Frog Monk, what do?
>>47139368
If it's the size of a frog, no big deal.
A frog the size of a man would be terrifying as fuck though, a kickboxing monk with a frog's proportional leg muscles could snap your neck easy-peasy.
>>47139474
You were saying?
>>47139368
>mrw I am a Badger Rogue
>>47139368
Cock Monk, a-doodle-do?
>>47139368
>>47139474
You fuckin' what, mate?
>>47139587
it's the size of a cock, no big deal.
A frog the size of a man would be terrifying as fuck though, a kickboxing monk with a cock's proportional doodle-do muscles could snap your neck easy-peasy.
>rabbit monk
>dog bard
>>47140334giant cock, wat do?
>Lizard Wizard
>>47140738
Redwall/10
>>47141098
>>47139368
Bring and end to his amphibious antics with a Heron lancer.
Frog monks, heron fighters, rabbit barbarians, dog bards, badger rogues, lizard wizards... what are the sorcerers?
cmon, tg, we have a great idea going here.
>>47142216
Spiders
I see your frog monk and raise you a Crab Cavalier!
>>47141080
>>47142216
this thing
>>47143364
BACK TO THE CAMBRIAN WITH THEE, ABOMINATION
>>47143364
Turtle Druid.
>>47143417
Fish Barbarian
>>47143437
Ant Paladin
>>47143453
Eagle Rogue
>>47143364
That is not okay.
>>47143453
I see what you did there
>>47143520
why not?
also, this is a warlock
>>47143364
Okay, what is it? Google gives me "invertebrate" and iqdb gves me anime girls, which are admittedly a sort of eldritch abomination, but not one matching this thing.
>>47143728
it's a sea lily
>>47143700
Oh my goooooooooooood
>>47143700
It's shit like this that gives me an irrational fear swimming in deep ocean.
>>47144080
But anon, fear of the deep ocean is perfectly rational.
It's a horrible abyss of unimaginable nightmares. Any reasonable creature would fear it.
>>47143364
>>47143700
Both of those things are probably retarded, harmless bottom feeders.
It just shows that if eldritch beings show up they will either be to passive or brainless to be a threat. Yeah fuck you dagoth, space snow eating pussy.
>>47143728
Deep sea Crinoid. I remember seeing two on Blue Planet way back when but I didn't think they actually moved.
>>47141080
I think I had a nightmare like that once.
>>47141080
That is the most atmospheric chicken I have ever seen.
>>47145276
They may be bottom feeders, but to them, Earth would be nothing but another speck of dust.
>>47146255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz1xpkWyyBA
>>47139368
Run away. Savate is no joking matter.
>>47139368
Like the antagonist in Kung Fu Hustle? Buddha's Hand
>>47143175
>not crabalier
ya blew it.
>>47139368
this is the only good "wat do" so far
>>47145276
>He's so afraid he's soothing himself by typing.
>>47141080
those are called t-rex
>>47139368
>Frog Monk, what do?
Call in the chimpanzee tetori monk.
https://youtu.be/_tquDnOdYDI
