>He once shushed a Grey Knight Librarian.
>If he wore a Commissar's cap, the cap would look childish by comparison.
>Not even Cegorach can break his poker face.
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay Loyal, my friends.
>>46313431
>He has never shot a coward, cowards die upon sight of him.
>His speeches are so beautiful, they make Necrons cry.
>The Warp has gotten lost in him.
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay Loyal, my friends.
>>46313447
>His ideal safari is a year on a Tyranid hive-ship.
>He once challanged a Bloodthirster to arm-wrestling, and won.
>The Black Library has a section dedicated to his one-liners.
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay Loyal, my friends.
>>46313461
>When he says 'For the Emperor', it is in the context of a gift.
>A tissue he once used is now considered a holy relic.
>His DNA is considered to be an STC fragment.
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay Loyal, my friends.
>>46313484
>He has proven the existence of Squats.
>He once lit his cigar with the Astronomican.
>Navigators ask him for directions.
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay Loyal, my friends.
>>46313506
>He whispers louder than an Ork can yell.
>His good is greater.
>He can banish a Daemon with a stern glare.
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay Loyal, my friends.
>>46313536
>A drop pod with him on it could be considered Exterminatus.
>An Inquisitor who tried to question him cracked under the pressure.
>He was offered a chair amongst the High Lords of Terra, but politely declined.
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay Loyal, my friends.
>>46313557
>His beard confers a 2+/2+ save.
>He can apply the "Look Out Sir" rule with enemy models.
>His Strength stat is listed as "enough".
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay Loyal, my friends.
>When Tau say, "For the Greater Good," they're referring to him.
>He once cleared a world of Orks by teaching the Warboss how to play regicide...and then thoroughly trouncing him.
>>46313578
>In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only him.
>He is one man amongst one.
>Thirsting gods stop laughing at the mention of his name.
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay Loyal, my friends.
That's all I got for now. Supposedly this this is an old meme, but since I couldn't find a repository anywhere I figured it's been long enough to reintroduce.
>Tzeentch is oftentimes part of his schemes.
>The Codex Astartes has special exceptions just for him.
>His only lament is that he can't die for The Emperor, no mater how hard he tries.
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay Loyal, my friends
>He once trained a Ravener to play fetch.
>The city of Commorragh is the only place he's felt bored.
>The fiercest predator in the jungles of Catachan is him, when he's on Catachan.
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay Loyal, my friends
>>46313447
>the warp has gotten lost in him
The best so far:
>Thirsting gods stop laughing at the mention of his name.
>He was offered a chair amongst the High Lords of Terra, but politely declined.
>His Strength stat is listed as "enough".
>His good is greater.
>Navigators ask him for directions.
>When he says 'For the Emperor', it is in the context of a gift.
>The first time he saw an Ork, he took a step back, then decided that was enough fear for one lifetime.
>No codex can contain the content of his character.
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay Loyal, my Friends.
>>46319090
Drat, Missed a line:
>If he were to shave, he would need a Power Razor.
bump for the Impeirum
>>46313431
>>46313447
>>46313461
>>46313484
>>46313506
>>46313506
>>46313536
>>46313557
>>46313578
>>46313609
>>46313940
>>46314638
>>46319090
>I don't always fight Chaos
[BLAMS INTERNALLY]
>>46319942
It's not always chaos he's fighting. Sometimes in 'nids.
Wroding ws fcked fro mthe get go
OP here; someone else needs to keep this thread alive while I sleep. So far I've made all the contributing posts save two.
>>46313940
Whoever wrote this one knows how it's done.
>His blood can quench the Red Thirst, but he never bleeds.
>The Dark Angels have always been loyal... to him.
>Some call his fists, "the missing Primarchs."
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay Loyal, my Friends.
>The Munitorum asks what they can requisition from him
>He once trained an Ork in the art of diplomacy
>So he could negotiate their surrender
>Space Marines collect his bolt shell cashing as mementos
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay Loyal, my Friends.
>The black library has a section named after him
>Sanguinius sees part of himself in him
>The hordes of chaos shiver at the mention of his name
>He is the most interesting man in the imperium
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay loyal, my friends
>His curiosity once got the better of him. The Inquisition was formed as a poor imitation.
>He spent some time as a bench-warmer... for the Golden Throne.
>When he enters the room even the Word Bearers of Monarchia stand up.
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay Loyal, my Friends.
>To accuse him of heresy is itself a heresy.
>Xenos consider it a privilege to be purged by him.
>Lucius once felt pride after killing him and became possessed by his spirit.
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay Loyal, my Friends.
>>46322495
>>Lucius once felt pride after killing him and became possessed by his spirit.
I bet lucius likes it too
>>46322662
>Not, "The most interesting thread on /tg/ right now."
>>46322662
Someone should be capping this thread.
>>46319942
You can't always fight Chaos. You fight xenos sometimes too!
>he once won a staring contest with a necron
>he is the only sensation the dark elder are afraid of feeling
>he's willing to let the emperor borrow his golden throne while he needs it
>he is the most interesting man in the imperium
I don't always fight chaos; but when I do, I prefer guardsmen at my side
Stay loyal, my friends
>>46321531
>Some call his fists' "the missing Primarchs."
>>46323234
SOMEONE CAP THIS THREAD ALREADY.
>Whenever he orders an exterminatus, the residents of the planet spend their final moments thanking him for the privilege
>He once solved Tzeentch's labyrinth because he was bored
>He once complimented Angron's bicep, so now he keeps his arm bare
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium
I don't always fight chaos; but when I do, I prefer guardsmen at my side
Stay loyal, my friends
>>46324863
>>He once complimented Angron's bicep, so now he keeps his arm bare
C'mon man, that should have been Kharn and you know it.
>He once impregnated a genestealer
>He was once poisoned by Dark Eldar weapons, after three days in mortal agony the Cabilite died.
>His acting brings Harlequinns to tears
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium
I don't always fight chaos; but when I do, I prefer guardsmen at my side
Stay loyal, my friends
>After he purges a Tau, its blood is presented to the High Lords as vintage Amnesec.
>Orks paint pictures of him on their penises for greater sexaul stamina.
>He can incinerate you with his passion, or his melta
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium
I don't always fight chaos; but when I do, I prefer guardsmen at my side
Stay loyal, my friends
>When he's traveling through the warp, daemons need special fields to protect them from him.
>When he met them, the Iron Hands wanted to replace their bionics with his flesh.
>He chooses to abstain, because one Slaanesh is enough.
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
"I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side."
"Stay Loyal, my friends."
>When he starts a meme thread we know he is an instant faggot.
>He once sucked a dick, but then proceeded to suck forty more dicks
>He never cries, except when masturbating or when faced with social situations
>He is OP of this thread
I don't alway get spit roasted by anonymous men; but when I do, I prefer big black cock.
I post on r/4chan, muh friends
>>46325141
You can't fool me, OP!
We know you're gay.And that's fine in today's society.
>Slaanesh once gazed upon him and was forever mesmerized by his beuty
>He once told Khorne to calm down - And Khorne calmed the fuck down
>Tzeentch would cancel any scheme in the galaxy to make dinner plans with him
>When Nurgle is scheduled to meet him Nurgle both showers and wears Cologne
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
>Trazyn the Infinite would give up his entire collection just to meet him.
>To name a tank after him would be giving the tank too much credit.
>He was childhood friends with Sigmar. Yes, I know what game I'm talking about.
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay Loyal, my friends.
>When he needs the Administratum to retrieve some paperwork, they get it done within minutes
>He once visited an Eldar Maiden World... and deflowered it
>Chaos cultists are said to be driven sane at the sight of him
>He gazed into the Eye of Terror, and it blinked
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay Loyal, my friends.
>In his hands, even a lasgun seems overpowered.
>When the Tyranids came to this galaxy, all they really wanted was his autograph.
And... That's all I got.
OP here; I've finally run out of inspiration. Well, it was fun while it lasted. Here's some of my favorites that others did:
>>46313940
>His only lament is that he can't die for The Emperor, no mater how hard he tries.
>>46325119
>When he's traveling through the warp, daemons need special fields to protect them from him.
>>46326195
>>To name a tank after him would be giving the tank too much credit.
Pretty good, could be polished though:
>>46321554
>He once trained an Ork in the art of diplomacy
>So he could negotiate their surrender
>>46325094
>He can incinerate you with his passion, or his melta
>>46325378
>>When Nurgle is scheduled to meet him Nurgle both showers and wears Cologne
Has potential but needs work:
>>46324863
>>He once complimented Angron's bicep, so now he keeps his arm bare
>>46325064
>>He was once poisoned by Dark Eldar weapons, after three days in mortal agony the Cabilite died.
>>46328491
>>He once visited an Eldar Maiden World... and deflowered it
>>Chaos cultists are said to be driven sane at the sight of him
>>He gazed into the Eye of Terror, and it blinked
Combine that last one with the "staring contest with a necron:
>He once won a staring contest, against the Eye of Terror.
