What's a good insult for Elves besides "Knife Ears" or "Faggot"?
>>46258105
Treehugger
Treefucker
HippieElf
>>46258105
"fairy", but i guess that falls under "faggot"
"tree-hugger" as a gentle PG slur?
in one game i had an elf player get called "sappy" by a mean-spirited bard as way of insinuating that he sticks his dick in tree holes. but that's not something that'd stick (no pun there) as a general universally-accepted insult, i don't think.
>>46258105
Faggot Ears?
>>46258105
Lanky Hoity Toity Holier than thou Tree Worshiping Old farts.
Asparagus-Tarzan
Scarecrow
Knotweed
Dandelion dandy
Greenfly
The less syllables the better. 2 is often the max but 3 can sometimes work. 1 syllable slurs are golden.
>>46258400
Three syllables is best.
Because jigaboo is way better than nigger or coon.
>>46258400
Elf
>>46258105
>>46258400
If you throw enough shit, some of it will stick.
>>46258105Youre waifu
>>46258105
Depending on whether or not they have free will in a Tolkien sense: Fateless, Stewards, Relics, Custodians, Unwanted Mothers, The Faded Legacy of the Unchosen People. The Corruptable, whereas man is the Easily Misled.
Just sort of mark Elves as being something unneeded now that Man has come. They were changed from being so pure and important to merely being there to make sure Man would become what it needs to be; Man did not ask this of them and Man has free will enough to choose their own fates.
Of course the greatest insult of all will always beElf.
Keebler
>>46258105
Tree gnome.
Sap blood
>>46258105
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img
My ornery dwarf calls the party elf twinkletoes
Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Scooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie
>>46258105
Knife-Eared Faggot
Rusty and Co. had a good one for an elf who acts "too human."
I read a book where a racist dwarf called them bush babies
>>46258105
Kni-
Fuck. Uh...
Fa-
DAMNIT
>>46258105
A. FUCKING. LEAF.
>>46258105
Enjoy
https://youtu.be/QNd5sOZSkH4
>>46261243
Already been posted here>>46259675
It's like people don't even read threads before posting anymore.
>>46261882
They weren't in 2008 either.
>>46258105
idk about the race, but the Dwarven Fighter in our party refers to arrows as "Elf cowardice sticks."
The Elf Ranger's player laughs about it.
Also... Elf Ranger...we clearly have dead weight in this group.
I know Ishlid is supposed to be a slur for half-elf if that helps.
What slurs would they have for us? I guess mortal would be one.
>>46258105
Pedo
>>46258105
Effete jackass
Ponce
>>46259608
this is perfectly acceptable
>>46261942
LUMBAHFOOT MAYFLIES
>>46258105
Fucccboiiiiii would work
>>46258105
knife ear doesn't even work as an elf insult when multiple races have pointy ears
I like going with twigs or lady fingers because of how dainty they look and act
It's hard to do without any cultural or historical frame of reference. If they place value on their ears, you could probably mock some element of that.
You might also turn some common physiological feature to an insult. 'Stunties' works for dorfs, what about 'willow-folk' or something like that?
>>46258105
Keeble, in Shadowrun.
>>46262044
I want to fuck her voice desu
>>46262380
She yells at Kruber for staring at her ass.
>>46259755
/thread
Childless, the barren folk, the doomed folk, twilight folk.
Twig
Creature
Inferior (they are)
Meat shield
>>46262612
What meat?
Just waiting for the inevitability of this thread being hijacked and turned into another "I love and appreciate elves and sci-fi space elves" thread.
In which ya'll start posting pics that imply and show appreciation for elves, including the ones from warhammer 40000.
>>46262830
Get a move on back to "My ancestors took 9 orc cocks at once"-sylvania you limp-wristed leaf-munching deer-fucking 79-assholes-in-a-knot haughty knife-ear bastard.
>>46258105
"Pussy"
"Skinny"
"Pale""Handsome"
"Sugartits"
"Dreamboat"
>>46258432
and jungle bunny, moon cricket, spear chucker
man, three syllables really is the best
>>46262830
>end up lost in the deep woods as a shota
>found and adopted as a communal son by MILFy elves who pinch your cheeks and cuddle you
>grow up
>they're worried about your recent behavior
>why don't you want to sit in mommy's lap and drink her milk?
>won't let you leave
>it's not safe for a young boy after all
>realize they struggle to understand human lifespans and perception of time
>>46263217
Jungle Bunny is 4.
>>46263237
d'oh!
>>46263038
-"Beautiful"
-"Elegant"
-"Borderline Flawless"
-"Radiant Beauty"
-"Stunning"
-"Slim"
-"Just gorgeous"
>>46258105
Elf
Call them a dwarf. They hate that
Lesser drow
>>46258105
My 1 legged, 1-eyed, slightly brain damaged troll slayer used to refer to them lovingly as 'Tree Niggers'
Usually this also involved burning down their forests when he was able to
>>46258105
We called our elf "bird" or "birdie", because he was lite, not exactly fighting type, ate seeds and nuts and fruits and was all "ewww human cuisine".
We asked him once if he also had a cloaca and he didn't take it well.
>>46258105
What is this thread good for besides of anti-elf faggotry and old memes?
In my games, 'Twigdick' is a common one.
>>46263657
Pro-elf faggotry
>>46263712
Your elf is shit. Fuck off and stay off.
>>46258197
>>46258176
Treehugger or whatever the fuck relies on the elves in-universe following the 'one with nature' trope that isn't universal to all elves throughout fiction.
>>46261942
Roundear!
Half-orc!
Sheep fuckers!
>>46258176
>Treehugger
some russian people believe that it is in Russian blood to get drunk and go hug a particular tree.
>>46258105
Chipmunk molester.
>>46258105
Just call him a dandy.
Just intentionally address him as a woman.
Don't ovrrthink it, anon.
>>46258105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img
>>46262044
her accent is thicker than the dwarves.
somehow, i fucking luv it.
>>46263895
Why are you so retarded?
>>46263657
Absolutely nothing.
Even the idea that "knife ear" is a good insult is laughable.
>>46258105
Twig
Grandma/Grandpa/Geezer
Bow-bitch
Keebler
>>46263922
that goes into the book of grudges you twat
>>46263895
>Hey, I know. Let's post this video for the third time in this thread
The Thread is not even 100 Posts long. Why do people post in threads they don't even bother to read?
>>46263283
"9.8, because there's always room for improvement."
>>46258105
Human.
It's the last thing rational creature would want to be accused of being
>>46264113
Ouch, man.
Ouch.
>>46264028
Have you watched the video?
The only people who would share it would have to be absolutely mindless.
Actually, if you haven't watched it, save yourself the braincells you'd lose from what is clearly the efforts of an unfunny twelve-year-old.
>>46263835
Really? I'm a Russian, and I never heard of it. Hugging trees while drunk is something you do out of necessity - in order not to fall.
>>46259420
God, the Scotsman was probably one of the best characters. The scene with the sirens was top notch.
