>The Barbarian pledges his life and service to you after you save his life
>dies meme moments later to hypothermia
>>46194802
Cool, can you sew up this hole in my cloak?
>a thing happened
You didn't say this was happening in a game.
Barbarians existed at some point in real life history, are a trope in several media besides traditional games, and did not originate from traditional games.
This thread is off topic.
If the topic of the board were "everything" then it would be impossible to be banned for posting off topic, which obviously is not the case.
Make him Mop my floors and get my coffee. And for Christ's sake, where the uniform. This is a gas station, not a strip joint.
>>46194879
Kek
I'm strughling to imagine the situation in which his life was in peril, and you saved it.
>>46194802
If we're going to do the whole "equality reverse stereotype" SJW bullshit, then I want to start seeing female pubic hair poking out of their battle thong.
Also putting females in clearly male-only stereotypical outfits, like shirtless loincloths, because putting female-only clothes like bikinis on a male (Venom Snake wearing Quiet's outfit) is retarded and nonsensical. You can't just reverse the sexual stereotypes with no heed to dimorphism.
>>46194827
>The Barbarian, not used to doing women's work, just makes the hole larger
>>46194879
>Congratulations, you insensitive prick. You just hurt his feelings and in his frustration has accidentally killed two of your regular customers.
Okay I guess. Feel free to bring pants with you
>>46194902
What's stopping you?
>>46194802
>mfw playing as a mage and having barbarians as your boy toys
>>46194942
Aren't you scared he'll burn you at the stake for your vile sorcery?
>>46194909
>>Congratulations, you insensitive prick. You just hurt his feelings and in his frustration has accidentally killed two of your regular customers.
Only two?
Okay.
Grate! Muh fat whale of a wife won't shut up! Can ye fuck'er fer me while I go oot fishin'?
>>46194900
He's exaggerating. Dumb shit left his keys and wallet on the counter so I went out to his car to return them. Suddenly he's all. "Endless gratitude" this and "oathbound by honor" that.
>>46194909
Krog, we talked about this before. It's a good thing we're on an interstate junction or I would have canned your ass. Now go do the bathrooms. Some slim-Jim chomping trucker just shit on the ceiling and you're the only one tall enough to reach.
>>46194994
My tits and juicy vag spells will silent those complaints.
>>46195094
>The Barbarian is gay
>>46195040
>Not even an oath of honor can get him to fuck that fatty
>>46195038
>They were cops
>>46195056
>The ceiling is clean but he left the shit towels in the break room
>>46194923
But he is wearing pants.
>>46195146
Please, stop. Fuck off, and possibly die.
>>46195146
>>They were cops
Two cops?
Only two?
Okay.
>>46195094
A simple sex change spell will fix that.
>>46194802
I take him in and teach him the ways of finery, civility, and education.
He is now the ultimate sophisticated bodyguard.
>>46194909
>The Barbarian, not used to doing women's work, just makes the hole larger
How can someone who lives in the wilderness and makes his own clothes not know how to sew?
>>46195251
I think I've seen this movie.
>>46195255
>Helping the barbarian achieve his lifelong dream of becoming a haute-couture fashion designer
>>46195146
Okay Krog... We gotta talk. As you know, slavery is recently illegal in Mississippi and due to Sooper Gas policy you're up for a promotion upon review of your performance this quarter... Sadly despite your initial enthusiasm for employment, you have shown no signs of improvement over the course of your time here. Now I won't fire you now but with the murders this makes three warnings Krog.
Why can't you be more responsible like that Cleric kid, Steve? You know, he's starting to look like assistant manager material.
>>46194802
We're off to a wonderful start! Come brother, we shall start a band of warriors and fight in the name of the nines!
>>46195255
The women made them. Obviously.
>>46194802
>save his life
shit tier barbarian desu, would not recruit
>>46195271
But does it feature a fancy Orc?
>>46195367
I'm pretty sure Schwarzenegger is an Orc, yeah.
>>46195146
>The Barbarian is gay
Leave him to freeze to death then.
>>46195251
Excellent plan, sir.
>>46195283
>the nines
Clever
>>46195283
>The Nines
Heretic detected!
>>46194846
(You)
>>46195283
>The Barbarian doesn't understand your prattling but gets that you mean killing things. He enthusiastically joins.
>>46195218
>The Barbarian wrecks your magical boipussy. Rocks fall, the party dies.
>>46195251
>The Barbarian smashes a table at a social function after he gets embarrassed for mistaking a salad fork for a pastry fork.
>>46195274
Krogoth Adventuring Gear becomes an international sensation. The Barbarian uses his new funds to lure dragons to your house to kill.
>>46195276
>Krog begins to resent Steve and swears revenge against him after hearing of his promotion.
>Wary of his oath, his revenge is subtle. Steve's tires are clubbed in and his clocked hours are wildly inaccurate, showing he came in from 2:00 PM to 45:67 GT on The Day of Morkas' Slaughter.
>>46194802
>>46195146
If you're going to make a reactionary thread in order to spam your agenda more, than don't be so obvious about it.
>>46195542
... Krog you're fired. Take your ab oil and leave your hat. I'll give you a good reference for your next job. Have you considered tailoring?
>>46195146
>>46195542
>shit GM detected
>>46195600
>Krog just sort of follows you around now like a sad puppy, only seven feet tall and built like a brick shit house.
>About a week later he gives you deerskin pants.
>One leg is shorter than the other and still sports patches of fur where he got too lazy to properly clean the hide.
>>46195543
Agenda?
>>46195914
To give innocent Internet browsers like >>46195543 gay thoughts.
>>46195934
There's nothing gay about honor.
>>46195671
>The GM complains but doesn't ban you from the game. He's lonely and you guys are his only friends.
>>46194802
>use him for hard work
I leave in peaceful society. The only use for braindead hunks is heavy lifting.
>>46194802
Does anyone have any barbarian pictures similar to this one? The more majestic the better.
>>46194802
Kill him like the rest of the faggots i just murdered
>>46194802
Have him put on the belt of genderswapOr better yet, chastity belt of trapification
