What magical powers should this ring have?
The power to rule them all.
That, and maybe some invisibility if that's not enough.
Making abstract patterns in wax seals.
>>46794648
Power to command any member of the Pathfinder society.
>>46794648
okay, I'm pretty sure that this is not a Loss
>>46795158
>wax seals
>not some fool's face
>>46794648
The power to indicate citizenship of the GREATEST REPUBLIC THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN.
>>46794648
>Supreme Ring of Circling
>This artifact uses ancient and forbidden magics to adhere to your finger, providing the ultimate in decorative properties
>>46795179
You'd want much deeper and edgier designs for that.
And probably have the pattern embossed rather than debossed so it both hurts more and makes the pattern much more well-defined.
>>46795158
>>46794648
>The Marked Rings are common amongst high-level members of the Thieves' Guild, and allow its wearer to place a "mark" upon any person that only other ring-wearers can see.
What does this remote control do?
>>46794648
Absorbs magic damage in place of the wearer, breaking when it absorbs enough. Which is why the band appears to be broken.
>>46795254
Temporarily changes the weight, time, and color of whatever its pointing at. the first two buttons are for heavier and lighter, the third button is to change to the color you're thinking of, and the last button is a pause/play button.
>>46795254
An artifact that automatically dispels color based spells.
>>46795254
>When pointed at any garage door, allows access to any one of four extra-dimensional spaces just large enough for a car and some junk.
What does this cummerbund do?
>>46795420
No one has ever found out.
>>46795420
Cummerbund Of Cammerflaggey
>Allows the wearer to be invisible, but only at black-tie events
what does this wooden axe do?
>>46795530
it cuts through metal like it was wood
>>46795530
It's a relgious symbol of Xom, the god of lolrandum. It does different things every time it's used.
What does this church do?
>>46795563
>>46795543
>It does different things every time its used.
How about it cuts through different materials like wood but the material changes every use
>>46795618
It has snakes, probably
What does this google eyes do?
>>46795618
The church is actually an old snake god who slowly feeds on peoples faith, much like a regular snake slowly digests. Because the faith is being eaten by the snake instead of by god, god causes storms and other disasters which ironically cause people to more fervently pray at what they believe is a regular church.
>>46795667
Causes whatever they are placed on to animate and run around in a silly fashion. Do not, for any reason, place these googly eyes on top of other mundane googly eyes.
>>46795667
when placed on something, it causes the placer to hallucinate that he is repeating the same 10 seconds for all eternity
>>46795667
Clearly they ate imbued with animate inanimate object
What does this harmonica do?
>>46795618
It's a church to revive faith I kukalkan and other benevolent snake deities after finding that the Bible was edited to make the snake evil to discredit snake based faiths
>>46795254
It summons Brazilians in various colors, and can mute them at will.
>>46795667
>Eyes of Capricious Animation, animates medium-sized objects as long as the eyes are affixed to the object. The resulting construct has a random, but usually humorous, obsession which it will pursue unendingly. It is incapable of communication, verbal or otherwise, and even if it could understand it's creator it wouldn't care to follow their orders.
>>46795736
Causes all other harmonicas in a 1 mile radius to play the same thing this harmonica does and carry the same effect, which can lead to 'harmonica chaining'.
>>46795736
It makes people dance like the pied piper, but must be used to its muscle genre correctly
What does this cat do?
>>46795736
when a specific melody is played, it summons a illusory band capable of playing any song at virtuoso level (but only using harmonicas)
>>46795772
Kill 1d6 commoners per round.
>>46795772
acts like a smug prick
What does this skeleton do?
minus 4 to jewellery crafting rolls
what is this /tg/?
>>46795772
Whenever this cat grooms something a small giggling noise can be heard from random various locations just out of sight; closets, under the bed, outside the window, etc. No entity has ever been detected. Cat has a tendency to groom for long periods of time at random, and will attempt to groom other creatures and objects.
>>46795836
The porcupine's dilemma.C'mon anon, let me give you a hug
>>46795836
Anti-vore suit.
>>46795772
Has a faggy wallet
>>46795836
Pain geist, a specific form of Revenants who seeks to inflict the pain of its death on those it thinks responcible
>>46795836
+5 to any attempt to help ill spider girls.
>>46795815
Thats not a skeleton, it's a bunch of mineral rock sediment shaped like a skeleton
>>46795867
1d6 damage in 3 ft on successful tumble checks?
>>46795882
that's not a bunch of mineral rock sediment shaped like a skeleton, it's a plaster moulding of a bunch of mineral rock sediment shaped like a skeleton
>>46795882
No it's plaster.
>>46795882
If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?
The poster obviously chose to consider 'a bunch of mineral rock sediment shaped like a skeleton' to be 'a skeleton' for the purposes of this thread, you pedantic autist.
>>46795896
>>46795893
Wow.... museums are sad... can't even display real fossils
>>46795938
well, what would you do if some drunk asshole broke through the glass and smashed a literally one-of-a-kind piece that's millions of years old?
>>46795815
>This small dinosaur skeleton is animate and, once all day's visitors have left, has its run of the museum. While generally non-violent, it seems to have a great fondness for mischief and mayhem.
What does this bowl do?
>>46795938
To get it to hold together they have to put pins through the plaster or affix metal wire, however they don't want to damage the fossils. The real fossils are also much heavier than the plaster thus requiring even more support that can be difficult to apply. There is also the issue that the fossils are worth a hell of a lot of money and if it's accessible to the average museum goer it's possible it will get damaged by them.
>>46795938
Many gold objects/artifacts/jewelry is replaced by fakes and noone is the wiser
>>46795959
It scrambles your eggs, even if you put a cooked egg in it, it will be scrambled. Can also be used to mix other ingredients.
>>46794648
Grants the wearer the ability to cook perfect pies.
>>46795959
Water drank from this bowl allows the drinker to reassemble lost body parts, they are fated to recover what's left of them if they have been lost for some time but they will be welded on with unnatural skin coloring where the once lost parts meet
>>46795959
All the pieces of the bowl are indestructible, minus the gold filling. If you remove the gold filling and put the pieces back together as they were, whatever filling used to hold the pieces together will convert into gold over a weeks timespan. Using gold as filling will turn the gold into chalk and it will fall apart again.
>>46795882
> mineral rock sediment shaped like a skeleton
Ooh, idea.
>>46795815
>Skeletite is an anomalous calcium-carbonate crystal which grows in the shape of various skeletons based on exposure to genetic material early in it's growth. When grown, the skeletite is nearly indistinguishable from a natural fossil. This property was instrumental during operation [REDACTED] when agents were required to retrieve [REDACTED] from the [REDACTED] Museum, which had begun to animate at night.
What does this statue do?
>>46796088
That'd actually a very cool SCP concept, expand and see if you can get it on the site
>>46796094
I redirect you to /d/ for that question.
>>46796094
Causes unwanted pregnancies.
>>46796112
Thanks! I'll keep it around and play with it, I was reading SCP an hour ago which explains the place I took it.
>>46796094
Causes women to become sensitive about how their lips look for a few days.
>>46795938
Consider there's a huge market for trading them illegally as collector's items, and that the fossils themselves need to be cared for and researched. Some are real, though, while others are casts.
Still, museums do use replication a lot in their displays, not just for bones. If all you've got is some ceramic shards then a replica is merited to show what it would have looked like originally.
I mean, lots of museums still present authentic artifacts, but there's tons of people who would break in and steal them. Seriously, a whole lot of museums documenting the history of the gold rush have been broken into and their gold artifacts stolen, presumably to be melted down at some "cash 4 gold" service because the price of gold spiked. All that history lost to greed. It pays to keep what's really valuable locked up tight, lock away what you can't lock up in a secured storage facility, and display replicas where you can't do either.
>>46795938
It could be worse. If you ever get the chance to go see the T-Rex track at Philmont in person, consider it carefully, then do something else.
>>46796094
It's a totem with a bound succubus's power channeld, used by a brothel to make the mood perfect for customers
>>46795959
>more beautiful for having been broken
That's the most homosexual thing I heard all day
Like cutting up someone's face to make them prettier
>>46795195
Venice was pretty nice, yeah.
>>46796258
It's appearance is...unfortunate, they needed a vessel fast and the owner is a fan of the movie. Luckily, the succubus' power works regardless of the vessel and even seems to be having an effect on the statue. The lips weren't always like that.
>>46796282
When applied in a wider concept yea, but it's about pottery, not people.
What does this face do?
>>46795740
serpents were evil long before the bible
t. Python, Apep, Tiamat, Yam, Yamatano-orochi
>>46794648
the ability to temporarily shift a decimal point one place in either direction. can be used to fuck with stats.
>>46796282
Sometimes a well-placed scar can look becoming on the right face.
>>46794648
It gives you tetanus because it's old and has sharp damaged parts.
>>46796282
>I don't know what aura means
>>46794648
Cursed Item:
>Halves wearer's Fashion Sense so long as ring is worn
>Once put on, ring cannot be removed from finger
Grants:
> -1 FaS per strike: Upon successful strike by hand warn opponent permanently loses Fashion Sense point.
>Affects are cumulative and can force opponent into negative FaS points.
>>46795530
Axe of Healing
>When struck with head target regains 1hp
>When used on dead wood cause resurrection into tree Subsequent strikes cause spontaneous growth equivalent to 1 season of growth.
>When struck with handle target loses 1hp but temporarily gains 1int.
>>46797591
Party barbarian uses high con and beats himself within an inch of his life with the handle
Outwits gods
>>46794648
Protects against a number of slashing attacks equal to the number of nicks in the ring. Each time such an attack is stopped, the corresponding mark on the ring vanishes. Once the final nick has vanished from the ring, it loses all power, and becomes a pristine, unmarked gold ring of modest value.
>>46796282
>Like cutting up someone's face to make them prettier
Plastic surgery is a thing.
>>46795618
Obvious Thulsa Doom propaganda.
>>46795137
/thread
>>46795856
made me laugh
>>46797591
This makes me think fashion-sense based game system would be interesting.
>>46800802
>Veronica couldn't stop the ugly ugly frown from reaching her face, marring the perfection of dyes and blushes that Angelo had expertly crafted on her face. Across the guilded and sparkling hall a boorish and vulgar brute of a man trudged across the dance floor, forcing aside the glittering dancers and ignoring the attempts of the black clad bouncers to halt him.
>Soon the liquid flow of music petered out, replaced buy the horrid sound of a hundred mummers. Veronica shuddered, recalling the sound of the chicken shed from her gleefully forgotten youth. The clucking too ceased as the ogre stopped in-front of a flamboyantly dressed elven being, its hair flowing without wind. The adonis peered up at the unfashionable heathen, "What the He-"*SMACK*. The hall echoed with the sound as Angelo fell to the floor, mouth agape. The brute leaned forward and hauled the artist off the floor by the collar of his gown.
>"Angelo *SMACK*. Angelo *SMACK*. Angelo *SMACK* you *SMACK* worm *SMACK*." The bouncers clamored over the giant trying to stop him, as effective as ants trying to topple a mountain. "Did you really think your insult, your slight, your -disrespect- to Manuella would go unpunished? She who made you who you are now? She who gave you your talents?", each word punctuated by a slap to the face. "You were a WORM IN THE MUD until she uplifted you. And to the mud you return little worm!" a final *SMACK* sent the man to the floor.
>The towering beast turned and trudged towards the exit. All were fixated on him as he left, until Veronica let out a piercing shriek. Some looked at her with looks of disgust, but many saw her and followed the line of her sight. There, on the floor, where the god named Angelo once stood lay a dirty, repulsive -unfashionable- vagabond.
>>46795618
Lets find out.
>>46796432
Make the viewer falsely believe they are of a royal heritage, and compel them to tell disinterested locals.
>>46795836
Kirk, pls go.
>>46797591
>>When used on dead wood cause resurrection into tree Subsequent strikes cause spontaneous growth equivalent to 1 season of growth
Seems pretty abusable. Like l could walk around a dead forest or even a live one and just super-grow all the trees into massive, towering plants. You could cover the world in trees
What does this man do?
>>46808195
Goes to the gym
>>46796282
It's kind of a eastern-style philosophy thing. The important part is that it is not ruined for having been broken, and it's not impossible for it to be beautiful again.
