>Hi dad! I'm having a lot of fun in the orc kingdom.
>I even drew a picture of the princess wearing my old undershirt. I haven't been wearing a shirt while I'm here.
>The loincloth everyone wears was a little embarrassing, but I got over it.
>The music and food is different but I like it a lot.
>Everyone's always picking me up and saying I'm really small. Is that true dad?
>Also, I was walking around with the princess, and I looked at an orc lady bend over.
>Then the princess reached under my loincloth and started grabbing me!
>It felt weird but I kind of liked it.
>I asked her why she did that and she just said it was okay because we're going to get married!
>Is that true dad? Am I going to marry her?
How do you respond to your princeling son's letter?
>>46761897
Mame. Kill. Burn.
FOR THE GLORY OF KHORN
Haven't you posted this before?
Tell him to send drawings of her without the undershirt.
>>46761897
"you were meant to SLAY the orcs, not LAY the orcs! whatever, peace it is. bring home heirs, you sack of royal crap."
>>46761897
The fuck you are.
See you in a week. Hide somewhere fireproof.
>>46761897
>Being this naive of his responsibilities as a prince to settle into a sensible political marriage and sire a proper heir to further diplomatic ties between our allies
I have no son.
>>46761990
That seems more like a father's failing then a son's.
>>46761990
>Marrying a princess
>Not marrying responsibly
I'm sorry, but he seems to have landed the big one.
>>46761897
"Son you sent me this exact letter last week, identical word for word. Please come home, I worry for your sanity."
But actually, we had the exact same thread last week. Saging.
>>46761897
I was afraid this would happen to your brother so I sent you on this assignment specifically because I thought you were gay. You have managed to disappoint me even at being a disappointment.
>>46761897
Dear lord I thought the tutors I hired got through to him. Whatever. He got to the princess somehow so I guess that's a success.
Now I guess that leaves me more time to write angry letters at his older sister demanding why she's yet to seal the fucking deal with the magical girl conclave's heiress.
You had fucking better, you little shit. It is nothing short of a miracle that she found your stupidity charming instead of irritating. Don't push your luck on that.
Don't come home unless you're all wearing pants.
-Dad
>>46761897
good son. with your marriage the alliance will be set and the elves will know, by our combined armies, their doom. they will see their forests burn and their women subjugated
At first I thought OP's pic was a trap and now I'm wondering how these letters would change if it was.
>>46761897
"I HAVE NO SON!"
>>46762112
I didn't need this boner
>tfw saved the day and got to marry the prince
>tfw NTRd by a dragon usurper
>tfw she forced NPC husband to write maddening letters
Brings back bad memories.
>>46762112
A political marriage is a political marriage. Magic or faith will work things out if the setting allows for it but otherwise I guess it could be considered something of more temporary thing compared to more reproductively viable marriages or like a promise to set up another marriage the next generation.
>>46762149
We came all this way and it's the wrong guy.
>>46762200
And you didn't slay the dragon?
>>46762239
Did eventually with the party, but it was too late and the damage had been done.
>Is that true dad? Am I going to marry her?
Why the fuck do you think I sent you there?
>>46762281
Did he become a slut for dragon pussy?
>>46762355
Something like that, yes, and a devoted and loving father for half-dragon abominations.
>>46761897
Any man who wears belly shirts is not my son
>>46762402
The abominations were killed as well, yes? Along with the filthy heretic who laid with the dragon?
>Have a bunch of sons
>Send each of them to different kingdoms
>Orcs, Elves, Dragons, etc. etc.
>Through marriages my children conquer the world
It's genius.
>>46761897
>Hi Son!
>Glad to hear you are having a good time, but you seem to have misunderstood something vis a vis this holiday of yours.
>As a political marriage, it serves two purposes.
>First, it secures our borders and creates new trade opportunities in the orcish lands, especially in the arms and armour market, which much pleases the trade guild and ensures their support in my bid for stewardship of the council.
>And second, it gets you the fuck out of what will soon be my country, you irritating little shit, you're 15 years old, don't know how to fight, don't know the first thing about politics, and are a general embarrassment to your brothers and sisters at court.
>Your brother was leading armies while you piddled your life away writing songs on that lute.
>Yes, you are going to marry the orcish princess. No, you don't have a say in the matter.
>Signed, King Dad.
>PS. Your mother says hello, and wants to know if you needed any clean clothes. I tried to tell her that orcs by and large don't wear clothes, but you know how she is. There is a gift basket en route with a contingent of the royal guard.
>>46762406
He's obviously prepubescent and it's probably just a size difference.
>>46762463
Ended up having to kill him. It wasn't easy though, and couldn't bring myself to kill the last child.
>>46762239
It's uhn mah tuhdoo lest
>>46761897
Dear Son
I expected nothing, and you still disappoint me. You may return to your homeland when you can go for five minutes without sounding like a prancing fruitcake.
-Dad
>>46762565
Kinda seems like a shitty thing for the DM to put in, if you ask me.
>>46761897
>Wide face
>broad nose
this is trying to trick me into wanting black girls isn't it
You are exiled until you sire all the princesses. Do not fail me son.
- Dad
>>46762512
Well unless my son is a fatass with incredibly broad shoulders, it is impossible for that not to be a bellyshirt.
>>46761897
"son, i love you very much. i always have.
do you remember when you were very young, and we went to see the wizard?
yes, im sure you do.
dont worry, the magical nuke in your gut will detonate so fast you wont even feel it."
>>46761990
>What is the usuall fate of all spare princes and ALL princesses
Literally a commodity to be sold for quick profit. You don't sent your heir for political marriage. You don't send your second son too. In most cases, you don't even send your third.
But fourth and any other?
Why not, they are as useless as their sisters
>>46762624
It wasn't specific to me, the game reached a high point for the plot and characters and we figured it was over, but then the DM threw the BBEG gank squad at us and fucked our shit up. The dragon queen was just specifically targeted at my character, but everyone in the party suffered some loss.
>>46762504
>Sending off sons
No, no, no! You marry off your daughters, my king, as they cannot inherit or bear children of your own dynasty. You LAND your sons, in order of birth. Your first son shall get your kingdom, the second and third a duchy, and the rest counties and baronies. How else to curb the power of your vassals and ensure your dynasty remains on the throne? Oh, my king, what would you do without me, your kindly chancellor?
Dear Son
Send more drawings.
Regards, King Dad
>>46762648
>intentionally creating a magical wasteland
That's phenomenally stupid.
>>46762504
>Soon
>>46762675
>King Dad
Best character.
>>46762693
not God King Dad?
>>46762672
What if the king doesn't have any daughters and/or they don't have any sons?
Or what if one kingdom has a gay kid?
>>46762504
>your children then begin to desire more and more power
>a full on world war happens because of it
>one or more of your children end up betraying you, resulting in your death
>war rages on until one kingdom is standing and the others destroyed along with their inhabitants
>>46762705
Too high/unapproachable.
Regular King Dad seems like the kind you can go to visit without needing to wait in line or get checked by security, can sit on his lap, and will have terrible dad humor.
>>46761897
>>46762509
You know, something tells me this "good for nothing 7th child" will rull this whole land.
While assisted by his green waifu. And her entire clan.
And it will all go Kushan-style, with those big, gnarly barbarians ending up as patrons of art.
Especially those related to the lute
>>46762504
Well unless they are marrying men, odds are they're not going to gain much power.
>>46762727
Is King Dad also a bearded goat
>>46762716
That sounds pretty cool for a setting conflict actually.
Like the High Emperor of the Grand Human civilization that is the mightiest in the setting, seeking to consolidate beyond just humans, sends one of his sons to each of the major other races to marry their equivalent of princess.
Instead of consolidating though, they or their in-laws just become power hungry, so that now the Empire ends up beset upon all sides by each son/his wife or in laws/his kid(s) leading the biggest faction of each major race.
None of them are allied with each other either, wanting the high throne for themselves, so it's a giant battle royale, race to the capital.
>>46762756
No thanks!
>>46762794
It doesn't just have to be sons.
>>46762838
Sons fits better with standard inheritance practice though.
>>46762406
Even these FABULOUS mother fuckers?
>>46762672
>Oh, my king, what would you do without me, your kindly chancellor, Roger A Muierbe?
FTFY
>>46762876
If this thread is anything to go by, standard isn't how King Dad rolls.
>>46762652
Most political marriages are first and foremost in the name of immediate expediency.
>>46762688
His dad fucking an orc could only have improved the poor bastard's chances.
>>46762756
NoYes
>>46762920
Kind Dad isn't dumb enough to go through with this particular plan.
>>46762894
>>46762688
Does he need the strongest potions?
>>46762975
My fucking sides
My dear son,
As the youngest of my many children, there was simply no land of my own left for you to inherit, not without cheating your older brothers of parts of their share. Fear not, my child, for your father is nothing if not just, for I have great plans for you. As you are probably aware, our lands and the orcs have warred on and off for many decades. With the horselords in the east becoming restless, and with years of shrewd diplomacy on my part, an armistice was agreed upon, but a formal treaty has yet been signed.
This is where you come in, my son. You see, the orcs have a most particularly tradition when it comes to these sorts of agreements. Like our own agreements, they are cemented via marriages, however for the orcs, marriage is not to an individual, but a whole clan, and is cemented when all womenfolk of the clan is with child. Obviously, the most high-ranking maiden has first go at the groom, and when she has sufficiently with child, the maiden next highest rank has her turn, and so on. This can go on for many years, but that is why I have sent you when you are so young I expect you to have the women of the ruling orc clan, who number in the hundreds, with child in a timely manner so the marriage is cemented. The good of the Kingdom rest on your loins.
Regards,
Your Father
>>46762920
> Sir, I know one of your honorifics is "Father of the country" but...
> I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
> Your majesty please...
> I have time you know.
> *sigh* King Dad, please reconsider.
> Okay, I'll ask you this once: When the King says call me King Dad, what do you call the King?
> Understood King Dad.
>>46763029
haremshitter please go.
"You're doing way better than your sister who we sent to the Elven lands. She's been in the Elven court for nearly seven months and by her letters so far it seems as though the the princes are both only interested in running off together for long strolls at the lake. Gods know what they're up to out there, but your sister must not be comely to them, for she is never invited."
I wasn't here for this thread last time, so, uh, so, well, I don't care. I guess.
>>46761897
This shit again, you faggot?
>>46762710
>what if one kingdom has a gay kid?
Then you still marry a princess to continue the line and hire a bard for "entertainment"
>>46762710
>No daughters
Sons are still marketable, just have the brides sent here.
>No sons.
Enjoy the succession war.
>Gay son.
He will still be expect to marry a woman and produce children. He can be gay (behind closed doors) once his duties are fulfilled.
>>46763040
King Dad is best Dad
>>46763071
:^)
>>46762935
>I thought I saw the Hapsburg chin!
>>46762633
do you not already
>>46762200
Well, it's not like the orc princess is NTRing you by marrying your son.
>>46762710
What the royalty does behind closed doors is their own business.
As long as they sired an heir like they were supposed to, most nobles literally didn't give a fuck.
>>46763077
>>46763083
I would have thought that the very premise of this thread threw out any notion that it was a standard medieval fantasy setting instead of a regular fantasy setting. Magic and divine intervention are work arounds as far as reproduction is concerned and the standard inheritance may not be a thing.
One of two things is going to happen:
1. You are going to marry her.
2. I'm going to pay this charming lass a visit and when you're older you'll rue the day you passed up this chance
Post more qt orcs please.
>>46763148
>>46763077 here; I dunno about anyone else, but I was trying not go straight to "A wizard did it". Although yes, you are correct
What does orcpussy taste like?
>>46763179
Here you go
>>46763201BLOOD AND IRON, also fire
>>46763197
I should clarify that I'm not trying to particularly shit on anyone's fun, but as far as all this inheratance shit goes, you have two types of fun. The game of thronesian crusader kings pure sadism and schadenfreude type fun with all the plots within plots and shit, and the fuck it we're just going to marry off whomever to whatever and have fun with it from the perspective of a monarch who insists upon being called King Dad.
>>46762935
I always wonder what the fuck they were thinking with all those interlining marriages. It's not like humanity became aware of inbreeding somewhere during Neolitic period...
And let's not forget how half of Spanish noblility was equally fucked over, because for most of the reconquista, they were only marryign each other.
>>46763077
see
>>46763070
and send him to the elves
>>46763148
What king in their right mind would trust a wizard enough to let them produce his heir?
What wizards find "funny", most people find completely amoral and their modus operandi is pissing all over the laws of nature, and you trust them when they say, "Fear not, my king, I shall produce you an heir fit for a man of your stature."?
>>46762406
undershirt
>>46763105
According to Wikipedia, he was more inbred than if his parents were brother and sister. Which is madder than he was.
And they were still trying to get this guy to have kids! The human equivalent of a sick pug, and two poor women had too try and fuck him.
>>46763293
The wizard was his childhood friend and adventuring buddy who helped him take the throne? As much as /tg/ loves "wizards have no sense of right or wrong" it's still pretty fucked up to fuck with someone's future kids.
Also I mentioned divine intervention being a thing. All sorts of love deities and what not could be reasonably used as the "because plot" reason for a heir to be produced.
>>46762084
>and their women subjugated
So we only get pointy eared rape slaves after I get married? Gee thanks, Dad.
>>46763029
>for the orcs, marriage is not to an individual, but a whole clan, and is cemented when all womenfolk of the clan is with child.
If I ever become a DM, this will be my Magical Realm.
>>46763070
>>46763289
Agreed. We should offer some princes and lordlings to the elves to make up for their prancing men and plummeting birthrates.
>>46763293
I trust wizards as much as I trust any armed man.
>>46762406
how do you not understand that this is meant to illustrate how much larger than our prince the orc princess is
>>46763261
This is what the Hapsburgs owned in Europe around they time they got really into incest.
They also owned pretty much everywhere in North America that speaks Spanish now, and another branch of the family ran the Holy Roman Empire.
No-one could be allowed to marry into the family, for fear of splitting off the land holdings.
>>46761897
yep. and make daddy some half orc grandbabbies to consolidate the two kingdoms
>>46761897
My son,
Remember what you were trained for. Have they come to trust and accept you? It is imperative that you gain access to the chieftains chambers. You know what must be done. Complete your mission on the second full moon of the winter solstice. A carriage will pick you up at the crossroads near the burned out church. Do not fail me my son. Burn this letter after reading.
-Dad
>>46763301
>>46763462
>>46763573
So he's a dorf?
>>46763446
>Agreed. We should offer some princes and lordlings to the elves to make up for their prancing men and plummeting birthrates.
Sending hordes of horny nobles to the obviously frustrated elf women. this I can get behind! Well thought out my lord, perhaps we should select from the lot to ensure we don't send any shit disturb- i mean unworthy men.
>>46763601
nein he is a boy
our beautiful, handsome thirteen year old son
>>46763630
Old enough too make his own decisions, he shall do us proud.
Go boy, be the man you father was...
I-i-I mean Is your lordship!
>>46763561
He obviously can't hide any weapons. All he's wearing is a loin cloth, and the Princess is either too horny, suspicious of him, or both for him to keep anything under there.
>>46763622
But wait, doesn't this just end in a whole lot of sterile half-elves?
What is there to gain from that?
>>46762935
Has there been a more genetically JUST monarch in human history?
>>46763704
Half-elves are sterile? That's news to me.
>What is there to gain from that?
A generation of experienced and mature male nobles with their wild oats thoroughly sewn?
>>46763704
that is why were talking at a war counsel, not one for diplomacy.
the elves are a dieing lot, but their lands are rife with resources that they squander! their doom will be slow of course... but they will fall as more and more are lost to our stock, they would be to haughty to accept the half-elves, but we shall, and train them to fight their very own!
>>46763718
Cleopatra, apparently. the Ptolemaic Dynasty had better luck than the Hapsburgs though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptolemaic_dynasty#Ptolemaic_rulers_and_consorts
How many princeling sons do I have?
>>46764796
> Three? What about whatshis face... you know, the one the one with the nice rack gave birth to before she died of Typhus?
> That's your 2nd daughter, the Princess Anne.
> I thought I married her of to a King whozits daughter?
> Do you recall the meeting where the ambassador was quite upset? And you had to endow a new convent to house his master's daughter?
> Right, right... what's she doing now?
> Attempting to seduce elves I believe si... King Dad.
> Good lad, draw up an inventory of my kids, who and what it's socially acceptable to try and mate them with and have it ready by tomorrow noon. I have a tournament and a feast to get to.
> Yes King Dad.
> Oh and check whether or not I'm married, the pope seems kind of agitated lately.
> Right away King Dad.
King Dad is actually a very good king, he just doesn't sweat the details.
>>46764965
"Your honorable lordship King Dad, I have returned with news regarding your wife. That is to say, M'lord, you have none. I spoke with the pope, and he said to me that your last wife passed away just this winter and he commended her to the catacombs while we were considering war with the other human kingdom to the northeast. He also would like me to subtly mention that you forgot his birthday this year."
No son, you're NOT going to marry her. I need you to get out of there because I already promised that smug knife ear king that you're going to marry his more smug knife ear daughter. Now dump that green skin like she's hot and get home already. Your mother made the head maid make your favorite dinner.
-Love you Dad, The Mother Fucking King baby.
P.S. Hit it and quit it if you have too
P.S.S. Make sure you have protection
P.S.S.S. A dagger should be fine
>>46761936
What do beans have to do with anything?
>>46761897
https://desustorage.org/tg/search/text/%3EHi%20dad!%20I'm%20having%20a%20lot%20of%20fun%20in%20the%20orc%20kingdom./
>look mom, I posted it again XDDDD
>>46761936
>>46762084
>>46763446
>muh elf hate HFY maymay
Ebin!
>>46765112
I'm pretty sure the orc chiefs daughter has made up her mind about taking the prince as a mate my king you should have thought this through more my liege.
>>46765242
An ironic shitposting (You) is its own reward. desu. Was that you in the dorf suck thread going on about leddit?
>>46761897
why is it always shotas with strong orc women with you people
>>46765331
Sexy constrast.
>>46765331
Femdom betacucks are common in nerd hobbies.
>>46765331
It's just that perfect mixture of sexy and amusing
>>46765362
femdom and /ss/ are not the same thing.
>>46765331
It isn't always. Had in our game the younger orc chieftess kill the human queen and force marry the older king in a double bid for power and to humiliate him.
>>46765362
see
>>46765389
because yeah, I don't know about you but when I'm fetishizing fictional creatures I actually want my lover to be NICE to me
femdom is mean beitches
>>46765276
Well thinking isn't my strong point. . .
Have King Knife ear found out yet? Cuz if anyone is going to war it's going to be his daughter.
>>46765389
They are absolutely overlapping interests, and OP definitely has a femdom bent to it you intentionally ignorant faggot.
>>46765450
>femdom is mean beitches
Not inherently.
>>46765459
I'm not saying that the two fetishes don't have a lot of overlapping interest or that OP doesn't have such a bent to it. Nothing in my post was about that.
What my post was about was being annoyed at anon implying that /ss/ always contains femdom.
>>46765450
Femdom like all BDSM terms have been misused to death. Many people apply it to things that aren't actual BDSM so it's hard to gauge how broadly each individual applies femdom. That said, with soft femdom or gentle femdom, as /d/ calls it, there isn't any meanness or overt bondage stuff it just has the woman as the more assertive and flirtatious partner. Which isn't really BDSM and therefore not femdom but people are calling it that anyway.
>>46765537
Even if it exists solely for the later reversal by the inexplicably big dicked little boy, /ss/ almost always contains an element of femdom.
The size/age difference alone makes the two pretty closely intertwined.
>>46765604
I think we're going in circles of basically agreeing with each other. I'm not even sure why I'm arguing about this so much cus I fucknng hate /ss/.
My son,
You bonehead! Have you forgotten your mission already? There is a reason I casted the illusion of flesh on you in the first place. The orcs believe that you are a human prince, and marrying you off to their princess will help forge an alliance with the humans. What they don't know is that your boner is bewitched by my magic to give the princess a skeletal baby. The skeletal baby shall be the future king of the orcs, and give us the edge we need to bone that entire race until they're nothing but skeletons like us. Don't bone me over, son, and due your duty. Give that princess your bone.
Regards,
Your father, the skeleton king.
Have no son.
Agent believes he is my son.
Agent believes he is human.
Agent is marrying Orc Princess.
Agent has layers of triggered responses and false memories for complete deniability.
Agent will undermine and report on Orcish political situation.
Agent will raise tensions between Orcish Empire and Empire of Man.
Both Empires will weaken each other.
The empires of Iron and of new Gods will fall. We will once again worship the other Gods in the olden ways.
>>46762018
The 'son' called her a princess.
Presumably, she calls 'herself' a princess (though we can't be sure of that).
Nowhere do we have to acknowledge her as an actual princess.
>>46765776
I feel like this plan is going to back fire on you and it's going to end like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG25S51qJQQ
>>46762693
>>46762727
Someone beat me to it, but whatever
>>46765581
Femdom literally means female dominance. All that's required is that the female dominates the male sexually, or perhaps simply romantically if outside of a sexual context.
>>46761965
/thread
>>46766069
Well, yes and no. BDSM sort of screwed things up and tied Dominance with BS&M (and D too if you choose to make it stand for discipline instead) as in Domination in the fetish context historically means the BDSM style one. This may be on the grounds that sex seems to lead one partner "topping" anyway so Domination in the fetish sense sort expands upon it and brings it into things that aren't entirely sexual on their own. Like whipping, tying someone up, etc. Of course that's a nuance kind of lost today, people in general are more into something more organic that's not BDSM and that leads to two versions of femdom in people's heads and that's mainly because BDSM shouldn't have capitalized on the term but hindsight is 20/20.
BDSMfags take a lot of displeasure in that. Mainly because many of the supposed "subs" or "doms" really just want to give/receive (or vice versa it's another complication) without any weird overt BDSM stuff which leads to a lot of misunderstanding and butthurt like that Oglaf comic about subs. Luckily, people seemed to have caught on and even F-list sort of reworded their shit too iirc.
>>46762951
>>46766014
Furfags should just die.
>>46766560
It's worse, it's Undertale.
>>46766632
One in the same.
>>46761970
This guy knows it. Raise the banners, march to the orc lands, burn everything and slap your faggot of a son until he learns how to be a proper prince.
>>46765242
Is being an obnoxious faggot and ironically using words like "maymay" and "ebin" really so satisfying?
>>46766748
The fuck did you send your innocent, pubescent, easily manipulated son to hang around with an orcish princess then? Even if she wasn't nubile and super horny (and she is), one of her servants would eventually make a move on him if she didn't.
That boy is coming back married, raped, or both.
>>46761897
>You will never be seduced by an orc princess
>>46761990
>have 3 sons
>marry the retarded one off to orc princess
>orc monarchy is now even more retarded for at least a generation
>probably civil war in a few decades, hopefully they'll execute retard son
>excellent casus belli
>>46765691
>Your father, the skeleton king, Tyboneus II, the Third
>>46766908
I wouldn't send any of my sons to dwell amongst filthy shitflingers that dress in paint and skins, so obviously this is the result of a kidnapping or some retarded escapade. No matter the case, it's time to kill some orcs.
>>46763125
>it's not like the orc princess is NTRing you by marrying your son
Yeah. Definitely not.
>>46765083
Forgot his birthday! The poor lad, what an ass I have madr of myself. Promise him the hand of my next daught... now that I think about it, make that son, that I shall have shortly after I pick out a new wife. Bring me some exotic models would you? King Dad is feeling exploratory.
>>46761897
>Not killing the Orc king
>Not marrying him to the Orc queen
>Not having your own Orc puppet state to send to war for you
Juss ged oudda hea.
>>46762591
He's probably under 10 years old.
>>46762710
Just adopt some smart guy into your family and groom him as your successor.
>>46763482
Please tell me how sharing the same family had anything to do with actually sharing political agenda, areas of interest, enemies or targets.
Oh, right - it didn't.
They've build an empire around marriages and that's all. They did nothing with it, just had it. And then incest fucked them over from inside.
"Brilliant"
>>46763830
I always like the way how modern depictions of Cleopatra VII focus on her beauty and brilliance, while for her contemporaries it wasn't how she was beautiful or intelligent, but simply NOT being nightmarishly inbreed.
I will never understand how the fuck so many cultures decided that incest and inbreeding are perfectly fine, especially when everyone was able to watch the effects within 3-5 generations
>>46761936
>mame
>Khorn
40kids
>>46761897
>mfw human think this about great orc culture
>>46767965
No excuse!
>>46761897
Very simple. Hire Assassins. Or even better, not get anyone in danger.
Breed a new and better son, let him marry a sexy elf-princess, then send the other one a poisoned cake. better: send the cake then hook up your second son!
>Dear Dad-King person, we requested you send us a man to marry Orc Princes to build an alliance but you have sent us a woman with a penis, maybe less than a woman.
>Worry not human, we will make a man of him yet with hearty Orc training and Orc diet.
>Included is a picture of what he would look like after Orc training (if he were an Orc, tribal artist has trouble drawing humans so just use imagination).
>Sincerely Bloodsmash Smashblood, Orc leader.
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>hfw your son becomes part of the orc cheftain's harem
