Describe your GM in four words.A wonderfully spiteful sonofabitch
Lazy, uncreative, ugly, me
>>47018783
Me: Clever, gregarious, forever, voices
>>47018803
Grognard,encyclopedic,chef, bearded
intelligent nihilistic and withawickedsenseofhumor
>>47018816
F- see me after class
Nice guy, buys burgers and food but rolls like a demon.
>>47018879
I count more than four words. See me after class young man.
>>47018783
He doesn't run anymore.
Newbie, does all right.
>>47018783
Sadist, omniscient, ancient storyteller
DM: I've earned your Deaths
>>47018796
Right in the feels.
Forever, Stuck ,Help, Me
Patient, disapproving mom stare
>>47018980
Despair you say?
Wish he'd talk faster.
More machine than man.
Your Mother With Love
What Would Jesus Do?
literally me, per se
Pastor. Who woulda thought.
Mama Loves Gaming Lots
>>47018783
He doesn't fucking exist.
A Pretty Big Guy
>>47018783
Lazy Fat Batman.
>>47018783
Me, Myself, and I
>>47018783
>DM 1
Neckbearded Asshole, Dank Memes
>DM 2
"Bored now, different game"
>Me
"Unavailable? Next week, then."
>>47018783
Unreliable, but pretty OK
We need more skeletons.
Pure, unadulterated, magnificient, evil.
Literally hitler
>>47020559
Proof that anyone who uses this expression really is an idiot.
>>47018783
Frustrating, fun, (self) indulgent.
We liked his DMPC.
>>47018783
Dungeons, dragons, psychologist, dramatic,
Lit Er Ally Me
>>47019647
>>47021184
>DM, what's the next step in your master plan?
>>47018783
Creative,generous,naive,nice-guy
>>47018783
Anakin v2.0
>>47021309Crash this game, with no survivors.
>>47018783
At least he tries.
>>47018783
Where are we going?
>>47018783
Unqualified but willing, damnit
>>47021965
Most of the GMs are.
Missing. Presumed sane.
I am the DM
What's your armor class?
He loves saying that before showing you that you've been critical'd.
>>47018783
I, the intolerable bastard.
>>47018783
Please return home friend,
>>47018783
>Roll. Roll. Roll again.
Oh, how I hate playing with him.
Zero sessions so far.
>>47018783
Childish nitpicky lazy shallow
he's a pretty shitty DM
>>47022922
>Oh, how I hate playing with him.
So don't. Stop coming to the game. If it's at your house, stop inviting him. Bad gaming is worse than no gaming.
>>47023006
...and that's how you end up without friends
>>47023202
I pity you for having such shitty friends.
Tryhard but means well
>>47018783
Doesn't plan for magic.
Stuck doing the job.
Aged Furry Norse Storyteller
>>47022956
You okay buddy?
Beautiful, perfect, erotic,me
experimental brutal silly depressing
>>47018783
"What story? Here, fight!"
>>47018783
Professional angry social genious
>>47018783
Done with our shit.
>>47018783
Is it just me or is that cat's front leg WAY too long?
I am kinda okay
>>47018783
Blatant Muppet-man
GURPS ONLY, FOREVER, BITCHES
>or
DICE FALL, EVERYONE ROCKS
>>47018783me me me me
theoretical, fictitious, or imaginary.
Inspiring, Open, Challenging, Attentive
Creative, drunk, challenging, fun
GM 1 : Always tragedy, but interesting.
GM 2: Dragons are ALWAYS related
>>47018783Me wants to be.
>>47018783
References, References, Indulging, Flexible
>>47030733
You've never had cats before, have you?
>>47018783
Either one of these can describe him:
>6ish games in highschool
>whiny teenage locomotive conductor
And I never played a p&p games since...I was invited two other games years later with other people but both fell through. The first because a player suggested me as a potential replacement for a flake, but the gm chose a friend of his. The second time I was invited by a player trying to first time GM and I got a basic knowledge of the rules, even rolled a character. However when I answered the GM's request for ideas for early game setup he lost all confidence and suggested I run the campaign (I declined).
>>47018783
too clever by half.
>>47018783
very high mortality rate
>>47018783
>Cat is your GM
>game is all about mice, birds and closets full of unlaundered clothes that smell like an old lady (cats love the smell of old lady)
>dogs are trash mobs
>BBEG is next doors cat
>it's a PVP game, every man for himself
worst game
In this thread. Vain.
Painfully hot vampire girl
Too clever for me
>>47018783
>he does not exist
Great but jackass riddles
>>47018783
Unprepared, murderhobob, hot girlfriend.
Degenerate vicious pervert friend
Way too nice but bro-tier
>>47018783
>Well, he certainly tries.
OR
>By far most willing.
>>47018783
Loser, seeks personal validation99 times out of 100, I'm my group's GM
He is always me.
>>47018783
not having fun anymore
me myself and I
please end my suffering
>>47018889
I'd see her after class any day.
>>47018783
sadistic, fetishist, nazi, attractive
>>47038931
Woman?
>>47038976
Yeah, she's actually fairly decent as far as GM's I've had, but she has a tendency to add here weird creepy fantasies into the story line. At one stage she added in a race of corrupted sirens that soul-raped their victims to death. I'd still bang her though.
>>47018783
Unprepared, improvisational, unforgiving, me
Boring, Unimaginative, Locomotive Engineer.
>>47018783
I am the DM.
Have yet to meet.
>Assuming I meet one
God damn non-spics
>>47018783
sadly does not exist
>I am the GM
If I had time
>>47018783
>Game 1
Fair but pretty lazy
>Game 2
Delightfuly imaginative and flexible
>tfw you're a cat
>>47031835
>>47035787
Those motherfuckers are too smart for their own good.
Creative, thoughtful, narrative, large-scale
bearded, improvisational, laid-back, clever
Dude has this glorious and well maintained beard, and we're convinced that it's a pocket dimension to good D&D fun. He's incredibly chill and overthinks stuff at weird times, and decides to improv answers on the fly at times that seem completely inappropriate, but sticks to them and makes them huge plot elements.
No two games are ever the same.
>>47018783
Can't roll for shit
>>47018783
I miss my cat
Only me.
>>47040892
Right there with ya bro, I miss Salem and Saber :(
Doesn't use the rules
The GM is me
prepared, storyteller, grand vision
I have never before seen a DM roll so well with shenanigans and still guide the group toward a goal.
>>47018783
Regrets killing my character.
>>47021580
I would love to pull that on players, like the BBEG reveal near the campaign start as they are just grunts and he's disguised. I would probably fuck it up though
>>47039805
Don't fucking remind me of that fucking rollercoaster
>>47018783
Nothing stays serious, me.
>>47021184
>your response wasn't "you you you you"
>>47018783
She is my wife.
>>47018783
New, female, bretty gud.
>>47021580
I feel sorry him
>>47043568
could've just said "I'm sorry for him"
People wanna steal him
>>47043699
What's the story behind this?
