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Xenos women and the men who love them
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Please share all the cute stuff you have regarding this subject
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>>46510279
Tali best girl
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>>46510279
Please stop making these threads. Go to /c/ or /r/ and fuck off.
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>>46510375
Not like we have much better to do.
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>>46510566
>>46510601
Got anything like this of Xenomorphs?
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>>46510609
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>>46510609
Most alien stuff ends up being a lot closer to humans. At least with the predators, you can sorta see it just being cute versions if them instead of having actual human qualities.
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Do you orefer your alien girls to actually look alien, or more cosplay tier?
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Are Eldar xeno enough?
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>>46511001
Why not?
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>>46510298
She really is.
Maybe it's the Norwegian accent, but she was 200% cute.
In my renegade playthrough, I went with Miranda so Bird-Bro could have best girl.
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>>46511019
This is now an Eldar waifu thread.
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>>46510927
What do the moonrunes say?
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>>46510279
Xenos and species traitors can fucking hang.
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>>46511036
>Miranda
WORST GIRL
At least go for Liara, who is second best girl
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>>46511105
>is this real proper combat armor... it is very revealing
>bitch my dick has been hanging out the entire series!
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>>46510927
Are these guys "cosplay tier"?
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>>46511128
>implying sexually dominating xenos females and female-analogues isn't one of the many ways by which to express the glory of man
>implying our women are human regardless
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>>46510927
Alien is good. Near-human is okay too though; though I'll have deep suspicions they're actually transhumans or something.
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>>46511192
>Viper
I don't like being eaten by my waifu, thanks.
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>>46511192
That sounds like species-treason to me, citizen.
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>>46511208
Hey, what's wrong with transhumans? Don't you realize it is the ~CURRENT YEAR~?
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>>46511219
>he doesnt want a cute viper waifu.
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>>46511219
>implying being her hot rock isn't worth the danger

Do fantasy races technically count as xeno?
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>>46511192
>lips
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>>46511240
There's nothing wrong with transhumans. Radical genetic engineering and cybernetics and whatnot are exciting. But any resulting odd-looking people aren't exactly aliens as I understand them.
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>>46511044
Eldar waifus best waifus.
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>>46511220
Hey, if we can politically, economically, and militarily dominate their space-nations, I don't see why we can't sexually dominate their space-women.

>>46511255
>implying they don't look qter that way
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>>46511254
No. I think you need to be from off world to do that.
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>>46511248
>he lies with snakes
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>>46511001

Pointy ears are great an all but for this thread we need to go deeper
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>>46511281
Almost as if the old
Ones designed them
To be perfect
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>>46510932
Is this that thing from Cydonia? If it's not that alien was super hot to me. It was total coincidence I ever saw but I'm glad I did.
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>>46511292
>tsumagi
She is too pure; and besides, I think it's more the "them being non-human sapients" bit that makes it xeno, not necesarily them being off world.

>>46511304
>he doesn't lie with snayyks
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>>46511288
>weakening the human gene pool
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>>46511321
I dont think so, but i felt bad for the little thing. She just wanted a friend and
he crushed her alive
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>>46511353
>not wanting to improve the human race with enhanced alien abilities.
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>>46511353
>implying crossbreeding between extra-terrestrial species is even possible
Even if it were possible through genetic modification, that would imply that all life shares a basic factor of genetic design, making everything human removed to some degree.

If cross breeding was possible WITHOUT genetic modification, then that just opens up a whole new can of worms on the history of life in the universe.
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>>46511321
I don't really know what you're referring to, I think I found that picture here somewhere.
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>>46511353
>diluting the non-human gene pool
Just keep a sufficient amount of pure humans on hand and everything's good.
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>>46511334
>snake Tities
I don't have a problem with this but I would like to know why snake aliens have tits
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>>46511292
>>46511393
Why is she such a pure cinnamon bun.

>>46511416
le token vl
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>>46511404
Nothing wrong with tryijg anon. I will make love to my cute alien all day long if necessary!
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>>46511412
Fuck that
The moment we meet beautiful green women, thats it. 'pure humans' will be the minatory within 100 years.
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>>46511183
Togrutas a best
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>>46511319
True perfection.
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>>46511416
>>46511430
Le token black science man in XCOM2 said they were "venom sacs", but I find it much more reasonable to believe that the vipers were modified to actually have tits.
They are policewomen, after all

>>46511442
That's were ectogenesis, surrogate mothers, and preserved DNA comes in.
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>>46511456
YEAH

I never got super into Star Wars lore with cross breeding and shit
Is that possible?
Human-Alien babies?
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>>46511430
She just wants your love.
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Here, have a whatever this is I found here on /tg/
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>>46511456
I don't know anything about Star Wars but I jacked off plenty of times to those blue women with the tentacles on their head. They're the best.
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>>46511482
>That's were ectogenesis, surrogate mothers, and preserved DNA comes in
Human women delegated to being babysitters for happy HM/XF couples, I LOVE IT
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>>46511520
humans and twi'leks, yes.
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>>46511557
TIME FOR FAN FICTION
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>>46511541
Twi'lek
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>>46511528
No giant alien hybrid as any right to be that adorable.

>>46511482
Also, to expand on this, it would be a tragedy to not allow the xenos-women of the galaxy the glory of the pure human male.

>>46511547
>implying human women would even exist then
I mean, probably in a few puritan or traditionalist communities, but pretty much anyone using that tech is going to choose to have a boy.
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>>46511393
>wanting to corrupt the perfect human form with foul alien genes

That's treason and you know it.

>>46511404
All the more reason to pray the ayy away.

With thermonuclear fire.

>>46511412
How would you go about that, though? The way I see it, t's easier to just not fuck the aliens.

>>46511442
Species-traitors get out.
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>>46511592
>not wanting to uplift the lesser ayys by imbuing them with but a fragment of our perfect, almost divinely aesthetic form.
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>>46511592
Please no bully. She is a good girl and just wants peace between species.
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>>46511592
More alien booty for us.
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>>46511570
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>>46511592
What's your problem with aliens? Not all settings are 40k where all aliens ever are evil for no reason.
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>>46511677
Don't worry that's just space Hitler. We try to ignore him.
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>>46511677
I'm sure some people would actually feel that way if aliums landed tommorow.
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>>46511708
>implying Hitler didn't have some kike qts on the side
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>>46511733
It depends on if they have vaguely feminine curves and identifiable curves, desu.
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>>46511677
Actually Craftworld Eldar are more or less good guys when they're not fucking new Chaos gods into existence.
Also there's Tau, if you don't think brainwashing and rigid caste systems are evil.
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>>46510279
>>46510298
FIRM
SUPERIOR
QUARIAN
POSTERIOR

>>46511140
>Liara
>Anywhere but the trash
I'm disappointed in you anon.

>>46511192
>implying our women are human regardless
Pic related.
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>>46511760
No, even if they were human tier in appearance, i can just hear the arguments against mixing human and alien dna.
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>>46511677
Apparently, he's on his high horse named "Muh Species Purity"

On another note, what would be the status of pic related? If the alien organism and host were merged or if the alien was basically piloting the body around like some sort of meat puppet?
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>>46511656
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>>46511592
>How would you go about that, though?
There's a lot of ways, and ideally we would use all of them with multiple redundancies to assure the preservation of humanity. Genetic storage, quarantine planets, isolated compounds for the fundamentals to let them stay away from the ayy, programs to financially encourage breeding with aliens or other humans depending on what's best for humanity at the moment. Things like that.
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>>46511797
>>implying our women are human regardless
>Pic related.
How's your wife's son, doing?
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>>46511822
>I'll uh...be in my bunk
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>>46511677
Don't lump me in with the 40kids.

: ^ (
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>>46511797
Liara can't be trash tier, anon.

Miranda fills up the whole bin just by existing.
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>>46511140
>>46511884
What's so bad about Miranda?
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Alien x human love
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>>46511824
>programs to financially encourage breeding with aliens
>getting paid the big bucks to have a qt alien waifu and raise a happy family
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>>46511824
How sad. Alien love should be spread to every human man.
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>>46511821
Kill on sight. It's just a very complicated parasite.
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>>46511920
oh boy, here we go.
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>>46511920
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>>46511912
>muh dad
>muh genetic perfection
>muh useless womb
The only thing going for her is her big fat ass, and maybe her accent
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>>46511850
>If you're not a beta MGTOW faggot you're a beta cuck faggot
Ebin logic, uboated! XDDDDDDD

>>46511884
Being Asari Vermin overrides Miranda's just general shittiness. The compound shittiness of both her character and her species makes Liara a shoe in for worst girl.
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>>46511876
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>>46511528
Dat tail shake when shes happy
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>>46511804
Sounds impossible though. There'd sadly be biochemical barriers here and there. Even Tali has this with Shepard and they can't eat the same foods. Or at least it would taste like nothing to them and vice versa.
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>>46511958
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>>46511967
>MGTOW
I keep seeing this shit everywhere, what does it mean?
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>>46511019
For some reason I thought that was Dialga and Palkia.
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>>46511883
>don't lump me in with 40k
>might as well be quoting it

the sword goes both ways

>>46511912
shitty personality
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>>46511978
Ive seen enough holovids to know where this is going
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>>46511982
She is probably the biggest moe blob in the universe.
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Here is a gay one
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>>46512018
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>>46511967
>Ebin logic, uboated! XDDDDDDD
I'd happily marry a woman if she wasn't a fucking slut who's ready to take half my shit the second we have an argument.

>>46511997
Men Going Their Own Way.
Pragmatism that evolved into full blown general misogyny.
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>>46511983
Im sure they have machines that will allow succuessful splicing of dna and reproduction
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>>46511997
You know that kind of fat, beta, autistic neckbeard who bitches about the friendzone and basically acts like the male version of a whiny feminist? Yeah, those guys.
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>>46512046
>I'd happily marry a woman if she wasn't a fucking slut who's ready to take half my shit the second we have an argument.
Then don't date feminists. Problem solved.
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>>46512057
>>46512046
So /r9k/'s sour grapes philosophy now has a name and it's spreading?
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>>46512088
>Then don't date feminists. Problem solved.
they're everywhere

>>46512108
Pretty much, except it was somewhat reasonable at the start.
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>my gigantic alien bride cant be this moe
https://youtu.be/pOh78j8F3-o
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>>46512108
First it went to /pol/ now its come here. It might as well be the very definition of pathetic
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>>46512040
Dat Pateesa
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>>46512040
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>>46512154

>reasonable at the start

>fuck the family unit, just never have sex or only go around fucking like a degenerate and ruin the foundation of the species
>reasonable

No.
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>>46512201
I've never been to /r9k/

The more I hear about it, the less and less I want to go any where near it.
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>>46512201
>it's unreasonable to not engage in relationships with women that are likely to destroy the family anyways, and take your most your shit and your kids anyways
You're thinking of the general "all women are whores all the time natalists are cucks a bloo bloo hoo" faggots that now lay claim to the 'movement'.
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>>46512154
>>46512178
Let's be clear here:
There's absolutely nothing wrong with not wanting to get tangled in a web of commitment, alimony, bitterness and emasculation. Just don't fucking turn it into a label and wear it in your sleeve.

There's plenty of quality girls out there that want to raise a family, find one for yourself and quit bitching. Most of them are black or latina tho
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>>46510375
Agreed, "anything related to fiction not set in current year earth" is not /tg/ like some people seem to think.
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Can we stop talking /pol/ please?
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>>46512248
Why do blacks and latinas like white men so much?
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>>46512322
*/r9k/
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>>46512187
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>>46512108
Yeah, MGTOW is basically just /r9k/, the movement. It's pretty fucking autistic and edgy.

>>46512154
>they're everywhere
They're less than 26% of women in the United States. Less than 18% if you're a britbong.
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>>46512322
Agreed, more xenos qts who are superior wives/mother than human women
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>>46512322
Agreed, let's get back to talking about qt xeno waifus,
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I am pull this thread back from the brink
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>>46512352
I miss his voice
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>>46512187

Mmm. I bet she tastes like that Watermelon taffy
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>>46512385
Post hanar
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>>46512364
She looks comfy
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>>46512385
Is is time for Quarians?
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>>46512409
>literal space gypsy

I mean i saw this coming but damn
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>>46512465
But space gypsies are adorable anon. Besides, any enemy of the Slav and the Bong is a friend of mine.
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>>46512464
I should always be time for Quarians
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>>46511557
Also these fine things.
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>>46512488
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>>46512463
Exceedingly.
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>>46512331
I've heard very convincing arguments that they equate white men with financial/emotional stability and the road to a happy family. Things that they probably didn't have growing up and yearn for themselves and their children.

Black men are enormously butthurt at black girl chasing white boys, latino guys are more bro-tier
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>>46512566
Please leave.
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>>46512566
>Black men are enormously butthurt at black girl chasing white boys
Ironically though, they don't want anything to do with black women either. And the black feminists are butthurt about that.
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>>46512587
not him, but black cuckboi detected
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>>46512518
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>>46512521
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>>46512587
It's 4chan, casual racism is status quo
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>>46512488
>gypsies are adorable
no
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>>46512630
buttblasted yuropoor detected
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>>46512617
I mean that human/mariluka crossbreeds are possible. Just to be totally clear.
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>>46512671
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>>46512331
Financial stability. Less likely to become alcholics. Fatherhood seen as a beneficial quality.

Having a white dad for your kids gives them a leg up in life.
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this one is fucking stupid but its cute so fuck you
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My head canon has always been that Quarian/Human Hybrids are possible, but no one has every tired it before because, well, the suits.

Yes I know its bull shit, and no I don't care because tali is qt and would be a great mother
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>>46512364
I wasn't ready for this level of cute. Snek waifu a qt.
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>>46512696
>you'll never befriend a qt3.14 quarian
>she'll never fall in love with you
>you'll never experiment with nerve stimulation until she works up the courage to take her suit off
>She'll never let you be the first person to touch her skin

Why even live?
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>>46512783
Youre really heads over heels innit arent you anon?
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>>46511961
>>46512015
Miranda or Ashley?
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>>46512801
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>>46512783
Their DNA is bent the wrong way.
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>>46512807
I crossed that line a long time ago
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I liked Tali from ME1 and wasn't that happey when she wasn't romanceable. She reminded me a lot of Aerie from BG2. The photo in ME3 was the worst.
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>>46512815
Tali
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>>46512792
She's adorable.
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>>46512843
What did you not like the new filigre on her suit?
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>>46512843
The thing is she almost was. But BioWhere? failed to understand their creation (as usual) and cut it because they felt there wouldn't be enough interest to justify the cost of recording all the lines and animating cutscenes. Boy were they wrong.

Also white/grey Quarians best Quarians

>>46512855
How can one girl be so best?
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>>46512594
Keep in mind that a black girl will be a submissive, adorable, sweetheart waifu around her white boyfriend; a kind of a cunt with her black boyfriend.
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Would human sexuality affect aliens? Like, would a subsection of aliens actively try to appeal to human men and women by adopting some sexual habits, evolving or adapting to human tastes, or even have some kind of inferiority complex towards what humans hold up as high beauty and sexual standards?
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>>46512855
>scale itch
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I like the 'super alien' looking Quarians.
What we got was nice to, though.
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>>46512916
Look at the anons here. I am sure at least one alien species will be dtf
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>>46512908
>submissive and adorable

What wonderland part of the country do you live in? I want to move
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>>46512916
Depends on how they sexually reproduce. They could have a whole different track from us.
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>>46512908
I've yet to meet one who wasn't a loud, obnoxious, ignorant land-whale cunt.
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>>46512973
Stop working for the government
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>>46512969
> jack off on my spawning pool senpai
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I'm just grabbing everything I find on google that isn't total shit
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>>46512916
Presumably that would depend on how much political and cultural power humans have compared to other species. If we're popular, I'm sure there will be contingents wanting to mimic us, and I'm sure human alienaboos of various kinds would also exist.
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>>46512916
>Aliens spend decades researching human transmissions to prepare for first contact
>90% of their research material is porn
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What if we end up becoming a meme race for /d/eviant aliens due to being the only sapient species with nipples and milk? Would you let your xeno waifu induce lactation in order to milk you?
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>>46513005
More or less
>"You want me to stick what in your hair?"
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>>46512897

>>46513073
But then I wouldn't be able to milk my xeno...
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>>46513073
> get upstaged by cow and goat
> cow ang goat get elevated as representive species of Errf in the intergalactic community
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>>46513053
>Greetings human ambassadors! Are you DTF?
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>>46513096
Maybe other species do have it but only humans have males with nipples. Then you can compete and see whose milk is more popular on the galactic market.
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>>46511929
Sidonia is underrated, but that dick tentacle thing is so retarded, they could've literally just made it an eyestalk tentacle thing and it would've been 200% better.
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>>46513096
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>>46513176
/d/!
No!
Bad /d/! Don't make me get the spray bottle!
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>>46513191

>>46513204
/aco/ has waaaay better Xeno threads anyway
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>>46513176
Oh thats right some guys can lactate i forgot about that.
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>>46513223
>223
The /k/ube shines upon my quarianposting.
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>>46513188
Think it is supposed to be an umbical cord.
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>>46513233
ROUND ONE! FIGHT!
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I bet you 5 million credits Tali is into some really weird shit
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>>46513228
Everyone can with the right conditioning. Usually requires an actual baby suckling on your nips in their own particular way for two weeks though. Nature is fucking creepy for giving males nipples desu.
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>>46513273
I'd do it for dat booty
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>>46513228

All guys can if you play with the nipples enough and induce it. Tribal people can even have the father breastfeed if the mother dies. It was certainly a useful trait in the past when childbirth was more dangerous.
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>>46513290
>Your face when Tali is into role-playing and cosplay
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>>46512352

You are pretty instead.
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>>46513328
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>>46513278
>>46513311
Neat
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interspecies romance with lots of hand-holding and picnics in the park and cuddling and moonlight serenades is my fetish

but I'm not sure it belongs on /tg/
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>>46513537
It does when you find a thread like this and have a new chapter to share.
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>>46513537
Why are thri-kreen waifu material?
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>>46513582
Don't ask questions, just get into the tuxedo and walk down the aisle
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>>46513388
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>>46513638
Temple guard uniform art when?
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>>46513638

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

>fuck you anon
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>>46513622
The sad thing is that thri-kreens have pretty short lifespans compared to humans, so you're going to feel the same inevitable pain of loss that the elves in elf-human couples do. And you probably don't even get longer-lived kids to remember them by.
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>>46513745
>not consulting your friendly neighborhood necromancer to transfer youth from yourself to your thri-kreen wife so that your lifespans pretty much even out

I mean come on man are you even trying
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>>46513776
I feel like that's the least interesting thing you could do if you had a favor from a powerful necromancer
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>>46513893
It's not a favor, it's a business transaction

what kind of barbaric culture would outlaw ethical necromancy
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>>46512021

How long do I have to wait till she shows up in the anime?
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>>46513909
California
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What if an alien species has two genders, but neither looks more feminine than the other? Like, even their genitals are similar and either one (or neither) can give birth? How do you determine whether you have a waifu or a husbando in that case?

>>46514004
Considering the amount of plastic surgery that goes on there, you couldn't be further from the truth.
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>>46514060
Probably the most reasonable course of action in that case is to ask them. Though at that point I'm not really sure why you'd care much.
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>>46514060
I dunno by being attracted to their personality more than anything else i guess

The sex i imagine would be more of a as long as im with you im happy sort of thing
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>>46512955
>>46512973
It's like night and day. Any black girl will be like that, so long as she isn't too ghetto or too fat. Even the ones that are kinda ghetto and kinda fat will treat white men better than black men.
Which is why black guys are so buttmad about not getting that same "premium treatment"
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>>46513233
>you'll never hace a qt quarian gf that tries on new lingerie for you
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>>46513273
Nah, she strikes me as the sort of girl that looks vanilla and is actually vanilla. At most some light bondage, maybe some maid RP.
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Step aside, plebeians!
BEST ayy coming through!
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To me, space opera settings have so much untapped potential for magical realm stuff. You can create an alien species tailor-made to fit your fetishes. In fact, just have a different species for every fetish!
Planet Yiff!
Planet Futanari (in the Horsecock Nebula)!
Planet Scat!
Planet Handholding!
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>>46514687
Is the updated TiTS any good?
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>>46511528
You know, I feel like it would have been more interesting and satisfying from a narrative and artistic perspective to have Tsumugi die instead of getting macguffined back to life and have Nagate accept that Hoshijiro is gone and in chasing her he's missing best girl, isana
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>>46514924
Being izana is suffering, this is known
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>>46514687
>that last one

fucking christ I thought I'd heard of bad shit

don't google that kids
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>>46510298
>Tali
>>46511036
>Miranda
>>46511140
>Liara
Literally all female characters in Mass Effect are pants-on-head retarded, with the only possible exception being Kasumi (and EDI, but only due to her being a part of the double act with Joker, because Joker is such a based character, and EDI became shit in ME3), and even that is arguable.
Like, if I recount good party members, they all inevitably end up male and alien:
>Garrus
>Wrex
>Mordin
>Legion
>Thane, Zaeed, Kasumi (arguably)
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>>46514727
I'd say yeah, when did you last mess with it?
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>>46515133
K opine man
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>>46511993
FUCK I WANNA READ MORE.
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>>46515176
About a year i like the game a lot but you sorta burn out on it real quick
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>>46515133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c
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>>46512870
No, the photo of Tali unmasked.
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>>46515133
>Shit-talking my bubbly engineer.
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>>46515133
Come on, it's not fair to compare ANYONE to Mordin, he's just too good.
>I am the very model of a scientist salarian
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>>46515133
>Tali
>pants-on-head retarded
I herd u wuz talkin' shit like I wouldn't find out.
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>>46515133
Speaking of Kasumi, Thane, and Zaeed, did anyone else feel like the ME2 party members drew the really short straw in ME3? I would've vastly preferred Zaeed or Thane to fucking Vega and the gay pilot.
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>>46515260
That helmet made me think Quarians had little elephant trunks for mouths.
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>>46515243
Ah yeah that was dissapointing as fug
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>>46515328

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kqBXQVxS-qk

Based Cortez
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>>46515133
shep can be okay

but that's because shep is literally identical to other shep
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>>46515188
So do I, want to fall in love with a Chryssalid
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>>46515916
> stubby tail
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>>46515916
SameFace get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I need more actual alien aliens. Not saying I don't like the humanoids, but sometimes I'm in the mood for something more exotic.
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FYI, there's a redboard version of this thread
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>>46515958
That must be the male version of triggered. Just as pathetic.
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>>46516039
It must be hard living with autism. You know, with the inability to detect sarcasm and all.
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