So according to the 40K backstory, the Emperor was born in 8000 BC or whatever and lived disguised as various humans throughout history until revealing himself directly in about 30,000 AD.
WHICH MEANS HE IS ALIVE RIGHT NOW ON EARTH IN 2016
So surely he would be aware of the game Warhammer 40K and probably has played it a few times. What army would he play? Would people regognise him at the GW store?
More importantly, wouldn't he just read the backstory to 40K and use it to not make the same mistakes - e.g. knowing in advance who will betray him, trusting Magnus and being nicer to Horus etc?
>>46713680
You're, uh. Anon.
You do know that warhammer 40k is fiction, right?
>>46713680
tfw this all could have been avoided if he was a nerd
>>46713680
He'd play the Emperor's Finest, the Space Smurfs.
>>46713680
8,000 points of Tau, 6,000 of Eldar, and 4,000 of Heresy-era Word Bearers. He has a small army of Blood Ravens he found at a yard sale too, but they're going to take some work and TLC to restore.
>>46713680
That also would require him to recall an obscure British War game from 30,000 years ago.
Probably lots of non-human stuff. I can see him disguising himself as the fat neckbeard you hear about in a lot of 40k that guy stories to test the cool, resolve, and tactical skill of imperial guard and spess mahreen players.
His appearance is merely a psychic projection, so perhaps he is everybody in the GW store..
>>46713829
the only acceptable answer
>>46713680
This thread is so /tg/ it bends reality just to exist. Top kek anon. Thank you.
>>46713680
Never heard Trump say anything about Warhammer, so maybe he's not into tabletop
>>46713680
He's too busy making terrible movies to have any time to play tabletop games.
>>46715770
>known for shitty decision-making
>long hair
>autistic
>charismatic
It fits!
>>46715770
You got the wrong actor bro.
>>46716545
Keanu is Malcador tho
>>46713680
The False Emperor is probably some middle-eastern warlord right now, so he isn't reading shit.
>>46713680
Emperor if you are reading this thread right now, please give Horus a cute space elf to hug when he feels sad.
>>46716545
But they look nothing alike.
>>46717582
Nah, he did that back when as Mohammad.
>>46718286
Change in keaanu reeves happens very slowly. He barely changed at all, if even just a little, from 1530 to 2011. It takes him 30000 years to look like the emperor, but it will happen.
>>46716545
>>46715770
>>46716461
>>46716545
>Oh hi Malcador, what's new with you?
>>46718319
This guy gets it.
>>46713680
So Emperor is Vandal Savage?
