How well your pc fare against the standard edgelord-marysue like pic related?
>>46887116
>with the robot
Might be able to step on one or get a hit with the head vulcans, but probably fucked.
>without the robot
Completely fucked.
>>46887116
Wasn't aware Santa Fe is such a shithole.
>>46887116
Gender pronouns change halfway through this b8
>>46887116
>hates government
>loves military
>>46887954
maybe they're genderfluid! ever think of that, shitlord?
>>46887116
>TRY UNIVERSITY OF SANTA-FE! COULDA GONE PRO IF I HADNT JOINED THE DEATHOGS
>IM NOT ONE OF THOSE GREEN-HILL PANZIES
>I COULD BREAK THE EGGMAN IN TWO, WITH MY BARE HANDS!
>>46887116
Reminds me of this
>>46888154
>>46888292
I wanna play a pally that worships this.
>>46887116
>>46887116
Both D&D characters get stomped fairly hard.
Anima Warlock(Fightmage) would just kill it with fire, or light, because DEUS VULT.
Anima Tao is Jackie Motherfucking Chan who WANTS trable.
Also, there's already a more edgelord mary sue badguy in the actual fucking setting.
>>46888154
10/10
>>46888407
NANI!!?
>>46888555
>Double Trips
>>46887116
>If he just met that thing with no prior knowledge.
Not a chance.
>If he got to read the description.
Time to make a plan and work on manipulation. It would be very difficult, but he's talked his way out of some pretty terrible situations before. Like avoiding smiting from four major gods and two minor ones, convincing the most powerful archlich in the land not to kill the party, walking away from the herald of the apocalypse without a scratch after accidentally insulting him.
>>46888661
I'm leaving this here so you cancheckit later.
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>>46887116
My PC is a robot doctor living in the barrens.
so... pretty well?
I mean, robot doctors are like THE weakness of hedgehogs, right?
>>46888790
It really depends on what model.
Do you run on chaos or on animals?
>>46889838
I think electricity?
Maybe?
Shadowrun is really unspecific as to what actually things run on.
OC Cringe thread?
>>46889945
Only if you post a plan to defeat them or analysis on how well your party or the average party would fare against them.
For Bloodedge, I feel a bard could do something with music? Music seems to be his weakness.
>>46887340
It is if you reall don't like Adobe.
>>46887954
>>46887954
chek ur privlege shitlord
>>46890202
I have the strangest feeling the kid who made OP pic is from Santa Fe...
>>46889945
Shouldn't he listen to more modern bands, to keep the joke consistent?
>>46890312
Is he Light rail avenger?
>>46888366
>bahumut
>>46890499
That's the beginning stance for perfect storm.
>>46887116
My D&D Cleric could maybe handle him? Sniper rifle could be dealt with by using that wind spell that gives all ranged attacks a miss chance. I feel like that OC has an evil alignment, so I could use Castigate and literally shout scripture at him until he dies.
As for my Stars Without Number character, either shoot it with the Void Carbine or shoot it from his Free Trader ship with the Multifocal Lasers.
>>46887116
I purposefully make my PC the one who looks the edgiest on paper to prevent edgelords from feeling special, then I play him like a straightfaces likeable guy
"Yeah this is Damian Helmsblade, our Dhampir Hematheurge Magus / party cook."
>>46890382
I dunno.
Reminds me of my WoW RP days where people with that roleplay addon which let them add in bios. A bunch of times it'd include "theme songs" which were always some kind of Breaking Benjamin or My Chemical Romance piece.
>>46890626
Yes, that's the joke. But since Minions are a (relatively) new thing, it doesn't make much sense to list bands from the late 90s to early 00s.
What are the current bands edgy kids listen to? I have no idea.
>>46890705
Yeah I know it's the joke, I just like talking about cringey stuff.
For current edgy bands, I'm not sure. When I was in high school the popular edge shit was Asking Alexandria and Paramore. Panic! At the Disco was the slightly softer option for kids who just wanted to be new era mall goths.
>>46890809
>Paramore
This was "edgy"? Oh man. I always thought they were just a popular mainstream band with a cute girl as the singer.
>>46890856
Nah, Paramore isn't edgy. That guy just doesn't really know music that well. Asking Alexandria is correct though. Another good example would be Black Veil Brides.
>>46887976
It's like you've never met a Republican.
>>46890957
>not realizing they are practically the same thing
>>46890900
I just thought Paramore could be considered cedgu because all the people I knew who were into it lumped it in with stuff like Asking Alexandria and Linkin Park.
I really don't know much about modern alt rock.
>>46890985
whoosh
>>46890938
I'm gonna need a day to work that one with my current player character.
>>46887116
This isn't the first mention of the Sonic Military I've seen, but Sonic University is news to me.
>>46888154
>Nothing personal, Sonic
>>46890626
On the subject of mmo RP
>>46887116
>Run at it with an oversized axe
>Get shot.
>Resurrect and reapear closer
>Repeat process till in melee range
>???
>Murder profit.
And the moral of the story is a default mmo RP character of the character your playing can kill any edgelords you need to see die pleading.
>>46890705
My experience is that kids like that tend to latch onto songs from before their time. It makes them feel more mature, I guess? I had a lot of Nirvana shirts at my highschool in the mid 00s.
>>46894946
And on a side note on resurrection in those MMOs.
Eat your heart out Jesus!
>>46887116
>exalted
>superhero games
Low-sueness edges can get handled fine
>GM
I'm just starting but I'm having some practice.
>>46889945
>>46890938
Ahh, the parodies.
Here.
http://pastebin.com/J9DBEb3K
This is a real live deal.
>>46890202
But nobody, with at least some It knowledge, likes Adobe. Their business practices are shady and their products are literal superhighways for malware and viruses.
>>46890900
>Black Veil Brides
Mother of god, it's Motley Crue! So they had kids and those kids formed a band? kek.
>>46887116
>>46888407
>>46888555
>>46889945
>>46890938
You know after awhile you realize that people only do these for lulz sake and then they stop being funny.
>>46895726
>>46895427
>http://pastebin.com/J9DBEb3K
This one is pretty real deal.
>>46887116
I have yet to encounter a Mary Sue who can survive a minefield. Well, not one made by a DM at any rate
>>46888154
>>46887116
My PC is a Jedi Consular, so one mind-trick later and Shadowdagger will go home to rethink his life.
>>46890312
Is that a panty hanging from the antlers?
My beholder mage would probably just teleport him to the plane of infinite broken glass. Doesn't look like he can teleport, I think that would be the end of him.
>>46887333
hah... I get it
>>46895726
Doesn't sound all that unlike the usual Matt Ward fare, does it?
>>46895726
yeah, the real things are barely anything in comparison.
>>46889864
But it is.On shadows.
>>46890614
Brilliant.
>>46887116
I have no clue if it's serious or not. That's the saddest part.
One character is a persona user, one pilot a giant robot, the last one is at DBZ levels with reality warping abilities.
2/3 I'd say.
>>46895673
>pic
>>46888292
>sniper rifle and knives
>against something that you need a mounted energy weapon to even scratch
>packing one of his own as a hand weapon
>not just that, his literal body is a fucking weapon
>fightan for JUSTICE with vaguely-defined Force bullshit and the biggest guns any sentient can carry
>also a retractable lightsaber built into one cyberarm, because surprise motherfucker
Brah if you're gonna edgelord-sue, at least go the whole hog
>>46890985
... huh?
>>46898187
>stanless steel
>>46898244
>the of touchest battles
I don't even wanna know
>>46887116
Depends on if it's a DMPC or not. Crunch wise, of course everytime, but there's always DM fiat.
>>46888154
laffed audibly
>>46887116
My character is a hologram.
As far as I hear it's THE last word in edgelord "nothin personnel" combat.
>Edgy-Sue vs Drunken Fist with Siberys Dragonmarks of Passage
"I hate wizards. They manifested the thiefs ego and put it in a walking pile of dung again."
>>46890312
The funniest part is that because of this picture, I know the entire layout of his home and that he's probably from a poor, rural area in the Midwest.
>>46888154
Ladies and gentlemen, our winner
>>46887116
the only way to truly beat a mary sue is with another mary sue
>>46888292
whatever this shit is way more creative than half the phb ripoff gods /tg/ vomits out in every worldbuilding thread
>>46888292
>>46898187
>>46887116
>"EBLORK!"
>*BOOM*
>"Now, where were we?"
Yes, I was quite shameless last game. Good thing everyone else was too. The joys of not taking any-fucking-thing seriously.
>>46895674
I saw these guys at download about 4 years ago.
At first I was like "Oh cool, an all female band" for at least 45 seconds.
>>46888407
>>46888292
>>46898187
>>46899657
Not even the final form
http://isapphirus.deviantart.com/art/Sapphirus-Star-and-Planet-s-Guardian-359073151
http://isapphirus.deviantart.com/art/Sapphirus-s-True-form-Double-Divine-Goddess-407185296
>>46887116
Thank you so much for reposting this image. I was looking for it for a while.
>>46898462
It's a trailer, isn't it? I think I remember you or someone like you coming in and saying he recognized that specific model of trailer.
The decor of the place certainly makes it look like the residents are trailer trash. Who just keeps a ten gallon bucket out in their living room like that?
>>46890312
why is there a bucket sitting in his living room?
>>46900240
A convenient trash bin for snacks that can be emptied into the proper bin.
>>46898187
>Copyrighted
>>46900240
Right next to the still-in-box car battery.
>>46898232
Whole hedgehog.
>>46900240
I used to have buckets in my room all the time. I used them to fill up my aquarium.
>>46895674
Am I the only one who finds it disappointing that kids idea of "edgy" hasn't changed since 1986? It just feels wrong somehow.
>>46890938
Ah, that brings me back... It was a simpler time, then.
Does your party stand a chance against this family of well trained ninjas?
>>46903409
>sanic
wat
the
fuck
>>46903677
Sakura cucked him back.
>>46903409
>>46900096
This whole shit is BBEG tier.
>>46887116
You tell me:
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/44667181/#q44667975
>>46888154
Fucking perfect. 10 out of 10.
>>46887116
>>46888154
>>46896305
Come on, a man like that?
Of course it is, what else would it be.
>>46890985
Republicans are practically the same thing as overpowered Sonic the Hedgehog mary-sue OC's?
This is news to me. What would be Cruz the Hedgehog's special power?
I really, really hope this "Sonic Military" bullshit has roots in actual fanon nonsense.
>>46905136
He's like a watered down Medusa. Instead of turnining them to stone, he makes everyone wish they were stone when he looks at them.
>>46905199
I really, really hope there's a Sonic Youth.
>>46905199
Sonic is stupid but not "Sonic Military" stupid
>>46906327
Whatever you say anon
>>46887116
>Illusionist who thinks he's haunted by the ghosts of the people he "let die"
>Is actually using cantrips on himself without realizing it
He wouldn't even bother resisting. The poor kid thinks the end of the world was his fault.
>>46899425
Then let us take that image as a reminder that creative != good.
>>46900157
Probably recognized that specific model of mobile home for the same reason I did. They're everywhere in the Midwest at least. I've been in a number of them and it never stops being weird that I'm in the same building with a different interior each time.
>>46900903
A little bit.
It's funny how you can pop your head in a Hot Topic and it's more or less the same with a handful of stale memes sprinkled in.
>>46888154
You turn shit into gold.
>>46887116
Jokes one you! My pc IS a edgelord marysue!
>>46904005
Jesus Christ.
>>46887954
It says 'her', but I don't see any male pronouns. I read the whole thing three times and I regret everything.
>>46908595
>Born after her monther wroking as a mercenary got raped by a dragon.
>Wen rouge and now works as a mercenary and doing what he wants.
>>46908658
>BREAKING NEWS: I AM BLIND
>>46888292
can someone please redline just how the body works? I seriously can't tell.
>>46908767
It's mostly an Eastern style dragon, just a really long twisting tube like a snake, but around the the front end it becomes a Western style dragon with wings and limbs.
The front part is what the pic is focused on, and you can see the rest of it's body, which is a really really long tail, twisting around in the background.
>>46898187
Holy shit dude, it took me a bit TO REALIZE THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A WEAPON!
Like... fuck
>>46887116
>sonic military
Why are the two times I've heard that from here & Coldsteel?
>>46906413
>priness
>>46908887
Yeah, but the head and the body don't seem to coherently connect to each other.
>>46909339
My money is Sonic Militaries are some kind of RP trope you find on fanon sites and the mastermind behind Coldsteel threw it in because it's edgy.
>>46900096
Damn! Her art has improved massively since last I saw her garbage.
Now it's merely shit.
>>46887116
5e Eagle Totem Barbarian. He has anger powered Wire-Fu. He could probably fuck a Sue's shit up.
>>46887116
>Used to play text based RPGs
>Played in MUDs and chat rooms with dozens of other people
>all the characters were essentially like this
>All the fights were angsty dual wielded katana battles between KingdomHearts/ Sonic/Animu rejects
>A lot of girls played though, so a lot of times you'd find yourself playing along in a slice of life scenario for weeks just to get her to ERP
>If you were lucky, she's even email you a blurry picture of her cowtits
Those were the days...
There was a 2 year period where all I did was literally sit in these RPs, work, and sleep...
>>46911805
Oh .Right. Actually fighting them.
Rahu Iron Master. He doesn't carry any weaponry strong enough to stop the character. Should be rather easy, provided the bloody hedgehog doesn't run away.
>>46887116
I don't know, OP, it's just a chill vampire dude with a pompadour who's trying to live his un-life in peace. Why would he even fight him? I guess he would just Fortitude his own butt and get the hell outta there.
>>46898462
>>46900157
I grew up in Florida and I've seen that model as well. Apparently it's pretty popular.
>erp pc
I'm pretty sure he could out sex him
>>46913609
Only if your erp pc is a hot gurl with big boobys who is a slut
>>46908767
>>46908887
>>46911060
Oh it's not connected, what looks like a full western dragon is a twist of sight.
>>46913609
It's not hard to outsex a permavirgin's character.
>>46890597
>dodges orbital bombardment by running at the speed of hate
>flys into space and crashes through the hull of ur ship
>rips the rifle out of your hand as you struggle in the zero g to line up a shot
>cuts your throat with a totally badass knife that got from master assassinz academy headmaster (who i also killed)
>t'ch, nothin personel kid
This kind of thing gives me really meta setting ideas. Like a relatively storybook world that was put to ruin by edgelord heroes that just kind of popped out of nowhere that brought the world into leaderless anarchy where the native inhabitants live extremely distressing lives being naturally and mentally unprepared to catch up to their ruined world. And that the player characters would have to go around slaying these edgy antiheroes and their underlings one by one in order to restore the world to some kind of order but without becoming edgy themselves. And the player characters as well as the inhabitants of the world are entirely susceptible to becoming brooding, angst filled edgelords because they have to witness all the damage done to a very innocent world.
>>46898462
Not gonna lie the house does look pretty cosy even if it is cheap.
>>46887116
She had her village destroyed when she was about 15, except she was the unknowing cause of it. She lived in the woods, ate what she killed, and was trained by an ex-member of a Royal Scouting party to survive and thrive on the fringes. She's pretty cool, but she has her glaring flaws and talents.
>>46916649
And I completely forgot to elaborate, shit.
She's also the daughter of a hero who saved the world on multiple occasions, and is secretly a half-draconid, as well as a half-elf. But against this guy? She'd probably throw dirt in his face and then fill him with arrows. Or run.
>>46916501
Would play in that. Maximum Paladin.
I'm playing a Bard that knows a song that'llliterallytug the heartstrings and bring the pain of melancholy and sorrow to the very soul.
What better way to deal with an edgemister then the ultimate answer to Emo music?
>>46918673
Why'd it drop the pic?
>>46888555
HE'S FAST
>>46888292
A fitting encounter for a mid-level Solar party. Probably some sort of Faeshit. Is it Raksha-fuckery?
