Stat me, /tg/
owlbear_statblock.txt
Okay, thread over, guys! You can all go home now. Joke's been made.
>>46717182
NOT AS GOOD AS TAMAMO.
>>46717182
>better as a man/10
OverratedsmutVN/10.
>>46717182
She literally has stats in the Fate systems.
>>46717182
For a girl who apparently wears boobplate, she doesn't really need it.
>>46717272
>boobplate
She wears a typical cuirass. Unless you think boobs are shaped like a single, gentle slope peaking at the center of the torso.
>>46717303
>A few quick Google searches later
Huh, I guess you're right.
Sorry, I guess I was looking at artists that exaggerate her bust.
>>46717182
Queen of jobbers/10
garbage/10
done
-4 STR
>>46717182
Alignment: Lawful Good
Strength: B
Endurance: C
Agility: C
Mana: B
Luck: B
Noble Phantasm: C
Class skills:
Magic Resistance A
Riding B
Personal skills:
Charisma B
Instinct A
Mana Burst A
Noble Phantasms:
Excalibur [Anti-Fortress] A++
Invisible Air [Anti-Unit] C
>>46717202
You got the wrong caster, anon.
>>46717182
8/10 Waifu
Dead
>>46717182
BLACKED/10
>>46721108
>>46717370
There IS the titty Lancer version of her from Grand Order, but that design has only really existed since last Christmas or so.
Afraid of lightning/10
>>46718445
This OP, just open up the damned game and port this however you deem accurate to your preferred system.
>>46717182
>needs more muscle
>>46723624
Does it really?
>>46717182
Not enoughrejoicing.
Stat me, /tg/.
>>46723728
Aren't you dead?
>>46723728
>Mapo tofu/10
>>46723728
edge/10
I'm new to the whole Fate franchise and I'm wondering what I should start with if I want to enjoy it best.
>>46723858
Fate/Stay Night is a good starting point. The anime adaptations for that one aren't great, but the game is pretty good as far as VN's go.
>>46723858
Fate/zero anime
>>46723752
>>46723756
>>46723796
I made acontract.
>>46723991
Doesn't that thing only make deals with little girls?
>>46724040
Only if you can't provide enoughrejoicingotherwise.
Okay, what about the stats for Witcher Saber?
>>46723890
I figure I should start with the visual novel, like you said, but the instructions I found on google are so vague and confusing for someone like me who's basically never dabbled in visual novels before, jesus.
>>46723858
The real answer is, don't think about it too hard. Just start wherever and look things up when something's too confusing. If you're sticking with anime, they'll usually establish enough information to be internally coherent - you'll just miss some references and stuff.
>>46724417
You should be able to just find a file download and run it from there.
>>46724442
Jesus, that image makes me want to stop even trying to get the visual novel, if it's that much of a chore to enjoy it properly.
>>46717196the only reason I visit these threads is to see if somebody posts the owlbear statblock
>>46723624
>that image
Muh Dick/10
>>46724569
Just stick to the VN for now. All 3 branches are pretty good stories on their own and you should understand enough after you're done to decide if you want to continue down the rabbit hole after that.
>>46723624
TFW
>Saber is embaressed before undressing in the Ero scenes because of having an ugly muscular body.
>Has literally the exact same body as all other girls.
Yeah... no... get out!
>>46724569
Just read the F/SN VN. Everything else are just spin-offs.
>>46718044
This.
Considering how much they build up how powerful she is supposed to be, she is ridiculously pathetic at actually fighting.
>>46724569
>>46724674
>>46724767
Don't bother getting into Fate. It's seriously overrated.
>>46724779
I'm sure her Grand Saber version is basically going to be female Jesus. Every single previous defeat is going to be explained away as her only being at a fraction of her real power and thus not count at all.
>>46724674
>>46724767
I do want to get into it. I don't mind buying it, either. If it's good I want to give the creators some credit, after all. But A. the only language I speak is English, and B. all I can find online are vague instructions on how to pirate shitty fan translations.
>>46724988
If you want to give the creator's credit buy merchandise. Seriously, that's the best way to support Japs in the anime industry.
>>46724988
The tranlation patch that should come with the download is pretty good, though expect a few mentions here and there about mollusks. Don't worry, that's not a mistranslation, it's just that the guy who wrote it in the first place is a bit...eccentric.
>>46725062
A translation patch isn't listed in the torrent files. I'm downloading it now, but once I finish, I'll have to address the matter of figuring out how to even run it. I'm not familiar with visual novels.
>>46725194
You will probably have to set your system's local to japan
>>46725251
I plan to download a translation patch suggested by the same website that directed me to the torrent, but I can run it with a Japanese locale if necessary.
>>46723890
Fate Stay Night visual novel if you don't mind vns.
Then watch Fate Zero
If you don't want to play the VN watch Fate Zero, then watch the Unlimited Blade Works anime.
>>46725289
None of this shit is fucking working. This is so frustrating. From the vague instructions to the english patch preparing to download forever but never actually getting anywhere, ugh.
If I could just pay the creator and be able to access the work in English, I would.
I'm incredulous that what basically amounts to wanting to read a story has to be so complicated.
I have no idea who she is but she's blonde and kneeling so I know she's disabled.
Blind? Deaf? Mute? All three? Regardless you wouldn't get halfway through introducing that kind of character to any non-weeb group without getting shit. It's a shame more people here are into that stuff than not. God damn I'm feeling triggered right now.
>>46718445
Does that say "My Saber Can't be this Cute"? I don't know much about Fate, because I think it's shit, but shouldn't it say "My King Arthur Can't be this Cute"? That would be funnier, I think. She is supposed to be King Arthur, right?
I think I've finally gotten this ridiculously overcomplicated visual novel to work.
>>46725999
>Blind? Deaf? Mute? All three?
None of those. Moderately suicidal, though.
I assume I should read the visual novels in the order Fate, Heaven's Feel, and Unlimited Blade Works, yes?
>>46725991
If I remember correctly there should be a torrent file by fuwanovel that comes pre patched. All you have to do is change system locale and run it
>>46726701
You actually have to go through them in that order. The choices you pick to access the other routes don't appear until you've completed the ones before it.
Also try to die as much as possible to view the Tiger Dojo segments. They're one of the best parts of the game but you only.get them from failure.
>>46726701
Fate-UBW-HF
>>46724682
Fuck that shit indeed. I'm not into muscle girls but god damn I wanted to see that muscled trained body that took on Berserker and won.
>>46723991
>>46726701
The "correct" order is Fate, Unlimited Blade Works, and Heavens Feel.
It's a really long read, but still good.
>>46727553
That's the original release. The re-release splits it into three separate visual novels that can be read in any order.
>>46718445
>>46717182
Why are there no RPGs that can reflect the coolness of Fate?
>>46727575
Here you go.
>>46727599
Why is Satsuki never appreciated despite being one of the best characters in that novel?
>>46727618
there's a reason Shirou is the origin of GAR
>>46727618
Well played, sir.
>>46717182
whiny cunt/10
LG Human Knight 1
Str 14
Dex 14
Con 16
Wis 14
Cha 16
Int 12
>>46727663
But that's not sakura
>>46717182
I'm about 99 percent sure this bitch can't be statted very well an any game.
She just how so many different feats in her story it's hard to make a accurate version without causing something wonky.
>>46725999
My dear friend. If your group was to give you shit for a 24 year old women who looks youthful is sitting down you may want a new group.
>>46717182
Strength: B
Endurance: C
Agility: C
Mana: B
Luck: B
Noble Phantasm: C
Class skills:
Magic Resistance A
Riding B
Personal skills:
Charisma B
Instinct A
Mana Burst A
Noble Phantasms:
Excalibur [Anti-Fortress] A++
Invisible Air [Anti-Unit] C
Gender: Female
Age: mid-thirties (physically 14 due to eternal youth)
Birthday: Unknown
Height: 154 cm
Weight: 42 kg
Three sizes: B73/W53/H76
Blood type: Unknown
Place of Origin: Britain, England
Armament: Armour, Sword
Alignment: Lawful Good
Likes: Well structured meals, stuffed animals
Dislikes: Badly structured meals, dressing up too much
Talents: Gymnastic exercise, secretly good in all kinds of gambling
Natural enemy: Gilgamesh, Old men who like mischief, Kiritsugu Emiya
Image Color: Blue
Bloodline: Pendragon (dragon-blooded human)
>>46724682
>>46727575
Welcome mainstream animu artists that cannot into diverse characters. Enjoy your stay!
>>46717182
Here you go senpai.
>>46730550
Who's that fat guy in the top row, sixth from the left.
>>46727599
Fate isn't cool at all though.
>>46731051
Julius Caesar
>>46728692
>>46731252
/pol/ was right again
>>46731252
I don't understand the joke
>>46731598
/v/edditors obsessed with African-American penises who don't understand the actual meaning of "cuckoldry"
>>46731644
And here I thought it was a joke about a Brit's stat block referencing a british tv network.
>>46724417
follow this https://www.reddit.com/r/fatestaynight/comments/2r1qvl/fatestay_night_vn_installation_guide/
and download this http://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=704566&showfiles=1
>>46717182
>D&D 5e:
1d8 Slashing
3 lb.
Light, Finesse
35 gp
>>46730550
>Beowulf is basically Tyler Durden from Fight Club
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>46730550
Nobu a cute.
>>46730550
Arjuna is pretty baller.
>>46718445
>no Avalon
>Shirou Saber
http://pastebin.com/CQ7wVzdd
some servants /tg/ did
>>46723858
Read F/SN VN. Then read or watch F/Z (I recommend the anime, myself). Then read F/HA.
There are various F/SN anime but you should read the VN before you watch them.
>>46730550
why are most casters so interesting/best?
>>46733478
Fate/Hollow Ataraxia didn't come in the torrent I downloaded
>>46717182
Not as good as Moedred/10
>>46734191
>traitor
>superior to best king
>>46734771
>Literally Gawain Posting
Good work getting your best king killed.
>>46734191
Mordred's a good chap. Good genes. If she was capable of having a nice honest chat with anyone instead of being cooped up inside her helmet all the time, Camelot might have held together better.
>>46734849
>getting king killed
>traitor who only won due to fighting injured men & got BTFO by best king even without Avalon & only wounded king due to zombie corpse shit talking about killing
Had the King of Heroes been here, he'd be calling you a mongrel level imitation.
>>46728692
>She can ride most vehicles with above-average skill
Someone get this woman a Spitfire. Or better yet, a Eurofighter Typhoon.
>>46734191
That's some stupendously ugly art.
>>46721720
Young one, that is merely the Emperor's fury. You should be rejoicing, for each lightning is the Emperor's strike, and each thunder is the scream of falling daemons. When the storm abates, and the sun shines, you should smile for the Emperor has won and Chaos has been defeated once again.
>>46735638
Go away. You're making the rest of the 40k fags on this board look bad.
>>46735638
Suddenly I'm wondering if I'm inspiring my men to study fowl smut.
>>46717182
not as good as nero
>>46736072
>fowl smut
>>46736072
>Suddenly I'm wondering if I'm inspiring my men to study fowl smut.
Nooo...
