your characters just discovered that they are the BBEGs waifu
what happens
>>46686566
Convert them to the good side through hot, passionate intercourse
>>46686576
This. Lawful good vaginaings.
Alternatively, use my lawful good vagina to inspire and train a shota hero to grow up and challenge the BBEG, then enjoy my passionate groomed lover in my 30's while he's barely legal
fuck you this thread is MR to begin with so i'm going all in full trash fiteme
>your characters just discovered that they are the BBEGs waifu
All of our characters? At once? How does that work?
>>46686566
Am I a husbando? My character is male.
If so, Lawful Good Dickings ensue.
>>46686611
Waifu grid
>>46686623
Your character is the wife of the BBEG polymorphed and brainwashed to think she's a dude adventurer. Think Revan from KOTOR with a sex change.
>>46686663
>>46686566
My Half-Elf Bard is wildly confused as to why Demogorgon needs a waifu, and refuses to continue traveling with the party.
>>46686663
Pic related.
A typical game of Vampire with female PCs.
Or MAID with all PCs secretly wanting to kill the Master.
>>46686566
There's already a system for it, Anon.
I wanna run a game, but I doubt anyone I know would want to play. The worst part about it would be the goddamn paranoia involved.
Fucking DM, had this happen twice.
If it happens again and it's the same DM, I tell him to stop rusing me. If it's a different DM, roll my eyes and try to act according to the game.
>>46686566
Attempt to kill the BBEG using much the same tactics as before.
Who cares where the BBEG wants to stick his penis, my goal is to kill him and so he will die.
>but what if the BBEG wants to put his penis in YOU without your consent
Bro I'm already planning to kill him. What more do you want me to do? Kill him, get him banned from twitter, and write a blogpost celebrating how society is changing for the better because it supports bans&violence done to those hateful privileged BBEG scum?
>>46686693
>>46686681
>>46686674
welcome to /tg/
>>46686566
Why can't I be a female BBEG's husbando you fucking sexist shitlord
>>46686836
>thinking females should be BBEGs
oh so females are evil now, you sexist?
>>46686852
>Thinking only men are capable enough to be overlords
Check your privilege, CIS paladin scum.
Evil is a lifestyle choice, and your alignments are nothing but oppression.
this drow is 2 qt
>>46686862
>thinking men are overlords
This is why I need MRAs.
>>46686996
Do you think drow have FRA, given Drizzt and his ilk?
>>46686566
NTR my love interest for evil dick. Immediately. Get the other girls to come, too.
>BBEG has merged your party into his perfect waifu
I loved those threads
>>46686576
>>46686587
http://chirb.it/dJEKIs
>>46686566
You sayigg that evil-looking dark elf/drow elf babe who's the BBEG wants ME to be her husbando!?
>"Wuh? No! I'am not attracted to you- you - EVIL hundred year old pointy eared geek! Wuh? Why are you looking at me so suggestively!? Its- its not like I find you attractive... OK you elves are attractive and beautiful and elegant, even if you are EVIL... But its not like I like-like you! ...Baka!"
>>46686566
Use my new-found position of power to exterminate my foes or anyone who opposes me by putting myself in positions to have them threaten my well-being. But keep the Rogue around, because his sneaky dickishness is very helpful, and the disguise kit will help keep the BBEG from finding out that I'm not actually a waifu, but a husbando. Though being a Half-elf with 20 Cha, and a Roman, that little tidbit is of little consequence in most cases.
>>46686566
Had similar thing happen before, in WoD: Vampire.
It ended up with one of us diablerizing the other. Now we are always together. Forever.
>>46686587
>>46686623
>Lawful good vaginaings.
>Lawful Good Dickings
There's your answer, OP.
>>46687386
Link?
>>46686566
The PC is lawful good, while she is chaotic evil. This can only end with some vicious hate fucking and an alignment-confused child.
