Who's the prettier primarch?
Fulgrim. No contest.
I'll just leave this here
>>46761732
>liking meme primarchs
>>46761248
I'd much sooner punch that dude on the right than the left.
Duderino on the right looks like a total fucking tool
>>46761757
>he thinks Konrad-senpai is a meme primarch
Sanguinius #1
Conrad Kurze #2
Horus Lupercal #3
Fulgrim honorable mention
>>46761248
Sanguinius, dem fabulous golden locks.
>>46761248
The Gorgon.
sanguinius-
im not gay, but if i had to fuck a dude...
>>46762245
>Conrad Kurze
>Horus
>prettier than Sanguinius
>Horus
>pretty
>>46761248
Is that official Fulgrim art cause holy fuck that is one hot elfboy face.
I really am curious what a non mutilated Angron would look like.
Kharn described him as the perfect husbando but then his face was all ruined.
>>46761732
Conrad is said to look like a corpse. I dont think being pretty would help with the whole terror thing he strived for
>>46761757
the prettiest meme
>Sanguinius
>not a meme primarch
>tfw sangy died
It still hurts. He was living proof that one could be a cursed mutant and still strive the good for mankind.
Fuck you horus, and fuck you chaos
>>46762440
no
this is, though
>>46761248
Featherboi, you fucking heretical fuck.
>>46762441
IIRC he had curly red hair pre-cabling, and he was slightly on the short side for a primarch but made of beef and huge
>>46762452
He's a fucking sexy corpse, though.
>>46762540
He died for your sins...
>>46762441
I think its in Betrayer that it mentions he would look angelic, but is too far ruined now. I hazard a guess between Lorgar and Roboute in terms of looks as he seems to have the jawline of both
>>46762358
Horus was kinda handsome pre-Heresy, in a rugged way.
>>46762621
>>46762637
>we could have had Menelaus: the primarch
>Eldar had to ruin him.
Why couldn't the shites adopt him? If he was going to be a weapon of mass destruction, why not make him their weapon of mass destruction?
>>46762645
Are you fucking kidding? In official art he looks like a middle-aged math teacher.
>>46762782
>magnus did nothing wrong
He did everything wrong.
>>46762782
And Curze looks like a fucking swamp hag, yet here you are.
>>46762440
Just can't not believe the guy is not sephiroth
>white haired bishounen
>genetically engineered super soldier
>highest kill count of important people
>worships an evil space Cthulhu with ambiguous gender (but prefers to be female)
>>46763272
The swamp hag probably would be less likely to decide that you hate it, and then go and kill you. That only ever seeing the worst outcome makes love an impossibility.
>implying Russ or Jonson aren't the most handsome Primarchs
Give me a rugged man over some anime looking fuck boy any day
>>46762782
By the official art, the most attractive Primarchs are Lorgar and Gulliman.
OP said pretty not most handsome.
Prettiest: Fulgrim.
Most Handsome: Roboute.
>>46763752
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF SNARL WOOF
>>46763870
Excellent and well thought out retort my friend
>>46763844
Most regal: sanguanius
Most patrician: Dorn
>>46763752
>>46762441
there you go dogboi
>>46761732
Curzefag I heard you're a girl, could you perhaps post us a picture of those titties?
>>46764017
god dammit man.... just go look up porn if your that horny.
>>46764017
Why you want to see her flabby pancake titties?
>>46764017
Work safe board dumb-dumb. And there are no girls on the internet.
I'm actually a man. I just pretend to be a girl because I'm a gigantic attention whore
>>46764588
Forgot to make it a C.
>>46763896
Dorn? More patrician than Roboute? Surely you jest?
>>46761248
Sang no contest. Can't beat that look.
>>46765007
>>46764977
>forgetting
>>46762542
HA he looks like a drag queen!
>>46765007
I'm sorry, but that man has no 'stache, therefore he loses to Dorn.
>>46762095
Curze looks like the fucking Frankenstein monster from Penny Dreadful.
>>46761248
Sanguinius is best and greatest in all things, so, naturally, he'll just step back and let Fulgrim claim the spot of The Prettiest because he's humble liek that. Even if it's totally Sanguinius who is prettiest and not Fulgrim - but even so the Third will not be able to hate him because, hey, it's Sanguinius. Nobody can hate Sanguinius.
>>46768826
>Dorn having mustaches
>>46761757
All the Primarchs are meme
>Traitor
>Buttfucked by a sword
>Decimation
>Gottagofast
>Wolves
>Walls
>Muh midnight-clad
>Cinnamon roll
>Loses his head over tiniest little thing
>Check your not-enslaved privilege
>Grand papa smurf
>NOTHING WRONG
>Fuck you dad I can do it better than you!!!
>Worse Primarch than his Chaplain
>LIIIIIIIIIVES
>Sneekibeeki
>I shouldn't have to explain this.
>>46763815
This t b h.
I want Guilliman to pat me on the head, no homo.
>>46772540
Cinnamon roll?
>>46762621
Is this what they call curzesexual?
>>46774857
Sanguinius.
>>46761248
Fulgrim is the anythingest Primarch
>>46762682
Sweet Jesus.
Imagine Angron as a Striking Scorpion.
>>46772540
You skipped Mortarion, guess he's not a meme
And if anything Angron's meme would be "muh nails"
>>46774857
>>46778002
>>46762682
>adopt and raise baby primarchs
>tell them they were created as saviors of Eldar race right before the Fall
>now primarchs have to secure the future of their knife-eared people, kick Slaanesh ass and retrieve stolen Eldar souls
>the Emperor is mad
