>>46160297
>>46161008
>something something Exalted something something
>>46161396
>>46161407
Does anyone have that MTG story of a guy who donated his cards to a bunch of kids?
>>46160682
Holy fuck
>>46160789
I'm going to need a source on this. Reverse image search gives me nothing.
>>46161906
Tsuyokute New Saga
>>46161951
Much obliged, anon.
>>46161407
But anon, that picture isn't even wrong.
>>46162195
Is there a story on this fight? Seen it dozens of times and I have always wondered.
>>46160032
>Shadowrun Mentor Spirits
>>46160524
I like to believe that those two were strangers and this was a start of a fantastic romance.
>>46162297
don frye vs. yoshihiro takayama
>>46161008
this looks awesome, what the hell is it from
>>46162287
>The Division
>>46162837
A big pile of nephilim revisionism.
fresh from the current /gurpsgen/
>>46162942
I don't get it.
>>46163006
So, this is the Pixar writer who made a script for Cars.
>>46161396
>Not 3d6 straight down
You had one job, anon.
>>46163111
>>46163006
Fucking what m8.
>>46163006
I have seen the face of God and it was weeping.
>>46163111
Vulkan shoots red Twizzler? I had heard 30k is underpowered but damn.
>>46160297
>Not The finest race in The Warp
>>46163342
Announcing sage gest you banned.
Just like now.
3... 2... 1...
>>46162837
Heresy
>>46163111
why doesn't Lion el'jonson have a nose?
>>46164182
I'm still annoyed that they're skipping 9.
>>46161396
The most insulting part is that Ike's at or above where he should be for that level in everything but Strength.
But holy shit that Strength.
>>46164227
blame incompetent programmers
>>46166666
>>46160682
How many times has someone tried this so far?
Has it EVER worked?
>>46166682
Is this real? want it to be real
>>46166808
>Hating on mega-engineering
I bet this fool doesn't even Lofstrom Launch Loops.
>>46167037
What happened?
>>46167162
Basically a wearable airbag for skiing.
>>46167067
>>46162265
God, I love Kana/Asuka
>>46167660
>Paladin: "I am here to smite you, Slickback!"
>"A Lich named Slickback: "No, no, I'm "A lich named Slickback"!"
>>46167002
Ah, yes. My home town's sad little 15 minutes of fame.
>>46163292
>sensible chuckle.jpg
>>46161419
Well, as long as it doesn't develop into necrophilia.
My character ran into this vampire priestess, she messed him up... summed up, he now gets a funny feeling when he sees a cemetery.
>>46160339
Context?
>>46160682
>>46166836
Seems like it's working pretty well for that guy right this minute.
>>46166717
1) Your sense of humor is bad and you should feel bad
2) what the fuck is that clip from? That looks a bit brutal to be from a tv show.
>>46168304
Ita xeno's man. They're like 50 minutes, at most, away from adapting their physiology around that shit and regaining control.
Seriously, why the fuck is WY even trying at this point? They've tried like 80ish different times and bled MASSIVELY for each one. How can any company, no matter how rich, justify that kind of returnless expenditure?
>>46168539
some bullshit british movie. She basically went in to a carpark without telling her department or even calling for back up just so the movie could have a rape scene and make a statement.
Someone else asked your same question and turns out its so shit it didn't even have a wikipedia page or any relevent IMDB info.
>>46168599
I don't think they can adapt around cybernetic implants.
Here's my reasoning. The take the xenomorphs as-is, right? Facehugger mouth-rapes some motherfucker, standard procedure. Then they collect the xenomorph that pops out of his chest later, before it grows to become a threat, and set up enough solid containment and isolated procedures to keep it from getting away.
Then they stick in the implants.
Then they feed it and let it grow.
No room for adaptation. Any implants are included post-birth.
>>46168724
Wow, that sounds like bad writing for the sake of shoehorning a dumb blonde stereotype. 0/10 would not watch
>>46168724
>>46168839
I could've sworn someone told me that it was a really bad porn movie or something.
>>46162385
kek
>>46169015
...I've looked up David Mamet and have a vague understanding of Shakespeare, what about David Mamet triggers Shakespearean types?
>>46169110
>nat 1 Intimidate.jpg
>>46168923
>someone told me that it was a really bad porn movie or something.
Really, that's the kind of response you should learn to expect on here.
>>46169275
True. Mind you, I think I wanted to believe that it wasn't from an actual movie.
>>46169185
>>46169110
I think it's that Mamet's dialogue is very intentionally clipped and non-poetic. Mamet is kind of a sour cunt about authors who flowery language.
>>46169338
>I think I wanted to believe that it wasn't from an actual movie.
Fair enough.
Just, you know how you're supposed to take everything you hear with a grain of salt? On 4chan, take it with like, a whole goddamn mountain of salt. Because you may well be talking to some self-pitying teenager who wants to have a giggle from misinforming you while belittling as many people as possible.
>>46169616
Eh, I like to take them at face value. More fun that way.
I've always reasoned that people have no reason to lie to me, although I do use my own judgement most of the time.
>>46169681
I don't think you know what a filename thread is.
>>46169778
You've clearly never been to /d/.
>>46168817
Except they did that. They did that and put the whole operation into a space ship to prevent planetary infection and they still got to ground and fucked up a colony. By adapting to the implants. Twice.
>>46170140
God bless that retard with the matches.
>>46170105
W-wha... H-how did...?
>>46169138
I can't believe I get it.
>>46170347
Because in their rush to industrialize, they cut corners and don't keep up with maintenance.
>>46170347
Have you seen the video where the woman gets eaten by the escalator? Fucking brutal.
>>46170105
>>46170140
>>46170347
For what purpose.
>>46170347
Homo Sovieticus doesn't afraid of anything
>>46164311
>Navi has had enough of your shit
>>46170454
I'm 99% sure this is porn of some form.
>>46170482
That or when "Monks go Lawful Evil"
>>46170413
I've only heard of it, I didn't know they were tasteless enough to release the footage
>>46170347
Huh, that filename's a bit /v/, but I'll allow it.
>>46160032
>>46167892Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —
>>46170543
/v/ here, you guys' filenames are really shitty. You could learn a thing or two
>>46170525
Last I knew, it was right on YouTube.
Also, I heard that the people who are responsible for that shit knew that the panel she fell through was loose, but didn't do anything about it, but that might just be internet hearsay.
>>46162887
To be fair, it was much better than the book.
>>46170799
Kek
>>46170654
teach us then what we are doing wrong and what you are doing right
>>46170799
You saw the opportunity and took it.
Savage m8.
>>46170900
at least part of it is just because of the subject matter. screenshots and webms lend themselves better to such jokes than abstract references to rules and game constructs. another part is that /v/ just has way more people to come up with and post funny shit.
>>46170998
There's also the case of people playing vidya having way more consistent experiences of exactlty the same characters, events etc - everyone playing Portal hears the line about the cake etc - whereas MY game of DnD has different characters, content and feel than YOUR game of DnD. So it's harder to build widely relatable jokes in that context.
>>46169882
but
but
WHY!?
>>46171076
>but WHY!?
>>46169519
And one of shakespeare's things is that EVERYTHING he wrote was written in a sort of rhythmic pattern
>>46167067
seduction? i just see an ugly ass dopey homo man.
>>46169778
you can't put // in a filename. so, it'as just 'd'
>>46169935
the universal file name gif
>>46161419
>Necrodancer.gif
>>46170525
I feel like I see the webm a couple of times a week these days
I really need to spend less time on /b/
>>46171756
>∕d∕
Here are your special slashes. Use them.
>>46170951
stop replying to your own gay post
>>46160682
I just love the "holy hell this is so fucking stupid" expression on the girls face in this
>>46167749
There's no way Bayley is leaving that match as champ... right?
>>46164311
Illegal parking gets you towed, ha!
>>46170349
what in gods name is this
>>46172712
Plague of Gripes in a weird mood
>>46172932
Man, fuck pit vipers. All of them.
>>46166782
Every jrpg plot ever.
>>46163006RACE WAR
>>46166717
>no gun
Why even be a police girl?
>>46173278
>Britbongs
>>46173278
>britain
>>46173308
Bongistan*
>>46160032
Shadowsoverinnistrad.jpeg
>>46173308
he'd have gotten shot in the US for that
>>46173406
That's because Americlap police are sensible.
>>46173425
>Blacks having a victim complex as usual
Nice.
>>46167002
>>46173425
>Threatening a police officer who's pointing a fucking gun at you
That's like nine kinds of stupid. The way I see it, this sort of thing was inevitable when someone is that dumb.
>>46173425
Huh... After finally seeing that myself, I gotta say that that kid had it coming.
>>46173425
Fucking idiot deserved it.
>>46170242
I love this one. What is that panel originally from?
>>46171756
There are special characters that can be used as slashes in filenames. Just copy+paste them when making the name.
>>46170349
>>46173406
Only because it's a black person. When white people are involved the willingness of US police to use deadly force is tremendously variable, I remember seeing this: https://youtu.be/qoI4G1fWmEQ as part of a training video the point of which was "If there's a clearly hostile crazy person right there in front of you and he pulls a rifle out of his truck probably shoot him rather than just doing nothing and letting him murder you, you bunch of dumbasses."
>>46173406
Look up Mario Woods. Similar situation in America; black guy with knife surrounded by cops. Also rushed at cops with the knife.
Only it ended with him getting shot 19 times.
>>46168083
Only because I love you. Black Dynamite
>>46170312
Some highly flammable gasses are heavier then air and are invisible. Its why they mix in odors into gas so you know when there is a leak.
>>46173425
>That's because Americlap police are sensible.
In America, the chances are more than 50/50 that he would have had a gun.
And hat goes for every race, nut just blacks. That cp would have shot anyone of any color for pulling a move that stupid.
It's called suicide by cop.
>>46173600
damn.
Yeah if that was a black dude he'd have been dead 20 seconds in.
Shit, just fuckin pop him in the knee or taze him or something.
>>46173425
If you put yourself where the cop is standing, it looks like a kid is reaching behind his back to whip out a gun and shoot you.
I'm sorry, but that's just fucking retarded. If it was like he was surrendering peacefully and then just got killed out of nowhere then yeah, there's cause for concern, but if he is actively trying to intimidate someone WITH A LOADED GUN POINTED AT HIM, then we call that natural selection. Give him a Darwin award.
>>46173132
which gundam is this?
>>46174012
Aiming for non-lethal shots is a nice gesture, but not only is it extremely hard to aim at specific locations like that (Especially legs), it also allows the person who survived to have a chance to speak in court. It's the old "Dead men can't testify" thing.
>>46174047
Thunderbolt
>>46170622
>A shoplifting subreddit exists
Why?
>>46163006
the autism is leaking. soon. soon we shall all be consumed.
i welcome my sonicxrainbow dash overlords
>>46174012
The problem with shooting non-lethally is if they're capable of shooting back in any capacity they most likely will and you have a shit ton of very important veins in your legs, so you may just bleed out anyway.
>>46170105
fucking kek
>>46174265
>Shadows over innistrad.webm
>>46174335I'm going to laugh if everything turns out to be Tibalt's fault.
>>46174335
Evil takes many forms, most of them dickish
>>46174183
>Passive aggressive BBEG
Little does he know that I'm into uglytiles
>>46162195
Freddie Mercury?
>>46174037
Also you've been trained to defend yourself, and if someone looks like he's gonna pull a gun on you and TRY TO KILL YOU then you fucking defend yourself
>>46172151
I love her giant hair. I remember reading about the design specs for Alien Isolation, and that they should keep all the tech 80s-looking to match the aesthetic of the films. So no touch screens, no plasma displays etc. I like that the artist did the same thing with the hair, here.
>>46174798
>natural 1
>not natural 20
>>46169110
>>46169519 is mostly right, but misses some subtle nuances. David Mamet's writing has a couple big points to it that are all almost the exact opposite of how Shakespeare wrote:
Mamet's characters talk quickly, with functionally minimal exposition, a LOT of vagueness/semantics, and, most noted in jokes about him, a lot of profanity. Like, this wouldn't be an unusual Mamet Exchange.
"Is that it?"
"Yeah, it's it."
"Like, IT, it?"
"Well, not exactly.."
"Not exactly? Then what the fuck is it?
" I couldn't GET 'it', so it's what I could get."
"That's great, it's what you could get. Awesome."
"Well fuck you, it's what we've got."
Shakespeare, on the other hand, wrote in rhythmic patterns (though not nearly as strictly as people think. Some of the most famous speeches in Shakespeare openly tweak iambic pentameter.) with a much bigger focus on wordplay AND a lot of exposition and recapping because they tended to have more going on. There's also a lot of subtleties that modern readers miss because they're no longer familiar with the then-prominent classics, or the grammar rules of the time. If Shakespeare wrote a similar passage to the above, it would go something like:
A:"But hark, here comes the knave! Is it with thee?"
"Ay, but, not as we could wish it so."
"Fie!
And if this is so, not as we would wish,
Then why bring it to me, this time and place?
I sent thee for a swan, and thou bringest
me crow!"
"Well then, my lord, if thy palate is so
offended by this bird, thou canst serve thyself!
In an humorous mix, given that much of Shakespeare's speech is so high because it was the manner of the time, there are several texts that recommend reading his work like a Mamet play.
>>46172655
I see what you did there
>>46174069
There's an entire subreddit that just exists to rip shitposts off of 4chan. I shit you not.
>>46174899
I can believe that since there is a site that actually steals 4chan posts to make it look like it is active.
>>46173546would have been much better without silly insectboobs.
>>46173425
>Those fucking tweets
In what fucking delusional bubble do these people live in?
>>46173425
Idiot deserved to get shot, who randomly decides to threaten a police officer with a gun especially when they have said gun drawn, especially when you are actually unarmed.
>>46160682
Strap those onto Meltrandi instead of xenos and it's my fetish.
>>46175013
Well if they hadn't seen the footage and only heard "cop shoots unarmed guy who pointed at him" I can see where the assumptions would be made.
>>46174808
Someone made this aaaages ago on a different board and I'm happy to see this webm again
>>46174808
>nat 20 stealth, nat 20 will check.jpg
>>46173600
That's a training video for a reason, the lack of willingness to engage by that guy is no longer supported for exactly the reasons seen in that video.
>>46170349
I've seen this countless times and only just noticed the women were mermaids.
>>46173600
>die like a bitch
>there's a recording of it on youtube
that's rough bro
>>46168724
Make a statement about what? I'm now genuinely curious what point this movie was trying to make with what's possibly the most contrived rape scene I've ever seen.
>>46173830
It's late. I chuckled for far to long at this one.
>>46175946
That women are helpless and if they go outside a big scary man will rape them? I can only assume. Or possibly, don't be an idiot, life isn't an action movie? But I doubt the latter.
>>46163006
The dragon-car hybrids are better.
>>46170394
I'm more amazed someone DOES get it. Probably gotta reword that...
>>46175987
Not to mention that she was apparently up against Jackie Rapist Chan. She acts like she's fucking scared of her own weapons.
>>46173830
That's a minor seven even.
>>46173830
Nice
>>46175706
Dumb shit like that does still happen. In particular military security forces because of an insistence on strict adherence to escalation of force rules in certain types of commands.
>>46173278
To be fair, if she used the baton properly he wouldn't stand a chance. TV doesn't portray how effective those things actually are.
