You are a professor type who can enemy planets with nuclear missiles. There is one flaw in this plan: it is impossible to press a button if your hand is disabled. How do you solve it?
>>46472384
Professor type?
I Dr. Octagona/push/ it, then.
>>46472384
I feel like the obvious answer that you're looking for is that I push the button with my dick.
>>46472384
>who can enemy planets with nuclear missiles.
Why did I spot this, fuck, my sides hurt.
>>46472384
Use my other hand?
>>46472509
You are an enemy type who can nuclear planets with professor missiles There is plan flaw in this one: it is button to hand a press if your impossible is disabled. Solve it you do how?
>>46472384
Have you not watched Tenacious D?
Press the button with my erect penis, of course!
>>46472384
I would all the enemy planets right now, so there's no risk of my hand being disabled when it's needed.
>>46472885
How Can Planets Be Real If Our Hands Aren't Real?
>>46472384
Pay someone to press it for me
or invent a robot to press it for me, then invent another robot to make sure the first robot doesn't go mad with power.
>>46472384
By pressing the button well in advance, of course.
>>46472408
>>46472384
Wear knife proof gloves
>>46472408
Witnessed
>>46472384
Use my other hand?
>>46472408
>Dr. Octagona/push/
Is this some kind of /tv/ meme that OP's faggoty ass is trying to spread like it was his buttcheeks at a gay convention?
>>46472384
You don't. There is simply no way to circumvent the knife-in-hand dilemma. If you go to press that button, your hand is completely exposed to short-rang knife assault.
This is why Professor types and mooks on submarines hesitate for so long before reaching for the button. They know the risks.
>>46472384
Like this
>>46476680
Rock On!
I got two hands, famalam.
>>46472869
I lost it.
>>46472509
An entire coke bottle?
Lean back in my Rolling Chair, and press it with my foot.
>>46476197
It's a reference to Starship Troopers, a movie from the 1990s loosely based on a Robert Heinlein novel.
>>46476680
> No! No nukes.
>>46477614
It's also unoriginal and pointless, and thus smells like a stale /tv/ meme.
>>46472509
I accidentally an enemy planet. Is this bad?
>>46472384
I have the firing controls rigged up with voice and telepathic backups, obviously.
Remote control, siri fire nuke, tell asian intern to do it.
>>46478014
>It's also unoriginal and pointless, and thus smells like a stale /tv/ meme.
While I won't dispute your reasoning, Starship Troopers (and the "disable his hand" meme) have been a /tg/ staple for the better part of a decade. I can't vouch for /tv/, as I have only been on that board once and left as quickly as I entered.
>>46476600
This is undeniable fact. Reaching for that button is a tactical blunder that puts your ENTIRE hand at risk. Until we develope hands-free buttons, the prospect of using the bomb is a virtual impossibility.
>>46479184
Hasn't it mostly been a SS13 thing? "The clown cannot honk"?
>>46472384
I develope an erection and push the button.With my penis.
>>46479227
It was repurposed for SS13 recently, but it's older than that. Well, "recently" like 2 or 3 years ago.
>>46479227
Where do you think they got it from
It was a /tg/ meme well before SS13 was created.
>>46479261
I bet got it from /tv/.
