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WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?
>>46784037
Killing like ten thousand dudes at once by jabbing your magic sword into the group.
>>46784093
GUY LEARNS ONE WEIRD TRICK ON HOW TO BE THE SON OF THE FLAME AND PRONOUNCE JUDGMENT ON HIS ENEMIES
>>46784037
Showing unrelated footage to well known quotes while not understanding what capslock does.
Befriending rock monsters and impregnating Emma Watson!
>>46784037
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!
>>46784678
To paint your miniatures, roll lots of 6s and hear the lamentations of meqs
>>46784037
THIS UGLY SON OF A BITCH IS KILLING ROCKFIENDS AND GETTING MAD BITCHES. BASICALLY YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID. WANT TO KNOW HOW?
Learn this one weird trick.
>>46784814
Am I right? Those are pretty great things.
Watch Noah. You'll see.
>>46784037
Having a beastfolk partner with homoerotic overtones
>>46784037
Boobs.
>>46784678
i skipped the entire second half of the movie because it got so boring and stupid
>>46785045
>being a furry
Kill yourself
>>46784678
>impregnating Emma Watson
umf
>>46784037
Sauce?
Looks like a Dark Souls cinematic cutscene
>>46785187
noah
>>46784037
Hot water, good dentistry, and soft lavatory paper.
>>46784037
Hot water, good dentistry, and soft lavatory paper
>>46786995
I don't remember pyromancers and treefolk armies in my sunday school classes.
>>46784142
NOBLES HATE HIM
>>46787021
>>46787052
I know for a fact that I didn't double post. Is there another anon who had the exact same idea for a reference at the exact same time that I did?
>>46787095
That's because no one actually reads the Bible, and instead just repeats the passages and scenes everyone knows, like the boat and the crucification and the plagues.
The Bible is full of insane scenes, like when a prophet of God got mad at some kids for making fun of his bald head, and asked God to kill them with bears, and then God sent some bears and mauled some kids to death.
>>46787095
the 'treefolk' are actually fallen angels, and they're supposed to look like meteors.
>>46787129
Clerics: no sense of right or wrong
>>46784037
Pop music, chocolate and going to movies with my friends.Maho Shoujo camgaign. What do you expect a fourteen year-old girl to like?
>>46787441Other girls
>the angel of death will never let you borrow his sword to smite an entire fucking army with one blow
Fuck you Christianity, what does my thetan levels have to be for that?
>>46784037
That moment when the evil overlord has beheaded two of the group, and all your attempts to kill him have failed. and as he drags you out to the balcony, holding you by the neck against it, you succeed your escape roll. And you know you can't win so you duck out behind him, stand tall, and give the best bitchslap you can: which tosses him off the balcony and onto a spire, which counts as an instakill.
that's what's best
>>46787125
Another two anons, but you both beat me to it.
>>46787459The group has the obligatory lesbian Magical Girl but my lady is straight, bi-curious at most.And likely going to end up a loveless old maid at the rate she's going.
>>46787129
What's worse, however, is when fedoras pretend to read It so they can quote it out of context and score easy jabs to religious people. OH WAIT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APnkThjkaDo
