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How might an adventurer prevent his corpse from being desecrated?
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How might an adventurer prevent his corpse from being desecrated?
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Someone might be able to do a curse or jinx on the corpse after his passing
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Fire.
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>>46992646
>Adventurer
That there's old words, choomba. All you's needin' is a couple of well-placed bombs that activate when your dead body is moved.
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>>46992646
Seal it in amber.
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>>46992646
Reanimation
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>>46992646

Cremation and scattering to the winds. A nature-affiliated adventurer might have their body reabsorbed into the environment, so you'd have to desecrate the whole forest/sacred grove or whatever and even then they're already kind of dissoluted.
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Stop leaving it places where it might get desecrated.
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>>46992646
Don't leave a corpse behind, then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T--2gtHse-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hP2dgU460o
Or become a lych
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>>46992646
Have a Wizard provide you with an item which will instantly cremate you upon death.
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Cremation?
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Castor oil
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Concrete Enema
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Airborne ghonorrea
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>>46992646
A spell that transforms your corpse into CWC. Everyone will stay away.
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Attain immortality
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>>46993390
But not eternal youth
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>>46992646
By not leaving one, in all meanings of the term.
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>>46992646
They cannot desecrate your body if it is with Allah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8SKgONJAdY
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>>46992646
By being a ghost and not having a corpse to leave
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How to dispose of a body for amateur paladins.

Tear out the heart and burn it.
Cut off the head.
Stick an onion in the mouth.
Put a coin in each eye of the head for the ferryman's toll.
Bury the body upside down at least 6ft deep beneath the earth.
Bury the head in a separate place at least 6ft deep beneath the earth.
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>>46992646
>How might an adventurer prevent his corpse from being desecrated?

By desecrating his body in life, such that when he dies, he leaves behind not a corpse, but an eidolon of mal intent that all men fear to look upon, and bar their doors against before they go to bed at night.
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>>46992646
I want her to desecrate my dick
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leprosy.
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>>46993415
Immortality 'is' eternal youth. You're immortal if you stop aging.
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>>46996911
Hardly eternal youth if you biological clock stops at a rough 63.
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>>46996999
It's not hard to stop aging, but it is hard to reverse it.
Someone who was born immortal would age to ~25-30, then stop.
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That cloak that disintegrates your body if you die.
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>>46992646
Inter your gold, +5 Sword of Planetary Annihilation, and other valuables in a separate tomb from your actual corpse, so no one has any special reason to muck about around the latter.
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>>46994086

I recognize some but not all of these superstitions. Care to provide sauce/references? I'm interested.
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Redeem, Bind, or Kill all necromancers and practitioners of other unclean magics.

Rest assured that The Iron Maiden will look after your soul, no matter what happens to the earthly shell left behind.
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>>46992646
Not dying.
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Deadman's switch linked to a load of bombs/wand of firefuckery, can't desecrate the chunked.
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>>46992646
Immortality.
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