A deal's a deal, anon! Now you have to roll for stats!
Rolled 19, 8, 20, 3, 17, 10 = 77 (6d20)
>>46760668
Fine. But I'll do it the only proper way.
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>46761071
CON through the roof.
>>46761088
STR 19 DEX 8 CON 27 INT 3 WIS 17 CHA 10.
You happy?
Rolled 91576087195, 87734989356, 11508349469, 69863943150, 72048661206, 34951464366 = 367683494742 (6d99999999999)
>>46761071
>>46760668
>Proper way
True patricians use irregular dice.
Rolled 4, 1, 1 + 3 = 9 (3d6 + 3)
Let'sa go!
Rolled 20, 15, 15, 18, 17, 18 = 103 (6d20)
>>46760668
Okie Dokie! What class am I?
>>46761579
Whatever you want, apparently!
>>46761071
>proper way
Since when is that the proper way? You didn't even declare class and race you shitlord.
Gonna roll a Human Fighter and it's gonna be great.
Rolled 4, 3, 1, 5, 2, 5, 2, 4, 2, 4, 6, 3, 1, 6, 3, 3, 5, 5, 3, 6, 1 = 74 (21d6)
>>46761697
Oh wait no I'm not because I'm dumb as shit and don't remember how to roll.
>>46761722
>8 Str
>12 Dex
>8 Con
>13 Int
>10 Wis
>13 Chr
Well shit.
>>46761579
>20 Str
>15 Dex
>15 Con
>18 Int
>17 Wis
>18 Chr
Oh, yeah!
>>46761104
I think you just rolled some godforsaken combination of Forrest Gump and Lem.
Rolled 6, 2, 1, 1, 4, 1, 2, 2, 5, 5, 1, 5, 4, 3, 3, 3, 3, 2 = 53 (18d6)
Rolling for human wizard
Watch me get a drooling retard
Rolled 4, 3, 4, 6, 5, 2, 5, 5, 2, 1, 4, 4, 5, 5, 1, 6, 3, 6 = 71 (18d6)
>>46760668
HUMAN FIGHTER GO
>>46761987
9 STR
6 DEX
9 CON
11 INT
10 WIS
8 CHA
Man, this dude is just so mediocre
I didn't want to play myself
Rolled 8, 10, 15, 2, 6, 12 = 53 (6d20)
>>46760668
Fuck you.
Rolled 2, 16, 16, 9, 18, 9 = 70 (6d20)
>>46761071
>>46762017
>8 strength
>2 int
>6 wis
leave it to the leatherman to be totally pathetic
Rolled 19, 8, 3, 7, 9, 4 = 50 (6d20)
>>46761996
>11
>13
>12
>09
>11
>15
Ladies.
Also rollan for human cleric.
Do Deus Vult?
>>46762051
He do not Vult muh cleric.
>>46760668
This is gonna be gude
Rolled 20, 12, 6, 10, 16, 1 = 65 (6d20)
>>46760668
>>46762179
>1
Man that 1 for Cha...herp derpy derpy da derpy
Rolled 2, 3, 4, 3, 6, 4, 1, 3, 2, 6, 3, 4 = 41 (12d6)
I hate pointbuy systems.
>>46762217
You are non sentient if you have 1-5 cha.
>>46762290
Oh....ahhh....um...
>Error...error
>>46761138
What system?
Rolled 2, 6, 4 + 3 = 15 (3d6 + 3)
>>46760668
I wonder if this will work...
Rolled 5, 5, 5, 5, 4, 6, 2, 1, 4, 6, 2, 5, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1, 5 = 61 (18d6)
>>46762973
nuts.
3d6 in order
>>46762998
>5,5,5 = 15 Str
>5,4,6 = 16 Dex
>2,1,4 = 7 Con
>6,2,5 = 13 Int
>1,2,1 = 4 Wis
>1,1,5 = 7 Cha
Let's fuckin do this.
Rolled 2, 5, 6, 6, 6, 1, 2, 4, 2, 2, 1, 4, 3, 5, 2, 3, 3, 5 = 62 (18d6)
Rolling!
>>46764080
>STR 13
>INT 13
>WIS 8
>DEX 7
>CON 10
>CHA 11
I guess I'll be an Elf
Rolled 6, 2, 3, 6, 2, 3, 1, 6, 3, 3, 5, 2, 2, 4, 6, 5, 2, 3 = 64 (18d6)
>>46760668
3d6 in order, Str -> Dex -> Con -> Int -> Wis -> Cha.
>>46764160
Str 11
Dex 11
Con 10
Int 10
Wis 12
Cha 10
I am amazed at how strikingly average I am. Human Fighter, I guess, because nothing is more average than that. You can call me Sir Generic, Man At Arms.
I want to cast magic missile.
Rolled 9, 18, 5, 10, 19, 9 = 70 (6d20)
>>46760668
Hold me, I'm scared.
>>46762290
Depends on the system!
Rolled 4, 4, 2, 2, 6, 4, 2, 6, 2, 5, 2, 6, 6, 5, 1, 3, 5, 3 = 68 (18d6)
Time to be a failure!
>>46765882
STR 10
DEX 12
CON 10
INT 13
WIS 12
CHA 11
Slightly above mediocre. I can be a wizard, I guess.
>>46761071
int. on point
>>46764408
but why
Just rolled:
STR 6
DEX 17
CON 7
INT 16
WIS 5
CHA 17
What class should I pick? Can only see wizard working.
>>46760668
I rolled these stats at my house. I swear they're legit!
Rolled 10, 11, 3, 15, 8, 3 = 50 (6d20)
>>46767423
I always capitalize the D. Damnit.
Here they are. Completely legit. I mean, why would I cheat, right? You can trust me.
Rolled 6, 6, 5, 1, 3, 2, 3, 3, 1, 1, 6, 3, 1, 5, 1, 6, 2, 2 = 57 (18d6)
Half-Elven bard attempt.
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>46767440
STR 17 DEX 6 CON 7 INT 10 WIS 7 CHA 10
Perform check to flex.
>>46760668
Centaur ranger, weeeeee
>>46760668
Rolling
Rolled 20, 13, 16, 10, 9, 9 = 77 (6d20)
>>46767571
Hey, where's the roll?
Rolled 3, 4, 6, 3, 6, 1, 3, 5, 2, 2, 6, 5, 2, 4, 4, 1, 5, 4 = 66 (18d6)
>>46767578
Oh shit, somehow I failed to roll the dice.
>>46767578
Options field, not da name
Rolled 9, 2, 6, 20, 16, 1 = 54 (6d20)
Rolling for Paladin
>>46767678
>Paladin
>CHA 1
Drop the lowest you silly billies.
>>46767904
>taking the pussy way out
Roll 1d8 for your äidoliu. It controls your floamemaury.
Roll 1d6 for your [eqo]. It controls web-visinguage.
Roll 1d76 for your euhus. It controls your finaudigation.
Roll 1d11 for your :X/cXmiles. It controls your emodometer.
Roll 1d2 for your geofomerus. It controls your sporatempability.
Roll 1d2 for your 0riQ. It controls your magnetosavorability.
Roll 1d48 for your chanisulory. It controls your tactilituals.
Roll 1d18 for your eélsol. It controls your photattentorals.
Roll 1d10 for your pnorsm. It controls your sursocianity
>>46760668
who doesn't?
Rolled 3, 18, 11, 19, 15, 11 = 77 (6d20)
>>46760668
I sure hope I remember how to roll correctly!
>>46768578
>3 fucking STR
Oh fuck.
>>46768607
Do 18d6 (IRL you reroll the same three dice). Each 3 dice is added up to one ability score.
>>46768578
>>46768607
If you go for a finesse weapon cleric or druid, or even a rogue, you'd do just fine.
And that's assuming you want a martial class, you'd be a damn good sorcerer or wizard.
Rolled 5, 3, 6, 6, 2, 2, 2, 4, 6, 1, 1, 2, 5, 5, 4, 5, 1, 3 = 63 (18d6)
>>46760668
>>46768644
>all those 2s
I'm so sorry
>>46768644
14, 10, 12, 4, 14, 9
>>46768657
4 fucking INT, guess I'm a mediocre barbarian or a druid that even the wolves wouldn't eat as an infant.
Rolled 6, 2, 1, 1, 4, 2, 1, 4, 3, 2, 1, 5, 1, 4, 3, 1, 5, 1 = 47 (18d6)
>>46768644
I'll roll a back up/child/wife for fun.
dice+6d20
>>46768683
JESUS CHRIST
9, 7, 8, 8, 8, 6
I... I don't know what to do here guys.
I don't have a single positive modifier.
Rolled 5, 2, 5, 5, 6, 6, 1, 2, 3, 5, 5, 1, 4, 3, 4, 6, 5, 2 = 70 (18d6)
>>46768644
>>46768683
Now I'm curious what these two characters' child would be like, here goes:
Rolled 16, 1, 16, 11, 20, 13 = 77 (6d20)
>>46768697
whoops
>>46768715
12, 17, 6, 11, 11, 13
This kid... A rogue for sure, though with a half-elf I could see a bard or sorcerer working out.
He's a glass cannon though, in a dangerous profession...
Rolled 8, 6, 6, 2, 4, 7 = 33 (6d20)
I will remember you when the last hero falls.
>>46768705
>>46768806
BROTHER
>>46768705
A good DM would have you reroll.
Rolled 6, 4, 3, 4, 6, 3, 6, 1, 4, 2, 1, 1, 1, 3, 2, 5, 1, 2 = 55 (18d6)
Rolled 18, 7, 17, 10, 11, 19 = 82 (6d20)
Why don't we just put the whole world in a bottle?
Rolled 7, 1, 13, 11, 15, 13 = 60 (6d20)
>>46761071
>>46760668
>Proper way
I fucking like you, you wild, risk-taking, loose-canon son of a bitch.
>>46769014
HOORAY. I'm a slightly dumber Stephen Hawking. Guess wizardry is the only appropriate path. Can someone turn my spellbook page for me?
GONNA LEARN MAGIC. GONNA LEARN LOTS. GONNA MAGIC MYSELF SOME NEW FUCKIN LEGS.
>>46768629
Wizard it is then.
>phenomenal magical powers
>struggles to lift a regular sword
