>your party is beset by a pack of dire kittens
>a cat is fine too
>>46852221
Aren't they tiny, though?
>>46852198
That man must have incredible self-control to not pet that kitten.
About 12 years ago, running some 3.5E D&D
1st level party decides to 'help' village by investigating the 'witch' on the edge of town
'Witch' is a 2nd level druid/crazy cat lady with a pack of about 20 house cats...
PC's start some shit, someone didn't like cats.
>Wizard goes down to cat bites
>Rogue goes down to cat bites
>Cleric goes down to cat bites
>Fighter goes down to cat bites and the odd beating with a stick
>>46852272
There's photographers for you
>>46852284
Why are cats so deadly in TTRPGs? I remember a WoD story where someone almost died in a grapple with a house cat.
>>46852284
I want Cat Lady to be a prestige class
>>46852301
Dunno
Mostly its just shit game design or something, but it was very funny at the time. Those little fuckers are pretty mean though, death by cat scratches has got to be a bad way to go.
>>46852304
Why not build it here on /tg/ with us?
>>46852301
Lack of granularity in the system. So either they do nothign whatsoever, or they do far more than a housecat should.
>>46852301
I remember one story about a cat who was also a lich. It was pretty terrifying.
>>46852304
Regular housecat is kind of rubbish, they tend to die a lot so you do need 20 or so and they only do about 1 damage or so.
Ol dire cat though, he'll fucking tear your shit apart
>>46852198
I destroy them utterly. I skin them and sell the pelt.Dry and salt the meat into ration. Animate the skeletons into undead servants. Capture and devour their soul to gain power. Claim Xp and loot.
I won't let the DM railroad me. The moment you show any value of care for something, is the moment they try to hook you with plots ! I must remain free to kill so I must kill !
>>46852198
>Reading about 5th Edition beasts because I needed to look up animals my Druid can change into that are good at sneaking
>Look at Cat, has like +3 to Stealth
>Look at fucking Lion, has +6 to Stealth
What the fuck were they thinking
>>46852284
>Cats&Cash17
>17
Where are the first 16
>>46852453
Well, 11 is >>46852320
>>46852396
Whoever wrote up the stats for cats was a different person who wrote up the stats for Lions, and they didn't compare notes before the book was published. Happens all the time.The only surprising thing here is that you couldn't figure this out on your own.
>your party is beset by a hive of dire wasps
>>46852396
Cats and lions are part of the felidae. Since they both are stealthy creatures, it stands to reason that this is a property of their family. A lion is much, much heavier than a domestic cat, meaning there's a couple hundred kilograms worth of felidae more in it. Logically, it inherits more of the stealthy property.
>>46852474
Shit excuse.
>>46852560
Now THIS is proper science.
>>46852560
Lions, having more HD than Cats are obviously higher level and thus better at Stealth.
>>46852396
A cat doesn't need more stealth because it's just a fucking cat, therefore easy to hide.
A lion needs to be more stealthy because it's a really fucking big cat, therefore harder to hide.
SCENARIO A
Orc walks into a room.
>"Fuck, I could have sworn that hobo ran in here."
Stealth check failed.
>"Oh, there's a cat in here. Weird."
The cat, who was actually the druid escapes out the door before the orc can catch it.
SCENARIO B
Orc walks into a room.
>"Fuck, I could have sworn that hobo ran in here."
Stealth check failed.
>"HOLY SHIT A FUCKING LION WHAT THE FUCK."
The lion, who was actually the druid is a fucking lion.
>>46852525
Why the fuck would you scoop them up, you retard
>>46852366
...Why are you even playing? I think you've missed the concept of what an RPG is.
>>46852680
Pictured: You
>>46852680
It's a joke, you dingus.
>>46852301
High dex, AC bonus due to size, natural weapons (claws). Cats often defeat commoners in RPG systems.
>>46852338
I know someone that got to build an assassin who'd been polymorphed into a cat. Turns out Sneak Attack and so on aren't remotely reliant on size.
>>46852525
>leave table
>go home
>an hero
fucking wasps
>>46852525
Why aren't they stinging him?
>>46852680
I must play my character ! I must be independent ! I refuse to be railroaded ! RPG is about open world sandboxes and it stops being real roleplaying the moment the DM arbitrarilly put something in my sandbox !
What, are you THAT DM ? Do you get off on your own power trip ? Do you want to see me flail inside your shitty fanfiction ? Is this your Magical Realm, do you wank at seeing me being tied up in you fanficcy"plots" and Mary-Sue "NPCs" ?
My character is the hero, the most important person in the universe, every moment that is not about him is an affront to the noble art of gaming.
>>46852652
>>46852792
He isn't a threat. He's not fucking with their nest and he hasn't hurt any of them, so they have no reason to attack him.
>>46852469
There's about 23 or so I've collected here and there.
>>46852886
I would eat that nigga
>Your party is beset by this
>>46852900
That's an outside(evil) if I ever saw one
>>46852894
Well, with all that asian money around, he's probably already dead :(
>>46852900
unleash my pet spider, praise lolth
>>46852917
>>46852937
It's called in reinforcements
>>46852900
Fuck that is one aesthetic creature
Too bad it probably can't tell if I'm doting on it or generally keeping him fed and happy, such a one way relationship
I would keep a shit ton of those in my garden regardless
>>46852900
That's a rad-ass caterpillar. Can I keep it?
>>46852948
>unleashes giant creature of the deep
>>46852951
Nature has an eye for design
>>46852967
WITNESS THE HORRORS FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE WORLD
>>46852990
That's just a cute looking bug with a big tooty nose desu.
This is a REAL horror.
>>46853014
>>46853047
I have them where I live, most are kittens about half that sized.
>>46853058
Anon, you shouldn't underestimate the terror of the insect world
>>46853047
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>46853072
These cunts.
Most everything will leave you alone except these pricks, sharks and crocodiles
>>46853087
Dont be frightened, anon
>>46853106
Dont you just love when nature decides to slap giant monster pincers on an insects face?
>>46853107
>>46853118
WHATS WRONG ANON DONT TELL ME YOU'RE FRIGHTENED OF A LITTLE BUG
>>46852652
Fixed
>>46853117
Pincers not so bad, the sting... endless stinging until you fuck off or die.
Its literally like grabbing an electric fence, then the ache sets in and doesn't go away for hours.
>Fun fact they actually kill more people than snakes or sharks every year.
>>46853152
Fuck, carapaced bugs are fine, but this kind of shit is gross as hell
>>46853169
How rude
>>46853165
Thats why you get a body guard
>>46853221
>>46853165
>)
>>46853152
>>46853117
>>46853107
>>46853047
Someone please take the green deck away from god, he is going a bit overboard with his new hobby
Fuck this thread, I'm out of here. I came here for kittens, not demonspawn.
>>46853428
Does this make up for it?
>>46852900
>Soon, you will come to understand the boon of slavery we force upon you and then, you will revere and even love us for this gift.
>>46853191
>To war!
>>46852360
Jesus Christ these stats, 3 hit dice and so many attacks, plus it has +2 to initiative and it's difficult to hit. They can probably rip apart a low level caster before it can even act, on close range.
>>46853221
MUSHIKING!
>>46853443
muh dick
>>46852830
A'ight. Cool.
What do you want to do?
>>46852978
Where's the rest 'a ya'?
>>46853047
I want one!
>>46853443
unless she is hiding kittens up there then no!
>>46852198
>Both the groups bard and one of the dire cats roll to to seduce the other party.
>>46854108
To murder everyone, kill everything, annihilate all powers except mine, destroy the entirety of the universe and go bring the gift of omnicide to the next creation.
That way, I will have gained all the Xp, gathered all the gold and all the magic objects, become invincible from anything and will have finally won the game.
And every moment you aren't winning the game, you're losing at life.
>>46852198
A group of cats is called a "clowder", actually. This would apply to kittens, too.
To answer the question,
>SWEET TYMORA THEY'RE SO FLUFFY.
>SOOOO CUTE
>I'MMA KEEP THEM ALL NAME EACH ONE
>SOOOO FLUFFY
(character's opinion, not mine. I like spiders)
>>46852267
Dire, so notably bigger than average, generally be a size category or two. But as these are dire kittens they're probably the size of (large) house cats and will eventually grow to be the size of a panther or maybe a small tiger.
>>46852301
It's generally hard for any roleplaying system to do very small numbers, since most want Joe Schmo Human Commoner to be just about the weakest thing you can face. So doing stuff *weaker* than that is difficult.
>>46855085
>Suddenly, your character dissapears and nobody remembers him.
>Now Jeff, fuck off my game.
>>46852790
Pic related.
>>46855085
Alright, how do you start your quest to eradicate all life in the multiverse?
>>46853117
Fun fact: Tiger beetles can run so fast, their minds can't process their surroundings due to motion blur. This leads them to doing things like running off of cliffs.
>>46855555
Also Yahtzee!
>>46852198
You mean lion cubs then?
>>46855260
Is there someone or something around ? Don't bother wanking your wankety-wank description of your wanking characaters of wank: I kill and destroy t with my powers.
If there isn't, I have won the game and tea-bag you.
>>46853152
JESUS FUCK, THAT ISN'T EVEN ITS FINAL FORM
Do I even want to know what it pupates into?
>Be playing a Pathfinder game with shit ported over from 3.5
>Be playing in Forgotten Realms
>Player B's character dies and he rolls a new one which has swarms of vermin following him around
>Party jokes about crafting tiny little breastplates for all the insects in the swarms because they actually had proficiency through some weird combination of class features the player possessed
>Abruptly realize I could actually do this because I just gained access to Fabricate and all I would really need to do is buy the metal, cast the spell, and make a craft check
>I already had a bunch of ranks in various craft and profession skills because I'd been planning to abuse the shit out of Fabricate from the beginning
>We actually do this in game and B now has each member of a large swarm of bees wearing a mithral breastplate that only counts as light armor and has a -1 check penalty
>Except for this one bee we named Jeffrey, he's too fat for a breastplate so he just kind of drifts behind the rest of the swarm at a slow speed
>We then do it for his dire wasp and giant spider as well
>Party now consists of flamboyant sorcerer/wizard with his weasel familiar, badass half orc berserker with his retarded horse, awkward vermin lord with his armored swarms, and Jeffrey the bee
>We make fun of that fat asshole Jeffrey all the time
>My character's elven love interest does not understand why we rant about a bee every day
>This relationship isn't going to work out.png
![[SCREAMS INTERNALLY AND EXTERNALLY].gif](https://i.imgur.com/tIbWq2h.gif "[SCREAMS INTERNALLY AND EXTERNALLY].gif")
>>46852525
NOPE
>>46852198
We adopt all of them, and I name mine George.
>>46853191
>monster hunter online
>>46855905
The local guards witness your murder of the innocent baker. You are immediately surrounded and your level one ass is skewered from every side with eighteen different spears.
There's your fucking roleplaying. Actions have god-damn consequences. I'm perfectly happy to run a sandbox for you, but if you're going to act like that, expect to get murdered to death. Or did you expect everyone to just run onto your sword?
Now, either roll up a new character and learn to fucking act like a civilized human being, capable of co-operating with the group, or get the fuck out of my house. This is your one chance. I don't give a second.
>>46855905
What if the thing defends itself and kill you in doing so?
>>46853152
>>46856368
Oh shit this one has a Vagina for a face.
>>46852272
It's called professionalism
>>46856431
ew vagina
>>46852728
Forgot pounce
>>46852198
I adopt all of them. As a Dwarf Paladin (depending on how big they grow up to be) I will make one of them my mount and become the leader of the Righteous Glaring, spreading justice and cuddles to all.
>>46856266
>>46856234
You leave me no choice but to start a "that dm" thread on /tg/ and to passively-aggressively make train noises all night long.
>>46852874
As if that would ever stop a pint-size incarnation of malice.
>>46853443
According to their traditions, is that dress with that cut considered normal or slutty?
>>46856368
I wonder. If I stuck this thing in a wooden chest, buried the chest, and then dug it up two years later would it still be alive?
>>46857858
That would be slutty at any point in China's history. With a much lower leg slit it would probably have been fine during the Republic.
>>46852336
let's do it
>>46855945
It evolves into >>46853107
>>46857093
Then you leave ME no choice but to politely ask you to not bother coming back.
Also, don't expect to get another game in this town any time soon. 80-90% of the RPG nerds are in the club and those that aren't, know the ones that are. Your name's mud until you get a better attitude.
God, manchildren, amIright?
>>46858149
Gotcha, thank you.
>>46852900
What exactly is that? Whatever kind of a butterly that eventually morphs into must be fucking huge.
>>46852967
holy shit
>>46855661
No. Dire kittens.
>>46859828
UNATCO?
>>46853117
Manticora, the largest type of tiger beetle.
Literally a fucking monster
>>46859859
UCATCO.
>>46853474
THE WORDS! The words the words the words...
>>46855555
Fucking right they run fast
>>46852198
Prepare the hugging cannon!
>>46852198
As long as we aren't human commoners we are fine.
>>46858858
epic?
>>46852284
Reminds me of how I TPKed the party once in the first twenty minutes.
>Level one campaign
>Describing the town the players are walking through on their way to Mercenary Guild.
>Mention there is two cats fighting and a crying girl trying to drag one away.
>Intended it to be nothing more then just a side note or, if they helped the girl, she'd tell them a cave nearby they could investigate.
>Fighter tries to grab cat, gets scratched. No HP loss.
>Fighter cleaves cat in two.
>Girl cries even harder and starts hitting the fighter. 1 HP lost.
>Fighter cleves girl in two.
>Fifteen minutes later the party and thee guards are dead. Blacksmith is badly wounded and another two guards took minor injuries.
>Another five minutes before we stop laughing, I ask them if they can work out what went wrong and we start again.
>>46852366
Such Edge. You cut yourself often?
There's too many of them!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eiHXASgRTcA
>>46852198
I rescue them all and cause the adventure into a halt while I settle up and make up a nice set up where they will never be hungry ever again and will be looked after by henchmen!
And I'll murderhobo my party if they dare say anything, because I'm the min/max on this bitch.
>>46852301
It was a Vampire who, after soloing a SWAT team, almost died to that one housecat, because WoD mechanics.
>>46853047
It's like the insect version of octodad.
>>46852301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKYpECibw5c
>>46852198
>that kitten
>>46853165
Fuck Centipedes.
They are the psychopaths of the insect world.
>>46852874
Fuck that. He's a part-wasp monstrosity, the first harbinger of the apocalypse.
Came for cute got nope.
What the fuck is a dire cat?
>>46863923
It's a cat, but dire.
>>46852198
>pack of dire kittens
Cats don't travel in packs. That's dogs. The collective noun for cats is clowder.
>>46864857
Though to be even more precise, a group of kittens can be called a kindle.
>>46852301
Pretty shitty since I lost my /tg/ folder (and all folders) not too long ago but I remembered enough text to find this shitty picture on google.
>>46865108
And then I forgot to attach the image.
>>46852198
My party got attacked by a room full of cats the session before last. We managed to escape without having to kill any of the cats (they only attacked us when one of us took the cat idol in the middle of the room) and my bard even managed to make a new friend (I was holding one of the cats when everything went violent and thanks to a series of grapple checks I was able to get it out of the room.)
>>46857033
>>46860609
>not wasps
I can't go a fucking week without one of those fuckers stabbing me for no fucking reason.
>>46855630
Shit
>>46859898
why in the world does an unthinking beatle's chitinous armour have a fucking furrowed brow?
>>46860240
my goddamnedheart.
>>46868553
It's unthinkingly angry
>>46865128
Have a non-ant-sized version, anon.
>>46852728
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've heard that elf commoners start with 3 HP, so a cat could actually kill an elf in one round of combat.
>>46864857
Dire cats do.
>>46868553
Because it's the avatar of a cruel, hateful god who wants you to know EXACTLY how pissed it is at you.
>>46866770
We will not go quietly into the night!
>>46852967
Crayfish are freshwater, so it's not from very deep.Also a giant crayfish is basically just a differently colored lobster.
>>46860240
Damn you, Anon.That is too fucking adorable
Roll for initiative.
>>46870016
Nnnnnnnope! Nope, nope, nope!
>>46860240
so adorable
>>46870016
Isn't that thing already kind of a monk? It shoots bubbles of vacuum with the force of a bullet by punching in it's prey's direction, or something like that, right?
>>46870039
The mantis shrimp has already spotted you. There is no escape from its all seeing gaze.
>>46870108
No, that's the aptly named pistol shrimp. The mantis shrimp can only see like 17 colors we can't imagine
>>46870169
>colors we can't imagine
Mantis shrimps on acid.
>>46870227
there's a way to see imaginary colors and my favourite one is called Stygian Blue
>>46870108
No, the vacuum bubble is the pistol shrimp, the mantis shrimp just punches with the force of a .22 rifle
>>46869737
>>46853191
>Tfw you learned that the photographer forced the frog onto the beetle.
That face it's making? It's literally screaming in distress.
>>46870169
>>46870431
They both do it.
>>46870458
Or, its screaming about how sweet it's new ride is
>>46852792
don't listen to the other anon. From the source it says he was stung many times. Man in gif is simply insane.
>>46870431
Cousin had a prawn trawler and we'd get the odd mantis shrimp in the nets
They're actually pretty tasty.
>>46870126
That cat is fucking ice cold. Check out that uncaring look on its face as it's about to murder that bird.
>>46855555
SHINY AND CHITINOUS !
>>46859859
Savage.
>>46871249
Our biochem corpus is far in advance of theirs. Our electronic old men and their flexibility has allowed us to make progress in the mythical city on the hill.
>>46870882
You are the bird anon.
>>46852198
D'AAWWWW!!!
It's all good, my party has a druid. We'd just make friends with and cuddle them.
>>46852792
>>46852874
Weird. I thought they were stinging him just looking at the motions of their abdomens.
>roll a will check
>36
>you fail
>wtf, what do you me-
>you fall into a trance that would enthrall even the most seasoned adventurers.
>you have never encountered a presence as dominate as this.
>you feel your mind go numb as your consciousness fades into a wave of white hot oblivion.
>you are lost forever, and yet time passes too quickly.
>you don't want it to end, but you know it will soon.
>the euphoria lasts an eternity, so long that it turns to dread.
>dread that rivals any horror you have ever faced, and hope of returning to your past life is fading like a drop of wine over a waterfall.
>this is the power of the kitten God, Mittens
>>46865350
That cat is going to kill you in your sleep.
>>46870444
Rural Rangers have a great diversity of potential animal companions, some just can't shake their peasent roots though.
>>46873300
Let this be our finest hour. LET OUR CHILDREN SING OF THIS DAY!
>>46873375
THE EYE OF SAURON WATCHES ALL.
>>46873429
Grummish has blessed us! Victory will be ours this day!
>>46873509
Magikarp is Real!
>>46870016
>Literally dire shrimp
>>46870431
There are kinds of Mantis Shrimp (I can't remember if it's the club or claw kind) that can create the same water explosion that the pistol shrimp does with its punches.
>>46853443
Please, please tell me this part of a porn.
Please.
>>46852198
>someone recording someone recording
>>46871844
Nah he's cool. He already tried to attack me once but I was able to calm him down because I was the only member of the party who hadn't displayed any outright hostility toward him. Realising that it probably wasn't too safe for him to be on his own in an ancient mages college filled with werejackals he decided to follow me around (the fact that I fed him probably helped.) The only member of the party he's outright hostile towards is our monk, who was the one that stole the cat idol.
>>46853047
Why do stick insects always rock back and forth like that?
>>46852525
>your party is beset by a swarm of dire corgis
>>46874328
usually you have a crew to shoot something, with several cameras in case a slightly different angle gives a better result
the second camera probably trained onto the first when they noticed the kitten running towards the cameraman.
>>46874685
Holy shit that's fucking terrifying
The fearsome dire ferret has attacked you party!
Oh shit, where's mama cat?
>>46874501
I assume to mimic the wind blowing branches
>your party is beset by a dire baby harp seal
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FetshU808k8
>>46875096
It's an entire island of cats, anon. Like the bunny island.
>>46855945
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witchetty_grub
>>46873300
>White girl who wants the BBC
>>46875320
>Large Swarm of Dire Hares
That NPC has no chance
>>46874501
To make believe they are just leaves and branches getting moved back and forth by the wind, while surreptitiously moving for real.
>this thread
I CAST FIREBALL
AND I CAST IT AGAIN AND AGAIN
>>46875320
Zombie bunnies
>>46871249
>>46871314
Why contain it?
...
...
...
S'cool!
>>46875092
Don't knock the ferret, they've got insanely sharp teeth. Mate of mine had 3 of them which we'd take out for rabbiting and they're liable to either snuggle or bite the fuck out of you at any given moment.
You sure know if they bite!
Funny, somewhat related story.
Same friend had his house broken into when we where out on the town, came home to find this junkie at the bottom of his staircase bleeding like a motherfucker.
Turns out his flatmates dogs got him
Tore out the Achilles tendon from his ankle and then he'd taken a tumble down a flight of stairs.
The 'dog' in question was sort of a Chihuahua x Silky terrier, a frightful beast which was all of about foot tall
>>46870255
>there's a way to see imaginary colors and my favourite one is called Stygian Blue
what?
>>46875092
that's not a Ferret, that's a Least Weasel(which is the species' actual name)
>>46856368
You know, Camel spiders are fucking amazing to watch, and won't fuck with you at all if you don't fuck with them.
They just get into fucking everything looking for shade.
>>46875479
>Fireball
I CAST FIST
>>46852396
I'd argue that if there were some objects in the area that the animal could hide under/behind it should gain advantage.
So a cat would roll two dice if there was a stool to run under where as a lion that can't physically fit under would not and perhaps roll disadvantage if it tried.
>>46860198
>Fighter cleaves girl in two
My sides
Dear God what a reaction
>>46875320
>the pied piper of Hamelin
>>46852366
Does huffing a Dire kitten soul produce a better high than a regular kitten soul?
>>46855960
Lay off of Jeffrey, h-he tries...
https://youtu.be/m353UIbP5cU
>>46875320
Considering that particular island is where Japan used to have chemical experiments, I won't be surprised if there actually are any mutant bunnies running around
>>46875092
Relevant to your post.
>>46875413
Those don't look so dire.
>>46875320
>>46869608
>train cats to attack elves on sight
>elves that retaliate are to be executed
>elf problem solved forever
>>46874685
My Knowledge (England) check tells me that the Queen is in the area!
>>46870016
No problem.
>>46881035
And he still dies
>>46881438
If he can survive the Mantis Shrimp Terraformar, he can survive the dire version of the base animal.
>>46852198
Being that kittens are Diminutive at best, and we are Small to Large, they will still see us as too big a threat to attack, and likely try to curry favor the way any other cat would.
>>46871672
sounds like shrooms
>>46875325
underrated post
>>46875873
jesus christ how horrifying
>>46879338
I hear their claws are sharp
>>46852792
Wasps are all Khorne worshippers.Stinging for the Stinging God!
>>46853191
>>Bring me closer so I can slap them with my tongue!
>>46870016
>you are already dead
>>46852366
You forgot about the soap
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>46852198
I roll to charm them
>>46885625
Oh no
>>46855555
Witnessed
>>46870051
Very little war happened that night.
>>46887536
why make war when you can makeqt meme pics
>>46870573
they are a cantonese specialty
they are called lailiuha (pissing shrimp) because they spray water on you when you try and grab them.
>>46879552
>can't manage elves
>pass law making them illegal
>problem solved
Found the democrat.
>>46853152
From the /ck/ thread about this bug.
>>46870882
Just another target.
Nothin' personnel, sparrow.
>>46852198
>your party is beset by a tarantula wizard
>>46852525
Cats are cute
>>46855555
Checked
>>46875911
not that anon, but, try this, and read the entire thing.
http://imgur.com/gallery/v4tj5
>mfw this entire thread
>>46874685
Why wouldn't we try to tame them? The normal ones are good enough for fairies, dire ones would make great mounts.
>>46852198
My ranger is half-built around animal handling, turns into a wolf for fun, our wizard has a cat familiar, and even if the two of them can't handle themwe have hellhounds that love us oh so dearly
>>46852525
Thankfully some of our main weapons are poison gas and LOTS OF FIRE!
>>46874685
The hellhounds just got new friends to play with.
>>46875092
And now my character's hawk has a scarf.
>>46891100
Naturally we bro out over the insect infestation that got in our party base's basement.
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>>46852338
One of my fucking players made his character into a goddamn Tibit. If you don't know what a Tibit is, it's essentially a gnome that can turn into a common house cat at will. By doing this his character gains certain buffs and debuffs. For example, in his cat form he has a higher AC and a bonus to his hide and move silently skill, but he has a lower speed stat and a lower strength modifier. But somehow, this fucker only kills things in his goddamn piece-of-shit cat form. He keeps getting higher rolls in his cat form than in his regular form and kills shit a normal house cat shouldn't be able to kill. Ill give an example on some of the shit he pulls off
>last week the PCs found an ancient Egyptian styled pyramid in the middle of the desert.
>The party decied to split so they can cover more ground.
>Catfuck'mcgee and another PC walk into a large room with a statue of Ra at the end
>They trigger a trap that causes the statue to awake and attack them
>Other PC falls unconscious with the statue at half HP
>Catfuck'mcgee's turn, he rolls and gets a nat-20.
>he's able to do enough damage to essentially blow the statue's leg into smithereens
>it's still alive and try's to attack him, misses due to Catfuck'mcgee's high AC
>Catfuck'mcgee attacks again, is able to hit it.
>a common house cat kills a 12-foot tall magical statue in the shape of Ra.
>I have to explain in detail how he kills it
>MFW he does this shit, and he's going to keep doing it
>>46893557
>animal with stubby legs
>good mount.
>>46895545
But they're so cute.
>>46853191
Mr. Toad's evil step-brother.
>>46891100
check'd
whatever happened to the spider wizard threads? they were fun as shit until canonicity got disputed
>>46852525
So, hornets?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afSOka8UUPY
>>46853152
I wonder how it tastes roasted and in garlic sauce.
>>46853191
Rhinoceros beetles are the coolest insect.
Last time I played with a fantasy setting I specifically made giant rhinoceros beetles the common pack animal.
They're like an even cooler version of triceratops.
>>46856368
10 legs?
>>46870016
Maymays: the creature.
>>46897296
9 vaganias.
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>>46895993
You know wasps aren't actually that awful.
When on vacation, we ate outside and i used to feed them with tiny bits of ham, bread and fruit. They're usually really nice.
The only time i was ever stung by anything was a few years before that when a wasp or a bee tried to take a bite from my sandwich at the same place and at the same time i was.
