>You inherit a pair of enchanted gloves
What might they do?
Not cover my palms.
>>47109350
Not fit my fucking hands. God damn halfling grandpa
>>47109350
They acquit.
Is that the byproduct of a pair of hobo gloves?
>>47109430
/thread
Wearer does not take damage from touching heat hazards with their fingers.
-2 cha
>>47109350
Make me post stupid threads on internet forums.
>>47109448
That's just a trend that's been happening forever. The poor get the scraps that are useful but undervalued, and the rich take the pretentious shit that's useless but "fashionable." Poor people are eating starch and grains full of bulk calories to keep them alive, and the rich are eating goose livers and fish fins and water distilled from meteoric ice and shit.
>>47109430
You're a cheeky little shit, I'll give you that.
>They're second hand
They make me so pathetically socially stunted that I need to make shitty threads with no real content to them just to get the attention I crave.
>>47109350
They fit like a glove.
>>47109513
>water distilled from meteoric ice
Whoa, I've never heard of that one. Please tell me that's a real thing I can waste horrendous amounts of money on.
>>47109564
Not a real thing, but it'd probably be 100,000 USD a bottle.
>>47109430
Dammit, I came here to post this.
Nice job, Anon.
>>47109350
Allow me to get away with murder.
>>47109350
Feel like the inside of a vagina when you jack off in them.
>>47109350
Are these gloves for gnomes?
>>47109350
Nevermind the gloves, what's going on with her hand?
>>47111007
I think that's tape, I don't know why/.
>>47111007
Might be a burn
>>47109350
Magic gloves for half hand amputated adventurer's, maybe for a rouge who got on the wrong end of a chest mimic
>>47109350
Those are the shittiest looking "gloves" I have ever seen.
They are henceforth enchanted with the power to get me a good pair of gloves, and then mercifully cease to exist.
>>47111007
They were taped on. Likely for a runway show where no one would be close enough to see it that clearly.
You'd be surprised how much of 'High Fashion' is taped/glued together/on in an average show.
>>47109350
Steal others potential
>>47109887
Came here to post this.
>>47111007
Parasitic worms. The gloves give them to you. That is their power.
>>47109350
When you touch yourself it feels like an ELF Guro is doing it instead
>>47109350
>right hand showing signs of leprosy
she can keep the gloves
>>47109350
They play musical instruments while you sleep, and very well too.
>>47109350
If I inherit gloves they're gonna be real fucking gloves, not leather finger condoms.
Fuck off grandpa, guess who doesn't get a headstone now?
>>47109350
>inherit
Probably something to do with making it easier to commit crimes. Records of my grandfather are very difficult to find and he changed his name at least twice.
Gonna say probably give me expert pickpocketing skills.
>>47109350
They let me become a
DIGGA NOB
>calf-skin glove of calf-skinning
>+3 to calf-skinning checks
Would you wear them?
>>47115526
If I had to skin a calf, sure.
>>47109350
They are especially made to fit Trump's small hands.
>>47109350
they muffle the screams of infidel women
>>47115526
>>pork-skin glove of pork-slicing
>>+3 to pork-slicing checks>>works on long pork too
>>47118670
So I can finally make Visas shut up?
>>47109350
They're "always on", that is to say with a specific magical-girl motion they appear, beginning from the fingertips.
You inherited them magically, gaining the ability at the moment of your mother's death, as she did with her mother before her.
You are now the new Punch Woman.
This sucks.
>>47118663
DOLAN J DRUMPF WOW WHAT A BUFFOON AMIRITE
>>47118693
>2016
>hating on the most waifu of all KOTOR characters
you sir have no taste
>>47109895
um........no they don't
They're full of Vaseline to keep my hands soft for my wife
