>>47167210
I didn't see who was with him, but it was -definetly- a Necron vessel. And Necrons aren't exactly lining up down the Hab Block to do humans favours, so it's a safe bet.
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>>47167157
When I was on Oblivia you couldn't d-dig and hole even if you tried. Soil's too hard you see. To make trenches you have to d-drench it first...
>she sits near Sam
I haven't been there in a while, eh. Maybe it exploded? It would be fun if it d-did.
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>Where have the stormtroopers gotten their hands on these crates?
>And where did the Valkyrie come from?
>Better yet, WHY are they moving these crates INTO the valkyries?
>And why are they so quiet about it?
>Why does the Valkyrie lack any kind of markings?
>Aside from being painted black that is
>Why are there what seem to be Valhallan guardsmen WITH the valkyries
>And why do they not have any regimental standards with them?
>And why is there only a handful of them?
>Where did the Valkyrie come from if there are no other ships in orbit?
>What the fuck is all this heresy going on?
>why is Dmitry sober?
>So many questions
>So little answers
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>>47167235
I wonder why would they need that Amelia clone. Amelia 2.0. Whatever. Actually I wonder who the fuck she was... shame she had to be a big fucking 'ero this time.
Eheh. So we are even with her now?
>she touches her eyes and frowns
... maybe not, no.
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>>47167157
I help dig, is okay with you? haven't had a dig in a long time.
>the hulking Ork has a whimsical look on his face.
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>>47167249
Hmm... Considering they are free operatives, it would be rude to question their actions... not to speak of dangerous...
>takes a few glimpses at their procedure between changing pages
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>>47167268
Hey, Bob. Have you s-seen Mot?
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>>47167263
>Jackson sits next to Anna his armor smoking and shrapnel embedded in it.
Next time... tell me when we're mounting up... I was left running...
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>>47167249
>hears Dragovich over the comms
>whispers on link to the Valhallan

Dragovich, you and your boys busy right about now?
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>>47167249
>Alice removes the helmet covering her eyes and glances over.
Oi cunts! Stick to the ones in the capital! Nobody will care about those!

>>47167263
We aren't even with her? What, is she still out there somewhere?
>makes a gestures to space and the Warp Storms in equal measures.
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>>47167309
he's sneakin' about he is.
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>>47167238
Oblivia? Never heard of it, I think. You mean it got an Exterminatus assigned?
>Shaking her head, Sam looks at the ground.
Drenching it. Do we even have enough water here?

>>47167268
>Looks up and greets Bob.
You plan to use your hands to make us a trench...?
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>>47167311
What!? Are you hurt?
>she looks actually concerned. For a second, maybe.
Mph. Then you deserved it...
>she lights up a lho for herself and offers one to him
>>47167346
She came back from the dead once, who says she won't again. And She was the same amelia, I could bet what is left of my hair on it! Same smell.
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>>47167363
What, no, I d-don't know... I c-can't go there anymore...
>>47167347
I n-need to find him! Can you help me?
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>>47167335
We are of almost done with important mission.

I do not like so many eyes on my actions though, so I will make haste if yuo have better things to do, which I presume yuo do?

>>47167297
>A stromtrooper glares at him
>A grumbling of "idi nahui cyka blyat" could be heard before the stormie got back to loading the crates into the valkyrie

>>47167346
Idi nahui cyka blyat!

Is special mission, uuh... big client...uuh... inquisitor...need secure crates... very important, lucky yuo is almost done, da?
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>>47167380
>>47167363
I got a powa KLAW to make a trench.
>he grins at Sam before scooping out a large piece of dirt.
no idea where Mot is... maybe if you shouted his name like a lost Squig?
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>>47167403
AH-ah, s-so funny...
>she thinks a bit, then climbs on his shoulder and shouts Mot's name
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>>47167423
>pops his head up from drinking tea by the makeshift dispenser.
'ello?
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>>47167380
>Wisely decides to drop the subject.
Anyway, good luck with finding Mot. I still need to look for a shovel.

>>47167403
Are you serious? Actually no, that´s a good idea. When should we start?
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>>47167438
whoops
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>>47167364
>he takes it
Mostly okay... But, why did Amelia fight a demon if she's still Chaos?
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>>47167438
>she jumps and lands squarely behind him before grabbing him and pinning him against the ground
Where. Did. You. Go. I w-was so w-worried.
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>>47167364
This isn't going to be one of those things where six generations of Inquisitors need hunt through ancient tomes and documents just to find a true name and some sort of bloodline is it?
That'll be bloody horrible.
>Alice pulls a book from her backpack and starts scribbling a few notes.
>>47167392
Ey mate, I don't care what you get up to.....
>Alice digs around in a box at her feet before retrieving a bar of gold and waving it around.
.....just keep it in the Capital City or someone will 'notice', you get me?
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>>47167444
tea break first duck, then we gonna dig out a big trench.
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>>47167472
I have no idea whatsoever. Nothing, blank, zero. But I am sure it was her.
>>47167481
Can your uncle do such a thing?
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>>47167392
No rush, I can take care of this myself if I have to, but backup would be good...
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>>47167473
To. Get. A. Cuppa
>motions to the tea, now spilled on his jacket.
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>>47167501
>rubs his eyes
Why did that sound really suspicious?
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>>47167484
Got it. We all need that break anyway.
>Gets back to checking her equipment.
Just need to turn it off for a while...
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>>47167523
Forgot my name.
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>>47167521
DO you suspect of me?! How dare you!
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>>47167364
>vox
>a strong voice with a perfect Praetorian accent speaks
Greetings, interrogator. The Honorable Vice-Admiral Caffran Lord Sternbridge, captain of Patrol Group Hephaestus, at your service. Your retinue of astartes are contacting their home chapter via astropathic communication as we speak. Is there anything that you require?
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>>47167506
>Miranda's knife stabs the innocent cup of tea with extreme malevolence as she snarls
You s-shouldn't g-go so far... is t-tea more important then me? Are you b-bored of me already?
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>>47167481
Eeh is no problem, nobody ever notice, especially when point gun at curious face

>Dmitry points at a trench with flames coming out of it, and the foul stench of flesh burning

Want barbeque?
>Dmitry laughs, and has his men carry the last crates into the Valkyrie

>>47167503
Da will be there soon, have mission complete I bring big guns or we try and be sneeki breeki?

In which case... I still bring big guns, sneeki breeki never works
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>>47167566
that was meant for Alice, sorry.
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>>47167566
I believe you got the wrong number here, chap.
>>47167481
THis for you, Wellesley.
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>>47167567
>raises an eyebrow
I was about fifty meters love...
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>>47167535
No, I don't. But I think Alice's extreme paranoia is rubbing off on me.
>he thinks for a second
What happened to Serena?
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>>47167569
Heh heh, yeah pal, you just do what you do best...
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>>47167596
Umph. You better not, "love".
Uhm the child was with me and Delta on a transport, I am sure she made it here. Has a little spat with the callidus, though, I had to step in. Praise me, please.
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>>47167595
>she hands you the leash
This is n-not 50 meters long!
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>>47167642
>pulls the leash.
I'll keep that in mind.
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>>47167629
Do you really need to ask to be praised?
>rubs her head
You're such a good girl.
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>>47167660
... what is wrong? You are weird lately...
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>>47167583
Ah, yes. Thank you ma'am.
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>Closes the book
Hmph. Interesting, but none of this answers my questions... Sigh.
>Goes to a nearby rock and sits on it
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>>47167682
No, but it fuels my ego.
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>>47167501
He has the scribes for it, but first we'd need to find out which detachment of which Sororitas Order she was trained under......then check their records....then get a name.....and then the rest of the investigation begins.

>>47167566
"Interrogator Wellesley here Vice-Admiral, pleasure to here from you. I thank you for letting them borrow your Astropaths, and I myself could use a Recon flight over enemy territory if you have a spare Thunderbolt or Marauder?
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>>47167688
I haven't slept in days, I'm tired is all.
>smiles at her, his eye half closed.
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>>47167704
I will dispatch a thunderbolt. Where do you need it?
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>Still performing maintenance, this time on her drone.
Shut down you idiot. It´s for your own good...
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>>47167607
>5 minutes later there is a heavily guarded Valkyrie on standby
>loaded to the brim with "secured" goods
>mainly credits and other valuables
>For a "client of high stature, Inquisitor"
>And Dmitry and his squad have located Gary

What is of deal tovarisch?

yuo stalk pansy fuck but cyka does nothing blyat?
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>>47167713
>she sits near him and puts his head on her lap
>but still has the knife in hand, mind you
M-my poor little moth.
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>>47167740
Moth?
>smirks as his eye close.
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>>47167698
Oh. That's what I am? Your ego fuel?
>chuckles and kisses her cheek
I'd be happy to.
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>>47167704
>her eyes become blue for a moment
Her armor was from a Bloody Rose successor order. Red with a black lily and white trim, black gauntlets only.
>>47167758
>giggles
Well, not only that, but it works too.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>47167736
That's right... they're just sittin an waitin. Ya see that there spire? I'm bout to bring it down on em. When you see that, I need you to do is swoop in and mop up any stragglers. Emprah protects.

>blows charges
roll for damage to squad and for area of explosion and resulting dust cloud
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>>47167755
Yes. Like a moth, fluttering toward the flame...
VEREOR NOOOOOX.
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>47167854
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>>47167854
>>47167736
Kind of a flub, but it got their attention, get em Dmitry! Use your infared!
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>>47167854
>>47167871
I reckon these are good rolls? AOE is small, Damage to squad is small and little to no dust at all?
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>>47167864
well that's... unsettling.
>wraps an arm around her and nuzzles.
Moths are cute thou, so I've got that going for me.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>47167887
>>47167871
>>47167854
aww cyka blyat...

Yuor explosion sucks

And who need infrared when yuo can literally see them, just follow the shoot and shoot back?

Like this!

Rollan for efficiency of Dmitry's shot/s
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>>47167733
>Alice holds a map against the side of a Tauros then returns to the Vox.
"Have the pilot approach the Capital from the South and head North. Additionally, have him stay at high altitude, don't want to risk enemy anti-air."

>>47167806
>tucks the map back into a pouch and returns to writing in the notebook.
Any idea of the planet she was recruited on?
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>>47167893
they're mediocre, since we use high=better. Tower isn't collapsed completely, and only a few raptors got hit, minimal dust, but enough to conceal
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>>47167923
Very well. I will tell you what I see.

Mecha is afk right now, so it might be a bit before I see anything
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>>47167735
>Still on maintenance, her drone not really cooperating.
Stop. That. I need to built an off switch back in if you continue.
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>>47167917
Well I do appreciate the assist, I owe you a drink. I'm gonna have to get some new detpacks, these must be old.
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>>47167906
On Oblivia there were many moths. T-they would eat us if we came t-too close b-because they were each one 40 feet long, but they were v-very p-pretty, a-all shining i-in the night. W-when a flock p-passed over a place it w-was like it was day...
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>>47167806
>kisses her again then hears the explosion
...Why can't I get some quiet time to kiss my wi-girlfriend...
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Rolled 1, 1, 1, 20, 3, 10 = 36 (6d20)

>>47167887
>>47167917
>>47167927
>>47167960

Suck it gary! Dice gods in my favor!

>Dmitry's shot hits, and effectively kills a raptor

Okay play time over time to get big business
STRELYAT'!!!

>Dmitry and his posse (Dima+5) fire toward the raptors&the structure&pretty much everything in front of them

Rollan for effectiveness
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>>47167964
moths on my planet are about an inch big...
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>>47167960
Where am i?

Why is there a boom?

Where is my bottle?
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>>47167984
laughingsororitas.png
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>>47167923
You are asking too much without any object or part of her own. Do you have anything hers? Maybe from those tests? Anything, her gun, hair, a piece of her body?
>>47167969
>she purrs and places her head against his shoulder
Mhhh, fuck them, it is their problem. This must be Gary making a huge fuss again...
>>
Rolled 7, 19, 11, 13, 10, 18 = 78 (6d20)

>>47167984
>>47167960

Talk about speaking too soon...

Cyka blyat poshol nahui yuo fucking babies yuo can not even into killing enemy?

>another raptor bites the dust, wounding the one beside him (that 20)
>the rest of the shots miss
>aside from one which hits, but does no damage

STRELYAT!! DAVAI! STRELYAT STRELYAT STRELYAT!!!

Same rolls, Dima + 5 = 6d20
>>
>>47167854
Not again...
>writes down notes furiously before drawing his autopistol
>>
>>47167996
Cute... they m-must be harmlss then, cute and harmless. J-just like you.
>>
>>47168046
>pats his shtgun
I've had my moments ya know.
>>
>>47168077
Oh yes? Are you a c-cold blooded killer n-now?
>She giggles... it is quite cute, but sort humiliating as well for the poor Mot
>>
Rolled 14, 1, 15, 20, 16, 12 = 78 (6d20)

>>47168041
>>47168019
I count... 4 raptors down... how many left?

DRI! DVA! ODIN! SRELYAT'!

[spoile]Another volley, same as before
>>
Rolled 5, 12, 18, 3, 12 = 50 (5d20)

>>47168094
WHY ARE WE SHOOTING!?

>fires randomly

Oh emperor what is happening?
>>
>>47168091
>sticks out his tongue
maybe.
>>
Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>47168005
>>47168028
>>47168042
>over comms to base
All of you stay calm and hold positions. Dragovich and I have things in hand

>dashes over to the site
>blasts a raptor with a slug
>>
>>47168028
>>47167923
>starts scratching under her chin and behind her ears.
I might have some in cold storage from the very early tests... I don't know how much or if it'll work.
>>
>>47168128
Oh yes?
... w-we never talked about our pasts, really. Maybe you d-don't want to know mine, I guess. Or d-don't want to tell yours.
>>
>>47168113
Calm your tits and cease fire!

>>47168094
like 7 more
>>
>>47168132
Thank the Emperor, I can focus on my thoughts for a bit longer. Back to the book, maybe I missed something...
>>
>>47168146
I don't have any tits!

Where?

Where is my hooch?
>>
>>47168145
not much to tell really, my squad got wiped out and i had a moment of stupidity so they sent me here.
>>
>>47168139
>obviously pleased by the attention
Mhhhh... why do you have so much body parts of that woman again? This sounds like a creepy fetishhhh, mhhh...
>>
>>47167948
>Still performing maintenance until the drone activates itself and flies off.
Shit. You Idiot!
>Stands up and looks around if anyone noticed, then runs after her drone.
>>
>>47168162
"Moment of stupidity?"
>>
>>47168168
I keep blood and tissue samples of most people that come into the Medbay...
>kisses her occasionally as he rubs her head
>>
Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>47168146
In that case...
>Three severly wounded raptors, another one dead
Which leaves us at 3+3 raptors, 3 wounded and 3 unharmed

>Dmitry and his men move in, to clean out the remaining heretics

Fuck counting for each one... rollan for overall success of Removing
>>
>>47168215
Ah-ah, I wonder why do you do with those, I bet it is something creepyhmrhm...
>>
>>47168028
Hrmh I don't......at least I don't think, but Greely's Quarters might, he was the one in charge of the tests.

>>47168139
>>47168168
>>47168215
I......I'm not going to comment.

>>47167943
"It's appreciated my Lord."
>>
>>47168188
I smashed a commanding officer in the face with my guitar.
>>
Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>47168217
Major!!

Where are we? The fuck is happening?

>fires weapons
>>
>>47168246
Maybe it is... You're such a good girl.
>he keeps scratching behind her ear

>>47168250
Alice, it's saved us before and it'll save us again...
>>
>>47168217
Nice work.
>stomps a raptor's neck
>tosses a flask to Dmitry
>passes out lhos to his men
>>
>>47168280
There there, I know!
>>47168250
Oooh shut up, I have proof of the things you do with Delta!
So, check there. She was missing an arm, right? Replaced with bionics? If she missed it when she was with you, maybe what was left is still conserved in the medbay.
>>
>>47168279
STOP SHOOT OR I TEAR OFF HEAD AND USE REST OF BODY AS PERSONAL LAVATORY!

>Points to a bunch of dead heretics, dead by the hands of Dmitry and his stormies

>>47168288
I always aim to please, or for head, whichever is easier.
>>
>>47168252
>large smile
Oooh! Did he die?
>>
>>47168250
After we're through with this chaos incursion business, would you care to bring yourself and your retinue aboard the Indomitable Truth for a formal dinner?
>>
>>47168330
no, I broke his nose thou...
>Mot laughs,
>>
>>47168337
Ahhw! so c-close...
>she laughs as well
This is w-why you are here, really? Just t-this?
>>
Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>47168328
This isn't very nice!

>fires at the now clear targets
>>
>>47168367
yup, no real nasty reason, I just got drunk and did something stupid.
>>
>>47168387
I am almost d-disappointed. Poor little moth closed here with the w-worst criminals of the g-galaxy...
D-do you regret it?
>>
>>47168422
not one bit.
>grins up at her.
>>
>>47168280
I suppose as long as you keep them under many locks and many keys.....

>>47168314
Oh hoh hoh, you've been peeping on us have you? Lass, you wanted to join in all you had to do was knock......and bring some wine....
But to discuss the serious matter, it's worth checking. I would get on it......but she hasn't been on the Benedictus and the Penance is...well...your guys ship now.

>>47168331
"That....would be appreciated my Lord, but I'm afraid we don't have our dress uniforms with us..."
>>
>>47168455
>the knife goes back to its sheathe
>that was clearly the right answer
I d-don't too, really... yes, I was put in a c-cage b-but Oblivia was way worse.
>>
>>47168475
It is not like you are forbidden from walking on it. In theory, it is Verasii's ship now anyway and everyone but me and Greely is a guest.
>>
>>47168383
HAVE PROBLEM WITH EARS? MAYBE I RIP EARS OFF AND EAT FOR DESSERT STAND DOWN OR WILL SUFFER!!

>Dmitry and his men draw their weapons at Rex
>This_Is_Not_Heresy_Commissar_I_Swear.exe
>Tensions skyrocket
>>
>>47168477
I like the way things are going, I like what I've become.
>>
It´s no good. Whatever made the Eldar act in such unusual way, won´t be found in this book... Shame.
>Walks back to the main camp
>>
>>47168504
I'm shooting at them!
>points at the dead
>>
>>47168516
>she tugs at her leash
You mean?
>>
>>47168475
No matter. I will have my personal tailor create you new uniforms when you arrive. Say what you will about Mordians, but they certainly have a talent for style.
>>
>>47168314
>keeps rubbing her head

>>47168475
And many auto turrets and many... well best not to say.
>>
>>47168553
TROOPER STAND DOWN OR PREPARE MEET EMPEROR!

FOR LAST TIME! STAND DOWN OR BE SHOT!

>the stormies have clear shots on him
>Dmitry doesn't bother pointing a gun but a shank isn't too heavy to point with

STAND DOWN PUT GUN ON GROUND AND HANDS BEHIND HEAD OR PREPARE TO MEET EMPERORS JUDGEMENT

YUOR CALL!
>>
>>47168555
I mean I like the people here, I;m happy here.
>>
>>47168604
... the people, eh?
I w-wouldn't know, really, about them, ehm, mh, you know... c-cage. But if they are here t-they... we, must be all bad people.
>>
>>47168590
>clearly very pleased and reciprocating kisses
Now what, though? we are still blocked on this planet by the warp storm...
>>
>>47168621
I think who's good and who's bad is very subjective, wouldn't you say?
>>
>>47168595
I am standing down!

I can't even hold my gun right!

Its already on the ground!
>>
>>47168500
>>47168590
You see, it's better that I just stay off the ship.

Besides, if anything of hers, a Weapon or what have you did end up with my things, I'd need to sent a message to Praetoria and ask Lord Inquisitor Wellesley to look for it, my stuff was already shipped home.

>>47168560
"Indeed My Lord, I could say that I prefer Praetorian uniforms, but that would be a biased judgement, and Mordian uniforms are certainly outstanding themselves."
>>
>>47168665
Do you think I am any g-good- n-no, don't tell, me, ok? W-whatever, ehm. Uhm.
>she stands up suddenly
>>
>>47168684
>looks confused as he gets up too.
something wrong?
>>
>Has gotten lost, looking for her drone. Is now quite far away from the camp.
>>
>>47168680
"Oh look at me I am interrogator lady wellesley in a silent feud only I have any interested in keeping up with my former comrades". Cut it, Alice, will ya, none of us is candid enough to be able to judge the others. You were stealing from a bank like, 4 minutes ago, and one of your girls wears a whole set of Tau armor for fuck's sake.
>>
>>47168703
... no. Nothing, nothing. I s-should be in m-my cage now.
>>
>>47168680
Alice... are you saying that you won't be aboard the Penance?

>>47168634
Well it should clear soon...
>starts rubbing her back as well as her head

>>47168721
>gasps
Does this mean Alice is turning Radical? Does this mean I'm getting a new friend?
>>
>>47168732
>grabs his guitar and pulls her into a hug
no, you shouldn't.
>>
>>47168721
And you would rather, what, let the money be destroyed? But as for the other part......
>Alice props her feet up on a munitions crate.
A.I

>>47168761
That's exactly what I'm saying. Soon as the Vermillion Claws are dealt with I'm shipping out on the Malleus Benedictus to Praetoria.
Then I'll get bitched at, then I'll be dashing across the Galaxy putting out fires for the Ordo Malleus.
>>
>>47168799
>you can feel the point of a knife on your back almost immediately
>but it only lasts a second, then the weapon falls on the ground
>>
>>47168826
>hugs tightly.
everything is gonna be okay,
>>
>>47168820
Aaaah, it is not even an A.I.!
>>47168761
... I dunno.
>she hugs him tighter, looking at the sky
It makes my skin crawl and my head spin. There is something...not quite right, as is the warp was unsettled... What the fuck is going on on this planet, I wonder.
>>
>>47168851
I-it is easy for you, you j-just hit a man in the nose. You are t-too good for this place. I-I am here b-because people like you s-shouldn't be around me.
>>
>>47168820
>>47168854
>>47168761
>Walks to them
My master has contacted me. He has allowed me to give you further information of the situation he requests your aid for.
>>
>>47168668
>dmitry buries his own face beneath his palms

Is okay... not time to kill him...not time to kill...not time to kill...

Whoo okay... okay...

Trooper, resume with duties, elsewhere, go ask someone else what to do da?
>>
>>47168854
And do tell, why do you believe it isn't an AI?

>>47168922
>Alice sits up and puts the helmet on properly for once in the day.
Ah, Adept....Novus, wasn't it? Do elaborate, when you're ready.
>>
>>47168880
I'm not too good for any place, and you're not all that bad either ya know.
>>
>saunters back in
>tosses away the camo cloak

>>47168922
So what might this information be, if it ain't privileged?
>>
>>47168934
Because it isn't duh. It is more like a machine spirit, I think. AI don't have growth phases, Wellesley, this thing is literally a child now. Ask Delta if you don't believe me, maybe she can crawl out of her submissive behavior and give you an heads up.
>>
>>47168932
Idiots like him tend to get themselves sorted out one day or another. Now drink your vodka. It's made from Eldar heads.
>>
>>47168932
ok.

>walks off in a random direction
>>
>>47168944
Miranda the Ghoul, Miranda the corpse eater! You t-think there is no r-reason I am, uhm, n-not allowed on my home p-planet anymore? D-do you think they threw m-me in the d-desert on a whim?
>>
>>47168934
About fucking time. What is it?
>>
>>47168985
I think that's in your past and I think you've come a long way.
>>
>>47168934
From what I've gathered she was a child at one point. she even talks about body parts she doesn't have... And are you actually going to leave us?
>>
>>47168969
Is sober day today, need to keep mind straight...

How make vodka out of eldar head?

Eldar head is like potato?
>>
>>47169002
I still do all t-those things. They keep me here s-so I can m-make those on the enemies of t-the imperium, w-which is right, I think, but I a just an animal. L-lady Anna is right.
>>
>>47168934
>>47168952
The request is, at its core, of political support in the Calixian conclave. Your penal regiment would make quite an impression, and maybe turn a few more heads in our favour. The request does have a few... Catches, to be sure, the greatest of which is the simple fact that you are not part of said conclave. That can be fixed, while also making your reputation there grow. There are a few missions my master has assorted that would be important enough, combined with his incentive, to allow you to be allowed into the local politics.
>>
>>47169002
>notices Mot's gold crucifix
Hm. So what's this here? Looks damned old.
>>
>>47169031
I fail to see why we should bother with this. Verasii has little to no interest in petty politics.
>>
>>47169011
Heh heh, trade secret... maybe I'll share it one of these days.

>>47169031
So who is your master anyway?
>>
>>47169039
>now Miranda has it, she was gifted it
>>
>>47169074
Ah, question directed to her then
>>
>>47169039
it was mine.
>>
>>47169078
I-it is nothing! J-just a, uuh, a g-gift!
>>
>>47168967
>>47169010
Oh by his Divine Will that's your logic?! It might have been a child at one point so it isn't an AI?
Predator Tanks are just Rhino APCs with more guns but do we call them "Up-gunned Rhinos?" No! Well call them Predator Tanks!
Emperor give me strength.........
And yes I am, why wouldn't I?
>>47169031
Ahem....
>Alice clears her throat and straightens her back.
Apologies, what would the rest of these catches happen to be? And what missions would we be called upon to perform?
>>
>>47169067
Da, maybe one day, but until that day...

>Dmitry retreats and oversees the Valkyrie leave, y'know, the one packed with not-stolen goods.
>>
>>47169091
>>47169093
Well, tell me about it. I've been around the Imperium more than a bit, but I've never seen anything like that. Looks like that man is nailed to a tree. I find that intriguing...
>>
>>47169097
... so a Space Marine in a Dreadnought stops being a Space Marine? You are crazy, Wellesley, She is exactly like a Dread, minus the physical body as of now. I wonder how did she manage to do it, but I tell you I feel nothing chaotic about her.
>>
>>47169115
it's a tool of worship, it shows the uh, emps sacrifice is all, the cross I mean T means Throne...
>Mot looks terrified.
>>
>>47169097
You were a person at one point but now you heal people at a touch of a finger... did you stop being a person?
Why are you leaving... we need you here.
>>
>>47169135
*hic*
I could sell that for hooch! As soon as we get shore leave.
>>
>>47169115
T-the imperium is so b-big, there are 5 ways to r-refer to t-the emperor in m-my homeplanet only, ehm, I d-don't think you have s-seen it all...
>>47169135
>she hugs him tighter
T-there is nothing w-wrong about it.
have to go, Ill' be back in a couple hours.
>>
>>47169151
by the Lord you can try it.
>his eyes narrow.
>>
>>47169135
Interesting... judging by how scared you clearly are, that's a lie, bit since this is also clearly not a xeno artifact, and does not seem to be Chaotic, I don't mind. In fact, it seems calming. I wonder who this man was...
>>
>>47169151
>>47169171
Heh, I'd call that ill advised, Rex. Thronedamn but you're washed up...
>>
>>47169186
he was just a man...
>>
>>47169224
Looks like he was more than that... you'll have to tell me about him sometime, cause now I'm curious. Don't worry, I won't tell the brass.
>>
>>47169171
Don't worry, you'll not notice that it is even missing.
*hic*
>>
>>47169132
No, what -I- said is that if you take an APC and add extra guns and armour, it ceases to be an APC and becomes an AFV.

>>47169139
I ceased to be a -normal- person, yes. Now? I have no idea WHAT I am. And you obviously don't need me here, or when you said you'd "Take care of" the AI situation, you'd actually have done it, instead of letting it run rampant on MY UNCLES BLOODY SHIP!

>>47169115
>>47169135
>>47169186
>Alice perks up and looks over at Mot, Gary and Miranda for a few moments, and stares at the cross from afar for a few seconds.
>Alice then shakes her head and turns back to the meeting in confusion.
Must be.....urgh....
>>
>>47169264
>a look of pride crosses his face
he died for us, so his father wouldn't kill us... his name was Jace Christo
>>47169272
you can try but you will fail.
>>
>>47169216
>drinks from his bottle
Don't judge me, im drunk!

There were explosions, dead people, then storm troopers, i don't know what was happening.
>>
>>47169290
>Walks back into the "camp" battered and bruised. The drone under her arm has obvious dent on its hull and is occasionally beeping.
I´m back, what did I miss... Is that another name for Horus?
>>
>>47169277
I never said "take care of" I said I'd ask her, but I was sidetracked and no one even said anything to her about it... she cried for days...
>sighs
Why can't you just accept her?
>>
>>47169290
Hm. A god then. A pre Imperial faith that has survived all this time... that's remarkable.
>>
>>47169060
The cases that are being talked about are important: the main case is a witch-hunt on Dusk, which is mainly targeted at the so-called Dusk-Hag in the bogs. They plan to burn the forests down and cleanse the population of potential Heresy. My master is strongly against this. Second case is of my master´s incentive: it is imperative a certain event be allowed, namely an auction. It is part of his other investigations, and I´m afraid time grows short. Third case is the Exterminatus of the pleasure world of Quaddis, since the late events there are suspected to have caused moral damage to local population, and the secrets too dangerous to be left unburied. Another case my master is against.
>>47169067
Inquisitor Silas Marr. He is an Influential member in the Calixian conclave, and a member of Ordo Sicarius.
>>47169097
The other problems are the time it takes to travel, and the matter of whether or not you´ll be trusted. I have worked on both, and it should be easy enough to hide any too... problematic facts about the troops and command staff. The missions... There are three. Any one of them is enough to warrant votes for the Inquisitorial representatives here. There is the case of Tranch. Long-lasting mutant rebellion, a simple case of eradicate their defensive line so the local guard could make a push into enemy territory. Second is of a more troublesome nature of boarding and stopping a space hulk on collision course on the forbidden world of Mara. last is to hunt a rogue Inquisitor: as you can quess, the matter is complicated, but suffice to say, the Imperial fists, Departmento Assassinorum and Calixian Inquisition are all more than willing to accept his head on a platter.
>>
>>47169349
>nods
my father told me about him, he sid it was my duty to carry on the faith, thou I know so little about it all.
>sighs
>>
>>47169290
Jace! So it was my former drinking buddy back at boot-camp! I thought the fuck didn't like his old man? Why'd he nail himself to a tree.
>>
>>47169371
Well well, looks like Marr has our work cut out for us. Does he want me to take any of these missions?
>>
>>47169396
>considers knocking Rex unconscious

>>47169385
If you ever find any of their scriptures, let me know.
>>
>>47169429
All of these missions are quite important, and all would make our case that much stronger. The situation at Tranch would require a large battle force, whereas the case of the space hulk could be fulfilled by a small, elite team.
>>
>>47169475
I have one, Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you."
does he look like a bitch?
>>
Back and reading through thread
>>
>>47169337
When our most vaunted Imperial Majesty, the God Emperor of Man personally decrees that the destruction of abominations such as -that thing- are of the utmost importance then one listens!
And I don't care if -it- cried for days, do you have any idea how many people that are without a home because of it? That ship was home for most of the crew, gone.

>>47169371
>>47169522
>Alice's expression changes to a decidely hostile one.
I......I will find that Inquisitor......and I will bring him in. Alive, definitely. But I cannot promise he will be intact. I........can also provide assistance regarding the Tranch situation.
>>
>>47169522
Well, I've got friends in the Exorcists Astartes chapter. Sounds like the Dusk mission is within their purview. And I'm sure they got connections who'd be willing to help on Tranch...
>>
I´ll be back in a bit
>>
>>47169371
>Jackson's face lights up at the words Space Hulk
Space Hulk!?! I'll get the Machanicus guys to grab it. They love studying these things.

>>47169561
It was her home too... And what if you're one of those abominations? What if we discover that your powers come from the taint of the warp? What then?
>>
>>47169546
Heh. Damn, that could of come out of an Ecclesiarchy hymnal...
>>
this thread is the biggest cluster fuck ever and I love it. Good to see you guys again.
>>
>>47169570
Whoo! Yeah! A planet-trip!
>>
>>47169643
Same, you a previous player?
>>
>>47169634
>nods
my father made me memorise it.
>>
>>47169684
Did he gave you a gun after memorizing it?
>>
>>47169696
no. he gave me a harmonica...
>grins as he shows off the small instrument.
>>
>>47169709
My dad gave me my first bottle of rotgut after i learned how to read. The people at the aid station had to pump the alcohol out from my stomach.
>>
>the thunderbolt fighter continues its patrol, searching for heretics
>>
>>47169738
Heh, my old man gave me a rusty flamer and a moldy pair of boots. Dropped me off in the middle of the jungle, told me to find my way home in a day.
>>
>>47167943
>The Thunderbolt notices a few forces grouping out in the south for the looks of it, it's about 50 raptors, one heldrake and a really big... something, your pilot fails onto identifying it as something other than a "dreadnought with wings"
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