you see your regiment at the bottom of the mountain getting torn apart by a unemperorly amount of orks. you try to kill them to save at least one of your fellow guardsmen. but to no avail you here a screeching sound and then, darkness. in this darkness you see everything about you in a flash. now who were you again?
[ ] SNIPER FRESKA (a sniper and lone wolf for the valskan 47th you were up that hill to get a better shot when everything went to shit you have poor charisma low strength good intelligence and good perception skill with lasguns, longlas, and shotguns. equipped with a longlas and traditional valskan semi auto shotgun as well as a laspistol)
[ ] CORPIRAL "the drunk" CLAKA ( a corporal in the zafland 2nd no specialties besides being good moral booster and bloody idiot because of the drinking, was up the hill after one of his drunk games. low intelligence high charisma. specialises in lasguns, grenades and being an idiot equipped with 4 bottle's of amesac 2 frags 1 smoke 1 flash and a lasgun.)
[ ]PRIVATE JOSH "gunner" HAEBURN(a private in the broa 105th he tended to get laughed at in training due to his poor eyesight and dislexia. was at the hill setting up his stubber. a expert with anything big and dangerous he quickly got his nickname when managed to charge a fortification with a heavy stubber. low charisma and perception,high strength and endurance skilled with heavy stubbers, rocket launchers and lasguns. equipped with a heavy stubber and laspistol)
>>46403777
first 10 votes count be the way also for rolls low is good doubles are lucky
vote for drunk
>>46404015
if no one else votes for five minuts im going to go with this one
>>46404062
okay so writing!
>>46404165
you wake up in a shell hole (witch is normal) you have a massive headache (witch is also normal) and a pile of blood and guts about 14m away from you (not so normal) to your left about 20m away you see the trechline aswell as the armory a small building boult halfway into the trench to your right you see at the bottom of the hill about 50m away 3 Gretchen's all with knives next to the corpse of bill, your old drinking buddy and company voxman, there to far away to listen to either the orks or the vox. what do you do?
[ ] GO LEFT (to the trech and the armory)
[ ] GO RIGHT (to the gretchins and vox)
[ ] STAY ON THE HILL AND PICK OF THE GRETCHINS (dc 50)
>>46403777
>>46404528
Learn how to write proper English before starting a quest.
>>46404528
fuck you newfag you dont doesent even kno how to right
>>46404795
holy shit is this hilarious or what
>>46404840
Its not funny to laugh at retarded people, Misty
>>46404795
>>46404840
>>46404978
>>46404720
anyone going to answer the question or what?
>>46405127
what were you trying to do exactly?
you no what? since everyone's just ignoring the quest to complain about spelling I'm just gonna give up if nobody answers in 20 min I'm leaving
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WHAT THE EMPEROR LOVING COKE SNIFFLING BULLSHIT IS THIS GUARDSMEN! YOU HAVE FAILED IN YOUR DUTY! REPORT TO THE FIRING FIELD AT 0200 FOR YOUR DISHONORABLE *BLAAMMM*
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>>46408404
Goddamn the commisar's on the warpath again. Hey there you must be new to the squad. You pulled a real shit detail to get on my squad. So who'd you piss off? Well there will be time to catch up later. What's your name guardsman?
Roll 1d10 for Name and another 1d10 for background
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>46408424
heres for jack soffalot
