>get invited to play D&D with my future brother-in-law
>group is a bunch of awkward neckbeards (myself included)
>this one guy is playing a succubus
>RPs seduction and sexual encounters with the DM
>DM too beta to make him stop
>four hours of this
>MAXIMUM discomfort
>never go back
THAT guy thread
CTRL F is your friend
>>46624880
wait wait wait wait WAIT
Did the Succubus also happen to be a thief/assassin?
Did the Ranger try to fight the succubus to suck the bartenders dick?
>>46627147
oh no
Oh boy, happened to me too, man. I was playing a paladin with Vow of Chastity. Which was violently mantained.
Seems like someone playing a succubus is a pretty big red for both the GM and at least one of the players
>>46627147
Story! Story! Story!
(For the bartender's dick, that's pretty awesome)
>>46627147
>>46627177
Does this mean what I think it means?
>>46627147
>>46627177
Please, please, tell me this is real
>>46630152
>>46632454
The fact that they both scurried away in panic confirms it was.
>>46624880
>>46627147
>>46627177
>>46633146
Fucking store time damn it
>>46633146
I too am interested in hearing such events retold.
>>46633146
Recount the tale!
>>46627201
You did good.
Let no foul wench try and steal your precious seed
>>46627201
>>46634562
Bump for story
>>46624880
>>46627147
PLEASE ONE OF YOU TELL THE FUCKING STORY
DO NOT BREAK THE SACRED TRADITIONS OF OUR PEOPLE, I BEG YOU
I hope this is real. Someone at least prove that it's not samefagging.
>>46635567
some guys played a game where one of them was a succubus and made some of the others uncomfortable
>>46636262
It's not the Succubus which caught my attention. It's the fact the Ranger fought the Succubus over a bartender's very manhood. Which raises questions like "Why is his penis so important" and "why do they it"
>>46638315
Doesn't look like we are going to get an answer.
