What if Orks only pretend to be simple minded and disorganised while in reality they just wait for the right moment to steamroll the galaxy?
They are taking their time then...
Orks have existed for how long now? 50-60 thousand years? War in the heavens period. Much longer than humanity has. If that was their plan all along there must be some Ork who is still alive from that time to remember their plan, and that one Ork...
Dear Emperor, that Ork must be da biggest and da strongest to ever exist...
They would have done it already
What if the empire just pretends to be crumbling and inefficient while in reality they just wait for the right moment to steamroll the galaxy?
>>46597799
you mean 50-60 MILLION years and same with the eldar.
>>46597799
Es the ize of a bloody system at this point, though how he hides is truly a mystery, and warpish shenanigans
Orks are the only thing in 40k that resisted the fuckups of GW. here i said it
>>46595903
If they were to steamroll the galaxy (which is what Ghazghkull is trying to do, regardless) then sure, they'd win but then there'd be no more fightin' and winnin'. Except amongst themselves but that gets boring after a while. They like having lots of other boyz they can have a right good scrap with. Like the humies. Humies give the best fights.
>>46597799
Your double dubs have been checked!
Wait...
What if that Ork is both Gork AND Mork?
GORKAMORKA?
>>46599453
Fag too young to remember Gorkamorka here. Was Gorkamorka any good?
>>46598428
What if the Necrons just pretend to be able to steamroll the galaxy when in reality they're crumbling and inefficient
>>46599406
>Humies give the best fights.
Yuz a git. Everyone knows Orks give the best fights. the only hoomie who can give a proppah fight is that Yarrick fella.
>>46598731
Not rules wise they didn't.
>>46595903
What if GW didn't treat the Orks like their unloved red-headed step-child, and instead did a semi decent job of fleshing them out and keeping them a balanced force with clan representation in 40k.
Oh wait, they're not fucking spess muhreens. Nevermind.
>>46599504
Gorkamorka was Ork Necromunda. The two games could actually be combined into one campaign fairly easily, provided you use the Ash Waste rules and vehicle options for Necromunda side.
>>46599950
Well they are fighting amongst themselves.
>>46600052
Remember when they made the space marine space marine abortion. Poor grey knights
>>46595903
Some of the older Orks might have thought of doing that, and did the first part (pretending to be retarded), but the newer-generation Orks thought that being retarded is the normal way for Orks.
And thus they're all retarded now.
Just like 4chan and /pol/-cism.