>the phyrexians have launched a full-scale invasion on Ravnica
How does he save the day?
He ends up going full Urza and going Traitor. Then Jace chops off his head. Then they explode.
bans Sword of the Meek
Didn't he run away when shit started hitting the fan in original Ravnica block?
>>46679154
He killed 2 nephilim and one of them fucked him up.
>>46678743
Wrong picture OP, that's not Jace
>>46678743
He wouldn't, his dumb ass would end up getting COMPLEATED while experimenting with them.
Best girl would save us.
>>46678743
unless they have done a lot of catching up with old phyrexia new phyrexia is small time
they got mirrodin because their oil had been fondling Karn's anus for centuries and mirrodin lost all their adults when Menmnarch's shit got smashed
>>46678743
Fire and blood.
>>46679824
>Jace is the Khaleesi
>>46679711
>Implying Best girl wouldn't also get compleated and become Bestlesh Norn II.
Face it the Orzhov are basically half the definition of completion anyway.
>>46679711
true, phyrexians cant compleat spirits, and the orzhov have the most, and best, spirits on ravnica.
if the phyrexians took over the orzhov would still be there as they were, and they would never go away.
>>46679711
ACKSHYUALLY, with all the metal in her face, Teysa'd probably be the easiest human to compleat.
>>46678743
A Phyrexian invasion of Ravnica would be awesome as hell. I just want to see what happens when the guilds go all out without having to worry about politics or the Guildpact.
>Rakados unleashs his full power
>Niv Mizzet gets serious
>The Ghost Council get off their asses and start actually doing shit
>The Simic and Izzet start busting out all the insane experimental shit they've been keeping hidden
>The Dimir start calling in all their favors and secrets
>The Grull clans unite and start working with the Boros
>The Golagari spill out of the sewers with armies of undead
New Phyrexia is not going to have a fun time.
>>46679895
the izzet have their dumb steampunk gauntlets on at all times, they'de be easier targets
New Phyrexia would lose but could Old Phyrexia conquer Ravnica?
>>46680824
>would old phyrexia conquer [neomtg plane]
yes
>>46678743
He already trademarked evil transfiguration plague. Phyrexian invasion stopped in its tracks.
>>46680824
No
Because they're dead
>>46680824
yes.
Are you retarded or something?
>>46680923
don't be mean
>>46678743
Well it's "phyrexia" not Phyrexia. That's sort of like saying "How is [insert comic book character] going to beat the Hulk?" and then it turning out to be pic-related. They share a name, and essentially nothing else in both cases.
>>46679154
It was a 1v4 against the Nephilim. He killed two, then had to retreat. I forget who killed the others. Rakdos?
Liked the way they called him, though.
>she had the authority to call the Dragon, and he was the biggest bam-stick they had
>>46683492
Niv killed two, got wrecked by the third and left, Rakdos killed the third, Project Kraj killed the fourth and fucked up Rakdos, fifth and final was killed by a bunch of boros nobodies
>>46678743
By joining the superior phyrexians and compleating the plane. He recognizes perfection in its truest form. All will be one.
>>46678743
Splitting them up. New Phyrexians are too influenciable by the colours of mana, so Niv and the Izzets would do the high risk high reward way to capture some and release them weirded up on the Phyrexians, in New Phyrexia they had infighting because the praetors became the psychological equivalent of beholders and tried to slap the shit out of each other. Elesh, and Jin were the biggest winniers if I'm not mistaken, and Vorinclex was getting his shit handed to him.
>>46680673
>Agrus Kos and Feather finally get back from what they've been doing last block
Just make it a functional reprint of Geist of Saint Thraft in Mardu colours or something.
>>46680673
>The Ghost Council get off their asses and start actually doing shit
I didn't know how much I wanted this.
He doesn't. He is chewed apart by Phyrexian buzzsawers. Then Jace uses his super maro-sue powers and purifies all the Phyrexians turning the oil into rosewater and turning all the Phyrexians into Serrans.
>>46686858
You don't actually know what function Jace serves in MTG lore, do you?
>>46684079
Yea, tax interplannar migration, tax oil imports, tax being made of metal! Phyrexians won't have enough money to buy fucking lands!
>>46683869
>Feather
Anon.....
>>46686930
>tax being made of metal!
So we're repelling invaders AND bankrupting Boros and Izzet.
>>46686930
>tax oil imports
MY FUCKING SIDES!!
>>46686899
Maro's self-insert
>>46680673
>that brief moment in time when every single pile and aquaduct runs completely clean and fine when the golgari rise to the surface.
Better than any toilet and plug cleaner you've ever bought.
>>46687646
Pipe*
>>46687573
If so, then Maro envisions himself as pretty useless.
Jace rarely accomplishes anything. The man's a cripple among planeswalkers.
>>46687573
Why would you self-insert as an awkward loser who has done perhaps two things right in his entire time since inception?Time one being when he beat Tezzeret and ended the Consortium, time two being when he managed to actually solve the Maze run and actualise the Guildpact. Arguable time three when he figured out that Ugin could have killed the Eldrazi but chose not to, and how to kill them. Shortly before Obby flattened him in a fight, anyway.
>>46678743
He doesn't. He'll run away when push comes to shove just like he did when the nephilim showed up.
>>46683869
Feather was killed by Krenko after being betrayed and locked up by Aurelia.
>>46687675
>>46687712
Jace
Internet
Defense
Force
>>46688487
>defending a loser who is easily the most pathetic neowalker period
Sorry, no.
>>46688487
Obligatory MTG thread image.
>>46688544
>Jace the most useless neowalker
What about Gideon? What traits does he have except for leadership?
Not defending Jace or Anything...
>>46680673
>Implying Simic wouldn't see the perfection of Phyrexia
Who do you think let them in, anon?
>>46688544
>he's such an underdog you guys, always fights despite the odds being stacked up against him
>no he's not a marysue, stop calling him that, he's a complex character with complex motivation and complex complexity
>no he's not overexposed, stop saying that, he's been in as much stuff and with the same level of prominence as any of the other neowalkers>Jace the Mind Sculptor is a totally fair and balanced card
Jace-shilling never gets old
>>46688546
kek, I love how utterly assmad Maro is at the mere existance of that term
>>46686930
Land Tax Collector
3BW
Creature-Human Something
2/2
Lands cost {1} to play.
>>46678743
Curiosity/Ophidian Eye + Quietus Spike/Gorogon's Head/etc.
>>46683869
kek'd heartily.
>Spirit Soldier summons Spirit Angel.
>Red gets spirit tribal.
>Kikki Jikki can't break it because both perms are legendary.
>>46688642
Gideon is at least invincible to mundane attack and supposed to be fairly charismatic. How well he comes off like that depends on the writer.
>>46688793
No, Jace is not an underdog, nor does he "always fight despite the odds". He's a loser who has to be saved from death 9/10 times. You, again, have no experience with the role he actually performs in the lore.
I understand if you hate his presence in the card game, certainly. And his general overexposure. But he's no mary sue who solves every problem.
>>46688793
A-are there actually people that defend JMS? I've never seen anything so wrong.
>>46688793
I have never seen such bait.
>>46678743
>Omniscience
>Enter the Infinite, placing a second Enter the Infinite in his library
>RELEASE THE ANTS
>>46686930
Build a wall around Ravnica and make the Phyrexians pay for it!
>>46678743
In no way.
he is killed by wizards and pic related save the day with the power of friendship
>>46688845
Arbiter?
>>46679843
>Implying Best girl wouldn't also get compleated and become Bestlesh Norn II.
>>46683652
and to be fair Niv is thousands of years old and does age albeit really slowly killing two of those and fighting a third alone is pretty respectable, and assuming he becomes aware of what they are trying to do, he'll reduce most of them to slag in a matter of seconds and then there is the mirrian resistance
>>46687675
>The man's a cripple among planeswalkers.
hows it feel being retarded
>>46678743
>How does he save the day?
Blue eyes white dra... :wrong game:
>>46678743
To be honest, he's probably the most qualified being on the plane to fuck up their shit. He'd probably analyze, reverse-engineer, and counter the infectious oils. And then he'd probably have his guid torching and hijacking everything.
If he had his guild work with Simic on the solution, it would be over in relatively short order (assuming the underlings can get along at all).
>>46688920
This. During RtR, Jace beats Exava (but not unharmed), Varolz would have killed him if the Selesnya waifu-bait hadn't saved him, he literally couldn't beat Ruric Thar without reading the minds of other fighters for tips, and he gets wrecked by an angry Ral Zarek.
>>46692580
Unless they went full plague-doctors with it, their natural curiosity would get the better of them and they get infected like a bunch of retards. You could end up with a scenario where Niv's guild turns against him.
>>46688942
You'd be amazed at the mental gymnastics some people used, and still use, to argue that it's not broken
>>46688920
Jace honestly doesn't do much in almost any story as far as his actions and not the overall summary. Even with SOI it appears he's going to get carried a lot by Tamiyo. People seem to think Jace can do no wrong because he's often the protagonist and he does often do well in the end but he's got a lot of flaws. They really go out of their way to make his psychic powers a lot less op than they would probably normally be. Werewolves apparently just all have hexproof in-universe.
>>46690493
That's a better word, but I was referencing Land Tax.
>>46679895
I feel like you don't know what compleation is
>>46689746
>Justice League joke
>Avengers font
This triggers me.
>>46692580
Simic are probably the ones will be most ready and willing to succumb to compleation. Orzhov fit the colors but Orzhov are also extremely xenophobic and want to be corrupt in their own way, not another group's way. Simic are the ones interested in higher evolution, biology, and diseases and such. I could almost see Selesnya too. Rakdos probably, Golgari probably would both probably welcome it.
We have seeds planted for continuing story in Ravnica with Teysa's activities so I kind of expect to see Ravnica again sometime soon.
>>46679711
You mean best team up will save the day!
>>46678743
He don't.
>>46695293
Best guild alliance
>>46695293
>The jews and military in league with each other
of course it all makes sense now
>>46688546
fukken saved
>>46679711
>>46695293
What could a crippled jewish slut and a beta muslim whiteknight possibly do against the might of New Phyrexia?
>>46695293
Argus Kos is black.
>>46699505
He's more puertorican
>>46678743
>How does he save the day?
Op. You fucking fail. You are hereby banned from the izzet leauge.
The great Niv mizzet has already foreseen the possibility of an oncoming invasion of these... half-machines... and has taken measures to cloak all of Ravnica from these Phyrexians for good.
Done.
>>46680824
Keep in mind that Urza had thousands upon thousands of years to prepare for the Phyrexian invasion, and had numerous oldwalkers on his side, who were more akin to gods and wielded power on a scale that no neowalker could ever hope to match.
The power levels around the time of Invasion were insane, and probably no plane will ever see anything like that again. I'd say the only thing that could get close to it is the Eldrazi invasion of Zendikar.
>>46698490
>>46700524
I think he is Greek since they refers to his olive tan skin like Gideon.
>>46678743
How does Elesh Norn and the supreme douchebag Gitaxias fuck everyone up, you mean.
>>46678743
He and Jin Gitaxias play chess with the entire plane as their board. Niv loses when his pawns become too unruly while Jin's remain in perfect lock step. He wins the war though when he enacts some kind of failsafe and blows up Ravnica and New Phyrexia in the same stroke.
>>46700748
So whats the power levels of all beings in MTG? Is Nicol Bolas the strongest being or could all 3 titans take him?
>>46700581
you know, you don't have to take furtive pauses when you're typing out words on the internet
>>46693062
>a scenario where Niv's guild turns against him
Imagine the blow to his ego
>>46689625
>>46705606
You forgot reach.
>>46706080
>>46678743
>>the phyrexians have launched a full-scale invasion on Ravnica
I don't think there's a literal definition of jibbery-joo, but this is literally jibbery-joo.
>>46706636
Dank. Seems kind of OP for a common, though.
>>46682194
Well, he smashed Gawker pretty hard.
>>46702555
Bolas absorbed most of the maelstrom on alara, hes just shy of an oldwalker and would have regained his powers if it wasnt for ajani.
>>46702555
It's not really clear. He gained a lot of power back in Alara's maelstrom, but exactly how strong he became has never been revealed.
In any case, the eldrazi titans don't really threaten a healthy planeswalker, who can just 'walk away unless they get too close to Kozilek.
However, it seems the amount of mana it takes to actually kill one (once drawn into realspace) is ridiculous. Zendikar's life force had to be channeled directly into Chandra, and Zendikar's mana repeatedly is noted to be tremendously powerful compared to that of other planes.
Also, Bolas probably doesn't know the glyph to draw eldrazi bodies into realspace.
>>46702531
Youre forgetting the part where ral zarek shows up, stops time and kills half of the invading phyrexians while mizzix cantrips for him and they go infinate on gitaxis
>>46706748
If anything, commons are supposed to be overcosted for what they do.
>>46706636
Needs to return itself to its owner's hand, so you don't get players getting control of it and then stealing the card.
I know that there's some general rule that stops it, but it should probably be written right on the card to begin with.
Also, I'm pretty sure that I can think of at least two ways to off that card - getting the owner to discard it, or removing the ability text through various methods (Turn to Frog, etc.).
Also, of course, you can always get rid of its ability to block through tapping it, getting an enchantment that literally makes it unable to block, or using unblockable creatures.
>>46698490
I don't think Teysa has ever fugged before
>>46707292
It's just a wall built to keep off immigrants. I doubt that it's anything special besides being the wall.
>>46708739
I hate that template
>>46680673
>Dimir
>Not a sleeper cell and the reason Phyrexia is on Ravnica
>>46711278
worst guild, with worst girls
>>46678743
Magnets
>>46714183
How the fuck does that work?
>>46692671
Technically speaking, he takes one look at the angry Ral Zarek and nopes out.
>>46678743
He doesn't, quite. He becomes interested in compleation. White Phyrexians achieve unity of mind through the firemind. The firemind slowly warps Phyrexian ideology.
>>46688709
Ooh, that's an interesting dimension.
Guilds operating at the full potential, traitors, and the guildless banding together to stay alive as giants crush the city.
But what if Emracool crash-lands into Phyrexia?
