So... /tg/, how can I see with eyes closed?
>>46855961
Open them.
Dunno, but it does taste purple.
You need flame-o-vision.
You need to open your fifth eye.
Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see
>>46855967
But then the magical ring doesn't work.
My character has found a ring of invisibility that only makes you invisible when you have your eyes closed.
With eyes on the inside.
>>46855961
Open your eyes I see
Your eyes are open
Wear no disguise for me
Come into the open
When it's cold outside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no shame
Always, I want to be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony, harmony oh love
Melting the ice for me
Jump into the ocean
Hold back the tide I see
Your love in motion
When it's cold outside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no shame
Always, I want to be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony, harmony oh love
>>46856055
Ah Kos, or some say Kosm
Do you hear our prayers?
>>46856051
You can close them again after opening them.
>>46856055
>Inward face the eyes
>Purge and purify
>>46856127
But when I open them, I stop being invisible and reveal myself.
>>46855961
you hear
>>46856155
Then don't open them.
>>46856279
I have thought about that, but my paladin is not very sensitive, and I can't really see anything.
>>46856302
But then I don't see anything.
Nah man. Just jump behind some barrels and close your eyes. That +40 to stealth from being stationary and invisible is well worth the fact you can't see.
>>46856360
Actually, move around in a barrel with holes in it. If someone sees you, close your eyes; when they look into the barrel to see they won't see anything
>>46856345
It's called a fucking disadvantage. Stop trying to worm your way out of it.
Replace your eyelids with vat-grown translucent membranes duh.
>>46856345
True, you can't see anything if your eyes are closed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeFRkAYb1uk
git gud
>>46855961
You get another ring which makes you invisible, but only when your eyes are open.
>>46856376
How exactly would that work well for a stealth mission? You can't really move around if you're stuck in a custom barrel the entire time. I would suggest that OP finds a 2,500GP earring that increases his hearing skill by +5 so he can tell if anyone is still in the general area so he can open his eyes.
>>46856383
I'm trying to think of a cool way to orient myself so that the ring is more useful, not powergame.
>>46855961
Cut holes in your eyelids. Like, in the middle of them, so they're still mostly intact.
>>46856421
Do what >>46856419
Said and buff your listening skill. I think the DC to hear breathing is 25 or something.
>>46856428
My paladin has -1 intelligence, so I could see him do this, kek
>>46856051
>magic ring of invisibility
>your eyelids are invisible
What's the fucking problem?
>>46856453
My problem is that my master doesn't agree with that. I can't see with eyes closed even if I'm invisible.
His explanation: "Magic"
>>46856490
Maybe an intelligent weapon? It's affected by the invisibility and can tell you when it's safe to open your eyes or what to do when they're closed.
>>46856532
neat
>>46856421
>>46856490
Ability to flawlessly escape from any conflict by getting enough distance, stepping off the path, and turning invisible.
>I'm not powergaming, I just want to make this better and more powerful.
Jesus Fuck OP, just think for like 5 fucking minutes. Obtain movement speed increasing items, and proceed to be Guerilla Paladin.
>Smite.
>Flee.
>Hide.
>Repeat.
Christ, you could become a divinely powered fucking Predator in a forest or any other place with lots of hiding spots.
Schwazenegger would cry like a bitch.
>>46856575
Well... It's not that simple. I used to do that, but I got cursed by the BBEG and now a trio of miniature skeletons accompany me at all times playing the trombone. They're indestructible
Is getting Blindsight/Blindsense too simple a solution? If so, get a long stick and tap your way around, or only use the ring if the town you're in is sufficiently adapted to the handicapped.
this whole thread makes me question reality
>>46856651
This is really the sort of thing you should mention at the beginning of the thread, ya doot.
>>46857231
Yeah I'm sorry. It's a lot of factors.
>>46857464
You can pick them up and toss them away as distraction, and when everyone's looking at the tiny skeletal trombonists you can remove the ring and have a look around.
>>46857490
I can't toss them away, every time I try they avoid me and I take necrotic damage.
>>46857538
Command Undead.
>>46856453
>your retinas are also invisible, so light just passes through them
>>46856155
Then close your eyes, sneak into cover, open them again, look around and repeat, until you reach your destination
>>46857538
Your GM is a quack.
>>46855961
Release a sonic wave with your mouth.
>>46856074
muh nigga.
>>46856074
Fuck, now it's stuck in my head.
>>46855961
It depends, have the rains gone?
>>46856110
As you once did for the vacuous Rom, Grant us eyes, grant us eyes. Plant eyes on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy.
>>46855961
Be a necromancer and use some of these:
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/undead/isitoq
>>46855961
Is your name Bilbo Baggins, by chance?
Okay my paladin is now a necromancer with -1 intelligence.
lichdom here I come
>>46858863
>>46857753
>>46858890
Nig there are feats that easily allow you to command undead as a paladin
>>46855961
Just get the ring that lets you see with your eyes closed. The only downside is that you can't be invisible while using it.
>>46858877
His name is Tyrone JustHammer, he is now a human paladin inquisitor necromancer. Wears a pimp cape and a two handed piston powered warhammer. Usually yells "JUSTICE!" at random times due to his limited intellect.
I feel ashamed to have answered seriously to such a retarded topic
>>46855961
Use the Force
>>46855961
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