Mammalians suck (each other's nipples, I mean what even are those?) Reptilians were here before you, and we'll be here after you all kill each other.
All we need to do is wait. We can outwait and outlast you in any situation, be it underwater or on land, in feast or famine. Our skin is armor, while you must fashion your own protection. Your reproductive organs are external and vulnerable, but our creator made no such mistake with ours. Your females must carry a useless, fatty burden upon their chests, but not ours. Your young are helpless for years after they are born, but ours can hunt from the day they hatch. (That's another thing - your reproductive cycle incapacitates you for months, but ours does no such thing.)
How can mammalians even compete?
>>46819767
>How can mammalians even compete?
Winter happens.
Well we'll eat your eggs for one.
Throw rocks at the nest while you're not looking.
Distract you with volleys while we send in rats to break the shells.
Really the fact one stage of your life is "very fragile rocks" is one of your greater weaknesses.
We can live in places that gets a little snow once in a while.
>>46819767
We can fight when it's cloudy. And our brains aren't nut-sized.
>>46819767
Warm blooded, motherfucker!
>>46819837
Wait what? Cloud cover fucks with lizzies?
>>46819792
/thread
>>46819806
>Really the fact one stage of your life is "very fragile rocks" is one of your greater weaknesses.
Babies are objectively worse than eggs.
>>46819897
I dunno, most babies contain more nutrition than similarly sized eggs.
>>46819792
Not everywhere. And really, only mammalians are bullheaded enough to choose to live in such inhospitable conditions.
At least my dick and balls are externally, bitch.
>>46819942
>inhospitable
>he says as many frigid places have a valid ecosystem
Just because you can't handle what is barely even nippy doesn't make it inhospitable, you damn snake.
>>46819897
I didn't know eggs hatched into adults.
All this talk about baby and eggs is reminding me of that franken fran manga chapter for some reason.
>>46819948
All the better for kicking you in them.
Also... I'll let you in on a little secret... I have -two- dicks.
>>46819877
It inhibits their ability to warm up their bodies in the morning on cooler days. Makes them vulnerable.
>Reptiles outnumber as 4:1
>Attack just before dawn
>Massive lizard army desiccated.
>>46819877
Cause sunshine is warm and shit, you know? So when no sunshine it ain't so nice and warm right? So them fuckers is like "oh no, nigga, turn on the toaster and put your hands near it!" cause they cold. And shit.
>>46820043
How did you know I was black?
>>46819996
Hi, everyone.
>>46820062
After extensive research into the typing patterns and inflection in the usage of the English language I have determined a way to know whether or not someone is black.
Typically by saying something and waiting for someone to say they are black.
It is accurate 8/10.
>>46819912
I don't know if thats true. An egg is just like 90% pure nutrients for baby. Baby sized egg would be better food than a baby sized baby.
>>46820106
>he's never had genuine baby before
>>46820077
The penis is in the cloaca though, Doc.
>>46820077
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenis
>>46820119
I meant nutritionally. Plus I like eggs quite a bit. I'd go with one giant egg than a giant piece of pork.
>>46819975
If you wanna be that way, neither do babies.
>>46820008
Considering where they live, I'd expect the mammals to find themselves a little more desiccated, tbphwyf
>>46820154
>comparing a single cut of meat to the diverse selection of delicious and succulent meat that is the entirety of a baby body
It's like, hey man, you can like that goop that tastes the same throughout, you just have to cook it first and probably season the shit out of it.
But I like the convenience of being able to carry around a baby and say "I want baby liver today" and just eat its liver. Then, maybe I'll want to sample the brain or eyes.
I like the options, and it can taste good uncooked.
>>46820226
>literally doesn't know about the mammals that already live in desert environments
I didn't know reptiles were legitimately retarded.
>>46820226
I will marry a snake woman some day. I believe in my dreams.
It slices! It dices! It's man's new best friend!
>>46820226
>he thinks that lizards would live deep in death valley or atacama with literally no water
Nigger are you stupid? You know how easy it would be to find where the snakes live in the desert?
Near the fucking water. Being a reptile doesn't mean you don't need water you fucking NEET.
REEEEEEEEEEEE
I have no idea what we are talking about.
>>46819767
Hogwash. Synapsids diverged very early on from Sauropsids. Lizards are neither more primitive nor more advanced.
>We can outwait and outlast you in any situation.
What is persistence hunting and sweat glands?
>Our skin is armor, while you must fashion your own protection.
Did you know that mammal leather is preferred to reptile leather because mammals have thicker skin?
>>46820090
Go away, you guys don't fight fair
>>46820377
Was it rape
>>46820690
Yes.
>>46819767
Scalie theead?
Also, adaptability mother fucker, learn it.
>>46821101
I'd like to see a mammal try to adapt to only eating once every couple of months.
You are all terrible and should feel bad.
Go take some biology classes. At least look at the tree of life peoject.
Reptiles don't have emotions, or higher brain functions. They are only a minor step above insects or rocks, mammals win by default.
>Mammals
>Reptiles
>Winning in any contest against the passage of time.
>Laughing-cephalopods.png
>But the lizard men will freeze!
Fire?
Why hasn't anyone mentioned this?
>>46822156
Yeah, lizards burn too, good point.
>>46822301
10/10
>>46821247
Constantly having to search for food is a great boost to developing more powerful brains.
Eating once every couple of months sucks in retrospect, nothing to be jealous about.
>>46823288
If we're talking lizard people, it's safe to assume they have cognitive brain functions, are sentient sapient, and can think on higher levels similar to humans. If this is true, in this instance eating less is more beneficial in the long run though most likely they'll be consuming roughly the same amount of food as us due to energy usage and shit.
Also on the eggs thing, again if they're sentient sapient, a lizard person hatchling is a lot more beneficial than a human babby, since a hatchling is effectively just a tiny lizard person who can do everything an adult lizard person can do to some degree after a couple of days if they're anything like their unintelligent cousins, unlike a human babby which requires several years worth of development to be able to do anything. Though this could be countered by however long it takes for the development period of eggs. If a lizardlady pumps out like, 5 eggs a month and at least 1 of those eggs makes to adulthood, then that's just a straight win for lizard people, but if the egg takes a 2 years and a lizardlady only farts out an egg once a year, then humanity wins in that department
>>46819767
Higher functioning brains along with warm blood and fancy biology. Have fun not burping lizard
>>46819767
For fuck's sake Craig, we agreed they get the 'orrible cold bits and we get the lovely toasty bits. Sit down and eat yer dwarf.
>>46823631
It was my understanding that human children's brains requiring so long to develop was a consequence of intelligence, which would presumably mean intelligent reptilians would also require a similarly prolonged formative period.
Course, I could be mistaken.
>>46823763
This is true, it's also the reason women have brutal periods and debilitating and life threatening pregnancies and shit.
In the end it really just depends on the setting and what the author/GM wants to do with lizard people.
>>46823763
That seems reasonable, but as always, trying to apply known rules of real-world biology to creatures that may well have been willed out of the aether by gods strikes me as fairly silly.
>>46819792
/thread
>>46819767
Shut up, Hilary.
>>46820176
Baby > child > adolescent > adult
vs
egg > baby > child > adolescent > adult
>>46819767
>We can outwait and outlast you in any situation
Except winter.
>>46819767
>we wuz dinosaurs
>>46826194
Or night.
Huh. Would that make mammalian creatures the reptilian equivalent to humanity's various folktales of monsters who attack from cold and dark places?
>>46819767
a mammal wrote this post
>>46819767
We are all united under the thirst for knowledge and united history.
We as a people should live to serve the world, to preserve and maintain it and all who inhabit it. Working together, we can and will ensure our various civilizations flourish in wealth and science. Our weaknesses can only be attributed to our biological differences. Together we can strengthen and enforce our shortcomings
It is not in our best interest to compete, but to work together, for the betterment of all.
>>46826287
Only if they murder you while you're also trying to take a nap because you're a lazy and inferior reptile who can't even form a developed and organized society because the R complex in your dumb lizard brain tells you to eat everybody else's children.
>>46826356
Filthy liar.
In a war against mammals, reptiles would skin mammals to keep warm.
![chrono101[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7Ch143k.jpg "chrono101[1].jpg")
>>46819767
![101-CT-1510[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6gDgXLz.png "101-CT-1510[1].png")
>>46829621
>>46819792
>>46826356
>a mammal wrote this post
This is 4chan, the truth would surprise you.Captcha: Select all trees. mfw
HEY LIZARDS!
Haven't you heard the sensation eradicating all life on the planet from orbit?
HFY baby! Let's throw it all up now.
>>46819767
no, anon, you're the mammal
>>46823763
Humans have large heads, becuse of the brains and small hips, because they are bipedal, as a result, they have to be ejected prematurely. That's why there are human babies, other mammals work as smaller versions of an adult hours after birth.
I'm not sure how this would be affected by egg-laying.
> ywn have a lusty argonian as your wife.
> she will never happily polish your spear as you polish her tail.
> she will never coo and moan your name as she leglocks you while you put your spear into her place and release your lust.
> she will never hug and lick you all over the place and get caressed and patted lovingly on her head.
> you will never embrace each other as you enter the sleep and wake up with each other intertwined in your sleeping room.
![images[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SF57C4E.jpg "images[1].jpg")
>>46830126
>can't even follow the story
>>46819942
He says from his claustophobic sweltering jungle full of parasites, poisonous plants, venomous snakes and bugs, huge athletic carnivores. Or his scorching dry ass desert, full of venomous snakes and bugs and not a lot of anything else.
Are you fucking crazy lizard brain?
>>46830196
> ywn have a loving sentient and consenting person of your preferred gender, even if it is not human.
Capiche?
I cast Ice Age.
Your move chump.
>>46830096
>other mammals work as smaller versions of an adult hours after birth.
If by other mammals you're only referring to the largest of mammals and forgetting all those species who raise lots of incapable puppies
>>46830315
Feathers
>>46830477
Ibet it isn't even a female.
>>46830548
I mean, I did a muscular version as well.
>>46830581
I bet it isn't even female.
>>46819792
>muh coldblooded synapsids
>>46830700
DIAPSIDS. Oh god. I'm ashamed
>>46830684
It's a male, yeah.
I am fond of androgynous appearances on creatures.
>>46821247
>hibernating mammals
>>46830719
and I am a horny bastard
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>46830739
Were you expecting a female?
>>46829045
But that wouldn't fucking work. Clothes don't generate heat, they trap heat. Reptiles don't generate (much) heat, so there's nothing to trap, so clothes don't do shit for them.
A mammal will get more out of a coat of reptile leather than a reptile would get out of a luxurious winter fur coat.
>>46830338
>burds
>reptiles
nigga they dinosaurs. And dinosaurs are warm blooded.
A reptile with feathers is just fashionable.
>>46819767Lizards don't know about our nanoprobe converters.
>>46819767
Grow some warm blood, scaly loser.
>>46831089
He might have a five headed penis.
>>46828261
What about these guys though? I hear they're pretty smart, quite social and literally dinosaurs.
>>46831179
corvids are too bro-tier to take sides in a mammal-reptile conflict. they just want to be everyone's friend and eat the dead.
>>46819767
I got a car you spear chucker. Check mate.
>>46819767
We breed faster
Enjoy being outnumbered reptilian losers
>>46819767
Well you got smaller brains than us.
Well just outsmart you.
>>46822156
Which still would put them in a massive dissadvantage since most of their effort goes into building fires everywhere.
And its not like it would be a small fire either.
>reptilefags
>not being insect/arachnid master race
We also have the best monstergirls.
>>46831179
dinosaurs are not reptiles, and they are not mammals, as such they are a neutral third party.
the fish side with the lizards though, but the whales will take care of them.
>>46823631
>If we're talking lizard people, it's safe to assume they have cognitive brain functions, are sentient sapient, and can think on higher levels similar to humans
Not necesarily. Most settings put them as older than, yet less advanced than other species.
They could be smart and do the talk. But they most likely do the walk.
>>46831179
No they just sit in high places and scream.
Not even in different tones or ways, just sit,shit and scream.
>>46819767
I have boots made of your grandma.
Fight me, scalefag.
>>46831406
>the whales will take care of them.
Because they are rad.
>>46831179
FUCKING. BASED. CROWS.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>46819767
INT makes them compete
>>46832575
>I came out of the ocean and grew legs because you need to stop
>>46831353
>having your skeletons on the outside where they can't surprise and spook people
PLEBS
>>46831406
>The fish will have to fight dolphins
The poor bastards.I almost feel bad for them.
DESPAIR, FOOLISH ANIMALS! ALL KINGDOMS WILL BOW BEFORE THE KINGDOM OF FUNGI!
>>46820232
>not letting an egg mature to enjoy baby and egg
An egg is a self feeding baby.
You have to feed live young before you can get a nice meal.
What a burden.
>>46819767
>We can outwait and outlast you in any situation,
Cold blooded says thats a lie, its pretty much the opposite of whats true honestly.
Crustaceans>Reptiles and Mammals
>>46834810
Is that your OC?
>>46834978
Crustaceans and Arachnids > Insects >>>> Reptiles and Mammals
>>46832575
>>46835856
I found that far more amusing than it should be.
I was disappointed that there are no lizard boobs in this thread. Breasts on non-mammals are awesome, and scaly boobs are best.
>lizards can't deal with cold lol
Reptiles can cope just fine with getting a little cold. Mammals, on the other hand, get into a whole world of trouble if their body temp drops.
Not so hot now, are you?
>>46836833
>only one axis is numbered
>>46836833
>All mammals are like mice
1. I am pretty hot right now. It all thanks to this fur coat.
2. Nigger you are dumb if you think a mouse represents all mammals, including polar bears, whales, and fucking Humans.
>>46837241
Other mammals are basically big mice.
>>46837285
I don't see a mouse building skyscrapers and shit. Do you? I don't see a mouse living underwater for hours. Do you? So no other mammals are not big mice. Reptiles are fucked.
>>46837352
Why are you even arguing with the scalies?
>>46837390
Because I wish to destroy them mentally.
>>46819767
>How can mammalians even compete?
By turning on the air conditioning?
>>46820090
Told you about coming around here, bro.
>>46830096
>I'm not sure how this would be affected by egg-laying.
It can either way.
Some live birthing animals give birth to young that can be up and moving very quickly (ungulates, cetaceans), while others give birth to young that takes much time to develop (marsupials, rodents, etc).
Some egglaying animals' young is are capable of running around shortly after birth (ground birds, reptiles) while others are helpless big headed blind and practically immobile (most other birds, monotremes).
And there's lots of in-betweens; animals capable of moving about, but nowhere near capable of surviving without an adult watching over them.
>>46829637
Nah, just alien planet parasites
This thread sure is dumb.
>>46837584
Well, that's a good enough reason. Continue on good Sir.
>>46819767
>doesn't plan to attack anyone
>plans on waiting for humanity's mutual destruction
Ok, if all humans die off and it wasn't caused by you then go ahead take the world. You might need a sweater though, it can get cold sometimes outside your tropical Aztecesque jungle cities.
>>46836833
lot more difficult to lower a mammals body temperature than a reptiles
>>46838192
Microorganisms please go.
>>46831353
good luck not getting stabbed while you molt, faggot
>>46819767
as much as i love scaly shit and would bang the fuck out of a lizardmen's slit
git rekt, there's a reason you're shitposting on 4chan, made by a human, on an internet, with a computer, from a warm home, that's not made of shit
its human technology all the way down and meanwhile lizards are comfy in my terrarium, enjoying the fake warmth of a fake sun overhead
all provided by humans
>>46819767
By making weapons/armor out of steel and fortresses out of stone. There is reason you are wearing a loincloth. It is because you are lower class of animal compared to mammals. The most numerous mammals out there, the Humans, can build attack satellite out in space and proceed to destroy your little mud houses without even leaving their homes.
You see this picture? You fucking Reptilians can't even look this good while singing. Hell you guys can't even fucking sing properly. All you are good at is eating, sleeping, and making babies like a lower class animal.
>>46842437
You think we would even want to look like that. Mammals are so weird.
>All you are good at is eating, sleeping, and making babies like a lower class animal.
All mammalian endeavor is to facilitate the same.
>>46827258
>>46821972
>doesn't know about the higher reptiles that are capable of some level of emotion
It must suck to be ignorant of the best reptiles.
>tfw will never find an awesome lizardman bro
>you will never go on awesome adventures with your lizardman bro>you will never be held down and have your brains fucked out by your lizardman bro each night
Life is suffering
>>46842809
And? What's your point? Your shitty mud house is getting nuked from space by a mammal species called Humans. You lower animals are still fucked like the low breed you are. The World belongs to Mammalian species.
>>46844860
As a fellow lizardman, I would welcome any mammal to share their warmth with me in the night, forget that OP fool request of domination when we can be friends
>>46844996
>But I'm a guy!
>Not tonight you're not.
>>46844996
>>46845105
>fucking a lizardman
>not letting him have his way with your ass
>not cumming from his reptilian cock bashing your prostate as his hips slap against your ass
What are you, some kind of faggot?
>>46835008
All signs point to a resounding "Yes."degeneracy is hilarious
>>46844996
Is there more to this pic? I need to know for reasons... like science and such...
Scalefags pls go
>>46845252
Humans are the dominant species in all instances.
You're not a disgusting race traitor are you?
>>46845761
humans are so dominant that they don't need to worry about competing and can perfectly take a lizardboy lover without effecting the status quo. Stop worrying.
The herons throw in with the reptiles.
>>46845266
fellow scientist such as myself, you might be interested to knownothing else to this pic that I know of. it was probably the only picture out of that folder i could post on a catholic board such as this
>>46845103
except for that retarded neck, which I assume is either because its a WIP or its usually meant to be worn underneath armor for LARP, this is genuinely a good thing
is there more to this?any strategically placed holes to exploit his vulnerability?
>>46841520
>as much as i love scaly shit and would bang the fuck out of a lizardmen's slit
>>46827258
Hnnnnghh... I think I found my new husbando
>>46849574
pssshh
disrespecting best scaled husbando right here
>>46844996
>>46827258
>play for 2+ hours
>never even see a rival civ
>somehow these fucks win ever diplomacy motion
>>46849701
They are the diplomacy race.
They can and will force you into an alliance.
>>46849877
But we haven't even spoken!
>>46849963
One of their race bonuses is that they already know where everyone's starting position is, ergo, they already know you from turn one.
>Well connected: Gives the Empire the knowledge of the starting position of every player.
>Being an ancient race with ties to all the other peoples of Auriga, this empire knows the location of every other race's capital.
http://endless-legend.wikia.com/wiki/Drakken
>>46838192
noot noot
>>46838192
>prolapsegolem.gif
>>46849605
Who is that?
>>46850017
>>46845265
So where can I chat with ye?
>>46850036
fo shame
its Grigori from Dragon's Dildo
>>46845265if that is indeed your art, make some lewds of him
>>46850531
I just wanted to chat with some individual from here because a good number of the scalefags I stumbled across tend to hump my leg for that particular reason.
>>46850570
What else are you gonna talk about with someone from /tg/ if not ERP?
Traditional games?
Don't be silly.
>>46850813
I love sharing character art, stories, and other bits relating to the community. I may be a scalefag, but I can throw a conversation without having to resort to such an endeavor. I've done story driven Rps in the past, though.
>>46850570
you're probably underestimating the amount of scalefags this kind of thread tends to attract
>>46850848
i'd love sharing things like that but i'm really mostly into this stuff for the lewds, i can't stand the community in general
>>46851040
You're most likely right. I already posted line art of stuffs, and people I know already desire lewd versions.
>>46830126
> put your spear into her place
> lick you all over the place
> you enter the sleep
> your sleeping room
Good. "story" bro.
>>46830126
>as you enter the sleep
i dunno man, that sounds like some sneaky Vaermina shit there
>>46819767
Hey Mister Reptile! Why don't you ever come to visit?
>>46852051
Get out of here, even as a mammal myself I'd never come visit you.
1. Bears suck
2. Fuck the cold, if it's below 70 it's too cold
3. 85-95 degrees is the best temperature range
4. Bears suck
>>46842437
>anime image named "mammals superior!"
How do I become a reptile?
>>46852704
>imperical
>human
Kek, use real messurements warmthcunt.
>>46851550
Værmina, surely?
>>46854262
>real measurements for air temperature
>the difference between 10 C and 11 C is big enough that I only need a jacket with 11 and I need a sweater with 10
Come back when your weather reports actually mean something.
>>46852813
Carefully
>>46854868
Oh go suck a barbed penis, mammal lover.
>>46855256
>needing a jacket at 11 C
Come back when you can successfully thermoregulate
>>46855256
>needs a jacket
>meanwhile I'm having a smoke on my front steps in my shorts at 7.2C
>>46857935
I bet you're Scottish or some other immune-to-cold freak of nature.
>>46860658
From Wisconsin, so probably the latter
>>46860960
kinda looks more like a skaven then a lizardmen tbqhfam
would still hit it
>>46820944
I don't think so it was just eating it.
>>46861292
With a mace.
>>46861780
or my sword, whatever suits your measurements
>>46861855
I dunno man, with a sword you're kinda relying on cutting power but that thing's hide looks pretty tough, blunt impact force seems like the way to go.
>>46861920
with your sword you can penetrate his most defenseless bits
there's always that tiny spot that's just an unprotected hole for you to PLUNGE right in and ravage him
hell it worked with fucking smaug its going to work with scalyboy
>>46862092
Clarify for me, are we talking about dicks here?
>>46862151
this is a blue board, where do you think you areonly he can claim to add an s there
>>46830338
Best combination
Here's a much older piece.
>>46845367
But /tg/ is my home
>>46862671
Cute but are those just ornaments on his skullcap or like, hair and shit?
Those fluffy handlebars are very wrll placed though. Hope his cap is set hard on his face, im going for a ride and those are my reins
>>46819767
We cant hunt day one but ten years later we sure as hell can turn you into boots
Mammals please go
>>46849877
What I want to know is where the fuck does their brain go? Their skulls are neither large enough or correctly shaped to house a sapient-intelligence level brain.
>>46864920
They are very dense
>>46864920
Because this is realism
>>46864950
Looks like a Zika virus baby to me.
>>46864920
Humans only use about 10% of their brain, right?
Reptilian brains are more efficient, so are smaller.
>>46864920
They(The following is an actual spoiler by the way)as well ans ALL beings on the planet, were created in bio-vats by the Endless. The endless likely found a way to both shrink and amplify brain power as part of their experimentation.
You should read up on the lore. It's really interesting.
>>46864950
>dense brain tissue
you don't know how brains work
>>46867102
You are correct
I have absolutely no idea
>>46820442
haha so random LOL!
>>46864950
For you.
>>46868279
What's the next step in your evolution?
WE SPACE LIZARDS NOW
>>46871025
I would rather stay classy.
>>46864920
that's awfully mammalcentric thinking you've got there. I bet you think other life forms can't function without opposable thumbs, too.
>>46819767
That's because we don't actually compete with you up front, we have these flying guys to do that job for us.
>>46871196
>>46871025
I used to have a bunch of art of a buff blue lizard girl who was, like, a modern day soldier. Do you have any of that? I lost it all in a reformat.
>>46873644
>46873644
Nope.
This is just my character.
>>46873685
not just a furfag, but an unhelpful furfag.
yiff in hell
>>46819792
FPBP
>>46873756
Not into the community oh-so much, sorry.
>>46865793
Please tell me you're joking...
>>46873826
He can't help it, he's only using 10% of his brain.
>>46873853
Why borderline lewds
>>46873853
I wanna grab dem buns
On the other hand, she probably smells like rotting swamp feces. Damp reptiles smell just awful.
>>46871025
I like him, he looks cheery! Who's the artist?
>>46849963
>>46849877
Oh, they don't know YOU, necessarily. But they know your ancestors: what they liked, what they disliked, where they lived, how they lived... and what they did.
Drakken chronicles of history can very easily be used as blackmail material on any race that gets uppity with them, especially since all that knowledge includes knowing which enemies would very much like to know that there used to be an extensive series of caves beneath your capital, which no longer see use but still have opening all throughout the city. And where the entrance to said cave system is.
And there's no guarantee that YOU know about those caves either, depending on how old the city is.
Also their military is no joke, so they can back up their words with force if pressed.
>>46874574
I like how they break the trope of reptilian races being barbaric and primitive.
>>46865886
All besides the necrophages, mind you.
>>46834348
>None fungus based organisms will never live in cooperation with their architecture
Absolutely disgusting.
>>46873644
This is the closest one I have.
Hmm five against one doesn't seem very fair
>>46819767
Enjoy getting infected by fungi and dying like little bitches while our hot blood burns them to death before they can even gain a foothold in our bodies.
>>46875751
Alright then you scaly bastard, 1v1 me and see what happens.
Boy am I glad dragons don't exist, so you definitely should not seek them out and slay them and skin them for their precious scales.
Because they don't exist.
Haha.
Don't.
>>46834348
Except that anything around 40 degrees celsius kills almost all fungi. Guess which animals have blood that hot? That's right, mammals and birds. FEAR OUR BURNING BLOOD
>>46875587
I wonder what offer of the day is.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AwzhP0c.png "latest[1].png")
>>46876436
Wait a minute...
>fungi are bad at heat
>can't coexist with human blood
>usually parasitic
>hamon uses the power of blood to channel heat
VAMPIRES ARE FUNGI!
ARAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>46873644
Do you have anything more specific? There are a lot of blue lizard girls who look like soldiers.
Like, a lot.
we may not be the fastest but we can run the longest
![BI4U7NR[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6rzD78v.jpg "BI4U7NR[1].jpg")
Where do I sign up to join the master race?
>>46876511
Lift your tail.
![1448157571357[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o4WEElJ.jpg "1448157571357[1].jpg")
>>46876521
OK what next? Tell me quick this is really uncomfortable.
>>46876596
Bite the pillow.
![624cb509350d449a0c7d5243bef1e52a_t300[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GSPtp0L.jpg "624cb509350d449a0c7d5243bef1e52a_t300[1].jpg")
>>46876614
OK it's bitten. Didn't appreciate it very much but I think it'll understand. Am I a sanctioned knight of the Scaled Forces yet?
>>46876477
She wears a uniform in some pics, mostly she's got a black tank top, huge tits, bare head (no frills or hair), pretty sure she's got a tail. She's buff as hell, too, but not like "muscle girl" buff. Biceps and abs, but no huge pecs or anything. Not that I remember, anyway.
>>46876659
Are you feeling anything as of now?
![hqdefault[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sgrtW9c.jpg "hqdefault[2].jpg")
>>46876676
Only the barely contained urge to rip and tear, so nothing new.
>>46876766
Just remain still, or there may be tearing.
>>46874086
>she probably smells like rotting swamp feces
You'll grow accustomed to it, and love it.
>>46876433
>>46876915
Don't you agree my fellow soft skinned human being of no draconian heritage whatsoever? It sure is great not having very valuable materials that could be crafted into sturdy armor or anything. Just good old skin and cartilage and webbings like us humans are oft to have.
