Your next bbeg is the son of your last bbeg, the twist?The mother is your character's mother, thus making bbeg JR your character's half brother.What happens?
I kill my half-brother. What of it?
>>47023827
Most uncreative post of the year right here.
>>47023796
I sure am glad quest have been moved for threads like this.
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>>47023796
FUCK HEAD!
>>47023867
No, your thread is just shit
Being a paladin, I try and turn him from the darkness. If that doesn't work, at least I can force my GM to let me have a fistfight while screaming my sibling's name.
>>47023796
>"Mom, why?"
>"Well, your father passed years ago, and-"
>"But mooom, he's a vampire necromancer!"
>"Why can't you understand that he loves me?"
>"He's an unholy abomination against all life!"
>"That is NO way to talk about your stepfather, young man!"
>"You MARRIED him!?"
>"I'm a woman with needs, son!"
>"Well why did you have to have a half-dead necrospawn with him?"
>"Young man, you apologize to your brother this instant! Look, you made him cry!"
>"You sound just like Dad did that time he thought you were dead and slept with the crazy Fey Sorceress!"
>"And we love your sister very much."
>"Mom, there is a recurring trend here and it's that all of my half-siblings hate me and everything that is good in the world. If I were an only child, the kingdom of Valora would still exist right now instead of being a snowglobeon your mantlepiece."
>"GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
>"I'm 147, mom, you can't make me go to my room!"
>>47023964
No it's that your shit.
>>47023796
>bbjr is ur halfbrother
I place my nutsack on his drums.
>>47024983
*clap* *clap* *clap*
>>47024983
I'm sure everyone loves his sister very much.
>>47026141
Vigorously.
>>47023796
LIQUIIIIIID!
>>47023796
GMs like you are the reason many players put "orphan" on their character sheet, you know.
>>47026299
SNAAAAAKE~!
>>47026665
Nah it's just laziness
>>47026665
You don't have to bump the thread you know.
>>47026681How was that tilde not spoiled? I could have sworn I put it in right.
