What faction would you want to live in if you had to stay at the same position in society that you are know for 40k. Personally i am going eldar just because I think that would be easiest for the middle class
>>47089313
So you'd be an Eldar Guardian and die a horrible death anytime your Craftworld was attacked or attacked someone.
>>47089313
Lamenters
>>47089385
I wasn't clear it seems, I meant for humans to be a faction as a whole and where you would be in humanity.
>>47089339
now I am sad
Necrons would be the safest option. You're braindead. Nothing bad can happen.
Although going Nids means you get perpetual access to their hivemind, which means whatever their internal version of the internet is.
Perpetual memes.
I think nids win.
>>47090440
Humans. Farmer on a farm world. The chances of something happening are so slim. Id just farm. It keeps away the chaos. I farm now. There is no escape in any universe.
Dark Eldar.
Commorragh is a goofy place and I'm a goofy guy.
Best option? Farsight Enclaves. USA USA USA
Realistic option? Tempestus Scions or Inquisitorial Stormtroopers since they basically are space-middle-class white boys (when it comes to the military anyways). They get shit done sometimes but also equally get shit on occasionally.
Meme Option? BLUHD REHVENS
Genestealers
>fast
>stealth
>survive vacuum of space
>intelligent
>bring down imperial systems from within
Sounds pretty chill
>>47090468
>be any healthy human being in the imperium
>get drafted
>be any unhealthy human being in the imperium
>get made into a servitor or executed as a mutant
Necrons
>braindead warrior
>Decent sentience levels immortal if military
Of course if you're higher than that there's all the cool Lychguard and Lord stuff, if you're insane you can be a flayed one, or if you're an assassin you can be a deathmark. But then you probably wouldn't be browsing /tg/.
>>47090611
>assassins probably wouldn't be browsing /tg/
Are we talking hollywood assassins or thug hitmen like those who offered their services on SilkRoad?
Let's be honest now: a guy savvy enough to reach deepwebs and conduct illegal business there without much issue probably knows a thing or two about computers. Someone like that probably has a reddit account, or has at least spent some time reading one forum or another.
>>47090643
I should've switched around my sentences. If you're higher in terms of politics and all that like the lychguard and lords as far as I know you probably wouldn't be browsing 4chan (unless ABC agency).
>>47090643
>talking shit about Silkroad thieves
I bet you don't even use big knife polearms you filthy merchant pleb
>>47092031
fuck off weeb
>>47092056
>posting in an SoB thread
>on /tg/
>on 4chan
>in an SoB thread
>only moron too stupid to capitalize in the ENTIRE THREAD
>calling people weebs
>on 4chan
Heh. Nothin' personnel, kid.
>>47092112
Figures you'd resort to memes. How predictable.
>>47092056
And then anon was a faggot.
>>47092232
piss off homophobe.
>>47089313
'nid life easy life
>>47092186
>weeb isn't a meme
>>47093224
All words are memes you dumbass.
>>47093338
>All words are memes you dumbass.
You're an idiot.
A meme is an infectious idea.
The macarena was a meme. Nazism was a meme. The song that gets stuck in your head.
It's not so much the word as it is the interpretive power behind it.
>>47090528
Statistically speaking no, memes and gw's failing attempts at grim darkness aside considering the sheer scale of the imperium most of the people probably live pretty ordinary lives. if i lived on like cadia or catachan yeah, my life expectancy is shit, but if i'm from any of thousands and thousands of other probably decent planets everything is k
>all these fags believing they would be scions or marines when they would'nt last a day in IG training, much less on the field.
>all these other fags who don't understand that animals don't have social classes
Me, being a media student, would probably go craftworld eldar.
Lame as it is, i'd basically still be the same thing i am now, focusing on my studies in the hope to eventually host a talk show with eldrad ulthran or become the manager of a troupe of harlequins.
Guardians are only volunteers, so i guess i'd be relatively safe.
Failing that, human scholar, i guess. But with much less hope for a talk show.
Any other faction i'd be fucked.
Orks, Necron and Tyranids don't have scholars.
Deldar would probably use me as a public torture broadcaster. I might get some wealth by filming some live pay per view of gladiatorial fights.
Tau, i'd work for propaganda. Boring as shit
>>47092264
Fuck off Tumblr
>>47094462
how predictable. How does it feel being nothing more than an archetype of a person?
>work in entertainment
haha
fuck
hail slaanesh.
ORKS! Id be a runtherd, and herd runts
Elves.
I'm six months from being an architect, and Bonesingers have a pretty cool job. Building shit at the same rate you can imagine it sounds boss.
>>47089313
Navigator.
The downside is the risk of going insane from staring into the warp, but aside from that, it sounds quite comfy.
Would have some sort of middle class-navigator life where I am comfortably rich (which is a lot compared ot 40k plebs) get a nagivator waifu, have a kid or two that I don't even have to stay around, see the galaxy but nothing too brash, get on rather well with my colleagues and family.
WRRRRYYYY
>pure life of ecstasy
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>>47089313
Tau.
I'd be put into a Human caste system that I'd work, live, marry and die in, but I'd have consistency and stability in my life and people spend their entire lives hunting after that dream.
>>47090471
underrated post
>>47089313
Hrud, probably.
I could do some SERIOUS SHIT with the grateful dead stand.
And, hopefully, I'll never have to fight anybody in my entire life, since I'll live in a basement with my hrudpals.
>>47089313
The sisters of battle, of course.
>>47089313
Humanity, hopefully I could manage to pilot or maintain a Knight seeing as I'm an engineer. If not then I'd probably go full Mechanicus and rock out with my tech-priest cock out.
spaze marheens
Maintaining arms and armour for a bunch of monks would be pretty relaxing. At least they probably won't fuck up like the jarheads I usually work with.
side benefit; instead of a pension I might get to be a servo skull or missile
>>47094349
Hell, if you were born on a pleasure world you'd spend your entire life lounging, fucking hotties and entertaining Imperial bureaucrats who come to your world to unwind.
Some of those pleasure worlds can get pretty damn idyllic, like the one that's entirely "quaint British countryside" or the one that's essentially "South Pacific, the Planet."
>>47094349
>he doesn't want to be from Catachan
You probably didn't even kill your first bear before you were 10, right? Damn wimps, go back to your bookary or whatever you call it!
Actually hang on, I'm a second son so I'd probably just live on Vostroya. No guard duty for this human, no sir-e
>>47089313
Ork
Am gonna be the biggest Mekboy der is, hur hur.
Well maybe not, but tinkering around and the boys who die from my stuff won't come back to complain anyway, so
thats my life.mp3
>>47097258
Unfortunately they're way more likely to fall to Slaanesh and get purged if the Inquisition gets there in time, raped for eternity if they don't.
>>47099877
Still not that likely, considering pleasure worlds exist.
Probably some upper-middle job in the mechanicum.
I would already be more machine than human trough.
>>47097422
This got me thinking. I have no clue what exactly would happen to me in this case. I'm my father's firstborn, but my mom had my stepsiblings before she remarried, this time to my father. Further, I'm a twin, but am older than my twin. How would that work? Would I be considered firstborn and sent into the guard? If so, would my twin be as well?
Titan driver.
I'm a rare and valuable individual, so I'd be well protected and guaranteed rescue if there's any chance of my continued survival. Also, I'm in the biggest, most powerful war machine the Imperium can throw out. I probably won't even see many battles, instead being in parades and guard duty on a Forge World.
>itt bunch of gitz who want safe place to be middle class
Orks. Preferably kult of speed related. Be fightin, feeling good, krumping gits with da boyz, fast bikes, gunz and stuff. Can't stop won't stop.
>>47100123
just to be safe they send both of you, and all first born sons from your mothers other marriages. we can never have enough guardsmen after all.
The Imperial Navy.
I would become the best motherfucker around on gellar-maintenence.
>>47089313
Look at all these plebs in this thread; Holding back. They know no true ambition. No worthyness. They seek to live their pathetic lives in ignorance.
No. I will not suffer their fate for myself, and soon, I will not tolerate theirs. I will prostate my soul to the true rulers of the universe, and return, hold true power. By the four gods of chaos, I will prevail oe die freely!
>>47105482
>and thus, chaos-anon had his soul raped by Slaanesh for all eternity, while his body mutated into that-which-shall-not-be-named
Realistically, I'm upper-midde class, and if I had to pick a group/ organization to be stuck in with my current social standing, probably the AdMech.
I mean, access to technology (with supervision of course) in the w40k universe is a huge deal, and since I'm already a fucking tech specialist and computer technician, I'm already on that path.
Fuck man, I worked at a store where I wore a red shirt and worked on computers, I'm already halfway there, someone replace my lungs with an air filter already!
>>47105605
Whimper all you want weakling! Just know that while you toil pitiful lives, I serve the gods themselves!
>>47089313
Well, I'm a student and a waiter, so I'd probably be a waiter in Commorragh at one of their exquisite restaurants. The city I work in is already known for its massive homeless and mentally disabled population, and drunks wander into our restaurant all the time from the nearby bar. I can see a restaurant in Commorragh having to deal with the insane and sudden fights all the time too.
Such is life. At least my co-workers and I can talk about the latest wych sports and stuff in the slow hours.
>>47094458
holy shit you're fucking retarded
its fantasy
>>47107061
>gods
Literally the sjws of the setting.
You have the chance to do something good for once in your life. But no, go ahead and get cucked yet again
i'd go with chaos daemons just for the warp fuckary
