How do I talk like an Ork?
YA SEZ WURDS OTTA YA GOB
TOIK ABOU TANGERINES
>>46378693
You don't.
Have you ever watched Limmy's Show?
Remember their accent?
That's how unintelligible Ork speech is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwr6_015ROo
Just fuckin yell. And pretend you're in Britain while doing it. And most of your "S"s are now "Z"s.
IZ ALL ABOUT MAKIN SURE YOU NEVA STOP YELLIN YA GIT
>>46378785
>Scottish
>Ork
yous mukkin abaht, ya git
>>46378812
>Glaswegian
>not Ork
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXGP4Sez_Us
>>46378693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o_DNLICKok
Oi ya gits! Kuit mukin aboat! Uz grotz talk more dan umies
>>46378836
Orks are English football hooligans/EDL members, not scots.
>>46378711
DIS ZOGGIN GIT DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TA TALK
>>46378785
You really have trouble understanding that? Also, not the same accent.
>>46378838
Are those subtitles right? Sounds to me like he's saying "where the fuck am I meant to put my weight".
>>46378879
WHUZ YA CALLAN A GIT YA GROT
>>46378693
Come here, I'll teach you how to "talk like an ork". Just hold still.
OI BOSS, DAZE WUNTZ TA TALK LEIK DA ORKZ
>>46378927
OI! NOBODY CALLZ ME A GROT
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>visit London for the first time recently
>nobody speaks like orkz
I mostly heard RP or regional/international accents.
I did catch one or two teenagers speaking "Jafaikan", which was pretty charming.
Is Cockney dead?
>>46379012
MEY, YA SQUIG FA BRAINZ
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>>46379022
visit the docksides
>>46379022
I think it's cause you were in London. The London accent is not Cockney. It's that cute generic British accent you hear girls use in movies.
>>46378785
Ork is Cockney, not Scottish ya git.
>>46379022
go onto the roof tops and speak to the chimney sweepers
>>46378693
just put some marshmallows in your mouth, it will make you drool when you talk as an added bonus.
>>46379022
>Is Cockney dead?
Pretty much, London is now a no white man's land, just wogs and pakis.
How would a femOrk sound?
>>46379244
Gurgling balls Cockney British?
O TE KORTO LOS HUEVOS O TE MATO A TOA TU FAMILIA!
>>46378785
OI WOTS DIZ NOB GOIN ON WIT? WE'Z DA BEST AT WOT WE DO. LEMON GITS GOT NUFFIN ON DA ORKS!
>>46378693
>talk in green
>>46379244
Well she wouldn't speak because she'd be so mindbroken from the constant fucking /tg/ would be giving her because they can't chill the fuck out.
>>46378693
If your an inbred british person (sorry for the redundancy) then you already know how to talk like them.
