Can a human have sex with a strongheart halfling without their dick becoming a murder weapon?
>>46361250
Humans can fuck horses without dying, I'm sure a Halfling can handle the average human cock just fine.
>>46361279
But can a human take horse cock without dying.
That my friends is the question that lay at the centre of this thread.
>>46361279
Uhhh...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Hands
>>46361317
>But can a human take horse cock without dying.
Depends on the human and depends on the horse.
Just like Halflings.
A big-dicked Human is not going to be fitting all his sword in a slender Halfling's sheath, but the average-dicked Human will hardly find a problem going ball's deep in a Halfling that's been with a human.
The problem is more girth than length, anyway.
>>46361250
I really wish I'd screencapped that fucking Orifice Check mechanic I made in a thread a few months ago, because it explicitly incorporated this problem into how size categories affected the probability of rupturing someone during a forcible orifice penetration.
I was wondering whether /tg/ was going through one of its many "high levels of shitposting" waves.
Thanks for the confirmation. See you all in three days once our resident shitposters get tired.
>>46361322
Anal tolerance and vaginal tolerance are completely separate things. Babies come out of vaginas while anuses can already tear from normal human penises. Try fitting a baby up a man's anus and see what happens. Pretty sure babies are bigger than horse dicks.
>>46361322
He bled himself out by doing it wrong and he could have lived if he sought medical help. The founder of bad dragon has videos of taking massively girthy bad dragon dildos so a human could can take a lot of stretching with training. Some horses are always going to be too big but humans aren't that much bigger than halflings.
>>46361250
Micropenis is a thing.
>>46361530
>but humans aren't that much bigger than halflings.
So basically, a man fucking a halfling or a halfling wanting to fuck a man is basically a case of "that wild thing you did in college."
>>46361530
The core irony of a horse is that you can look at pretty much any part of their body and it'll be fragile enough that a stiff breeze can render them lame yet their penis is tough enough to destroy a man with ease
>>46361628
Is that a platinum blonde horse? Also those lips are fugly.
>>46361628
Working breeds tho.
>>46361317
I've read a case of a man dying from organ displacement and anal rupture when he got a pony to fuck him up the arse.
>>46361919
Good job reading the thread
>>46362022
Too busy reading about horse sex apparently.
>>46361857
My moorish compatriot.
Working horses are tanks, thoroughbreds a shit
>>46361250
Well, according to Grunts!, and orc and a halfling can have sex.
>>46362022
>>46362165
Aw, y' got me.
Take it slow and use plenty of lube. Bring a potion of light healing in case you accidentally give her an episiotomy.
>>46365082
Also be careful about what kind of lube you use, studies have shown some lubricants have been linked to anal cancer.
>>46362731
>inFace
>>46365360
>literally a meme criticism that hasn't been true for years
>>46365360
Shut up and mastrubate dumbass.
>>46361381
>Try fitting a baby up a man's anus and see what happens
"4chan made me do it, officer."
>>46366061
C'mon, we already made news once this week.
>>46362798
bam! came here to post this
For more information on what you can fit in a halfling's fun box, see Kuroinu episode 2.
>>46366971
Wasn't that Kuroinu 3?
>>46366114
God, I read about that on some random website and instantly knew who was at fault.
I love you guys.
>>46366114
>Meanwhile, Chinese Tay helps people deal with depression
Attention, Horsefuckers in this thread:You guys are all right. At least you're not foot fetishists or futa faggots.Disregard this if you are a hoof fetishist or you like futa horses.
>>46362731
>that pony-tail guy's face.
he looks like he likes getting his balls kicked in by a fucking Halfling whore.fucking incase
>>46361365
>>46361317
>>46361279
ive seen enough bestiality threads to know humans can take horse cock.
the fucked up things i have seen
A person can fuck a midget, so yes
>>46361250
Yeah man my dick ain't that big
>>46365360
Haters gonna hate.
Short races are accommodating.
All things considered, seeing as they have a larger head to body ratio, their children also probably have larger heads when born, hence increased stretchiness.
Well, this thread has answered many important questions about life for me. For that, I thank you.What about yordles?
>>46369111
Stretchy. Big heads. See >>46369096
