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>your castle is being vandalized by orc youths
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>Your country is being vandalized by Orc youths
>The country thinks this is fine
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Give them room.
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>>46569739
Hey /pol/
pls stay
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>>46569707
>Its because of human systemic oppression
>Its the humans fault
>Shitlord
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>>46569707
displace them. Make it law for the local wizard to put ward against evil on every door, and since orcs are inherently evil, it will keep the majority of them out
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>>>/pol/
The most telltale sign is really the utter lack of subtlety and creativity, the depths of which not even the shittiest fa/tg/uy shitposter could ever sink to.
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>>46569898
oi m8 just cuz you like redgaurd cock doesn't mean the rest of us do
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Just tuck me in and let me die.
Fucking shitposters.
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>>46569833
Like pic related?
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>>46569898
>the depths of which not even the shittiest fa/tg/uy shitposter could ever sink to.
Do you consider "excuse me commissar" more refined?
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>>46569950
I said wizards, not commmoners, better yet, paladins and rangers
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>>46569978
Even that is a lot better than "[fantasy race] is obvious metaphor for [disliked ethnicity]".
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>>46569999
get, and also sorry for ants
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>>46569999
Oh I'm sorry, because I thought for sure you said ANTS.
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>>46569707
I bet the fucking wizards did this.
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>>46569999
I didn't realize ants could be paladins and rangers
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>>46570033
well, are orcs blacks, arabs or abos,
or
are they the destructive and childish malevolence that resides in all of us?
Interpret art as you wish
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>>46570033
>What is Tolken Fantasy?
>What are elves?
>What are orcs?
>What is a metaphor?

Bruh...
Fantasy races being a human race or culture is sometimes so blaringly obvious that its physically painful to me, surely if you think about it really hard you'll come up with at least one example on your own.
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>>46569707
>Your heir is running about with bards all day composing filthy limericks about wooing maidens
>Your Queen insists it is a passing imbalance of the humors and encourages his 'creativity'
>Your daughter has taken to running about with some local half-orcs and asked to have her maidenhood pierced last week's end
>Your guard has become so fat and lazy that they've actually stopped carrying swords altogether and now patrol the streets with parchment rolls to give stern citations and monetary fines
>and to top it all the peasants are rallying behind an old hermit who demands that the kingdom be reorganized into an archo-syndicalist commune where our monasteries provide everyone with an infinite supply of free beer
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>>46570217
Yes anon, what ethnicities are Tolkien's races metaphors for?
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>>46569707
holy fuck is there a place here untainted by political stuff, I just wanna talk about fantasy
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>>46570079
I don't know that wizards work as an analouge for jews. When I think of wizards I think of Gandalf or Merlin who act as helpful guides and mentors for the heroes.
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>>46570323
Then why did you open this thread?
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>>46569898
Silly anon.

In this neckbeard filled hobby, where old men are playing their power fantasies, and enjoying the sense of murdering other races that are pure evil, shows us the truth.

The truth that fa/tg/uys are the biggest secret /pol/acks in history. Oh how gleefully you all smite and cleave against "evil", how every orc is a fighter, thief and bastard that can't mix in society.

How much you all aim to become kings, emperors, and Gods in your games, always aiming to create a perfect world.

You are the /pol/acks /tg/. You just haven't had the Redpill to know it yet.
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>>46570381
Because he said
>holy fuck is there a place here untainted by political stuff, I just wanna talk about fantasy
But meant
>I wanna talk about fantasy, holy fuck I don't want other people to talk about political stuff, especially if I disagree with it
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>>46570272
Welp, time for a dark 'n evil ritual I guess.
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>>46569707
>vandalized

Like what, are they sacking the place, or just putting graffiti on the outer walls?
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>>46570447
>secret /pol/acks
It's not even a secret. All my irl friends pretty much know I lean far to the right.
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>>46570272
>you take action, as death is coming
>eyeing a small kingdom, you instigate a war
>Enlistment and training is mandatory, and is coerced by threatening to kill eldest daughters on grounds of necromancy and deamon summons
> propoganda is everywhere, and the new generation is loving it, to the point where you organize youth programs to keep their heads on straight, and bodies fit.
>The war is succesfull, heros are made, and orcs stop pissing in the feilds
>gnomes decide to manipulate elves into killing your citezens
>people begin lynching elves
> a small group fight back for elven "rights"
> your just want the mobs to be happy, so you allow it
> You adopted as son in the war, and despite him being from outside of royalty, you give him your daughter, and name them heirs.
> your son attacks you in a rage, but due to his pathetic nature, fails.
>your heir, executes him himself, and national pride is at an all time high
>you die happy
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>>46570770
>your heir leads the kingdom in a golden age, with art, science, and magic florishing.
>your kingdom expands exponetially
>gnomes decide to manipulate your artists, and the youth, making them lazy with the past sucesses.
>the cycle repeats, and none save a few understand
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>>46570730
And they're still friends with you? Any time I've let on about my real political beliefs to people who were my friends or who I've been trying to make friends with I instantly become a leper.
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>Send some of my men to apprehend the orc youths
>Orcs attacks my men and they defend themselves, killing one of the orcs in the process
>Hold a hearing in my court
>400lb obese orcish mother is brought to court
>Tells the court her son was a good boy and he dindu nuffin
>Peasants start to riot over "fascist" castle guards

MFW
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>>46570926
Get better friends
>have literal anchor baby friend
>I whistle Mexican hat dance tune around him
>he makes fun of Trump
>we laugh
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>>46570926
>And they're still friends with you?
Not that anon, but it's possible to be friends with someone despite that person holding some pretty disturbing opinions.


Still, you probably shouldn't talk politics with people you don't know, much less expound on the merits of eugenic practices or whatever. Or maybe you should, so that they rightly learn to avoid contact with your sad, disturbed mind. Or maybe, and I know it's a bit of a stretch, but maybe one day you might come to understand that being shunned for your bigotry doesn't make you some kind of martyr.
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>>46571249
Sounds like some one should stop being such a little fascist and stop calling it "bugotry", but a legitimate ideology. You can only be taking the bluepill for so long anon.
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>>46571249
>bigotry
tumblr plz go
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>>46570926
Not that anon but, it's better to be shunned and stand your ground, get some self worth, get new friends, you'll gain respect,
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>>46571090
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>>46570381
Because I saw "your castle is being vandalized by orc youths" and I thought it would be a thread about funny/brutal ways to deal with the problem.
>>46570481
No, I meant what I wrote, also
S A L T Y
A
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>>46569707
Kill every single last Orc as punishment for their transgression. They were on shaky terms already.
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>>46571249
I spent three years cultivating relationships with people in a large roleplaying community. Then one night I mentioned to one of them that I didn't believe in feminism, and that I believed that genderhad a role to play in helping an individual determine the path they want to take through life. Three days late I get an email saying that I'm banned from using the website we used to arrange games and that I was forbidden from showing up to any events schedualed on the website. The reason given was that someone had accused me of sexual harrasment. I reckon this is what finally redpilled me. Libs go on and on about acceptance and tolerance but in reality you either conform to their ideas or you're a nazi.
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>>46570217
>>46570294
I've read on here people talking about LoTR being a very conservative book, but never really cared that much about it. Was there some message I should have picked up from the series about the real world or something?
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>>46572015
>technology's bad bruh
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>>46570926
My friends lean to the right with me
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>>46572189
This isn't really a right-wing stance.
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>>46569707
Not in CKII it's not.

Those are Hungarians.
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>>46570447
If wanting to fight savages who threaten civilised people and make a better world is '/pol/' then the word is no longer useful as an insult.

Because anybody who has a problem with that is insane.
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>>46569707
Well, don't be racist. Open the gate, let them in!
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>>46571242

Same. Except the Frito Bandido theme.
He's bro as fuck and whistles the Different Strokes melody better than anybody.
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>>46572295
Conservatism/traditionalism is pretty right wing, anon.
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>>46572422
>anti-technology =/= conservatism
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>>46572464
That's true, but the one is often found with the other.
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>>46571843

The difference [ime] is, cons think libs are wrong and try to reason with them, but libs think cons are evil and try to silence them.
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>>46572422
That has nothing to do with his statement, people from all political positions have disliked technology.
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>>46572308
It could be worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8yjNbcKkNY
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>>46571843
>Libs go on and on about acceptance and tolerance
>they don't like you if you're not being accepting or tolerant
Who'd have thought?
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>>46572422
Traditionalism is anti-materialism, not anti-tech.
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>>46572595
Anybody who equates not being a feminist with being intolerant is a spiteful lunatic and probably a sexist hypocrite.
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>>46572422
Rightest wing is regressivism, which is what anti-technologism is in a society that has technology.

Progressive -------------------------- Regressive

Have a good one!
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>>46572677
Isn't it great how a huge chunk of the human experience can be so perfectly summed up with a coin flip.
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>>46572744
Duality of man.
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>>46570217
It's really not that obvious, anon. Not to those of us who don't constantly have racial supremacy at the forefront of our minds.
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>>46571242
This

>ethnonationalist traditionalist
>gibs me dat liberal arts Bernie Sanders supporter
>lesbian ''libertarian'' who's a closet fascist
>caricature of the cuckolded Nordic numale

We take the piss out of each other and get along fine.
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>>46572947
Sounds like a fun sitcom, senpai.
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>>46569944
I get the feeling that they really didn't want to do 3 movies.
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>>46572947
Ethnonationalist sounds like a synonym for Odalist.
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>>46573010
The most heated debate we've ever had was on whether Lorkhan is a daedra or aedra.
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>>46570481
And how is that unreasonable? There's already a place on this site for white supremacists to discuss their moronic political views, and this isn't it.
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>>46572363
Congratulations, you now know the reason why /pol/ hates Blacks, Jews, and Asians.
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>>46570730
>tfw black
>tfw covert /pol/ack
>tfw full racial realism /pol/ack
Sometimes I don't know what to feel
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>>46569707
Oh sure, but noone ever takes the knife-ears to task when they do their nasty shit. Fuck you you bigoted, brainwashed elf-sucking shit. I bet you wear a bracelet that says 'never forget' on it, while turning a blind eye to the orcish plight!


yeah, I was trying my best here, sorry it couldn't be better
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>>46573402
A lot of /pol/tards are pretty chill myself included if you are not a nigger, but a respectful person that happens to have black skin.
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>>46573402
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>tfw literal fascist

Listen. I've got a lot of friends that know and don't agree with me, but it probably fucking helps that I'm pretty sure in America we could do it without racism if we tried really hard at it.
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>>46573606
>fascism
>working in a multi-ethnic nation

Balkanization when?
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Put the males to death.
Put the females in my bed chamber.

Quickly now.
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>>46573684
not when its AMERICAN FACISIM
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>>46573505
>>46573606
As a Yuropoor it surprises me that America has a literal and politically active Nazi party as well as a Communist party. You have to admire America's belief in actual, honest free speech.

>>46573684
What is fascism even other than a strongman ideology? While I'm not going to throw around progressive buzzwords, it's kind of infantile: it requires some kind of perfect, flawless leader that simply does not exist. Even Ancien Regime monarchs were bound by laws and traditions at least.
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>>46573735
We talking about Barbarian Kings, Nomadic Kings, Medieval Christian Kings, Pagan Kings, or what? Fascism if you want to play semantics, it could be Monarchy without authority given by the Pope or [Insert Religious leader].
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>>46572595
if they were truly tolerant, they wouldn't treat his intolerance like a communicable disease.
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>>46573735
Rockwell was the leader of a despised fringe group that hasn't been relative for 30 years.
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>>46573156
Also everyone else not agreeing with them.
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>>46573832
*relevant
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help! pol is spreading!
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>>46573810
>We talking about Barbarian Kings, Nomadic Kings, Medieval Christian Kings, Pagan Kings, or what
As I stated, the kings of the Ancien Regime. The absolutist kings such as Louis XIV of the early modern period.

>Fascism if you want to play semantics, it could be Monarchy without authority given by the Pope or [Insert Religious leader].
Wouldn't that definition make Napoleon fascist, or was his power too decentralized (Senate, independent courts) for that?

>>46573832
So? He was in charge of that movement at all, exercising his right to free speech and political organization. In most European countries he'd be in fucking jail for "hate speech".
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I grab their mother and tell her to round up our kids for some spankings.
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>>46573684
It would have to be Cultural Superiority. Take a page from the Romans when you do it.
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>>46574047
napoleon might have had those institutions those for the sake of efficiency
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>>46574079
>Cultural Superiority
The Romans aren't really the best example. Even before everyone within the empire was given Roman citizenship, their system worked according to ius gentius. That is to say "people's law": Roman law applied only to Romans, and the conquered peoples were allowed to apply their own laws as long as they bent the knee to the Roman administration (which they had no say in as it was an affair of Roman citizens).

If you want actual Cultural Superiority, look up Jules Ferry. This man may singlehandedly be responsible for the death of all minority languages and cultures (of which there were more than you can spit at) within France. Ever heard of Piccard or Occitan or Alsacien? No? Guess who's to thank for that.
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>your orcs are being vandalized by castle youths
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>>46574234

> Peaceful, pacifist orcs refusing to resist as local youths paint inappropriate messages on them
> They call it greentext
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>>46571549
Isn't that the one of the activist that gets raped to death by orcs?
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>>46574354
>to death
I wish. All the girls make ahegao faces immediately when they smell the orcs. The second half is all about giving birth to orc babies or something like this.
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>>46574354
Fuck, now I"m reminded of that Swedish man who was forcefully sodomized by a "refugee" and apologized because that "refugee" will be deported.
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>>46569707
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>>46572504
So whos in the right, right, right?
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>>46574234
>>46574289
>your orcs are being vandalized by castle youths
>Peaceful, pacifist orcs refusing to resist as local youths paint inappropriate messages on them
>They call it greentext

I like it.
8/10 would laugh again
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>>46574212
Thank you BASED Jules Ferry. We need more men like you in this era.
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>>46574047
Considering how Hitler was Napoleon 2.0, then yes you could argue for the case of him being Fascist.
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>>46573879
Now we're talking about Liberals. :^)
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>>46574964

> No u (◕‿◕)
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>>46574559
Sauce?
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>>46573735
>America's belief in actual, honest free speech
Well, American government, yes. Your rights to want to be a NatSoc and speak of how you believe the Holocaust never happened are protected from government influence under the Constitution, but it DOES NOT protect you from society.

For example, most of you /co/mrades will already know this, the former CEO of Marvel recently donated around two million dollarey doos of his own personal fortune to a veteran's charity. He was fired because that charity was endorsed by Donald Trump, and it caused a massive SJW outrage. Mind you, these people don't give a flying fuck about comics, they just saw someone doing something they disagreed and successfully attempted to ruin his life.
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>>46577246
>He was fired because that charity was endorsed by Donald Trump, and it caused a massive SJW outrage
Man, I will never be able to understand those people. Even if I think that the war they fought in wasn't that righteous, I would still pay some respect for them.
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>>46574591
No one, not entirely. Those two sides are polar opposites. Good versus evil, only each side thinks they're the good guys.
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>>46574559
Fuck you, it was a Norwegian.
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>>46569707
Once upon a time this thread led to great things. I remember what /tg/ did with it. It was an exercise in worldbuilding spawned from something dumb. I miss that /tg/.
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>tfw no one I know is a furturist globalist-fascist
Suffering, nothing buy cosmopolitan lefties and "muh national idenity" ethnocentrists as far as the eye can see.
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>>46577246
>For example, most of you /co/mrades will already know this, the former CEO of Marvel recently donated around two million dollarey doos of his own personal fortune to a veteran's charity. He was fired because that charity was endorsed by Donald Trump, and it caused a massive SJW outrage. Mind you, these people don't give a flying fuck about comics, they just saw someone doing something they disagreed and successfully attempted to ruin his life.
Oh he was fired? I hadn't heard.
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>>46577246
Man, I hate the shit out of Trump for being an asshole, but are you going to stop eating sugar because Hitler did?
Are you going to stop liking dogs?
Fuck's sake.
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>>46578301
Can I get a layman's explanation for what that means from your point of view, because I can see a couple of ways that could toss out.
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>>46577246
>>46579767
The event in question was being used by The Donald to distract from a debate that he refused to attend.


Giving the money was a pretty clear show of support for the candidate. So I'm not losing any sleep over him getting sacked.
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>>46570926
For me, I actually got a ton of support. But then again non of my friends were ever the trendy metropolitan sort.
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>>46577246

>He was fired

No he wasn't. At least, I can't find anything to suggest that he was. Can you provide a source for this?
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Get to the fourth stage already.

>TFW I still consider myself a classical liberal but have accepted that to modern political structure, my politics would be pushed quite to the right.
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>>46570926

I'm in a similar position to you anon, only I have yet to reveal my political beliefs to them. I also have yet to come out to them as gay. The sad thing is, I think they'd be receptive to the latter but disown me for the former (especially for my support of Trump).
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>>46577246

Are you sure you're not confusing Marvel's CEO with Mozilla's?
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>>46569707
Castrate the Cunts!
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>Nazis don't understand simple genetics
Good luck with all that inbreeding, guys.
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>>46580544
That's funny because most of the current ethnicities coming into Europe have massive problems with inbreeding due to tribally organised cultural norms. The Asian community in the UK, for instance, has a scarily high rate of birth defects because Pakistani society is so inbred.
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>>46579823
Nations based solely upon ethnic history and the like are bad.
We should be working towards a singular, global super-state in the interest of destroying anarchy at all levels of human society, from local to global.
Technology has the potential to be infinitely good, but must be carefully tended and shepherded. Consumption with reckless abandon must be curtailed.
Everyone ought to be held to the same standards of civility, capability, and human virtue, regardless of ethnicity and the like. If a disproportionate amount of members of an ethnic or other some such group cannot meet those standards, tough luck.
Human nature is not set in stone, but is mutable and can be changed for the better.
The state is only as strong as the citizens which compose it, so they ought to be strong as well. Individual strength, purpose, and virtue for the interest of collective strength, purpose, and virtue.
War and suffering are not necessarily bad, but may foster greater purpose/
Nature is not necessarily good, but is both a resource that we ought to utilize and conserve, and a grand work of art that ought to be preserved. To reduce our need on nature allows us to gradually reduce the first part, and instead focus on the second.
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>>46580638
And the same is true for North Africans, Afghans, etc.
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Honestly, I'd probably support red pill type politics if they didn't call for executing me for being gay or making my non-white relatives second class citizens.
Never seemed to be a lot of personal integrity in supporting people who would love nothing more than to savagely beat you and your kin.
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>>46569831
They should make that Kingdom under Neo-Liberalism
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>>46574354
citation?
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>>46579983
you shouldn't get fired from a job because you donated your own money to someone you support.
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At least this style of shitpost is more /tg/-related than meta. It's a bit meta, but in a fun way.

I like making fun of politics /tg/-style. Whether it's communists and their delusions, Nazis, or anyone else, it's actually nice because it brings out some of the inherently nonsensical parts of the setting, real life, or both.

Fantasy was, for a long time, inherently conservative. There's a natural order, some people are naturally dumb as fuck or evil, genocide is cool, everyone is nationalist or a religious fanatic. etc. These days, social reformers/terrible social engineers (depending on your pov) have tried to reverse this. Both versions of the idea have their stupid points.

My only problem with /pol/posting is when it's like,
>haha orks are niggers
>fuck niggers, i mean orks
>jews did this
>but uh the orks din du nuffin

That's not subtle or nuanced or anything other than shitposting maymays from other boards
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>>46574354
Basically they become breeding ahegao looking sows due to "chemicals" that the orcs give off
Kinda ruins the point of the doujin, that all the women wanted the cock before the orcs broke free
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>>46570730
>>46570926
>>46571242

could be worse

>be almost in the exact middle of the political alignment chart

I can't talk about politics with someone without hitting major disagreements immediately. Doesn't matter what way they lean.
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>>46580544

How big do you think a population has to be before it's generally safe from the deleterious effects of excessive inbreeding?

Because I can't think of a single European nation-state that is too small to survive for at least a few hundred years without bad effects, other than the Vatican. Even Andorra has 80,000 people - far more than enough.
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>>46582194
gonna need a source
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>>46571549
That's hentai, isn't it.
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>>46582265
i'm too lazy to link.
>nhentai
>pregnant tags
>sort popular
>Fan no Hitomi iirc
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>>46572504
A lot of arm chair conservatives call liberals idiots, retards, etc. They make the false assumption the conservatism is the only logical answer, and that any other opinion could only exist because the other person wasn't smart enough to figure things out on their own.

Ironically enough, the people doing this are usually retards themselves.
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>>46570272
At least my spy master and his assasins are still competent.

Have them remove corrupt individuals within the guard directly and I'll send a paladin to whop them into shape.
Let them poison the hermit and make it look like a heart attack.
Spread news about a new colonist movement to those peasants who were following him and send them to some tribal country so they can experience real life and give up on these lazy "ideals".

Since when did we stop the public executions of Orcs and half-Orcs ?
Weren't they to be arrested or killed on sight?

At least my son is all right.
Playing around as a prince is normal but I might consider getting him some tutors so he doesn't fall for ideas of equality and that now dead beer hermit.
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>>46574581
>Feudal-Era Splatoon.jpg
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>>46582346
thanks m8, i found it, and more!
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>>46569707
Kill them, put swords in their hands, and claim you assumed they were raiders
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>>46582491
no problem m8
From more monster on girl action look up pichi pichi garou r on ehentai
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>>46572504
>>46582368
Confirmation bias.
Everyone that has beliefs that oppose yours 'must be wrong', because you decide who you think is wrong, and since you've come to the conclusion that your position is right, the other person must be wrong simply by A implies not (not A).
It's not even always, 'everyone's right', it's 'nobody's willing to agree on an answer, so we don't have a universal one'.
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>>46580668
oh yes anon

lets team up and get this revolution rolling
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>>46569707

>dress as an ork youth
>join in the vandalism with them
>tell them how cool it would be if we vandalized the castle next door (my rival) instead of this one
>that guy is an orc-hater after all
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>>46582511
m8 please, my benis
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>>46572595
Anon only stated one political opinion and was immediately accused and "excommunicated" for it.
So he said he believes that gender roles are there for a reason.
Anthropology agrees with him.
Some autistic tumblrina doesn't and goes out of her/his way to shut him up.
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>>46577848
So like, a hop and a skip west?
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>>46582649
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>>46582677
F-FOR THE EMPEROR
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>>46569707
>Immediately after it is cleaned, your castle is then vandalised by human youths, and after that is cleaned, elven youths.
>You find out that the local knight's academy is having an unofficial competition to see who could create the 'best' work of vandalism.
>The plot is found out, and the academy brings the dishonorable trainees before you for judgement.
Wat do?
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>>46570217
Orcs are a metaphor for people corrupted by war you dumb fucking retard. It has more to do with the madness of the world wars than your rahowa fantasies.
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>>46582695
Let them pay astronomical fines and let them go with a public warning that vandalism on any public or royal property will lead to striping of rights as citizens or nobles and that the perpetrators will be enslaved and sent to the colonies as slave labor.
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>>46582553
No anon, not a revolution, but a reformation.

We are civilized beings capable of civilized progress, and violent revolution ought only be an option when the movement or way of thought is at risk of being quashed.
Violence and war, when used against the ruling power, is a means of anarchy (no matter how temporary), and thus ought be considered carefully.
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>>46582654
>Anthropology agrees with him.
Actual anthropologist here. Anthropology doesn't, anthropology isn't even sure gender roles were that universal.

For one we had to extend the definition of gatherer into meaninglessness to justify the idea of men hunt women gather, to a point where a lot of research just drops the idea altogether.
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>>46582822
harsh

>>46582695
have them line up in the courtyard of the castle for punishment, put some stockades out for the proper effect

have my serfs hide on the walls/roofs etc. any place they can fit out of sight

>I am very disappointed in you lot, this is not knightly behavior
>but neither is this

have serfs rain down water balloons filled with shaving cream into the courtyard

have my court fools strip naked and lube up with shaving cream before running out and tackling as many trainees as they can

hang a banner over the gate that says "all ye who are homosexuals pass under this banner"

>NOBODY MESSES WITH THE PRANK KING
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>>46582932
>Actual anthropologist here.
First year undergraduate "anthropologist", or a legitimate anthropologist?
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>>46582958
Dropped out of grad school after my master and doing salvage archaeology part time.
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>>46582970
Is your discipline even remotely related to making statements about gender roles in relation to humans in general, or is it something specific that would only allow you to make claims based on school studies rather than personal research?
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>>46569707
Recruit them into the army, form a special unit called the "Hooligans" and unleash them into the countryside of my enemies.

Give them support in the form of arms, more Hooligans, and supplies.
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>>46572677
National socialism is left wing you turd and is exactly the kind of "progressive" crap you worship.

Also learn that right and left wing are about economic models.

Left wing is advocating socialism or communism which are ineffective economic models that harmed 2/3 of the worlds population and often rely on totalitarian means to enforce their ideals kicking at screaming at any opposed view as racist, fascist etc.

Right wing is about economic and personal freedoms as well as responsibility naturally enforced through a free market and state regulations to prevent monopolies' and corruption (the US failed in that aspect because it allows lobbying which is just another way of calling bribes).

The left wing is meant to stay a political opposition to keep the right wing functioning properly.

So now we have the phenomena of Trump and Sanders who are both embodiments of what the established political factions who descended into decadence fear.
Outspoken popular competition for their voters.

Also I don't believe that either of them is as stupid as they seem over the net.

Trump wants to actually enforce US laws to protect the work market and workers rights, tax system etc. (which is ironically more left wing) as well as bring back production and crafts that bring jobs to the average citizen.
He's using base rhetoric to get into office and is being insulting to gather public support.
This earned him what he wants as well as some flack from his opposition which discredits it self by causing violence on his rallies.

Bernie probably wants to make a " New Deal" kind of thing to get jobs for the minorities but he's ignoring the need to educate them so Black supremacist groups like the New Black Panthers (literally KKK but black gang members instead of southern hicks) and other gangs stop garnering such support.
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>>46573033
That is just Martin Freeman's quirk on the set. He likes fingering people.
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>>46570294
Oddly enough Orcs are post-industrialization Europe ("we were all orcs in the Great War") except in that they resemble debased Mongol caricatures.

"Orcs as savage tribal primitives" didn't come around until Warcraft.

Humans come in all shapes and sizes (westron, southron, easterling, etc)

Dwarves are Semitic

Elves are "Norsemen except better"
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>>46583135
How will he pay for it?
Without starting trade wars engaging in illegal seizures?
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>>46583911
>or
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>>46570272
>encouraging bard behaviour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S7QARslq74
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>Send guards to apprehend them passively
>Record the whole thing on Seer-SeerTV
>Orc people get uppidy calling it a hatecrime
>Leak the racial abuse and arrogant violent nature of the youths vision into the court hearing
>dindu nuffin orcs settle down and stop talking shit
>Ogres drag them to do a year in the juvenile mining pits for assaulting a justiciar officer.

And all was well.
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>>46569707

>your castle is NOT being vandalized by orcs
>or anyone else
>because everyone thinks its abandoned
>mfw
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>>46583135
>Also learn that right and left wing are about economic models
So, there is neither left nor right in the USA?

>Left wing is advocating socialism or communism which are ineffective economic models that harmed 2/3 of the worlds population and often rely on totalitarian means to enforce their ideals kicking at screaming at any opposed view as racist, fascist etc.
So, neither Trotsky not Stalin were left?

>The left wing is meant to stay a political opposition to keep the right wing functioning properly.
So, modern Russia has a perfect political system?
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I want /undercover pol/ to leave
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>>46584411
>undercover
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>>46584299
right and left are outdated in terms of terminology. Two or more axes are needed to accurately describe the relative orientation of different political ideologies. Neoconservatism, Libertarianism, Paleoconservatism and Anarchocapitalism could all be described as "right," but that says more about what they aren't than what they are.

>>46584411
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>>46580671
"Asian" in the UK is a euphemism for any people from the southwestern corner of Asia and northeastern corner of Africa, specifically those of the Islamic faith, as a broad ethnic group.
When they talk about Asians they aren't talking about hardworking short people who are good at math.
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>>46584510
quick question, does that include dotheads?
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>>46573146

Whoa, redguard detected.
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>>46582695

Are they hot?
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>>46584447
They are not actually outdated. It's just that the terms have nothing to do with legal or economic policies, and everything with media and image.

Given two debating politicians with exactly IDENTICAL programs, we must still be able immediately identify one of them as a "left" one, and another one as a "right". Otherwise it gets confusing and we lose interest in the political debate.

Not going tinfoil "WE'RE ALL BEING PLAYED DEM JEWS CONTROL EVERYTHING", only saying that left and right are necessary elements of political show which is the essential element of modern populist politics.
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>>46584537
The castes that look similar to Middle Easterners, sometimes. But not intentionally, by and large.
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>>46584620
wait they keep their castes and stuff?
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>>46584645
Why wouldn't they? Do you think arabs stop hating other arabs as soon as they move abroad, or stop honorkilling, or that africans stop performing genital mutilation on their little girls?
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>>46584704
I dunno, there seems to be a difference between not talking to someone and killing their girls
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>>46584704
>or that africans stop performing genital mutilation on their little girls
You're saying "performing genital mutilation" as if there was something wrong with it.
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Your king is a pussy, plain and simple.
There's so much wrong in this country.
Crime and corruption is everywhere, perpetrated by both humans and nonhumans.
The obedience to the law is almost optional.
You need a king that will keep the people in check.
Put both humans and nonhumans in internment camps while you put the royal family and the soldiers in a huge manor, on top of a huge castle, on top of a huge castle. Put a wall around the country, force your mages to cast a spell that will enforce obedience, and watch as the people worship you for saving them from themselves.
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>Elves have begun muscling in on all the small businesses and now many of the major banks. lawfirms, private doctors and businesses are run exclusively by elves, putting out the other races in your kingdom.
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>>46584411
Me too. Almost every fun thread turns into a /pol/ shitpost fest halfway through. They don't even play TRPGs. At this point, /pol/ is basically the youtube comment section.
The SJW spammer can go, too.
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>>46584604
>the two party system is a natural answer to a real problem

fuck that noise
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>>46569707
This board needs more pig orcs and less nig orcs. Make /tg/ great again 2016
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>>46584729
I don't believe sexually mutilating the innocent is ever justifiable.

And if you do I'd quite cheerfully stab you at the pissing trough, and not a man in the house would testify.

You better be careful not to show your true colours somewhere people can corner you.

Anonymity brings out what people are really like y'see, and all you're doing is marking yourself as the sort of person you step over if you see them bleeding in the street.
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>>46584837
>posting true statements about the nature of human society wrapped in a fantasy context is exclusive to /pol/

LOL idiot
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>>46580173
No, Mozilla's CEO "voluntarily" resigned because he didn't support fags or something.
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>>46585115
Learn to read, shitter. I don't mind the thread or discussions in a fantasy context at all. What I DO mind, is that every fucking thread lately degenerates to
>muh SJW boogeyman
vs
>muh special tumblr feelings

Or in this case a discussion about European politics. Does Europe seem like a fantasy context to you? I mean, sure, Cameron fucks pigs and Merkel looks like a cave troll.
If you shitters managed to stay in character and made fun fantasy jabs at real life politics, sure, this could have been a cool thread. You didn't, though. You can't just bring any discussion from any other board, post like 2 /tg/ related posts and for the rest of the thread claim it's somehow /tg/-related, because it's really not.
Fuck off to you containment board or reddit or tumblr or wherever the fuck you came from.
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>>46585115
>LOL
This shit is more underage/b/& than /pol/ at this point.
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>>46583441
>Elves are "Norsemen except better"
Fucking what?
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>>46585761
Elves are always better because unlike real Norsemen, they'd never submit to the race-mixing dogma of the Semite
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>1/3 of thread is good, rest is arguing.
>Both arguing sides ignore the good posts, because it is more important to tell other guy his option is bad, bad wrong.

>mfw when, i am part of the problem
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>>46585068
ho wow so edgy
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>>46573402
Don't be ashamed of it.

Most people on /pol/ don't hate black people but black ''culture'' which could be fixed if there was someone interested in investing in their education to teach them crafts and capitalist values.
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>>46574289
My sides are in the orbit.
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>>46586721
You cannot "fix" them, just like you can't teach a cow to not eat grass. Nature can't be changed.
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>>46586721
>implying they won't fall back into nig behavior the second you're not watching them
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>>46570770
>>46570901
/pol/ bleeding into other boards can be funny when it's done right.

Speaking of Gnome Jewery: did anyone ever do the Twin Skulls quest from Arcanum?
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>>46586748
>>46586777
Then how come successful niggers don't resort to their original habits?
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>>46586777
>>46586748
You cant be serious, do you also think magic is real?
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>>46586789
Because they're constantly being watched by humans?

>>46586797
That's for Mormons and blacks
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>>46586748
>can't teach a cow to not eat grass
Explain Ben Carson
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>>46586821
He's very good at playing pretend to entertain his masters. But he's really just going through the motions without any capacity to understand the substance of what he's doing. Like training a parrot to speak, it doesn't actually understand language. It's amusing.
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not all orcs vandalize castles. Stop demonizing orcs.

Orks on the other hand...
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>>46583911
How about deploying soldiers on the border where they are needed and using drones for border-control instead of bombing someone in the bumfuck of nowhere in Syria.
Leave it to the Russians to clean up there.

You aren't seriously expecting him to build a wall or are you?

Police and Immigration services already need a bigger budget so giving them money to actually do their jobs is a good thing.

How passing a law for all the illegals who are already here to report them selves so they get papers and can initiate the process of gaining citizenship during the next 5-10 years.
Those caught for committing violent crime, theft etc. get deported and loose the opportunity while those that can act civil get to stay.
It will help labor rights and has to be tied in with a reform of the public education which needs to focus on teaching crafts instead of deluding kids into focusing on that useless basketball diploma.

Seizing property from capitol offenders of tax evasion seems to be a good way to fill the budget.
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>>46586721
>Most people on /pol/ don't hate black people but black ''culture''
>Implying /pol/ makes any distinction
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>>46584869
I prefer the Austrian model where parties no longer exist and each parliament member has to be a directly elected candidate.
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>>46586915
What kind of parallel universe Austria are you talking about m8, I would've known if political parties had stopped existing in my own country
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>>46586856
So you're saying a literal brain surgeon doesn't know what he's saying?

I don't always call tinfoil, but really?
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>trying to reason with /pol/tards
You might as well be talking to a brick wall.
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>>46569833

I've got a few Grand Wizards from a clan I know that can do the job.
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>>46586977
You're posting on one of our boards now, try being less of a disrespectful shitter
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>>46569833
>tfw humans cannot get in their homes where orcs live in peace and prosperity.
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>>46570447

It's not a secret. Despite the lefties here, most of us /tg/ and /pol/ get along on a lot of issues. Especially with feminists and SJWs trying to make our gaming nights "safe spaces".

>>46573450
Had a kek.
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>>46586986
Well as long as it's a clan and not a klan
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>>46586994
>orcs
>peace

If only they could stop stabbing each other and becoming violent addicts...
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>>46586994
>peace and prosperity
>do things like >>/gif/8386732 regularly
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>>46587018
I'm honestly surprised the leftards keep coming here after being BTFOed every single time they try to start shit...
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>>46587081
>leftards
Nothing you have to say is of value.
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>>46587111
There they go again with the insults because they can't into actual arguments
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>>46587117
>Makes no arguments
>"Waaagh why can't you into arguments. Leftards just keep using insults"
Even your b8 is shitty and uninspired.
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>>46587133
It's cute how deluded you are
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>>46587133
>Makes no arguments
His statement was that left-leaning thinking has been constantly blow the fuck out by basic logic, and instead of refuting him by, I don't know, posting evidence that he is wrong, you just jump to ad-hom shitflining
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>>46570217
"Blatant" is a word that means obvious.
"Glaring"is also a word that means obvious.
"Blaring" is a word associated with sound which means "excessively loud".
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>>46583441
>Elves are "Norsemen except better"

How? What about the elven culture is remotely Nordic?
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>>46587077
fan no hitori - uprising
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>>46587181
So leftard isn't ad hominem, but me saying his ad hominem attack is worthless is?

Do you know how I realise you're just b8ing?
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>>46587254
>false equivalence

Look out, he's done it again.
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>>46587275
Wow conservacuck, nice ad homenim. Come back when you grow two neurons to rub together and you can form a coherent debate.
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>>46587311
Did you not read this entire thread or are you just trolling?
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>>46583135
>National socialism is left wing you turd and is exactly the kind of "progressive" crap you worship.
Uh, ok? I mean, you're wrong, but ok.

>Also learn that right and left wing are about economic models.
No they're not. This is generally obscured because Americans don't use any of the terms correctly. The United States is a very right-wing society on the whole, which is why a centrist like Bernie Sanders seems "radically left wing" to Americans. He's left of Genghis Khan, of course, but right of Teddy Roosevelt.

>>46584299
>So, there is neither left nor right in the USA?
Yes, the logical conclusion of his ignorance is that America has transcended politics.

>>46584447
>right and left are outdated in terms of terminology. Two or more axes are needed to accurately describe the relative orientation of different political ideologies.
That is my understanding and opinion. I merely pointed out that Progressivism is on the left end of that spectrum, while Regressivism is on the right end. He flipped his shit because he's insecure about his politics.
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>>46587275
*yawn*
Like I said, uninspired.
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>>46587328
Little of both. It's obvious no one's actually going to change opinions here.
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>>46587311
Liberals are in charge of knowing what ad hom means
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>Browsing /tg/
>Get a dose of /pol/

Where's my popcorn?
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>>46587081

Just like other spaces and institutions, they will try to take it over and corrupt it to suit their ends. For now, we're winning. But we must always be vigilant if we're to keep /tg/ fun.
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>>46587444
Wow faggot, nice argument you got there. Have you considered a job in football? I've never seen someone shift a goalpost so masterfully.
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>>46584812
Elves are our greatest ally you anti-silmarillite
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>>46569831
FemNurgle please go

Just stay on tumblr where chaos creatures belong
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>>46587061
Cross board posting is 3 arrows, assuming post number and board are right it should be:
>>>/gif/8386732
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>>46587495
DEY DURK'R JURBS
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>>46573156
>Asains
What? Opinions on them range from them being 'soulless automatons' to 'honorary Aryans,' whereas Jews range from "responsible for all the evils of the world" to "maybe 1% of Jews are okay" and Blacks range from "all are violent savages" to "a handful aren't violent savages", they don't belong on that list at all.
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>>46587485
Fine, allow me to come down to your level.

Ahem

Check your privilege you racist misogynistic shitlord, I bet you work for a capitalist corporation that pollutes to the environment and causes global warming. And stop saying faggot! It triggers me and it's homophobic. I AM LITERALLY FUCKING TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW.
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>>46587751
Wow faggotron, great comeback. You work for an agricultural tool assembly company? 'Cause you sure built that strawman pretty fast.
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>>46569707
Isn't this what we keep those cauldrons of boiling oil for?
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>>46584869
>the two party system is a natural answer to a real problem
I don't think so, honestly. It's actually American projections on your side. Here in Russia we have basically One Party of Power system, yet individual politicians STILL can be identified as "left" or "right". It's fucking universal.

>>46583135
>National socialism is left wing you turd and is exactly the kind of "progressive" crap you worship.
National socialism protected the interests of German CAPITAL, and political leadership of Nazi Germany was closely tied with large German businesses. So, it was in fact much closer to American Right than to any sort of modern Socialism. Daily reminder that Hitler's main political opponents were Social-Democrats, which eventually formed the modern European leadership.
>B-but the party was called NSDAP!
And Lenin's part was called VKP(b), it soesn't fucking mean that Russia had Communism.
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>tfw most of your kingdom's women are getting wet for BGCs and all you could do is hate yourself for being a cuck.
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>>46588141
>playing in a setting where orcs reproduce sexually
Born to cuck.
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>>46583441
Elves aren't norsement.
They're Vanir.
Ie, modeled not after actual people, but mythical people.
Huge difference.
The Dwarf Semitism is mostly the fault of old stereotypes, because medieval Europe a shit.
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>>46569707

"Nice work. I'll pay you 500 gold to do a mural on the outside walls. Demons, monsters, Hellfire, all that shit."
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>>46588281
>medieval Europe a shit
>implying periodical jew hunts are a bad thing

tumbler pls
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>>46588085
>And Lenin's part was called VKP(b), it soesn't fucking mean that Russia had Communism.
Oh, you are one of those people.
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