I need pictures! Pictures of normally fantasy critters and peoples in a modern setting!
I guess not then?
>>46324320
Keep going. All I have on this phone is Zootopia stuff
>>46324390
Don't have a whole hell of a lot more to be honest.
>>46324466
>>46324466
>>46324513
meant to post this one.
>>46324524
Heh. Don'tcha hate that?
>>46324556
at least I still posted something relevant.
Here's one.
This thread is total clam bake.
Not that I'm complaining. Just saying.
Damn, it's midnight and I have work in the morning. Be pretty cool if the thread was still up then.
I'm... only sort of sorry for this /tg/.
>>46324581
Hey, that's the shortstack lamia I requested from Mimic!
>>46324446
Tac-Knight is my favorite thing ever. Is there more?
>>46324783
HNNNNG, SEXY OFFICE SNEK IS BEST SNEK.
Where the green women at?
This might be too anachronistic, sorry.
>>46324979
Someone post the "I give XP" goblin.
Have some modern Drows.
>>46325534
>Honey, not now. I'm currently in the middle of a important meeting with the humans.
>>46328584
Darn. Forgot the pic.
>>46328272
>100-year old acting like a stupid Jap teenager
This is not my fetish.
>>46328629
>This is not my fetish.
>>46325534
>>46324524
>>46324466
Most of these pictures are of elves.
Why do Elves seem to lend themselves to a "modern" setting so much better then anyone else?
>>46328613
>Not wearing sunglasses
>>46328979
Because most of the time they are drawn like humans with just some pointy ears.
A really alien looking elf in a buisiness suit, that would be something.
>>46329004
Did you not read the shirt?
FUCK the system!
>>46329004
UV blocking contacts maybe?
Or, moire likely, some kind of elven magics.
>>46324745
Have some Tac-Bard, from the Same image set
>>46329272
The Underdark, where chainmail needs to be part of the McDonald's uniform.
>>46329309
Gotta be ready for the inevitable Burger King coup.
>>46329340
Or the Hamburgler.
Fuck that guy.
>>46325534
This brings back memories. I wrote a story that ended with Garrosh Hellscream in a suit going to speak at the UN years ago.It wasn't very good
I know dwarf bikers are a thing, who has pictures of dwarf bikers?
Tuka-chan is best elf
>>46329669
I mean I found these garden gnomes at a store the other day, and dwarves tinker as much with things as gnomes do right?
>>46329525
This picture makes me irrationally erect.
>>46329633
>Warcraft fanfiction
>not very good
Glad we cleared that up, wouldn't want any misunderstandings.
>>46329777
It wasn't very good because I was sixteen and writing a full story for the first time. Nice lucky trips though.
>>46329870
And because Warcraft is shit.
Don't mess with dragonfolk.
>>46329897
just like ur mum amirite roflmao
>>46324524
>Go to pick up orc girl for date
>Carrying a bouquet and a broadsword
So far so good
>>46329981
Huh?
>>46330210
Dumb comment begets dumb reply.
>>46324710
- ears
- not protected in the slightest
++++ that fucking trigger discipline UNF
>>46330838
I want that disciplined index finger to milk my prostate.
>>46324118
Thinly veiled request for lamia handholding.
>>46324911
Please tell me where you got this.
>>46331661
That would be "centaur's worries" translated by a schmuck who posts on /a/. It alternates between slice of life and bitter worldbuilding. Mind you, you could have been found that out using reverse image search.
>>46331073
What's that gun? it looks awesome!
>>46331985
In that case I suck at Google Reverse Image search, since I couldn't find it :/
>>46331985
Chapter 66 when ? ;_;
>>46332466
when Guts gets off the fucking boat.
>>46332532
So two months ago?
>>46332626
Spoilers, the island is actually just another, much larger boat.
>>46332745
Aren't all islands just big stranded ships?Looking though my folders, I realise that most of my modern fantasy pics are pretty racy
>>46324745
>>46330268
Are you trying to say Warcraft isn't shit?
>>46333124
CH-CH-CH-CHERRY BOMB!
>>46324118
Except she's not an elf in a modern setting at all. That's Raramia Rerenia, a Meltran (pseudo-precursor race giantess that is micloned/micro-sized to human size) pilot in Macross Frontier.
She's also so underutilized that she has no voice actress and is killed off unceremoniously in the middle of the series with no one mentioning it afterwards. Isn't it sad, Raramia?
>>46332403
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thompson/Center_Contender
check out d20something, a finished webcomic about this.
>>46325449
> something seems...off
> I just can't put my finger on it
>>46333207
>she has no voice actress
Neither did Best Girl in the previous series.
>>46324118
I support this thread
>this thread
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU POINTY EARED PONCES!
>>46341022
NEVER!
>>46324710
>shells in her thong
never noticed that before, never scrolled past the tits.
>see thread
>"I bet it'll be at least 60% chicks with elf ears that look normal otherwise
>open thread
>somehow am still disappointed
pic semi-related?
>>46343229
I'll take it.
>>46325534
>>corporate_headhunter.jpg
>>46343052
>>46343577
Hot Army PTSD Snek needed more artwork.
>>46325534
>>46343858
Dude, no. Obviously he's a hatchet man. Someone has to be in charge of firing people and ending their careers. Why not someone who enjoys it?
>>46343965
For some reason I automatically assumed this was a disagreement between roommates.
>>46344246
You are not alone mate
>>46329423
>I was told the hamburglar tried to attack one of our Underdark franchises. What's the casualty report?
>Well...From the looks of it there was extensive fire damage from the broken gas lines, two employees were killed and on had to have his arm amputated but it looks like they were able to save the save and not a single patty was taken
>Excellent
navy...seals?
>>46345005
Those are... whales?
>>46333341
>a break-action single-shot pistol
How horrible for modern combat and excellent for a modern magic item.
>>46344817
what is this I why do I want to face it in combat in a haunted Japanese school full of weird unexplained paranormal shit?
>>46328239
what is going on in this picture god dang it I want to know
>>46345912
>Maid making sure Lord Komodo is presentable
>>46344246
You mean it isn't?
I choose not to believe you.
>>46324710
Is that a condom in her pocket?
Huh...
>>46324118
>>46348007
>>46330226
Easily one of my favourite pictures.
>>46328629
well elves would have the confident of age, eternal teenager hormones and the arrogance that you naturally have when dealing with people younger than you
>>46328979
Elves have a lot to offer. Your typical orc or halfling doesn't really alter the setting much, but elven longevity and sleeplessness is great worldbuilding fodder unto itself.
Also they'd probably have the political views from 80+ years ago, which is guaranteed lulz.
>>46348109
>eternal teenager hormones
Jesus Christ no.
>>46343229
I liked Emerald Dagger better.
>>46345829
Try shooting bullets made out of your own ribs from it some time. It's awesome.
>>46324710
ugh she's holding a shotgun, that's my favorite class of weapon
>>46324513
Ah yes. Ms. Marukka Throatripper, Attorney at Law
>>46348747
I know what you're referencing.
Gotta blast that Magus' Atelier to smithereen, ain't got time to deal with time-space warping floor BullShit, right?
>>46348730
Source? I tried googling "The Emerald Dagger of Kar-tok" but it came up with nothing.
>>46328844
is that willem dafoe?
>>46348779
It's not a real book, anon.
http://liartownusa.tumblr.com/post/89240881950/the-emerald-dagger-of-ka-tok-associates-written
>>46348730
What the fuck, and where can I find this glorious tome?
>>46348810
Again, it's not real. That's the only page that exists.
>>46330889
more pls
>>46348789
>>46348822
You must remedy this oversight immediately.
>>46348789
>>46348810
>>46348822
>>46349025
Wonder how the protagonist reacts to business cards.
>>46348789
>>46348822
So much wasted potential
>>46324710
I'd yell at her for being out of uniform, but, uh, she ouranks me.
>>46324710
>>46330838
>>46342564
>>46347966
>>46348757
>>46350762
>Sitcom about a bunch of RecruitsAnons recently positionned at Point "Everything Can Go Wrong Really Fast" in the middle of Nowhere, trying to survive the daily training of this elite corps (played as a training montage with really inappropriate music, think a close up of manlet anon doing sit-ups while questionnably fabulous anon is giving him strangely dubious encouragement), the hardships of war (played for the laughs out of camera) and their amazing lack of social skills when confronted with the many sexy non-humans officer and their weird quirks.
I'd fund this so hard!
>>46351278
Let's be honest, even without taking combat abilities into account, fa/tg/uys would make for awful operators in any modern fantasy setting.
>Anon1: Why are we fighting this war, anon?
>Anon2: Why are you even asking? They're orc, they're evil.
>Anon3: Personally, I do it for the waifus. I don't care about the enemy.
>Quickly devolves into an argument about alignment and moral objectivism versus moral relativism.
...Wait, it was exactly like that when I was in the military.
Alternatively
>Hey, you're an archmage, right?
>Yes, and before you ask: No, I won't change you into a little girl.
>Oh. I...I-I wasn't gonna ask that.
>I'm just saying; because the three previous recruits all requested that exact spell.I'd watch it, though
>>46352318
That is hardly modern.
>>46345829
Any examples of modern-magic flare guns?
There has to be something unique and useful for those?
You might like d20something (sorry if it's been mentioned already). Old webcomic that never properly finished, but is essentially about fantasy creatures and characters in modern day. Pretty fun and entertaining, interesting ideas.
http://www.goonpatrol.com/comic/?cat=5
>>46343229
>>46353647
maybe he's a necromancer
>>46350762
General Military Authority.
You have to phrase it tactfully, but you can still point out her uniform infraction.
Witches have authorization for the no-pants thing, to ease Striker usage, but that top is a no-go, and the shells in the panties are a safety violation in the extreme.
>>46359825
>Witches have authorization for the no-pants thing
They're not panties, so it's not embarrassing!No really, in Strike Witches they're called zubon, trousers
>>46324596
Aren't clambakes awesome?
>>46360088
>>46324118
>I need pictures! Pictures of Spider-Man
here you go OP.
>>46324466
>>46324524
>>/aco/478127
>>46344947
Turns out that the Hamburglar is Jaraxle wearing a hamburglar costume to preform hit and run attacks on McDonalds chains.
>>46329897
It's getting a movie though
>>46360088
>Filename
If it ain't ale or, god forbid, mead, you can fuck immediately and directly off Knife Ears.
>>46366787
Yeah, I bet she takes that knot.
>>46331073
i like how the artist actually put the slot in the wooden foregrip for the trigger guard to slide into when you reload it.
>>46367034
>i like how the artist actually put the slot in the wooden foregrip for the trigger guard to slide into when you reload it.
It's an obscure enough weapon that the artist is probably a fan of the design, rather than just some guy that saw a picture of one and said "huh, that looks cool".
>>46324596
>This thread is total clam bake.
like. dude, I'm pretty sure this isn't a stoner thread.
>>46324118
>>46370626
>>46370736
>>46366825
IIRC, it's pretty much canon that she's the only reason he remains calm long enough to dump him out of a plane behind enemy lines.
>>46370025
>>46360088
>>46324596
Clam Bake, as in a female version of Sausage Fest, right?
>>46343865
>>46361120
Now I want Elf J. Jonah Jameson.
>>46373721
no step on snek
>>46325675
>The big stupid guy is always the machinegunner.
At least this one can double as an actual pack mule.
>>46328196
How does something with a beak it can't fully close even smoke?
>>46373612
Yes.
I'm...not sure what else anyone expected from a poorly-disguised "post monstergirls" thread, honestly.
>>46378483
With difficulty.
>>46378620
I'd be more then open to "dude normally fantasy critters and peoples in a modern setting" it's just... not many people save those.
>>46343865
>Army
>>46341022
Most of this is not armor.
>>46330442
>Sergals
No. No. Nonononono. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. NEVER AGAIN reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>46345829
It's made for hunting, which is why it's typically chambered for rifle rounds.
