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Montréal-3 is currently under Angel Attack. Preparations are underway for the Greenland expedition.
5 days, 9 hours remaining until the 6th Angel begins another artillery strike.
Oh boy! My favorite time of day has finally arrived!
[You leave the corpse behind, armed with your pistol]
[There are two doors at the end of the corridor, one to the left, leading to the ''O'' on your map, and to the right, leading into a large room.]
>>46183565
Left - objectives first.
>>46183565
>Go left
>>46183666
Satan trips has spoken
>>46183666
>>46183707
>>46183729
[You head to the left door. As you press the switch to open the door-
>>46183565
>[You leave the corpse behind, armed with your pistol]
We left the corpse armed with our pistol?
Recover Pistol and then go left.
>>46183846
Kek
//One hos-ile, beh--d a tab-- nea- the en-- f the ro-m.
>>46183872
shit
GO RIGHT! GO RIGHT!
>>46183846
>quickly retrieve arms from safe
>>46183872
>One hostile, behind a table near the entrance of the room
Ready my weapon
>>46184045
I think thats us.
(Is that a Radio message?
I Hope NERV does not use 'movie edition' tables.)
Take cover next to door. aim at the table when the door opens.
Is this a recording?
>>46184048
We never said anything about a table when we entered the room. We just walked in
>>46183893
>>46183928
>>46184045
>>46184051
[As soon as you enter the room, you hear a bullet whistle past your ear.]
>Roll a D10! Ones and Tens modify the final score, but only for the next 5 rolls.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>46184207
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>46184207
Oh, shit.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>46184207
Who the what now?
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>46184207
Knew it!
I'd give Ophelia a cookie if she could eat it.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>46184207
Oh shit; bullet time!
>>46184256
Thanks senpai.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>46184207
To late...
>>46184296
Fug
>>46184256
>>46184296
And the final roll equalizes it
>>46184308
I believe it was the next five rolls AFTER the initial roll?
In that case, I would be the last roll.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>46184207
Ohh man, already things happening.
>>46184227
>>46184256
>>46184296
>8 -1 +1 = 8
[You shoot the main in the hip and lower abdomen. He now lays dead.]
>>46184523
Search body, get his gun, at least his ammo. Examine contents of table.
>>46184523
Check the corners for more. Then check the man.
>>46184523
Does he have a badge? Take the badge.
>>46184523
Search the body, check what he was doing on the computer.
>This on the fly art
>>46184523
Check the body for anything important.
>>46184523
Listen out for Ophelia or any other noise, particularly footsteps that are coming to investigate.
>>46184572
Yeah, this shit is getting REALLY good.
Just look how far we've come since episode 1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPrDfJSgi8I
>>46184539
>>46184566
>>46184571
>>46184572
>>46184574
[This is what the man had on his body:]
>Nerv issued Beretta 93r with one remaining round.
>Nerv Badge (Christopher Bouchard, Science Division, MAGI Supercomputer maintenance)
>His wallet.
[You examine the table. There is a lot of maintenance forms littered over it, the most recent one dated the same day the 4th Angel attacked. The computer is showing readings of some kind, you can't make sense out of it.]
>>46184816
Shit, that was one of our own guys.
The commander is NOT gonna be happy
>>46184816
The hell? Is he one of ours?
>>46184863
Pay attention.
He shot at us the moment we entered the room.
>>46184863
I choose to believe he was a spy of some sort. because the alternative... that we were goaded into attacking people on our own team by a UN spy guy is a little scary to believe.
>>46184854
Better question - why did a fucking computer tech shoot first and ask never? This guy's a fucking NERD by his ID.
>>46184816
Orphelia told us he was a hostile, and he opened fire at us on sight. Don't assume anything
>>46184593
//I'll tr--to w--ch over y----ajor, bu-- ca--t be c-aug--. Sta---afe.
>>46184917
too damn elaborate to be set up like this. Did the UN dude ever say how he found out about the secret rooms?
>>46184938
Thanks honey.
>>46184911
Well, we did sort of break into his office in the TOP SECRET KEEP OUT part of the Geofront.
>>46184928
>>46184911
>>46184917
Good point.
But let's be more cautious from this point on. We don't want to be caught with our pants down like that again
>>46184816
>Ignore the big red emergency button
If we can't make sense of the the data, we should head back and continue searching the key locations on the map.
>>46184938
Just do what you can Ophelia.
>>46184938
>I'll try to watch over you, Major, but you can't be caught. Stay safe.
Will do, madame.Shit, seems like we might have intruders.
>>46184960
Could be data analysis on the Angel.
>>46185048
We can't exactly stuff the papers in our shirt though. We will just have to leave it to someone else when we are done cleaning.Or when we are dead
>>46184917
So you're saying the Section 2 guy who talked to us, and told us to investigate the MAGI incident (what was the target? what did they change? why was Section 2 so quick to respond?) is the plant, and we're the patsy, and these guys we're fighting now are the loyalists?
That's 2shadowrun4me
Plus, unless the plant has a direct line of comms to the fucking DM of the universe in which he resides, then trying to manipulate Anon into doing anything is like trying to herd cats. ... Cats with a fetish for male kittens that like to pretend they are female kittens.
>>46185234
Top fucking kek.
But yeah, that would be a fucked up twist.
I miss CAG, and I think she was only around for like two threads.
>>46184956
Yes, but he should recognize us
>>46184938
I declare Ophelia to be waifu.
We must now make her look like an animu girl somehow.
[The next room is empty, save for a door. It is labelled MAGI auxiliary access 03. Unfortunately it is locked. Next to it is a magnetic swipe card reader]
>>46185381
Use the card we just snatched from the guy we shot
>>46185381
OOC:Can we just get a view of where w are on the map? it would help to know where we are and where we're going.
Use the card we got from the nerd.
>>46185365
"Oh fuck Anon's schizophrenia has finally led to him to betray us. I bet he thinks there's Roleplaying or Plot advancement or Waifus down here or something. Welp time to activate protocol shaggy dog."
I really hope we're not being being used as a catspaw here.
Maybe we should talk to the commander at some point...
>>46184816
Can we tell where that door leads? And are any emergency alarms going off?
Let's grab the most recent maintenance forms and try to at least note down some of the key terms on the computer if not take a picture, Elizabeth might be able to help out.
>>46185381
Why is Major pretending to be tacticool?
Keep your damn back straight. Focus on what you can see and what you can hear. Your senses and a keen awareness are what'll save you here, not hugging corners and minimising your target profile.
>>46185435
Look, we were shot at first. And there was a body just lieing around in the hallway before that.
We know there has been sabotage before, and our previous head of science was shot and killed. The transmission CAG intercepted let us here, and it's reasonable to assume it was a message to tell the plants where to attack.
>>46185416
>>46185515
Thanks m8.
>>46184816
Did we take any pictures of the Maintenence forms or of the Computer, using either our mobile phone, or our 4th wall breaking "The DM uploads an image of it then we open the image whenever we want, and just pretend that Major remembers it" photographic memory?
>>46185506
You never know. He might be one of those Space Station 13 players who have such a murderboner that they'll scream "MUH VALIDS" and open fire every time someone is in a place that their ID doesn't allow them to access.
>>46185570
SS13 here, not us. You can tell because he didn't use a toolbox.
>>46185618
Oh, right. Thanks.
And I thought those large blue oxygen cannisters were better as an improvised weapon, if you couldn't get a lit welder?
>>46185652
>>46185618
>>46185570
>>46185659
Im sorry to OOC in IC but you guys are ruining my immersion, can u pls stop?
>>46185652
Same tier. That and fire extinguishers.
>>46185676I want to headpat the pilots as soon as we get out of this mess.
>>46185676
What the fuck is wrong with you.
>Use card on swiper.
All the chairs are going to start rotating on their own now, aren't they. And someone is gonna steal our shoes while we're distracted looking at a terminal, then throw a LCL + smoke + drugs grenade at us.
>>46185401
[You swipe the card and hear a small beep. A red light comes on. The screen reads ''Unauthorized access. Stay where you--'' But it disappear before you can finish to read what it says.]
>>46185747
No. Get out.
>>46185828
Gun up
Someone's comin' through.
>>46185515
Well, our motive for being in this high-security area essentially is "I heard there were Traitors that broke into the restricted area so I broke in too to investigate"
>>46185828
Well shit.
Ophelia, was that you or somebody else?
>>46185828
Shit. Here come trouble.
Thanks for the save Ophelia.
Where haven't we been yet?
>>46185800
>LCL smoke
https://youtu.be/kY77N-OIHAs
>>46185868
>>46185828
No, we don't say anything.
THe teammate who was with dead nerd is probably on the other side.
>>46185828
//I deactiv--d the alarm. This--or need--a le-el 6 Sec---ty Cle-ra--ce.--here s-ould be a -ard with this ac--ss level thre-- --oms ove-.
//Be---ady, I de--ct ---tiles th-re.
>>46185828
Hang on.
This door is the ONLY way through to the west wing of the Spookyzone, besides the doors connecting to the pale blue area.
How does our card NOT have access?
>>46185908
OOC: How does our sexy AI lady know where keycards are at all times?
>>46185908
>there should be a card three rooms over
welp time to explore.
>>46185908
>//I deactiv-ed the alarm. This-door needs a level 6 Security Clearance.there should be a card with this access level three rooms over.
>//Be ready, I detect hostiles, there.
>>46185908
>I deactivated the alarm. This floor needs a Level 6 Security Clearance. There should be a card with this access level three rooms over
>Be ready, I detect hostiles there
Thanks
>>46185958
Same way Security does (or should) probably
>>46185921
We're not supposed to know about it.
NERV has a long history of locking out key members from important information.
>>46185908
She means here. Because "two rooms over" is literally only one place.
GUYS AI IS MALF AND MAJOR ANON IS THE TRAITOR HE KILLED ME IN MAGI AUX COMPUTER
Question on immersion/setting:
Can someone explain to me how a server farm/datacentre has so many goddamn sub-rooms?
>>46186093
It's a REALLY big computer
>>46186084
Oh no! now our Schizophrenia is working against us!
>>46186093
is'nt it there they do experiments too?
>>46186093
Efficient room design is for Angels Major.
You aren't an angel are you?
>>46186093
Building union regulations, and OH&S requirements.
>>46186093
super computer that from what we can tell is powered by a little girl dipped in lcl built by a dogmatic organization that keeps important members in the dark about a lot of really need to know information while using giant fighting robots to prevent monsters from triggering the apocalypse.
it might be pretty big. or whoever designed it wanted a go at the UN budget.
>>46186014
[You head back. How do you open the door leading to the room which Ophelia talked about?]
>>46186313
Knock on it and take cover behind the corner.
If they're the ask first and shoot later crowd they'll open the door and be like "Yo who is it".
But if they're the shooty kind they'll just fire through the door as it opens.
>>46186313
Open the door cautiously, back against the wall and pistol raised
>>46186313
Simple, Knock and say your selling girl scout cookies.
>>46186351
>>46186361
>>46186371
[The Girl Scout routine didn't work out. As soon as the door opens, the two hostiles begin firing upon you.]
[How do you react Major?]
>>46186486
Hostile 2 is in the least cover so prioritize a firing solution on him.
>>46186486
XCOM this bitch! Fire on lower cover hostile!
>>46186507
Agreeing with this guy.
>>46186486
Can't we say like, that we are the major and they should cooperate?
If it does nothing than we shoot them?
>>46186559
Nah. We tried words. Shooting now.
>>46186559
Fuck you they're shooting at us.
>>46186486
Shoot hostile number 2!
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>46186486
>>46186559
Major, please, just stop trying with these guys. They are clearly not on our team.
>>46186486
Shoot 02, keep in cover behind the door.
Too bad we don't have a flash to throw.
>>46186590
sorry anon, i didn't remember that we used word before.
>>46186486
https://youtu.be/8_D3xF1IFlo
"Hey, HEY!! Friendly Fire!! Friendly Fire!!
>I need two clearly identified rolls.
>One for defence, and one for shooting [02]!
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>46186662
DEFENSE!!!
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>46186662
>Offense
Get operated on kid.
>>46186671
excellent
Rolled 4 (1d10)
Shooty bang bangs
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>46186662
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>46186662
ATTACK
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>46186662
Def
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>46186662
Defense!
>>46186680
Oh my god...I knew your rolling streak was gonna end eventually...
>>46186680
goddammit. well at least we didn't get hit.
>>46186486
Go Max Payne on their asses!
We did pick up the other guy's gun right?
>>46186671
>>46186680
>>46186690
>>46186695
>>46186697
Well, the good news is that we probably won't get hit.
The bad news, neither will they
>>46186680
Lol
>>46186680
>>46186709
>Rolled 1 (1d10)
NO
CANT_STOP.JPG HAS ALWAYS GIVEN ME GOOD LUCK ON ROLLS
THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
>>46186680
On the other hand, we're pretty shit hot when it comes to dodging bullets.
>>46186486
Honestly, mainframe case is usually just a bit of aluminum alloy. They're made to carry the weight and ground any electric interference, but they're otherwise not particularly durable. And circuit boards can be pierced through by punching them hard enough.
What am I getting at is that you should be able to shoot Hostile 03 straight through his cover. He's hiding instinctively but he's hiding behind something that provides only slightly more protection than a goddamn cardboard box.
>>46186750
Everything comes falling down.
So, uh, do we roll again?
It would be pretty terrible if some officers come down here and break it all up, someone gets a call from the UN, and we get put behind bars for the rest of the quest.
>>46186775
I have a feeling from the evidence that no backup is coming for these guys.
>>46186671
>>46186680
Well, I imagine this is much better than going the other way around.
I mean, we're not dumb enough to shoot ourselves even on a glich, right?
>>46186680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN_F0Gqe0_o
>>46186808
Oh god, do not give the QM any ideas!
>>46186671
>>46186680
Def = 9
Att = 1
[03 is reloading and 02 cannot hit you! The bad news is your gun jammed.]
>Next round! Same as before, but the offence roll gets a -1 modifier.
>>46186851
Tfw can't roll on phone
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>46186816
More like Louis KEK amirite? xd
>>46186851
I am committing an OFFENSE
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>46186851
ATTACK~!!!!
>>46186808
Last encounter had 1 as just a miss
>>46186851
OFFENSE
I CAN DO IT
I WON'T LOSE
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>46186851
Offense! Go murder!
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>46186851
DEFENSE
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>46186851
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>46186549
Whoever said that we would "XCOM this bitch"
>>46186680
>>46186869
Is correct. We are missing shots like a goddamn rookie.
>>46186851
Defense
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>46186851
Pew pews
>>46186900
>>46186900
>>46186869
Same as last fucking roll! absolute defense, but can't shoot for shit.WE HAVE BECOME THE NEW DAVID
>>46186876
>I misspelled "dice" in the options field
It's a sign. I'm just going to stop now before we die.
>>46186869
Hey, at least you didn't job as hard as I did.
>-1 penalty
Oh shit, you actually did.
>two 1's in a row
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>46186851
Hoping to add 1 to dat atk
>>46186869
>2-1=1
FUCK
U
C
K
>>46186900
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>46186707
>>46186900
We might have horrible aim, but we have the luck o'the irish at dodging bullets.
>>46186900
Well then. We are invincible but utterly impotent
FUCK IT JUST RUN IN AND PUNCH THEM.
//Ma--r y-u sh--d try aim-ng do-- -he s-ghts
>>46186974
We've already become David 2.0 by this point, that would probably be the best course of action now
Rolled 2 (1d10)
+1 to atk please.
>>46186983
Nah man, you have to aim sideways! That's how people used to shoot outs do it.
>>46186983
Of course!
Aim down the sights, Major!!
>>46186900
We manifest an AT field and just soak the bullets at this point?
Rolled 4, 7, 3, 2, 8, 1, 8, 2, 9, 7, 3, 7, 7, 3, 9, 3, 4, 3 = 90 (18d10)
<a maintenance technician kicks the dice rolling machine to reset it. some spare dice spill out.>
>>46186983
>Major, you should try aiming down the sights.
NO FUCKING SHIT NANCY DREW!!
>>46186983
Kinda hard with several bullets literally skirting my head!
>>46187035
Wow only a single 1. Think you need to kick it again.
>>46186983
Orphelia. Please don't snark at me in the middle of a shootout.
Rolled 10, 9, 4, 4, 6, 9, 5, 6, 1 = 54 (9d10)
>>46187072
>>46187092
I say leave that as is
>>46186983
OOC: Assuming we live through this, are we gonna still be able to talk to our psychologically damaged women on the surface?
>>46186974
>>46187052
>>46187092
//bec---ng -alty duri--- sho-tou- low-rs ---r ch--ce of -urviva- by a- -uch a- -5%
//-ajor -lease do not ----me sa-ty
>>46187223
I am NOT salty! Not even a little bit!
>>46187223
Who taught you to be this cheeky?
>>46187267
I think she meant safty
>>46187223
Fuck. Ophelia is the best daughterfu.
>>46187311
Agreed
>>46187223
i've just realized the last post by ophelia were not made by nerv-hq.
>>46187223
"Ophelia, please shut up. I can't think straight between your snappy remarks and the FUCKING BULLETS WHIZZING PAST MY HEAD!!!
>>46187092
Snake?
Snake!
Snaaaaaarky.
>>46187223
lowers it by minus five percent? That's a double negative! Let's go balls to the walls! 5% increase of success!
ooc: if it wasn't for CAG, I would now have considered Ophelia to be best grill
>>46187223
>lowers your chance of survival by as much asninetyfive %
>>46187223
YOU'RE NOT CEG YOU CHEEKY BASTARD!!
>>46187347
CAG's gone mate. Potatoed.
>>46187355
Maybe she's CAG's long lost twin.
Twins they were...
>>46186869
>>46186900
Def = 10
Att = 2
[Get a grip Major! 02 is reloading, 03 is running toward you with a wrench!]
>Roll for Def, Roll for Off (Still with a -1 since you guy seem to like it)
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>46187388
I said I was gonna stop, but...
>OFFENSE
LET ME REDEEM MYSELF
C'MON
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU DAVID
AAAAHGHHHHHG;JSGZNHNN K;ZLHNHD
>>46187376
We can rebuild her, we have the technology!
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>46187388
OFFENCE
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>46187388
DEFENSE!!!
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>46187388
OFFENSE
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>46187380
CAGfags please fuck off.
>>46187388
Shoot 03!
>>46187395
>>46187403
>6+1
>>46187410
>9
>>46187380
Not CAG you nitwit. CEG. As in CEGREMO. AKA: NERV HQ
>>46187395
>>46187403
>>46187433
6+1+1=8 Offence
>>46187410
9 Defence
NOBODY ROLL
>>46187448
>>46187458
Offense is actually a 7 because of the -1 penalty.
But yeah, STOP ROLLING
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>46187395
>>46187403
>>46187410
See what a difference not getting salty makes? :^)
>>46187458
#yolo
>>46187388
Defense please.
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>46187388
>>46187458
>>46187476
Still #yolo ing that defense
Also I just realised. Our beretta isn't at 7/75, it's at 1/15. Someone needs to tighten up the grafix on those 1s.
The moment that other nerd reloads, we rush him. There is no way we can lose to a scrawny traitor at close range.
>>46187517
Yeah. For some stupid reason SOMEONE decided to make 1s and 7s look the exact same on the UI
>>46187388
If 02 is reloading why are there bullets flying from him?
>>46187395
>>46187403
>>46187433
>>46187410
Offence : 6 (-1), +1, +1 = 7
Defence : 9
[03 runs towards you but is stopped by 3 point blank 9x19 rounds.]
[Only one left! Roll you attack before he finish reloading his gun!]
>>46187517
>>46187561I use this font because it looked how I wrote things in the first threads. I don't know how to edit fonts though, and this 1/7 is really bothering me too.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>46187615
>[Only one left! Roll you attack before he finish reloading his gun!]
CAN'T STOP
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>46187615
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>46187615
CHAAAAARGE!!!!
Move up to Flank before he finishes reloading a d finish him
>>46187631
Oh my god...
>>46187631
>>46187632
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>46187615
GO
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>46187615
Goddamnit guys...
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>46187615
Running a little low on ammo here. Lets finish this!
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>46187615I don't really care about the 1/7 thing
Muh defense
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>46187615
Everybody!
Feel the beat and feel united, Wo-oh-oh-woah!
Oh wait, sorry. That's the third impact song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avr7enrZuJQ>>46187702 It's always the freaking defense
This is us right now
>>46187808
Little did these infiltrators know that the major was the skeleton inside this flesh bag all along.
>>46187864
H-hey man, don't joke about shit like that. There's no way a skeleton would live in s-someone...right?
>>46187901
Only one way to find out major.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QxWgiyIECo
>>46187631
>3
[02 his ready to fire and you're down to your last bullet Major! Make it count!]
>Two clearly identified rolls please!
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>46187956
DEF
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>46187956
Offense
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>46187956
OFFENSE
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>46187956
OFFENSE
If we're out of bullets, throw the gun and then tackle his ass!
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>46187956
>last shot
>>46187901
Look in a mirror and open your mouth major. See those teeth?THERE'S A SKELETON INSIDE YOU RIGHT AS WE SPEAK SIMPLY BIDING HIS TIME TO ESCAPE
>>46188014
>>46188012
>>46188010
YOU USELESS FUCKS
>>46187956
At the end of the day we will be happy number 3 got us the wrench right under our nose. We might yet need it.
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>46188034
Fuck off man. I am literally rolling high 2 seconds way from the top on these things!
OFFENSE!
If we get out of this we are spending some time on the range till we get some sort of proficiency at this. Not just Point towards enemy and keep pulling trigger till they go away.
If we want to do that we need to get a shotgun
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d10)
>>46187973
>>46188012
And here we go again
>>46187956
Rollin for boosts.
First for offence, second for defense
>>46188163
HAHAHAHA
>>46188128
Or we can carry more ammo with us
>>46188163
kill yourself please
>>46188163
Jesus Fuck
>>46188163
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!!
>>46188175
Hoy, I have rolled my share of tens ITT
>>46188163
Why the hell did you think this was a good idea!!!
>>46188163
Senpai. Senpai.
Smh
Oyy, you have to clearly state which roll you are rolling for rolling once dice at a time.
>>46188163
This right here is why we can't have nice things.
>>46188163
please die
>>46188010
>>46188012
Maybe we should try diplomacy again.
>>46187973
>>46188010
>>46188012
Defence = 6
Offence = 4 (5 -1)
[02's bullet grazed your arm, but it doesn't leave a wound. You're out of bullets. What now Major? You better act fast before he realizes your gun is empty.]
>>46188263
throw the wrench that the other asshole had
>>46188263
>>46188289
This! Throw the wrench. Use the distraction to charge him!
>>46188263
Disorient him. Throw your gun in a distraction, and tackle his ass to the ground!
>>46188263
Toss something at him!
SUPERHOT style!
>>46188263
We still have the gun we took from the first nerd we killed, right?
>>46188263
Maybe his gun is empty as well?
I think our best option is to throw the wrench at him and grapple!
Come on Major, you can do this!
>>46188263
"Just surrender already!"
>try to grab the wrench and ambush the guy.
>>46188249
We tried the girl scout routine abut if failed.
Are we proficient in casting FIST?
