Your BBEG is now Wu Tang Clan
Can your players overcome their shaolin mastery and skills?
>>46829129
No idea who they are, but I'm really tempted to make some kind of /pol/ level joke upon seeing your pic, OP.
You know what they say, Wu Tang Clan is not a group you want to annoy or pester.
I win by choosing not to annoy or pester them, preventing a conflict entirely.
>>46829129
>atomic bombs that are so indescribable that philosophy and rationality cannot describe them.
No. Their skills are too great.
>>46829129
They might be able to take them individual, but as a group, particularly if RZA is calling the shots?
No. Emphatically no.
>>46829129
As a wise man once said, Wu Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with. And following this sage advice, my party flees it
>>46829129
Well, if the BBEG is the Wu Tang Clan, my player are probably a team of hitmen all cloned from Martin Shkrelli's DNA. So yes, they can overcome shaolin mastery through pure murderhoboing.
Whoa-hoho, I'm listening to ODB at this very second. What a thrill.
No. Another crew cut by the wu-tang sword.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8keTv_vpwLc
As you walk through the forest, a familiar beat starts to ring out.
What do you do?
>>46829129
You dont fuck with a snipa hypa off the ginseng root.
Let alone a whole clan.
>>46829129
Fight 'em? Fuck that, my players probably try to JOIN the Wu-Tang.
Better question: What fetch-quest do they send my group on?
>>46830787
Recollet dirty ol bastard sacred couch from his abandoned shaolin lair so that it is burried alongside him
>>46829297
They've lost their invincibility along with ODB.
>>46829151
>no idea who they are
Look them up, learn a thing, broaden your horizons. They are pretty huge.
>>46830787
That record. You know the one.
They want it back. The people must hear.
>>46829129
I take them all out.
With one hand behind my back.
>>46829151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owuxAQdr8kg
>>46829151
>Hurr durr I'm an internet toughguy racist who has never heard of one of those notorious/popular/commercial hip hop groups of the past 20 years.
As my man the ODB (rest his soul) would say, nugga please.