Your name is JACK NOIR.
You are currently incarcerated in MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON, and have been for a countless amount of time. You would have used some kind of SHARP OBJECT to keep track of the passage of time, if you had seen any in AGES.
Your cell is cramped, and even worse, SOFT. There is a single door leading in and out of the cell that is HEAVILY FORTIFIED, where food is left for you three times a day, but after an incident involving a NAPKIN and a STYROFOAM BOWL you no longer see any GUARDS. They simply TRANQUILIZE you and leave.
Your inventory consists solely of a TOOTH you lost earlier today.
What will you do?
>RECAP: You are currently missing an arm, specifically your RIGHT. You were betrayed by a TRAITOROUS DAME and are seeking REVENGE. There is a single LIGHT SOURCE at the top of the ceiling, but no cameras. A SLIGHT HUM comes from the other side of the door.
>>46734308
Begin humming along to the tune outside. It's important to stay positive and keep morale high.
>>46734308
Start using the tooth to scratch the passage of time into the wall.
Acquire the fake hand that is clearly in that picture and use it as a substitute for my missing right hand.
>>46734451
You've already got arms, numbnuts!
>>46734364
You attempt to HUM ALONG to the tune. You end up sounding like an INSECT for several minutes and feel slightly AT PEACE.
You slap yourself. None of that.
>>46734439
You take your TOOTH and drag it into the wall to create a SCRATCH.
This rips a long line into the fabric. WHITE FLUFF oozes out.
>>46734451
What PICTURE? You see no such PICTURE.
>>46734572
Remove large amounts of white fluff from the incision.
Create a smaller incision on the other side of the cell for use of hiding contraband later, perhaps on the floor or ceiling.
>>46734572
Continue scratching the walls. Remove as much of the WHITE FLUFF as we can and pile it up in the corner. If we keep it at, soon the cell won't be soft anymore. Or at least not as soft.
Begin sharpening the carapace on your fingers to create IMPROVISED STABBING IMPLEMENTS.
>>46734572
Use white fluff to build a fort.
>>46734693
But we don't have any liquor. How will we escape into the realm of the IMAGINATION?
Examine the door
>>46734710
Retroactively imagining liquor.
>>46734619
>>46734653
You stick your hand into the scratch and retrive A MOUND OF WHITE FLUFF.
It morphs a bit to accomodate your grasp. It sems to have some properties of FOAM.
You continue to make scratches along the walls of your cell, scooping out WHITE FLUFF until you have placed a SIZABLE AMOUNT in one corner. You pride yourself on your work.
>>46734672
You bite on your tooth and begin to WHITTLE AWAY at your INDEX FINGER. Unfortunately, it BREAKS as soon as your finger looks REASONABLY SHARP.
You now have 2 TOOTH HALVES.
>>46734693
Using your WHITE FLUFF you build an impressive fort and hide inside to mourn the loss of your TOOTH.
You notice a DARK SHAPE inside the walls your WHITE FLUFF FORT.
>>46734781
The door is DRAB and GRAY, with no way to look outside or place things inside. At least they got SOMETHING right.
>>46734818
Examine the DARK SHAPE.
>>46734818
Manifest into the imaginary world.
>>46734886
You dig out the DARK SHAPE.
Its... a METAL FIST.
>>46734891
You are far too ANGRY and SOBER to participate in any acts of IMAGINATION.
>>46734946
Give the metal fist a high five.
>>46734946
Can we equip the METAL Fist?
>>46734946
Increase the tempo to turn it into a death metal fist.
>>46734946
EXAMINE "FEELINGS"
>>46734946
Equip metal fist and punch down that door.
>>46734983
You give the metal fist a HIGH FIVE.
The fist bumps into your open hand.
Awkward.
>>46734987
You try to connect the fist with your STUB. Some kind of FLAT MECHANICAL DEVICE was attached to it with DUBIOUS PURPOSE.
It does not connect.
>>46734991
You increase your TEMPO. After HEADBANGING for several minutes you get a headache and need to sit down.
The METAL FIST remains unchanged.
>>46735002
You feel EXTRA VENGEFUL due to your recent recollection of past events. You are also ANGRY as usual.
>>46735076
Attempt to render current status in a graphical manner
>>46735076
Bang fist against the door repeatedly.
>>46735076
Insert fist past sphincter.
>>46735076
>You give the metal fist a HIGH FIVE.
>The fist bumps into your open hand.
>Awkward
That's some canon-tier writing right there
>>46735097
You attempt UNSUCESSFULLY to render current status in a graphical manner.
>>46735216
You bang the METAL FIST with your OTHER HAND against the door. It barely makes a sound. It must be thick.
>>46735256
You wonder what a SPHINCTER is, and why you would part with your dear METAL FIST for it.
>>46735328
examine ceiling
>>46735328
Bang the fist against the formerly soft wall you heard humming through in an attempt to communicate.
>>46735328
Examine lock?
>>46735328
Consume two halves of tooth to absorb its biting power.
>>46735349
The CEILING of our cell contains its single LIGHT SOURCE. It is a LAMP that flickers once every hour. You have been using it to KEEP TRACK OF THE TIME, but only once you have awoken. So your estimates are often SHIT.
Attempts to FUSS WITH THE LAMP have been limited by your HEIGHT.
>>46735371
You bang the METAL FIST against the FORMERLY SOFT WALL. Surprisingly, it is still soft. There seems to be a RIDICULOUS AMOUNT of fluff, as seen by your metal fist beginning to sink into it.
You quickly pry your FIST out of it.
>>46735380
There is no LOCK on the door. You have no idea how it is opened.
>>46735390
You consume the TWO TOOTH HALVES. It is probably the SIXTH most painful thing you have ever ingested, and immediatley regret doing it.
>>46735477
Attempt to wet fluff with saliva to sharpen it to craft a shiv.
>>46735477
Dig into the soft wall. Make a big hole and find treasures.
>>46735477
This hand of mine glows with an awesome power!
Its burning grip tells me to defeat you!
TAKE THIS!
MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW!
SHINING FINGER!
Dig through the wall until you hit something hard.
Hum frank Sinatra to pass the time.
>>46735477
Stuck fingers down throat to induce vomiting and recover tooth halves. It'll hurt but those may be needed.I've literally never done or joined a quest thread before. You guys mind if I jump in? Anything I should know or any stickies/pastebins I need to read for context? If you guys want to keep this party yours, I will respectfully lurk. This interests me.
>>46735477
throw metal fist at lamp
>>46735514
You lick a handful of the WHITE FLUFF.
It tastes rancid, and you do a spit take. You feebly attempt to sharpen it, but it continues to be MUSHY.
>>46735519
>>46735635
You continue to DIG with your hands into the RIGHT WALL in search of more POTENTIAL TREASURES, but your efforts are in vain. You do find a WALL some meters in however.
You hum the words FRANK SINATRA while you do this.
>>46735608
You do an INSPIRATIONAL POSE invoking the POWER OF THE ANIME GODS.
Nothing happens.
>>46735642
You attempt to INDUCE VOMITING, but you can only continously gag. You must not have enough FLUIDS.
>>46735693
You chuck your METAL FIST at the LAMP
It CRACKS a little.
>>46735754
Throw metal fist at lamp until it breaks
>>46735763
You continue to chuck the METAL FIST at the LAMP. It cracks further, and on the third toss it SHATTERS. Multiple pieces of glass clatter to the floor as the room goes dark.
Now the only source of light is your DUBIOUS DEVICE. Great job.
>>46735879
use glass pieces on self, drink blood to recover fluids
>>46735879
(Not fast enough on the draw) Check for food supply left by guards, consume if found after checking for broken glass in it. Think about the TRAITOROUS DAME while cursing her name.
Also inspect DUBIOUS DEVICE.
>>46735879
Dubious device?
>>46735899
You SLICE your ARM and suck in a little of your BLOOD. Your FLUIDS are replenished.
The GLASS PIECE you picked up appears to be BURNED, by the light of your DEVICE.
>>46735948
The day's GUARD has not come in yet, so there is no FOOD.
By your SHITTY ESTIMATES you have TWO HOURS until you are TRANQUILIZED.
In frustration you curse your FORMER ASSOCIATE, one MS. PAINT, for her TREACHERY.
Your DUBIOUS DEVICE is a round piece of METAL, emitting a RED LIGHT from one side. It doesn't make a sound. You are rather sick of the RED LIGHT, but attempts to pry the DEVICE from your STUB have been unsuccesful.
>>46736035
okay, now that your fluids are replenished it's time to
>get tooth pieces back
>>46736035
Smash RED LIGHT with your METAL FIST
We gotta prepare for the guard
>>46736035
Attempt to screw open dubious device.
>>46736117
thanks to me we already have glass shards, you're welcome for that btw
>>46736051
You again attempt to INDUCE VOMITING, with SUCCESS. BLOOD mixed with yesterday's MILK splatters to the ground, along with your TWO TOOTH HALVES.
>>46736112
You smash the LIGHT with your METAL FIST, which, to your frustration, only makes it LARGER. The RED LIGHT now emits a RED SQUARE upon the ground.
>>46736120
You see nowhere to SCREW the DEVICE.
>>46736035
Hide FIST and DEVICE in wall before guards arrive. Ponder how they tranquilize me. Injections? Dart gun? Gas?
>>46736201
Isn't the device attached to his arm? Or am I misreading
>>46736232
Ah right, you are correct and I'm dumb. Just fisting the wall then.
>>46736232
I thought it was attached to the fist at first, but no it's in his arm.
>>46736183
Use glass shiv to cut out the RED SQUARE. Exit through RED HOLE.
>>46736201
You hide away your METAL FIST in the WALL before any GUARDS can discover you.
You have NO IDEA how they are TRANQUILIZING YOU. You suspect it has to do with your DEVICE; it was attached after you ASSAULTED A GUARD with your DINNER BOWL. You woke up the next day with your DEVICE attached to your STUB, and you now are KNOCKED OUT whenever your DOOR opens.
>>46736314
Wrap a GLASS SHARD in a SHRED OF YOUR CLOTHING to create an IMPROVISED STABBING IMPLEMENT
>>46736314
Use another SHRED OF CLOTHING to cover the DUBIOUS DEVICE's Light.
>>46736314
Attempt to pry device off with glass shards?
>>46736374
Why do you want the room to be dark?
>>46736312
You cut out the RED SQUARE with a GLASS PIECE.
It isn't a REAL SQUARE, however, so you just make a NEAT SQUARE DRAWING on the ground. What did you think was going to happen doofus?
You discover that this glass piece is also BURNT.
>>46736347
>>46736374
You are COMPLETELY NAKED!
>>46736314
So this means we need to disconnect the device from the arm, or disable whatever signal is sent to dispense tranquilizers whenever the door is opened. Preferably remove the device, with hopes to weaponize it later. We'd need to remove it before we could equip the metal fist anyway. Meanwhile...
>>46736413
Use burnt glass piece (which might be sterile) to carefully cut off dubious device. Bite on something, maybe a chunk of cloth, to deal with the pain.
>>46736412
No, the device was installed when he started getting Tranqed. Ergo, it must be tranqing him.
>>46736412
You attempt to pry the DEVICE off your STUB.
The glass shard BREAKS IN TWO. No such luck.
>>46736451
You SLICE around the DUBIOUS DEVICE. You begin to bleed, but it cannot be detached! It must go further into your BODY.
>>46736490
I know, why are you telling me that?
>>46736502
If the light can burn the glass, perhaps it can burn other things as well. Expose the disgusting inedible fluff to the light.
>>46736502
Hell, they won't even need to tranq ol Jack if he passes out from blood loss before they even get here. Let's try to dial it back on the self-harm, even if it does boost adrenaline in the bloodstream. I'm assuming we won't be able to remove the device with our current equipment.
>>46736558
Wasn't the glass burnt by breaking the light? Let's test this theory.
>Expose the disgusting inedible fluff to the light.
>>46736502
Slice deeper.
The flesh is weak! The flesh is weak!
>>46736607
THE FLESH IS WEAK!
>>46736558
>>46736599
You shine your RED LIGHT onto a MOUND OF WHITE FLUFF.
It becomes a MOUND OF WHITE FLUFF WITH A RED SQUARE OF LIGHT ON IT.
Nice!
>>46736607
You slice deeper into your STUB. You continue to BLEED.
A RED LIGHT now pulsates from under your SKIN.
>>46736666
CUT until you have enough space to stick a couple of fingers in, and attempt to FORCIBLY REMOVE DEVICE USING YOUR HAND
>>46736666
Examine red light under skin
>>46736666
I believe that the addition of the red light has greatly improved the merit of the mound of white fluff.
Are we suffering any adverse effects from loosing all of this blood?
>>46736666
>It becomes a MOUND OF WHITE FLUFF WITH A RED SQUARE OF LIGHT ON IT.
We are TOTALLY on to something!
>>46736726
That's pretty hardcore. I would have gone with >>46736734 first.
>>46736726
>>46736734
You continue CUTTING and BLEEDING until you have enough room to FORCIBLY REMOVE THE DEVICE.
You end up ripping off a good chunk of your STUB. Ow.
>>46736734
The RED LIGHT comes from a number of RED CIRCUITS that are pulsating up a METAL PANEL. They pass upwards into the rest of your STUB.
There is also a picture of SOME ASSHOLE grafted into it.
>>46736772
You are suffering NO ADVERSE EFFECTS besides A LOT OF PAIN.
>>46736666
>>46736780
>>46736813
Wait, SHIT. Can we use a strip of cloth as a tourniquet on our bleeding stub? It would feel so foolish to go out to blood loss at this point.
Then inspect picture of SOME ASSHOLE. Is this person recognized or unknown or a literal asshole?
>>46736813
Let's examine the ENSCRIBED ANUS on the METAL PANEL.
>>46736852
We don't have any cloth unfortunately
>>46736813
>>46736852
use WHITE FLUFF to stop the bleeding until you have a new idea about how to REMOVE THE DEVICE
>>46736852
>>46736853
No ANUSES to see here people. Just some BALD DOUCHEBAG.
>>46736540
Because you thought I wanted to turn off the light to darken the room, when I really wanted to turn it off in case something comes out of it, like knockout gas or something.
>>46736931
I'll second this, the WHITE FLUFF is probably pretty absorbent.
>>46736931
You stuff the WOUND with the WHITE FLUFF. It does an excellent job of absorbing your BLOOD.
The ASSHOLE is covered up, but the LIGHTS still flicker.
>>46736897
The entire room is made out of cloth, dunkass.
>>46736897
There's the bed or the cloth of the walls keeping the white fluff in.
>>46736931
The white fluff would probably absorb the blood but if it tastes terrible enough for a spit take then it's definitely not sanitary.
>>46736994
Alright, we're going with it. So we've never seen the BALD DOUCHEBAG before? No relation or resemblance to MS. Paint?
>>46737012
>>46737030
Oh shit yeah
Now we wait to see if the device actually was the thing which was tranquilizing us. How many shivs do we have at the moment?
>>46736994
examine DOOR, try to see how it and the DEVICE might be related
>>46737060
Oh, and we should rip apart the bed for more shiv making materials.
>>46737060
None, because the only cloth we have is like foam. Foam doesn't wrap around blades well.
>>46737030
You are unfamiliar with the BALD DOUCHEBAG, though you are offended by his PRESENCE IN YOUR BODY. You make a mental note to OFF HIM when you make it out.
>>46737066
You examine the DOOR. It hasn't stopped being BIG and GRAY with no real DEFINING QUALITIES.
You smack the STUB DEVICE against it, to no avail.
>>46737084
What BED? You don't have a BED. Apparently the GUARDS thought the room was SOFT ENOUGH for you to sleep on the floor like some kind of DOG.
You are irritated at your WORD CHOICE.
>>46736994
How long before we get tranquilized again, can our SHIT ESTIMATES give us a semi-accurate answer?
>>46737150
smack the DEVICE against the DOOR repeatedly in an attempt to disable it
>>46737173
Our SHIT ESTIMATES were based on when the now-shattered light bulb flickered.
If we have no shiv or means to make one, then I see our combat options being
>Use the metal fist at the risk of failing and losing it
>Use bare hand and hope for the best (unlikely to succeed)
>Grind bulb glass to powder and be ready to throw it in a guard's eyes. Then fight the second with the one hand. Not great odds but lowest risk of loss.
>>46737150
Hey, since this foam material is Behind the wall, doesn't that mean it's being held back with fabric?
Why don't we cut out a square to use to:
>Stop Bleeding
>Make Shiv Handles
>???
Should we try and cut the metal panel out?This is fun
>>46737225
You smack the DEVICE against the DOOR repeatedly. It does NOTHING, save for making a small LIGHT SHOW CONSISTING OF A SINGLE RED SQUARE appear on the door for your troubles.
>>46737244
You pick up an UNBURNT PIECE OF GLASS and slice a SQUARE OF FABRIC. You wrap the GLASS and create a SMALL SHIV.
>>46737306
attempt to CUT/STAB/RIP off the rest of your ARM STUB to remove the DEVICE
If the guards see how much you've been fucking with it already they'll probably only make it harder to remove, so you've got to lose it before they arrive. And I mean, it's not like that the arm stump is of any real use at this point anyway.
>>46737421
Seconding this, since there seem to be no ADVERSE EFFECTS to copious blood loss besides A LOT OF PAIN.
>>46737306
The guards are probably going to show up soon if I had to guess, so how about a quick reappraisal of the room and inventory.
>Fluff fort is still up, fluff in stump is still stopping bleeding, half-chewed chunk of fluff still on floor.
>Have one shiv, two halves of a tooth, a few more pieces of glass, and currently hidden in the slash in the wall is a metal fist we cant yet equip.
>Dubious device is half-hanging out of our arm stub with some bald douchebag's face pointed at us from a picture on a small panel.
Did I miss anything?
>>46737421
This does strangely seem to be the best course of action.
>>46737421
>>46737439
Using the SMALL SHIV you CUT/STAB/RIP the rest of your ARM STUB off.
BLOOD and CARAPACE and WHITE FLUFF litter the floor.
To your surprise, a large ROBOTIC LIMB extends from your SHOULDER, feeding into your BODY. RED LIGHT continues to pulsate.
You continue to be IN PAIN.
>>46737502
Why do we have a CARAPACE? Are we an insect?
Inspect ROBOTIC LIMB.
>>46737502
Absorb as much BLOOD as you can with WHITE FLUFF, you never know when a large amount of thick red viscous liquid might come in handy.
>>46737502
We should inspect the ROBOTIC LIMB for any sign that we can connect a METAL FIST to it.
Also we should try to determine if any of the shit which we dug out of ourselves contains the TRANQUILIZER.
>>46737578
>Why do we have a CARAPACE? Are we an insect?
Jack Noir is a Carapacian I think
>>46737578the chess piece guys have carapaces instead of skin, remember?
>>46737580
You grab a few handfuls of WHITE FLUFF and soak up the COPIOUS AMOUNT OF BLOOD.
This gives you 4 MOUNDS OF BLOODY FLUFF.
>>46737578
You are an AGENT OF DERSE; you and your fellow DERSITES all have an outer layer of THICK CARAPACE. Not thick enough to withstand INTENSE STABBING, however.
The ROBOTIC LIMB starts at your SHOULDER and extends several inches down to the DUBIOUS DEVICE.
>>46737609
There is NOWHERE to connect the METAL FIST on the DEVICE. The RED SQUARE OF LIGHT continues to shine from it.
(unofficial JACKQUEST ost pt 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsH-9RHpGKQ)
>>46737685
Would you mind doing a recap of the room and our items please?
>>46737685
If our ROBOTIC LIMB is only a few inches long, there must either be other segments of it somewhere else, or the rest of it is still inside of us.
Perhaps it could be coaxed out with INTENSE STABBING?
Can we get a status screen? I'm confused about our current inventory and number of limbs.
>>46737620
>>46737671Seeing as I'm >>46735642 and I asked if there was any context or pastebins I should be aware of and got zero responses to that, I assumed this was a cold start with no additional relevant info apart from what's presented here. So no, I don't remember. It's cool, though. I gotta run out the door anyway so I may be back in a few hours. Y'all have fun in the meantime, but I'm still wondering what is going on here.
>>46737723
You inspect your ROOM.
The lights are currently OFF, save for a SQUARE OF RED LIGHT emitting from your DUBIOUS DEVICE attached to your newly-discovered ROBOTIC LIMB-STUB.
You are surrounded by SHARDS OF GLASS, some of which are BURNT. A WHITE FLUFF FORT sits in the middle of the room, which is covered in SCRATCHES. One of these scratches has a HOLE dug into it, which reaches a WALL.
Your inventory consists of a SMALL SHIV, TWO HALF TEETH, and FOUR BLOODY FLUFF MOUNDS.
Your METAL FIST is hidden in the WALL.
(I'm taking a short break, having tons of fun with you guys though! formulate a game plan)
>>46737685
attempt to pry open ROBOTIC LIMB/DUBIOUS DEVICE to try and cut off the supply of whatever is knocking you out
>>46737800
I must have missed your post, sorry
Jack Noir is a character from a webcomic
Here: http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Jack_Noir
>>46737800
The character Jack Noir comes from a Webcomic named Homestuck, which I highly reccommend. This quest won't require much knowledge of it however.
>>46737800read Homestuck
>>46737817
Rip out all the wall padding around the door.
Since OP is taking a SHORT BREAK and suggested we come up with a GAME PLAN, I submit that we should focus our efforts on the removal of the DUBIOUS DEVICE from our person.
Since GLASS seems to be useless, we should retrieve our METAL FIST, then place the DUBIOUS DEVICE against the door which is also made of metal. We can then VIOLENTLY HAMMER the device with the METAL FIST.
Maybe this will work where glass failed us?
>>46737974
It's worth a try
It's already been hammered against the door without much luck though
>>46737800
Jack Noir is a recurring character in the Homestuck webcomic. As in, there are multiple versions of him.
The version we are currently futzing abiut with is introduced fairly early on, but is not to be confused with Spades Slick of Intermission 1.
The webcomic itself is a near masterpiece. Read it up until Act Six, then limit yourself to uu or Caliborn parts.
>>46738014
No, he means place our arm against the door, and smack the FIST against it.
>>46737974
I agree that whatever needs to be done to remove or destroy the device should be a top priority, especially if it's what's dispensing the tranquilizer, or if it has a tracking beacon in it or something. Once it's disabled, I think between the glass shiv, the teeth, the bloody fluff mounds, a removed/disabled metal stump, and Jack's determination to kill, we've got all we need to ambush and take out a guard that expects us to be asleep.
>>46738107
True, my best bet would be to play dead once the DUBIOUS DEVICE is removed, the copious quantities of BLOOD should fool the guard into thinking we are DECEASED. At this point they will enter the room and we can subject them to INTENSE STABBING.
>>46737974
As an alternative to REMOVAL we could try DISABLE. Build a fluff-mountain under the lamp socket, climb up, insert DUBIOUS DEVICE.
>>46738213
This also seems like a valid strategy, assuming we are as resistant to ELECTROCUTION as we are to COPIOUS BLOOD LOSS.
>>46738289
>>46738213
>>46738198
did we try talking to it?
>>46738311
To what, the device?
>>46738311
I don't think so.
>>46738394
Yeah, good idea.
>>46737817
SLICK: HURL INSULTS AT DUBIOUS DEVICE.
Alright guys, I'm back! Lets get to business.
>>46738621
SLICK? You know nobody of the sort. You are one SLICK CUSTOMER, sure.
Nonetheless you hurl a STRING OF PROFANITIES at the DUBIOUS DEVICE.
Nothing happens. You feel a little better, but still A LOT OF PAIN.
>>46739099
jack: roleplay as notorious gangster spades slick to ward off the pain while you wait for the guard to show up
>>46737820
You take a BURNT PIECE OF GLASS and attempt to pry open your LIMB.
The lights FLASH and you are suddenly met with an INTENSE SHOCK. The picture of the ASSHOLE changes.
You sit on your ass.
>>46739305
You refuse to engage in such CHILDISH ANTICS as ROLEPLAYING AS SOME DOUCHEBAG.
>>46739366
how about >>46737974 suggestion?
>>46739653
>>46737974
You retrieve your METAL FIST, and place the DUBIOUS DEVICE on the end of your LIMB against the DOOR.
You punch the device several times, which has NO RESULTS. It is frustratingly resilient.
>>46739366
sorry man but I think these quests require someone drawing the panels, it's not like your adventure requires amazing art, jailbreak style scribbles would suffice
I'm out of here, I had fun while it lasted
>>46739771
Let's try >>46738213 then. Perhaps ELECTROCUTION will be more effective than BRUTE FORCE.
Is there still power coming out of the socket the light blob was in? If so lets try electrocuting the DUBIOUS DEVICE.
>>46740020
You quickly assemble a MAJESTIC FLUFF MOUNTAIN in the middle of the room, and ascend to the top. Before your feet get sucked into it you leap upwards, extending your DUBIOUS DEVICE, but it merely slams into the SOCKET and bounces off.
You fall back into the MAJESTIC FLUFF MOUNTAIN.
Your RED SQUARE OF LIGHT illuminates TWO LAYERS OF GLASS and some WIRING. It seems all power has been cut.
>>46739771
Attempt to appease the bald man on your DEVICE by complimenting his appearanceI'm pretty much out of ideas on how to get rid of this thing, if that's even possible at this point
>>46740151
You compliment the BALD ASSHOLE'S appearance, lying through your teeth. Who does this smug guy think he is anyway?
It seems to have no effect.This puzzle is completely solvable, you guys got this!
>>46740111
Well shit, I guess let's just examine the RED SQUARE. Damaging the DUBIOUS DEVICE seems impossible at this point in time.
>>46740250
The RED SQUARE OF LIGHT emanates from a HOLE in your DEVICE, several inches in width and length.
You SWOOSH it across your walls several times until you get BORED.
>>46740301
The RED SQUARE is obviously important, lets try jamming various objects into it.
>>46740449
You take your SHANK and jam it into the RED SQUARE OF LIGHT.
Considering it is made of LIGHT it does very little but scratch up the FLOOR you were pointing at.
>>46740301
jam TOOTH PIECE into the HOLE
>>46740529
I meant into the emitter, but scratching the floor is fine to, it's obviously complicit in our imprisonment and deserves to be scratched.
>>46740558
>>46740591
You jam a TOOTH HALF into the HOLE.
You are now projecting a TOOTH HALF on the floor.
>>46740625
pour some blood in the hole too, for good measure
maybe it could mess up the insides
>>46740699
You take one of your BLOODY FLUFF MOUNDS and squeeze it tight. Blood pours down onto the HOLE.
Now its... a DARKER RED TOOTH HALF PROJECTION.
Nice!HINT: inspect more things.
>>46740801
Let's get a closer look at the strange lock on the door.
>>46740829
There is no lock on the door! It is as BORING as BORING GRAY DOORS can be.
You scratch it for good measure.
>>46740948
remove tooth from HOLE, pour blood out of the HOLE into another FLUFF MOUND so as not to diminish this most precious of resources
gaze inside the HOLE
>>46740948
Pan our little light source around the room, see if anything catches our eye.
We have a mound of fluff, and we could possibly use the live wires to start a fire if we got (more) desperate.
>>46740993
You remove the TOOTH HALF from the HOLE, and shake it above a FRESH FLUFF MOUND. You are back to FOUR BLOODY FLUFF MOUNDS.
You gaze into the HOLE with your RIGHT EYE.
You are BLINDED!
>>46741072
Squeezing your right eye shut in irritation, you SURVEY the room with your RED SQUARE OF LIGHT.
You see your FORT, your BLOODY MOUNDS, and a large amount of GLASS, some of which is BURNT.
>>46741123
Let's collect the WIRING, it could be useful.
>>46741211
Don't collect the wiring, we might need it still attached to electricity!
>>46741211
>>46741238
Despite your INTERNAL STRUGGLES, you jump up on the FORT and reach with your GOOD ARM.
You retrieve a HANDFUL OF VARIOUS WIRES. More GLASS clatters to the floor.
>>46741123
What's our current shitty reckoning of time till we get knocked out?
we currently have in our room:
Wires from the smashed light hanging.
Sizeable yet still fluff filled hole in wall.
Boring grey door, no noticeable controls.
scratches everywhere.
>>46741311
What's the floor made of? concrete, or padding?
Squawk like an imbecile and shit on the nearest desk.
>>46741375
You examine the FLOOR. It is made out of SOFT PADDING, similar to the remaining WALLS.
>>46741322
By your SHITTY RECKONING OF TIME, it may be an HOUR until the GUARD comes. You are impressed with how much you've FUCKED AROUND in the span of an HOUR.
>>46741419
is jack even capable of shitting
>>46741423
attempt to pry the panel with the image of the BALD ASSHOLE off of the DEVICE
>>46741423
Its time to grab a FISTFULL OF GLASS and shred every padded part of the cell, perhaps we will uncover something new once all of this FLUFF has been removed.
>>46741423
Could we start a fire with all the fluff, if we used the wires with the busted light fixture for a spark?
Not that it would do too much good.
>>46741419
You will engage in no such SHENANIGANS. Besides, they didn't even give you a DESK!
>>46741479
You attempt to pry the BALD ASSHOLE off of your LIMB. You are greeted with another SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM.
It's just not happening.
>>46741510
You grab a FISTFULL OF GLASS and whirl around the room like a SMALL ANGRY TORNADO. It is covered in 100% more RIPS and TEARS.
You notice the BURNT GLASS looks ODDLY MARKED.
>>46741566
inspect BURNT GLASS
>>46741566
Let's examine the ODD MARKINGS. Perhaps they will tell us to how to escape.
We should also inform the BALD DOUCHEBAG that he is insane, and thatSuperman will save us.
>>46741587
You inspect the BURNT GLASS. The BURNS are ODDLY PLACED.
>>46741631
collect all the glass pieces.
>>46741631
make BADASS EYEPATCH out of WALL FABRIC
>>46741690
You SCURRY around the room, collecting as many glass pieces as a GUY WITH ONE EYE AND ONE ARM can.
You place the BURNT GLASS in one pile and the REGULAR GLASS in another, feeling satisfied with yourself.
>>46741738
place all of the BURNT GLASS together and attempt to make out an image from the pieces
>>46741738
Let's try and fit the BURNT glass pieces together, perhaps the markings hold the secret to escape.
>>46741732
You cut a BADASS EYEPATCH out of some of the WALL FABRIC. Hell yes.
You attempt to tie it behind your head with ONE ARM and FAIL SPECTACULARLY.
>>46741774
You assemble the BURNT GLASS.
It creates some sort of ABSTRACT ART.
You HATE ABSTRACT ART.
>>46741810
Lets try shining the RED LIGHT onto the HATEFUL ABSTRACT ART.
>>46741810
shine RED LIGHT apon HORRENDOUS ART
>>46741810
discover the wonders of ELECTRONIC COMMERCE
>>46741810
Insert ABSTRACT ART into HOLE
>>46741865
>>46741868
>>46741871
You shine your RED SQUARE OF LIGHT upon the HIDEOUS ARTWORK.
You hear a CHIME. Your DUBIOUS DEVICE whirrs, and begins to spin open a LARGER HOLE in its center as the RED LIGHT sinks inwards.
>>46741951
jam FIST into LARGER HOLE
>>46741951
Gain a modicum of appreciation for MODERN ART, and apply FIST to ROBOTIC LIMB.
>>46741948
>>46742034
Absolutely not. You want nothing further to do with the ABSTRACT ART. You trample it into DUST with your feet in a TANTRUM and try your best to forget about it.
>>46742000
You retrieve the METAL FIST and apply it to your ROBOTIC LIMB.
It slowly sinks into the DEVICE, before spinning and clicking into place.
You hear three chimes. Your fist suddenly OPENS, and a CRUMPLED PIECE OF PAPER falls to the floor.
Suddenly, the DOOR swings open, almost SMASHING YOUR HEAD. BRIGHT LIGHTS emenate from OUTSIDE..
>>46742123
examine CRUMPLED PAPER
>>46742123
Stay behind the BLAND DOOR, so that whoever enters will not immediately see us.
>>46742209
You examine the CRUMPLED PAPER.
It reads as follows.
>>46742231
You hide behind the BLAND DOOR, new COMPLETED LIMB ready to strike at the next sucker to walk in and ATTEMPT TO APPREHEND you.
Nothing happens.
>>46742276
with your new found two-handedness, properly fasten the BADASS EYEPATCH you made earlier
>>46742276
We now have two hands. This means we need two shivs. Construct a second MAKESHIFT SHIV.
Don BADASS EYEPATCH.
>>46742276
If PLAYING A GAME can facilitate our ESCAPE, than I'm up for it. Assuming of course it does not involve any more ABSTRACT ART.
>>46742347
>>46742360
You fasten another MAKESHIFT SHIV. Using your new SHORTER THAN USUAL BUT STILL USEFUL APPENDAGE you don your BADASS EYEPATCH.
Are you ready to leave? You have a feeling you'll NEVER RETURN.
Because its a CELL. Duh.
Your inventory:
>BADASS EYEPATCH
>SHORT ROBOTIC LIMB
>2x MAKESHIFT SHIV
>4x BLOODY FLUFF MOUNDS
>2x TOOTH HALVES
>>46742482
leave CELL, starting a small-but-sure-to-grow JAIL CELL FLUFF FIRE on your way out, to spite the room that has kept you imprisoned for so long
>>46742482
Lets get the fuck out of the CELL. The walls were unpleasantly SOFT and the ABSTRACT ART was vile. There is nothing left for us here.
>>46742526
>>46742558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UpaT_FjsH8
Crossing your VARIOUS WIRES, you produce a spark upon your BELOVED FLUFF FORT. Unsurprisingly it is VERY FLAMMABLE.
As you stride out into the light, you give one last MIDDLE FINGER to the ROOM OF YOUR CONFINEMENT, currently ABLAZE.
You got a LOT of BUSINESS to attend to.
Its time to play a game.
-- [END OF EPISODE 1] --That was a lots of fun everyone! I'll be sure to post about when I'm starting up the next episode, in whatever Homestuck thread is up on /co/. Otherwise check here!
Fun fact: there was another picture hidden in the room that you never got to encounter: Darth Vader!
>>46742683
Neat quest, I'll keep an eye out for it in the coming few days.
===> PROMPT: BEGIN CUTSCENE [Y/N]
>>46742683
Thanks for doing this. I'll keep an eye out for more threads, but I'm not always the most observant person, so keep in mind that I might miss one or two.
>>46742769
Y
>>46742793
>>46742909
A wall of monitors in a dark room.
A figure sits, watching. They type upon a keyboard. Currently, Jack Noir's middle finger encompasses the main monitor, a gargantuan image.
"She has arrived," a voice intones from the monitors.
The figure says nothing, simply inputting a command.
"Recieving now."
They continue to watch the monitor. Jack steps out into the hallway, and is gone.
They lace their fingers and wait.
===> END OF TRANSMISSIONOkay now I'm really done. ;)
>>46742955
Will you be using the same trip?
Going to filter you into the thread watcher
>>46743121
Yeah, same trip.
Is anyone screenshotting this thread?
