>usual saturday afternoon d&d at anon's place
>his parents start to yell at each other like fucking loudly holy shit we can hear everything
>anon goes to the other room to scream to them
>comes back "Hey guys I have sodas"
>we can even hear some chairs and shit falling but everyone just pretend nothing is happening
Awkward domestic moments thread I guess.
>>46923483
>playing some Palladium shit I don't remember
>GM's mom comes downstairs to check on us and has cookies...she was always baking
>tells us she and GM's dad are heading out for the day
>they're not
>half hour into game start hearing moaning from upstairs
>at first it's muffled by the occasional "shush" but that doesn't last long
>try to awkwardly continue playing
>moans get louder, followed by screaming
>GM's parents' room is almost directly above us and GM's dad has graduated to some cringe-worthy dirty talk
>GM calls the game and tells us all to leave since, in his words, his parents will he at this for at least another hour
>can't get up from table
>massive boner from hearing his mom getting railed
>forgot to grab a cookie before I left
>>46923971
Describe mom's appearance?
>>46923971
Damn, my fucking dick.
>>46924457
Fuck yeah.
>>46923971
I guess you fapped well that night.
>>46924457
She's some kind of mediterranean. Black hair with a few silver streaks and a solid 7/10. She was/is a stay at home mom but kept in shape. GM used to bitch about diet and shit (both his parents got into the health food thing) and his mom got obsessed with losing weight but no amount of jogging could get rid of those fucking hips.
GM had 4 other siblings...its no wonder why.
>>46925248
Cranked it right after leaving...good times
Have played in games with my mom before, and sometimes the DM has gotten into ERP with her at the table and she acts like it's no big deal and has even encouraged me to join both in and out of character.
>>46925852
>tfw your parents will never play a game with you and this bastard is going full-on magical realm with one of his
I'm gonna assume your mom is hot and you won't tell me otherwise. Please.
>>46925852
S-Storytime?
>>46925852
Come on dude, don't leave us hanging here.
>>46925852
I don't think that's healthy, anon.
>>46925852
Mein gott, story please.
>>46925852
Story
>>46925852
>it's an anon doesn't deliver episode
>>46925852
>>46923483
>Tell mom week in advance that im gonna be busy doing a session on a specific day
>She chooses that exact day to spring everything that ever needed done onto me
Every FUCKING time. JUST TELL ME TO DO THAT SHIT EARLIER IN THE WEEK. OR, GOD FORBID, WHEN IM NOT ALREADY IN THE SESSION.
Anyways, that was only when i was younger, these days she tries to respect my game days.
>>46928774
Did u fuk?
>>46923483
>be GM'ing a d&d game with my bros in the basement
>My sis comes home with her boyfriend
>They don't hear us because we were currently looking up stuff in silence
>We have left the door down to the basement open for fresh air
>They start watching some indiana jones movie
>I'm not really bothered that much by the music, so I don't close the door
>bigmistake.jpeg
>About half an hour or so later they start having sex in the couch (presumably)
>Audible moans and sloppy wet sounds
>Things start to get really uncomfortable at the table, really fast
>We all know this cannot possibly originate from the movie, because we have seen it
>I freak out and TPK the party to end the session prematurely
>They all sneak out in a weird state of disbelief from the basement, I'm pretty sure some of them tried to look too
>Next day I expected them to be angry at me
>"Best game ever, Anon, too bad about my PC tho."
>theyallfappedthatnight.jpegI did too
>>46925995
Well I can say the most uncomfortable time, sure. It's not just this once though.
>In game we're playing mother/daughter characters, as in real life
>Elf and half-elf respectively
>She's a bard and not outwardly promiscuous but a can't say no sort, a detail which strains our relationship
>Gets approached relatively platonically by a suave but tragic human noble guy, but she puts no stop to it and they end up romantically entwined
>Try to grit my teeth and play through it, though with him as a benefactor and quest giver, as well as mom being close with him means I have to spend time around him too, and he starts to make moves on me as well
>Hope that it's the chance to get mom to break with him and tell her about his infidelity
>She says she knows and that they both agreed on it and were open to the idea, and furthermore that while it may have begun with him being with the both of us separately, eventually the plan was for him to be with the both of us together
>For her motivation, it was a chance to become closer with me and to help my character loosen up so to speak and be more easygoing, as well as that he'd make a good husband for my character considering she'd already seen what he had to offer and vetted him
>She actually in-character said to my character, that she should get more in touch with her human side
I think one of the reasons she did it was to make up for a previous game where she stole my character's husband in that game, but it just came off really uncomfortable and creepy.
>>46929121
Where does the ERP element come into it?
>>46923971
>>46925852
GOOD THREAD
>Awkward domestic moments
When your white friend swears to hit parents face.
Like holy fucking shit, do white parents not hit their children?
>>46929163
In that situation, she'd be ERPing with the DM about her character and the guy together, and my character would happen upon it or be nearby. Eventually she started trying to pressure my character into it with some pretty uncomfortable acts/displays.
>>46929209
ahh, I thought you meant she was just encouraging your character to flirt with an NPC.
>>46929209
Details
Like her character o lt did it, or did she act some shit out irl
>>46929205
It's kind of hard to.
I remember laughing at my parents when they tried to hit me at 6. They sort of gave up at that point and started the while grounding thing.
>>46929237
She was, but it progressed from there to trying to lure her into a threesome.
>>46929238
She spoke/described/acted some of it out back and forth with the DM and me. With him she talked about and described what went on between her and the NPC. With me she did the same but also got uncomfortably touchy-feely as a means of physically acting out roleplay.
>>46929292
Hot, what did you get her for mother's day?
>>46929292
Hawt
>>46929320
Flowers and a sort of keychain she'd been looking for, and we went out to dinner and spent some nice time together at home.
>>46929377
That's awesome dude.
>>46929205
Mine did, but I'm half-slav and thus technically not white (even though I totally look the part), so it probably doesn't count.
>>46929205
I'd get hit plenty if I was being a little shit. Grew up poor and in a shitty-ish neighborhood though, so I didn't know if that had anything to do with it.
>>46929508
It did
>>46929357
thanks doc?
>>46929411
>Slavs
>European
>not white
That's like saying Greeks, Italians, and Celts of all stripes (Insular and Continental, so including any Bretons, Britons, Welsh, Scots, Irish, and Gauls) aren't white.
Does /pol/ know anything?
>>46929690
> Greek
If you count continentals you might as well count armenians, romanis, Stanis, uzbeki, tartars, and montenegrans
>>46928839
If I'm being honest, I onceplayed with her tits a bit while she was asleep, and even licked them, but that was the extent.
>>46929870
>asleep
>>46929870
How old were you?
>>46929984
About fifteen or sixteen, I think. It's a bit hard to remember time, only the events are clear.
>>46929205
Because when I see a ton of Hispanics and blacks in jail and murdering each other on the street, I think "Their parents didn't beat them enough."
You're fucking sick.
>>46930017
Awesome anon
>>46930181
It was pretty exciting, yeahPierced nips and belly ring, too
>>46930299
Fuck thats nice. You lucky dog
>mfw this thread
>>46929205
My parents never hot me, besides light spankings when I was a toddler. My punishments are just getting yelled at, because they know the feeling of guilt really eats at me and that it's punishment enough usually.
>>46930821
I'm a motherlover, you're a motherloverWe should fuck our own mothers
>>46930884
No, we shouldn't.
>>46930904
What does you mom look like, anon?
Is she single?
>>46929209
wtf is up with your mom anon?
>>46930973
She's always been a little weird, flirty, and perhaps inappropriately close with me.
>>46930973
more to the point wtf is up with this thread.
>>46931003
Have you considered asking her why?
>>46931003
Dude, you have to make a move of some kind,
>>46931050
Indirectly. She says she loves me very much and cares about me the most of her kids, since my brothers are "normal" so she thinks I need more care and comfort or something like that. She still treats me like her little princess.
>>46931058
Why? I'm not gay and not into incest.
>>46931058
Oh hai there
>>46931148
>Not gay
I don't really believe you. You're on /tg/.
>>46931222
fuck off pusguzzler
>Playing a pretty gritty and somewhat serious game of 3.5 with friends a few years ago over Skype
>DMing
>Mom just comes up stairs, takes a seat behind me and stares at the back of my head
>Turn around to ask what she needed
>Says nothing and gestures to keep going
>Spend the next thirty minutes getting stared at from behind
>Break into a cold sweat and voice strains not knowing what she wants or what she'll do
>She's eventually satisfied and leaves
>Next day there's a WW2 bayonet sitting on the bottom step
I still don't understand what was up with that.
>>46931423
She probably wanted to play too.
>>46931423
That was a warning. You were not talking with any girls that could steal you away, right?
>>46931423
Try to find a dnd game to play with your mom, anon. She wants to play
>>46929205
Hit, thrown, strapped, slammed... it's fair to say white smackery happens.
It's harder to do now, though, as white communities are full of judgemental, overzealous busybodies. Not that I want to thrash my kids but a quick pop on the ass has its uses.
>>46931447
>>46931460
I tried to get her to play Mario once when I was a kid. She told my dumb kid self it was stupid and pointless.
I doubt she'd be down for DnD.
>>46931456
No! Never!
>>46931588
People change, anon. She set a trap on the stairs for you. She might be DM material.
>>46931588
Offer anyways man
What the fuck?
>Ctrl+mother = 5
>Ctrl+mom = 16
>>46931692
Yeah, I don't get it either.Then again my mother and I spent a long while on less than optimal terms.
>>46929690
>Greeks
>white
t. ahmed
>>46931692
tg has revealed that the majority of them live with their mothers and want to fuck them.
>>46931709
Yeah I never really got along with my mom. Although that has more to do with her being the kind of person who eats a sandwich in front of a homeless dude.
>>46931726
You seem to be implying that Greeks and Turks don't still hate each other to this day.
>>46931828
>Turks living in Greece hate Turks living in Anatolia
Fixed that for you.
>>46931423
Would you call your mother a violent woman?
>>46931754
My thoughts exactly
>doesn't realize his mom doesn't want to fuck him
>wants to duck his mom
Is mom biological? Let's get our facts straight here
>living with your parents
Must be 18 to browse 4chan kiddo
>>46929121
> Mom hopes she can connect with you in-game and show you how to have a real relationship.
> Has lowered her standards to accept your GM.
> Is concerned you'll be forever alone and cries at night about what will happen when she's gone.
> Feels guilty you inherited her autism with interpersonal relationships.
>>46935940
>not living at home while going to your local CC for two years with free tuition then transferring to a major Uni
>>46931828
Genetically the people inhabiting moder day Turkey have little to nothing to do with the Turks of the steppes. Their genetic makeup is, in fact, more or less exactly the same as when Anatolia was part of Greece. Modern Turks are simply Greeks who converted to Islam.
>playing D&D on a summer afternoon
>we're like 16
>Dude I stab him lmao
>friend's dad comes in in a speedo
>massive cock outline
>"oh dude D&D cool lmao"
>he DMs an old 2E ravenloft campaign for the rest of the night
>feeds us steaks from his own slaughterhouse
>can't get his cock off my mind
>>46929121
>>She says she knows and that they both agreed on it and were open to the idea, and furthermore that while it may have begun with him being with the both of us separately, eventually the plan was for him to be with the both of us together
I'm gonna need your mother's phone number right the fuck now.
>>46929690
It's a meme you dip
>>46936134
Sure anon, it's 555-1212, her address is 123 Fake Street, Neverhappened, NJ.
>>46936079
I, too, would suck a massive cock for a GM like that.
>>46929011
>can't just end the session for the week without dramatic TPK
>>46929205
Mine did a couple of times when I almost killed myself as a child, though my dad grew up in a Mennonite farming community.
what bothered me more is when they say they are disappointed in me. which sucks when you are a really good kid.
