The evil overlord and his army of demons invade earth. Luckily you found out that you can control the minds of pigeons. How would you use your new power to defeat the overlord and save the world?
>>47117410
Have you ever watched The Birds?
>>47117410
Strap small rocks to them to the point that they can barely fly, walk them near the demon army and commence kamikaze flights.
>>47117410
Do I get the secondary power of multitasking?
>>47117410
You can organize communications for the resistance. (Sure, it can be done without controlling the birds, but mind-control probably can speed things up.)
You also can go Olga of Kiev on your enemies' collective asses.
>>47117410
Mass fly by poopings. The evil overlord and his army of demons are so grossed out they go back to where there are not flying shitbags shitting on them all the time.
>>47117410
Find out what kind of diseases the demons are vulnerable to, infect the birds with them, then send them to shit on/attack/be eaten by the demons.
>>47117410
suicide bombing
>>47117410
Use the pigeons to summon Nikolai Tesla so he can finish building that Death Beam
>>47117518
No. Could you elaborate?
>>47117599
Well you can give them orders telepathicaly, diffrent tasks to diffrent pigeons.
>>47117410
Is it all birds or just pigeons? Do I get Skitter-like powers of multitasking and wide area control?
>>47118034
>Never watched "The Birds"
Educate yourself you heathen.
>>47117410
This, but rapid fire.
https://youtu.be/jiguDe8ZZQQ?t=4s
>>47117410
introduce myself to the governing regions military, acquire enough plastic explosives to load a shit ton of the flying rats, and have them bomb the enemy with explosive shits. profit.
>>47117587
Rocks? Not using superior small plastic explosives.
>>47117410
The vital information for forming a strategy would be: what is airspeed velocity of an unladen pigeon?
>>47117410
Are you sure I'm not the evil overlord with an army of demons invading earth?
>>47118034
https://youtu.be/Lw0FP9putKM
https://youtu.be/LrN_U830_Gc
https://youtu.be/M0HjlCowwuM
educate yourself pleb.
>>47117599
Based Queen Administrator.
>>47117599
hahaha. HAHAHAAAA
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>>47117410
Wasps are bigger and stronger than bees, but when a wasp infiltrates a beehive the worker bees will swarm over the wasp and rapidly vibrate, overheating the wasp but killing themselves in the process. Imagine that, but with a demon lord and hundreds of thousands of pigeons instead.
