If a Yellow Elf and a Blue Elf have a baby, would the baby be an orc?
>>46198734
Yes.
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>>46198753
Is being looked up to in halfling society considered a bad thing?
>>46198768
Depends on the context.
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>>46198783
How do you hold a beholder?
>>46198789
Very carefully.
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>>46198753
Should an adventurer who comes upon a baby monstrous animal kill the baby because it will grow up to maybe attack people, or should they let it be to avoid fucking with the local foodweb?
>>46198789
With you're dead.
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>>46198792
New pet.
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>>46198792
Adult monsters give more XP and loot, so leave it be.
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>>46198792
Tame it and use it to your advantage, obviously.
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>>46198790
How do you flay a mindflayer?
>>46198792
Get a wizard to polymorph it into a different baby monster. Then set up the same scenario against another group of adventures
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From what evolutionary trait did Kender's kleptomania come from?
Can a match box?
>>46198831
Dying off after reproducing, like salmon does.
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>>46198831
Seaside wizards with poor decision making.
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>>46198817
With your fists, obviously
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If a half elf and a half orc have a baby, what would the offspring be?
How do you seduce a dragon?
>>46198869
Deformed.
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>>46198869
Fucking hideous
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>>46198872
Without much difficulty by all evidence.
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>>46198869
Half-Human.
If a rock elemental can be constructed, can a petrol elemental and a plastic elemental be made?
How would you call the offspring born from a human with a ling?
>>46198909
Bob if its a boy, Mary if its a girl
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>>46198891
Yes.
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>>46198891
You've mixed up elemental with golem.
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>>46198831
Clearly a result of inbreeding by the descendants of Lobella Sackville-Baggins.
Is a goblin when a orc and a baby have a baby?
>>46198927
The baby of two orc babies
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What the fuck is going on in this thread?
>>46198971
No idea.
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>>46198971
Q&A
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In terms of magical theory, how is a raven like a writing desk?
>>46199061
One provides the quills you need to writing out divination spells, the other provides the surface to write on.
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Dear anon,
So, I have this problem where I like this girl, but I don't know if she likes me. I mean, likes, likes me. As a guardsman in the imperial guard in emperor's holy service, we've been serving for quite a while. We've fought off all kinds of horrors. Most of them with tentacles, teeth, tentacles with teeth, or even teeth with tentacles. So, we're already kind of close, but I don't know if it's anything serious at all or if she just sees me as her comrade in arms.
Is there any advice you can give me regarding what she might like in a guy?
I already know she likes collecting xeno body parts. She says it intimidates them when they see the reproductive organs of their fellows being used as a flail against them. It's kinda scary, but she treats me nicely, even when she punches me so hard it bruises. She even shares her spare las-cartridge when I run low when purging heretics! I try to look at these actions as fond tokens of her friendship with me. But I want more than just friendship!
Is there anything I can do to make it be more than just friendship and instead maybe even love?
Sincerely, Guarded Goody-two-shoes Guardsman.
>>46199347
No.
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>>46199347
>collecting xenos parts
She's a heretic, purge her.
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>>46198734
Why do Humans mate with literally fucking everything?
>>46199420
Same reason they get milk from cows, 'I wonder what comes out of that dangly bit'
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>>46199420
They cannot mate without literally fucking, now can they?
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>>46199420
It's their strategy for survival.
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WHERE IS THE NEXT FIGHT?
>>46198734
No you dumbass, it'd be a Green Elf, which is completely different despite having the same skin colour.
>>46199473
Third door on the left, tell 'em you want to have tea with Henry, they'll understand.
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>>46199473
When you are done counting all the spikes on your armor.
>>46199509
And this is how the threat f Orcs was quelled forever.
Good job.
>>46199509
One, two, three, many. End.
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>>46199515
Let's try it with Chaos next!
>>46199509
Rough estimate, 60 or so. Also he asked where is the next fight, not when. Pay more attention rookie!
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>>46198768
No, but it is in Dwarf society.
So, this creepy looking old guy asked me a bunch of questions, and ya gotta help me fellas
What's the capital of Assyria?
Pic related, it's him.
>>46199571
>A'crater
>>46199571
Aššur
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>>46199571
IIRC from sunday school, it was Nineveh
If you went to all the orc tribes on the planet and cast mass polymorph, human on them followed by mass permanency would that mean the next generation of orcs be born human shaped or born orcs?
>>46199619
The next generation would be catgirls.
Don't ask me how it works, i have no idea either.
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>>46199619
They would have Orc DNA so they'd be half-orcs and shit everywhere after a couple dozen generations. When you die the permanency effect wears off and everyone wakes up one day seeing that they all were orcs all along. Civilization collapses and world wars begin.
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What is love?
>>46198869
A spanish dining utensil.
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>>46199683[muffled eurodance beats in the background]
>>46198869
Non-existent.
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>>46199683
A flower blooming on a battlefield
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>>46199683
The greatest weapon of all, next to the orbital tarrasque.
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>>46199420
Because they were descended from dragons all along.
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Should we elect our leaders or stick to this whole monarchy thing?
>>46199775
Elections remove them from facing responsibility.
Keep a constitutional monarchy.
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If I have magneto's telekinesis would ripping all the iron out of someone's blood kill them or just give them paper cuts due to the low amount of iron in their blood?
>>46199809
You woud suffocate them as the blood is then unable to transport oxygen
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If we have someone who could kill the entire human species in a single hour, and we knew about it, how would the population as a whole react?
>>46199894
Orgies. Drugs. Love confessions.
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>>46199922
What is the offspring of a dwarf and an elf like? I don´t see many around here.
>>46198831
Literally getting high on god-juice
>>46199928A human, but don't tell anyone. They would be long lived except that trait got bred out somehow
>>46199928
Nobody knows, they don't exist.
>>46199928
There was one in Dwarf Quest
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>>46200015
Which race is best for lewd?
>>46200047
Human
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When will we have the year 42.000?
>>46200058
What do you get when crossing wizard antics with DNA sample of all humanoid species?
>>46200072
In 39,984 years.
>>46200073
Humanoid with no sense of right and wrong
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>>46200158
Was the murder of an entire kingdom worth the adventure?
>>46200186
Yes!
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There is a race called Mongrel in D&D and its ugly as sin.
>>46199615
There were several at different times, including Ashur, Nineveh and Babylon
>>46200186
They had it coming, besides the lessons in friendship and teamwork were invaluable.
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If a faggot and a dyke had a baby, would it be OP?
What is stronger, The Power of Love or The Power of Friendship?
>>46200340
No, they'd be roughly the same power as everyone else
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>>46200340
It's unlikely to be overpowered.
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>>46200348
The Power of Friendship with Benefits
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>>46200348
Equal. Both produce 0 work over time.
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How much wood would a woodpecker peck if a woodpecker could peck wood?
>>46200406
Ask a woodchuck.
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>>46200406
As much as they do. Woodpeckers can peck wood. There is a large variance between individuals and subspecies.Keep it /tg/
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>>46198792
>Chaotic Neutral
That looks likefuture businessto me!
What is the best way to de-program a brainwashed cleric?
>>46200406
If a woodpecker could peck wood a woodppecker would peck as much wood as it could - if a woodpecker could peck wood.Yes, there is an actual answer to that tongue twister.
>>46200528
Fingerblast them until they go ahegao.
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>>46200546
Can a Mimic mimic itself?
>>46200546
What's ahegao?
>>46200573
When the Moon hits your eye and its rolled up towards the sky, that's ahegao.
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>>46200567
There's no self for a Mimic to mimic
>>46200567
Yes, but not itself mimicking itself.
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>>46200643
>When the Moon hits your eye and its rolled up towards the sky, that's ahegao.
If the Appearance modifier is CHA+CON for women, what is it for men - the same or different?
>>46200733
What's a half-elf, half-orc called?
>>46201279
An Elk
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Do orcs have hooves? Do orks?
How can you tell wizardry from warlockery, sorcery, or Devilry at a glance?
>>46201397
Wizardry is wizened.
>>46201296
What is the elf half of a half-elf?
What color is Jim's red gun?
>>46201612
Jim's gun colored.
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>>46198792
Take it and raise it so that it's trained and will not longer attack people who don't deserve to be attacked.
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What the fuck is a yellow dragon?
>>46202295
Asian
>>46198860
How much water would a displacer beast displace when submerged completely?
>>46201397
By the caster's choice of clothing. Wizards wear blue or occasionally yellow, warlocks wear black, purple and green, sorcerers wear orange and red. Devils generally don't wear anything, but if they do, it's liable to be some kind of corset or business suit.
