Alright so... let me see if I got this straight: As far as I know, we were about to begin an attack at the Genestealer Cult when...
>Reads report.
A revolt occurred in the Hangar, something about Sister of Battle Amelia being kidnapped by Pariah Laroque and uh... a Necron aircraft.
The revolt ended with tear gas being shot by Inquisitor Jackson's men, the ship captain, the first officer, the pariah and the sister of battle got caught in it, the sister was successfully kidnapped by the necron and the pariah was shot by her on the neck. Then everyone left got carried unconscious to medbay, the traitor pariah's live is endangered, probably won't survive.
Huh... where is a commissar when you need one?
>>46156631Life* Fuck grammar why are we starting badly already?
>in the throne room on Othellan
>Amelia has just teleported in
>Era is nowhere to be seen
Where is the blank?
>the Eldar looks up from his book
who got shot?
>>46156662
The blank. I guess I'll be able to cross his name from my list of people that I'll see die before me sooner than expected.
>>46156671
the blank? I guess that means I can stop drinking to ease the pain
>the slim figure continues to read "3 Kroot one Earth Caste - Backrubs galore"
>>46156681
What the hell are you reading Xeno? Heresy?
>Alice makes her way in, looking terrible and surrounded by many more guards than usual.
>She immediately goes for the Recaf.
Sometimes I wonder why I stay here.....
I'll definetly need to execute someone later.....maybe one of those idiots in the Brig.
>>46156695
>Goes firm and salutes
Asking permission to aid in performing torture, sir!
>>46156693
extra heretical, wanna see?
>he shuffles closer to show a particular page which would make a Dark Eldar blush.
>>46156722
NO! KEEP THE HERESY AWAY BEFORE I BURN IT AND YOU WITH IT!
>>46156729
n'aawww you're no fun
>he's pouting
>>46156729
>not immediately burning the heresy and the heretic along with it
There are many reasons why this thread is obnoxious cancer, but this is the most outstanding of them.
>>46156656
>raises her flamer pistol against Nyzart, without saying a word
>>46156714
As you were.....and maybe, I haven't decided if I -will- execute them yet. I should probably tell that dickhead first.
>>46156722
Oh my... This seems highly... Disturbing, yet it makes me curious... Is this an accurate depiction of a Tau, not to speak of the Kroot?
>>46156764
>rolls his eyes
How well do you think metal burns, girl?
>>46156774
accurate enough.
>>46156779
I don't know enough about this stuff to tell, but we will find out as soon as you take another step.
>>46156768
Yes sir!
>>46156779Actually, flamethrowers were used to burn barricades, tanks, armored vehicles and other fortified positions, it is quite effective against robots as it cooks them from the inside.
How could this pariah fail so hard. He had just one small job! How hard can it be to fight of a single necron?
All this wouldn't have happened if we had more fortifications.
>>46156796
In that case, it seems our records are somewhat inaccurate, back at Calixis-sector.
>>46156799
>continues reclining in the throne
Last I checked, you were trespassing in my throne room. Now, who are you and why did my agent send you instead of Laroque?
>>46156768
What the fuck happened here?
>>46156817
The pariah was aiding the necron.
>>46156774
DON'T YOU LOOK AT IT, THE ONLY REASON I HAVEN'T KILLED THE XENO YET IS BECAUSE YOU ALL SEEM TO STOP ME FROM DOING SO WHENEVER I GET THE INTENTION!
Fuck it! Where's my flamer?
>>46156841
Acolyte LaRoque decided he wanted to steal the Sister we had for questioning, then Jackson's men decided they wanted to be stupid, so they Tear Gassed us.
They're in the Brig and they won't be leaving unless -I- say so.
heads up, my phone is going to die relatively soon, and I won't be able to post again for a good six hours. I'll try to manage my power but it can really only go so far.
>>46156857
Please, calm down! I still have many things to learn from it about their culture and history!
>>46156857
>looks at the screaming pyromaniac in amusment
he's not going to actually do it is he?
>>46156837
This you should ask before I manage to catch him too! I have nothing to do with you and your corrupted xeno civilization, except maybe being its end.
>>46156873
>>46156871
Eheheh. I have waited long to finally roast something up again!
>Brings up the flamer.
Now come here, Eldar, the area is open enough so I won't burn the whole ship in accident!
>>46156903
Corporal! Stand down! If you wish to roast the Eldar when you are back on the Informal Penance, that is fine.....I suppose, would be a waste, but oh well.
However, I will not have you damage this ship! There are already enough problems caused by my guests!
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>46156903
>drawing a dagger the Eldar laughs.
>he keeps laughing.
>it doesn't look like he's going to stop laughing.
>maybe if we wait a second.
>no he's still laughing.
really?
REALLY!?
>charges the Corporal screaming.
>>46156928
I... b-but... I!
Y-yes sir...
>Drops flamer down.
Would a boltgun suffice?
>>46156903
>>46156932
>sighs, watching the scene unfold from her hiding place in the vents
Would you look at this, m- mister Nobody will end up stealing my kill.
Please send help, tyranids are invading.
>>46156932
>Gets tackled down after dropping the flamer.
XENO SCUM!
>The hit disengages his gasmask tube, hasn't noticed.
>Going to punch the eldar back but starts coughing.
>>46156881
But my dear, this planet is a faithful one. Billions of imperial citizens, and not a missed tax for thousands of years!
>if Amelia observes the room, she notices that the walls and ceiling are covered in frescoes of scenes from the lectitio divinitatus
>faint High Gothic chanting can be heard over a vox system somewhere above
>>46156903
>>46156937
Oh dear, oh dear... I request that you stop, err... Threatening an Inquisitorial... Quest. Especially with lethal weaponry...
>>46156932
Please stop making things worse for yourself!
>>46156928
Thank you, Inquisitor.
>>46156932
>>46156965
I hate my life. I -really- hate my life. I think I'll go on vacation after we're done here.....
>unholsters Bolt Pistol.
ENOUGH.
>>46156863
For the record i vote that Acolyte LaRoque be castrated in the very least.
He takes the saying "thinking with ones little trooper" a bit to far.
And for the Sororita i assume shes in custody?
>>46156965
>grabbing him by the collar he shouts in rage
for the last time! I am not your bastard enamy, why do you mon-kiegh constantly try to kill your allies!?
>>46157000
>lets go
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
he started it
Rolled 18, 18 = 36 (2d20)
>>46156903
>>46156932
>shoots Eisen and Larrs with a Laspistol on the lowest setting
>>46157000
>Still coughing, simply connects the tube back in and takes a deep breath.
Y-yes sir.
>Cough.
I will face any punishment deemed neccessary.
>>46157014
>Hits on the helmet
OUCH! HEY!
>>46156990
You... you usurper!
>amelia takes a step back, and her foot touches something that has teleported with her There is nothing more vile and treacherous than a xeno infesting an imperial planet from the shadows, I'll be your end here and now.
>quickly, the sister kneels and grabs the chainaxe she had when she was forcefully teleported, and charges at the necron lord while activating its engine
>>46157014
>is hit in his good eye.
I let him go you prick!
>clutching the eye in pain.
>>46157029
>offers a hand to help him up the other still clutching the blinded eye.
>>46157032Whelp I messed the greetext up, hope you get it wihtout needing to post again
*runs in with a grenade launcher in his hands*
I heard fighting. What can I kill?
>>46157046
>>46157029
I will not tolerate rabble-rousing that does not involve me!
Now break up before i make both of you wear a penitent dunce-caps.
>>46157046
>Draws the Eldar's hand away.
>Gets up by himself.
Ally or Enemy you're still a Xeno, you're still worse than an off-worlder. I will have my eyes on you.
>>46157061
>slaps him on the back and laughs
nobody I'm affraid, the fighting is over.
>>46157032
You never answered my questions, my dear.
>he moves his head to the side as Amelia's axe buries itself into the throne behind
Who are you? Why are you here?
>hurried footsteps are heard from a nearby corridor
>>46157061
Its nothing quartermaster, just the usual knuckle-fest.
>>46157061
NOTHING, YOU HEAR ME?!... Ahem. Excuse me for losing my composure, but more than enough damage has been inflicted to our IMPORTANT quest already.
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>46157068
>shoots him again
There will be no actions of reprisal on this ship until its sanctioned soldier.
>raises a hand
aren't we supposed to be fighting Nids?
>>46157029
That will not be necessary. Just try to avoid killing people until the Op begins.....
>>46157102
And you, stop shooting people, please? You mean well but I need everyone in top shape for when the shooting starts.....the, err....real shooting that is.
>>46157072
>>46157080
Ok, but I still think we should be prepared for an attack. I think I will dig a trench through this room.
*takes a pickaxe from his backpag and tries to break through the floor*
>>46157102
>Shot in the back.
AGH! YOU EMPEROR DAMNED-!
I mean...
Y-yes sir!
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>46157079
I am your death, xeno, but you can call me Amelia!
>the sister leaves the grip on the axe and draws the only remaining flamer pistol, firing at Nyzart
And your dim-witted servant brought me here. Well, this serves him as a lesson!
>>46157116
you're ur, Krieg aren't you...
>takes the pickaxe from him before he can cause too much harm.
>>46157112
Sorry, i just missed using one of this things for disciplinary actions.
I forgot how fun las-weapons can be.
>fires several shots to the ceiling.
>>46157135
>enters the room carrying a large Slugga.
WE SHOOTIN'!?
>>46157135
Ykes!
>the shots hit dangerously near her position in the vents
I surrender!
>Comes in looking like a stampede ran over her.
Any news from Jackson on Laroque's status?
>>46157161
I thought you were to be held in your room until further notice trooper?
Also, have you cleaned the latrines yet?
>>46157180
N-no! L-lord Greely has my key, he totally says it is ok!
>after a quick once over the shot eye has been replaced with a small metal ball the word "EYe"carved on to it.
>it works... somehow.
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>46157121
>the necron's ribcage takes the blast
>he seems unfazed, as he attempts to grab Amelia's wrists and hold them there
Amelia... sounds familiar... have you by any chance ever visited Gospyria?
>a squad of robotic skeletons wielding warscythes and wearing red robes marches into the throne room
>>46157160
NO, YOU UNCULTURED, GREEN FUNGAL FOOL!... Err.... I'll just go continue my experiments...
>walks towards his lab in the cargo bay
>>46157200
Well then, since you clearly broke out already.
You can start with your postponed disciplinary duties.
Really, really hate my life....
>>46157176
Not yet, we won't know more until later.....looks like you feel as bad as I do today.
>>46157227
>Follows him with his head as he leaves.
What's wrong with him now?
>>46157227
wots 'is problem?
>fires a shot into the air for good measure
>>46157216
You too, disgusting Xeno? What is with this Gospyria that everyone seems to have been to?
>she tries to struggle free, the pistol falling from her hand
>>46157240
S-sir, I am n-not technically part of the regiment, as I e-explained already...
>>46157243
He's like that because of me... Ron might die because of me...
I should have just disarmed him and told him to stay down and to explain himself, not attacked.
>with nothing better to do the trooper starts to play
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhOKhJaM1QE
>it's extra groovy
>>46157250
Yes... you were that witch! You honestly don't remember?don't be surprised if I stop posting within an hour
>>46157272
NO! NO! THIS IS NOT A SHOW! THIS IS NOT A CELEBRATION! THIS IS NOT AN EVENT NOR A FUNERAL NOR A MARCH!
THIS IS NOT SANCTIONED! STOP PLAYING!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS REGIMENT!? WHERE IS DISCIPLINE WHEN YOU NEED IT?!
>>46157272
>mouths "save me"
>>46157264
I... don't care!
I expect those toilets to be pristine enough for me to plunge my head half-way into it next time i get woozy.
>>46157304
like... relax man.
>>46157307
>slides over to her.
hey there, what's going on?
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>46157288
WITCH? Again with this thing? Treacherous xeno, you must be in league with those fake inquisitors!
>resorts to punch you with her armored fist
>>46157266
Not your fault. First rule of the Guard dear, someone fires at you, you fire back. He wanted to explain himself there'd have been no shots.
>>46157304
I am sorry. I have sadly no authority to order executions, nor I am allowed to fortify this place.
This are indeed dark times.
>>46157324
RELAX?! RELAX?! I WAS SENT HERE FOR FOLLOWING ORDERS! I WAS SENT TO HELL FOR DOING MY JOB! I'M SURROUNDED AND BEING ORDERED AROUND BY OFF-WORLDERS! NOT A SINGLE TYBERIAN HERE! THE WALLS ARE GETTING CLOSER AND I'M ON THE MIDDLE OF IT ALL!
>Hands are shacking.
AND I'VE BEEN RECLUDED TO SERVE AS A RADIO OPERATOR! I HAVEN'T KILLED ANYTHING IN MONTHS! MONTHS!
I! NEED! TO! BURN! SOMETHING! UP! ALREADY!
>>46157350
You could just wait until we fight the GENESTEALERS. THAT MIGHT WORK!
>>46157330
Yes... but... I didn't want him dead... and maybe I could have stopped Amelia from being taken out that way...
>>46157326
>Amelia's fist leaves a dent in Nyzart's armor as it starts to repair the melting damage
Who, Alice? I suppose she'd want you back... but first, would you mind answering some questions? I have an acquaintance who I'm sure would like to interview you.
>>46157367
With all respects, sir, that seems every time more away from happenning! Everytime I am about to get to kill something you all have finished the job already or something like that brawl in the hangar shows up that keeps us from killing Xenos!
>>46157367
>Walks in rubbing his head
You be surprised at the amount of paperwork there is for detaining an Inquisitorial agent. And I had to do it twice!
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>46157350
>shoots him in the crotch
Simmer down soldier.
>>46157424
H-how is Ron?
>>46157372
I honestly don't see the problem. A traitorous mutant is dead and if we have luck the Xeno will take care of the witch who maybe isn't a witch anymore or not yet. I didn't exactly understand what was happening.
>>46157424
You tried to detain us?
>Alice turns to one of her troops and whispers "He tried to detain us?"
>At a nod from the guard, Alice bursts into a fit of laughter.
Ooooooooooooh......oooooooooooooooh booooooy Jackson, you know how to brighten my morning. You didn't get close, thanks to the security here.
>jerks a thumb at the Section following her.
Oh by the way, your men that decided to fire the Tear Gas are in the Brig. You can get -one- back. Pick your favourite.
>>46157317
>>46157324
... he wants me to clean the toilets. D-despite me not even b-being into this regiment!
W-will you, ehm , please mot... will you do it for me?
>>46157426
>Holding the pain.
>Complete silence, not even a trait of being hurt displayed.
>"Fucking off-worlder"
Sir...
>He has his hand over the flamer.
Don't you ever do that again. Or I will take action.
>>46157478
ha! no.
>Mot walks away, a swagger in his step.
>>46157426
Can you -please- stop shooting people? Please.
>>46157376
>hits him again
I don't talk to xenos!
>>46157468
What will happen with the rest?
>>46157489
Wh... what?
You lying bastard...
>her hand goes to the knife
>>46157376
>One of your men comms you from Gospyria
"My Phaeron, there has been an.. uh.. incident.. for lack of a better word"
"NYZART YOU OLD GHOST!" a voice shouts nearby. "COME OUT AND MEET YOUR DOOM! YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!"
>>46157491
>>46157487
No promises. Also please try not to cause another ruckus, i don't think trying to kill each other is very productive, Inquisitor.
>>46157530
>turning at the comment he raises an eyebrow.
>his dilalated pupils widening further still.
>the smell of burnt moss lingers around his breath.
I ain't lying, why would I like... do that.
>>46157436
>taps his comms
Ron data. Send it.
>pulls out a data slate and looks at it
Well I'd be lying if I said anything better than bad... but he's good comparatively
>>46157468
Alice, I'm not in the mood right now and you know we need them for the assault. And it was only detaining Ron because he was the aggressor of this thing... kinda the aggressor and Delta because she needed like four guys to hold her before she calmed down. You were already out cold.
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>46157530
>throws a scrubbing brush at her
Proceed with that action and you'll clean up the mess.
>>46157558
Because I d-do not want to and I have b-been forced! You are s-supposed to help me, aren't you?
>>46157559
Today's not been my best day...
>>46157497
You certainly are now.
>>46157548
Ugh, not this again.
>Nyzart indicates for a squad of lychguard to investigate the disturbance
>>46157594
Yeah but you had a reason for it... it's fine.
>>46157582
like, just do it man, it ain't that bad you get me.
>with his hand up in defensive manner he shrugs.
>>46157550
>Simply holsters his weapon and walks away from the liutenant.
>Turns a corner and makes sure nobody can see him.
>Begins punching the wall.
Fucking
>Punch
Regiment
>Punch
Full
>Punch
Of
>Punch
Idiots!
>Punch
Off-worlders!
>Punch
Xenos!
>Punch...
>>46157594
>hands her a bottle of moutwash cocktail
>>46157610Also, Nyzart and Amelia are on Othellan, so this is over some spooky interstellar communication network.
>>46157621
>"man"
>>46157572
... deal.
>grabs the brush and the dagger and walks toward Mot
>>46157610
>shit he is right?
>resorts to punching
>>46157559
You.....are not in the mood? You?
I had some idiots Tear Gas me on my family's own Vessel, along with one of my retinue and the crew of a Valkyrie, this would be after their boss not only changed the Medbay and brought a Talos onboard, all without asking once, to say -nothing- of that other issue. And to make it worse, my brain feels like it is trying to -MELT-.
You are lucky the Talos hasn't been destroyed already, along with -all- your men being detained.
But fine, I'll 'play nice'. You can get half of them back. However their weapons, equipment and personal effects will be staying in a munitions bunker. Evidence of Assault you see.
Get ready for the assault and make it snappy. Lest we begin without you.
>>46157648
>looks at her in confusion.
listen, it ain't that bad, see you go clean up and then we can like totally jam.
>>46157610
>The video feed kicks in and you are treated to the sight of a thankfully clothed dark eldar ass in the face of one of your immortals as part of some perverse victory dance
"HMM! YEAH! SHIT ON THE FLOOR!" another voice shouts
"You hear that, Nyzart? Answer me or we'll wreck your whole damn palace with our dirty dancing!"
>>46157642things like actual in-universe distance have never stopped us before
>>46157614
N-no... I think not, it's not alright. He might die... I wanted him Alive for questioning, I only wanted to kill the Sorceress.
>>46157639
>Accepts a gulp.
Thank you, Rex.
>>46157684
>bloodshot eyes, twirling the dagger as she approaches slowly
>doesn't look like she understands a word
>you stuck it too far in the crazy man
>>46157636
That is the emperor's wall you are punching Corporal!
>>46157648
Do try not to make it messy!
>>46157663
Wait... Melt? Alice what exactly did you do to cause that backlash?
>>46157708
>something gets through to the young drop trooper.
>he fucked up.
>he runs.
>>46157729
I....think I thought about trying to hold the ship in place. And I don't mean melt literally, it feels like a hangover, but worse obviously.....and affecting my whole head.
>>46157727
>nods
>>46157730
>>she runs after him for a while, then seems to disappear as you turn around a corner
>>46157663
>>46157729
Alice! Are you alright?!
>Quickly runs to her side.
You shouldn't be up damn it! You need more rest! I am not sure how the ways of the warp work with psykers but I know that you should be resting right now damn it!
>>46156758We mostly exchanged Grimdark for Gonzo like 30+ threads ago, which is honestly how most 40k tabletop i've been involved in turns out
>Looks at the note RE: Verasii in the aftermath of the teleport
"Think I just missed the best chance I had at getting to Gospyria quickly."
>>46157762
>hands her the bottle
>>46157765
>panting the drugged up Mot lets out a laugh.
is it *gasp* was it *gasp* something I said? *gasp*
>his eyes are looking up at the vents.
>>46157727
It is not like my punches can pierce through walls... sir.
>He's blocking the vision to the dents he's left with his body.
>>46157787
>smart thinking
>but the you feel something cold and pointy resting against your throat
>it was not smart enough
>>46157792
Well, you are in a cargo hold of a dinged up troop transport and behind that wall is vacuum, punch at your own risk.
>>46157762
Awww. Shit! I thought Ron just activated his vest but this is about a billion times worse!
>starts pacing around
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
>stops quickly
I need my troops now! I need to detain seven people right now, before this gets out!
>>46157811
>stopping i his tracks he cuts his throat lightly.
hi sweetie, nice morning jog right?
>"oh sweet Jesus please don't kill me"
>>46157817
>Looks at the wall.
>Punches it once again.
Seems stable enough to me.
>>46157846
You think this is funny Mot?
>slowly starts pushing you against the wall of the corridor
>>46157772
I will be fine, I have felt worse and still continued to do my duty.
>shrugs her off.
>>46157785
>declines the bottle respectfully.
>>46157844
And you, start making sense. And for the love of the God Emperor be -specific- this time.
>>46157876
a little bit
>he's smiling but it's a VERY nervous smile.
>>46157702
Would you excuse me for a second, Amelia? I have a... matter... to deal with.
>Nyzart's body falls limp in a flash of green light
>an identical body stirs to life on Gospyria
What do you want, hedonist?
>>46157844
>>46157877
Oh.......OH.
>Alice activates the Vox and orders the Brig to release the Drop Troops they'd previously detained.
When you have them detained, bring them to me please? I want to kill them myself.
>>46157894
It is not funny. I did not get all the way through escaping that cell for this Mot. I didn't get all the way through going from scheduled to be executed to inquistorial agent just to hand my butt to you as a gift Mot. Do you find it funny?
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>46157928
I find it funny that you look really cute when you're mad.
>rolling to seduce.
>>46157897
Take your time!
>amelia finally take the axe out of the throne and uses it to smash Nyzart's hand, freeing herself
>is the room clear?
>>46157947Screwed up nicks
>>46157877
Nonsense!
Look at me.
Please, take a rest. I don't want you out there on the battlefield when you can hardly think without suffering.
Please.
>>46157950
...r-really?
>the blade pushes against your throat a bit more
>>46157877
>points to two men and they rush out of the room
Look you are a pysker. An un-sanctioned psyker from a noble family. It didn't go this way but it can be seen this way. It can be seen that your father knew you were a pskyer and didn't send you to the black ships. This very same thing happened to Anna and it ended up killing her entire family...
>>46157911
...Alice! I'm trying to fucking help you here!!
>>46157951
>five lychguard are pointing their warscythes at Amelia
>>46157971
no chains and no lies from me, I made a promise.
>his smile is less nervous and more genuine.
>>46157978
>she rises her axe over her head
Take another step, xenos, and I smash your boss' body into bits.
>>46157972
STOP BEING THICK. Those fucking cretins have spies on this ship. You will bring them to me. And they will die.
ESPECIALLY if they would give their superiors intelligence that would threaten my family.
>>46157991
T-then will you let those people order me around like that, Mot? Will you let them?
>>46158001
What the fuck do you think I'm trying to do!!! I can't detain them with no men!!!
>>46158001
>She whispers to Alice.
W-what if that's not really Jackson?
>>46158013
n-no...
>>46158040
Aaah, I knew it, you're so kind... but you s-still deserve to be punished.
>the brush magically appears in your hand
It is an o-order. I technically outrank you.
>>46158022
I already ordered them freed you fucking pleb! Now are you going to take care of this issue or not?!
>>46158027
............
>Alice once again unholsters her Bolt Pistol, but doesn't raise it.
>>46158000nice trips
>the guards do not move, but there is not enough room for Amelia to extricate herself from between them
>>46158054
you're not wrong
>he moves off to complete his job.
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>46158067
>she suddenly lowers her weapon and twirls it around, hoping to cleave herself the space to run away
>>46158057
Ma'm please, no shooting in the cargo hold.
>>46158090
>is actually spying on you from the vents as you do her work
Ah, you are s-so kind... are you a-angry at me? No? Please? There will b-be a reward if you are n-not...
>>46158057
You'll have them in an hour...
>taps the radio several times in a pattern then hurries out of the room
>>46158112
>completes his duty.
>>46158127
>hanging upside down from the vents as you exit the toilets, smiling
>>46158099
>one of the guards is knocked over, and enough room is made to escape
>the only possible route is through the large corridor faced by the throne
>>46158144
>good enough
>amelia dashes toward the corridor, dragging the axe with her
>>46158141
hello.
>holding up the brush he smiles back
do you mind if I get showerd and dressed before you try and stab me again?
>>46158119
I really, really, REALLY hate my life......I wonder what Cadia is like this time of year.....could be a good place for a 'holiday'...
>Has closed himself in a cargo container.
>There are severeal photographies of Xenos with crossed marks on them.
>He Stabs a knife at one that looks like Larrs.
>He adds another photo, it looks like the Liutenant Rex.
>Looks like all these photos were taken by his mask's lenses.
Fucking regiment with fucking sympatizers and xenos and heretics.
I'll show them.
I'll show them all...
>Tinkers with some scrap.
>>46158174
Planning on taking a vacation trip?
>>46158165
Mh, you c-can go... I have to d-deal with something before it becomes a p-problems.
>disappears into the vents
>>46158180
>only to appear behind you
You w-won't get it done this way...
>>46158174
>for the next hour Jackson's men rush around the ship with what seems to be night vision mono-scope over one eye
>>46158180Oh god we got the fucking uni-bomber on the ship
>>46158216
>raises an eyebrow before moving on towards his room.
>>46158216
WHAT!?
>Instantly grabs his flamer and aims it at Miranda
How the hell did you get in here? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!
>>46157897
"So good to see you again, Ols Ghost. If only it were under more... relaxed circumstances."
>He grins evily, actually well dressed with an extremely ostentstious cape covering most of his form. His retinue is much more undressed. Most of your guards have been incapacitated, probably with a liberal application of haywire technology
"It would seem our mutual acquaintance has been.. Incapacitated. What's truly distressing, though, is that it wasn't ~me~ who did it."
"Word is someone has framed you for this - somehow. That pesky Throne Agent of hers will be here soon enough, I imagine, and perhaps the Psyker too. Maybe even the whole gang of the Emperor's Misguided Children!"
>>46158196
Work really, the Ordo Malleus is always busy, and it would be different at least. Plus we still have business there.
>>46158225
>The Wellesley Troops occasionally report this in as they see it. It's all business as usual. Which is probably a good thing.
>>46158249
tch tch. P-please lower that unelegant thing
You are g-going to it in t-the wrong way, silly. You c-can't expect to get any kill if you only have e-enemies in this place.
You have t-to go d-deeper, deeper into the system, and n-nestle yourself into its folds. Or t-they will hang you as s-soon as you lift a finger.
>>46158277
What do you mean? More heretics to kill there?
>LIX hadn't joined the regiment by Cadia.
>>46158287
I'd rather make a second nuke go off than let them kill me.
>Lowers his gun.
Say I'm listening. What is that mind of yours planning?
>>46158254
That is disconcerting. What do you know?
>>46158327
F-for you? Nothing. S-survival of the fittest, fucker: this is MY hunting g-ground and you are m-messing it up w-with your bouts of r-rage. If you k-keep doing it, I -will just make sure t-that they can track everything sinister that happens on this ship to you. Got it?
3% battery. See you all in three hours.
>>46158363
Oh you dare menace me you fucking slut?!
>He takes a step closer, flamer aimed once again.
Perhaps I should just burn the fuck out of you right here, with all the fucking proof and say you attacked me? It is not unknown you're into friendly fire...
This is not a game, nor a hunting ground this is fucking war. And there are Xenos and Heretics and sympatizers in here! We are being infiltrated and that is something I will not tolerate. Much less from off-worlders!
>>46158338
"That it wasn't me, and it wasn't you."
>He laughs dickishly
"Really, though, I do wish I could be more help. But let me ask you a question - Who has the most to gain by not only removing the Inquisitor, but implicating you? Whose agenda would be advanced by disrupting this semi-formal pact? I'm sure your antics on Othellan have disturbed even the more open-minded operatives of a vast xenophobic empire."
>>46158412
>miranda slides around him as he moves forward, in a freakishly fluid motion that brings her behind him, knife at his throat
D-do you thin you can? The war, the war, w-waht impact do we have on t-this war? W-we are dead already, or as good as dead, t-that's why you was sent here. Now do you w-want to be alive again? To make it out of t-the ranks of the expendables?
>>46158412
>>46158363
>kicks the cargo container!
You better clean the love-stains in there! I've got enough paperwork from the ship orderlies.
>>46158447
Of fucking course I want!
>He brings out a single-buttoned remote.
My vest is filled with multiple napalm cans rigged to this best. You lay that knife a single inch closer and the last thing my dying hands will do is press the button.
>>46158475Rigged to this remote*
>>46158475
Pfft, w-willing to die?
>she slides away
I am n-not wasting my time with you then.
>>46158453
>exits the container
L-lieutenant, I am o-offended, I am an assassin, n-not some kind of slut!
>>46158301
Not.....exactly, need to do a bit of cleanup for the Ordo Xenos. They uh....had a 'bright' idea you see....
>after drying the lttle hair he has the trooper sits on the bed and starts to play as the thin Eldar waltz in and sings along.
>the two are soon joined by the hulking Ork carrying a crudely constructed 'bass'
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw0XSkpHvBE
>no one must know of the band.
>>46158507
Of course I am.
I lost my wife, my child, my city, my world, my honor and this regiment gives me no comfort.
Why shouldn't I be ready to face the end?
>>46158530
Oh, it's n-not like anyone here c-cares, knock it off.
>she walks toward the vents, finding quickly a spot to climb in
>>46158515
What... 'bright' idea?
>>46158507
Still, from now on do try to clean up your own clutter and litter.
I think the provost's of the ship wants to deliver the next file of complaints to me on the end of a shock baton.
>>46158566
>Watches her scramble back into the vents.
Most interesting girl.
I'll probably see her die before I do, but at least she's got some spirit.
>Goes back to tinkering.
>>46158599
I- I am n-not occupying that cell f-for a while, d-do not worry, Sir!
>>46158522
>grabs Mot and drags him in the vents
>>46158629
>is dragged into the vents
>>46158582
They decided that 'upgrading' some Tyranids as a 'last resort' should Cadia fall was a good idea. Oh, but then one of the containment areas had a little bit of a 'breach'
>>46158417
>Belk and co leave swishily through a webway portal
"Be seeing you, old ghost!"Gonna be in and out for a while
>>46158653
>Interested.
Go on...
>>46158629
Do not touch my vent stash you two!
>>46158643
Everything solved.
>>46158672
What they did, right.....was modify some Tyranids to the point that they were self replicating.....and then put them in stasis in several locations. On Cadia.
>looks dubious of the idea.
>>46158653
>Rounds the corner and hears the discussion
>Thinks "oh boy, this shit again"
"So, are will still fucked?"
>>46158700
yay?
>kisses her on the cheek
>>46158718
Huh. Dangerous, but effective. The tyranids are already a sturdy foe hard to fully exterminate, even daemons would have trouble with them.
I see why they did it, but I do believe things didn't go as they planned. Where there any security measures in case of a breach?
>>46158719
Hey Greely, Recaf is fresh if you want some.
And yes, but we could be slightly less fucked, depends how Jacko does.
>>46158747
.......You think this was a good idea? Lass, I love you, I do, but you're an idiot if you think the idea was anything but bad.
Oh and their security was an Inquisitor and some Stormtroopers who died.
>>46158729Pretty slow and uneventful today... I have to go for a while. Dunno when I will be back.
>roams the near empty halls of the ship
where in the name of butter is everybody?
>>46158766
"Oh, you're talking about the Tyranid Surprise? Not a bad idea, all things considered. They specially modified them so they couldn't travel off-world, effectively denying Cadia to the enemy. Execution left a lot to be desired, like appropriate safeguards for a goddamn Lictor, and a killswitch in case of a premature breach, but I've seen worse."
>>46158766
Badly played out, but the idea has potential, no matter what you say about it, if the place ends up being invaded the already tired invaders are getting a hell of a surprise. Speaking of surprises; I'd not be surprised if they had done the same to other key worlds that hold back the forces of chaos in the Imperium.
>>46158766
>A pair of troopers jogs up to you and hands you a note without breaking stride, by the looks of it they've been running for an hour already. The note simply reads "meeting room 1"
>>46158834
I'm with Greely here, I am afraid. The idea is not bad, desperate times and conditions require desperate measures, it was just poorly executed and overwatched.
>>46158834
>>46158853
Anyway, after we're done with these Genestealers and then finding out what exactly Nyzart wants with Amelia, Cadia is a possible vacation spot.
The Inquisition never sleeps, so this is as close as I'm like-
>>46158867
>Alice accepts the note with a nod and looks between LIX and Greely.
>mouths "Meeting Room 1" then leaves the room to head for it.
>>46158900
>Looks at Greely before looking back at Alice.
We better go, it is about... well, you know, that infiltrator issue.
>Follows Alice.
>>46158900The Emprah's dubs[/spoiler
>Follows
"Actually, I have a matter to see to on Gospyria, and It really can't wait for Jackson's friends."
>>46158944
oops
>Follows >>46158900
"Actually, I have a matter to see to on Gospyria, and it really can't wait for Jackson's friends."
>>46158970
>>46158921
>>46158900
>when you enter Jackson is standing on the opposite side of the room with a mono-scope over one eye and a bolt pistol aimed at the door you're opening
>walks out of his lab, grumbling
>>46159004
>Startled.
>Draws gun and aims it at Jackson.
>>46159016
>follows
>also grumbling
would you like some toast
>by this point the thrall techpriest is rotting.
>>46159016
>Does the same out of his cargo container.
>They'd cross paths but Eisen would not try to start a conversation.
>>46159004
"Jackson, drop the gun. Whatever you're thinking, you don't want to do this."
>>46158921
>>46158970
Hrmh, anything serious? I take it you'll be staying around for the Combat Ops, but after that I'll be taking my leave on Lord Inquisitor Wellesley's Vessel, after that....well, we'll see what happens.
We will at least clear up the Amelia and Necron issue fir-
>>46159004
>opens the door and is stops at the entrance.
Well then.....hi.
>>46159018
Clear...
>aims at Greely
>>46159041
Clear...
>Aims at Alice
>>46159065
Clear...
>puts the gun on the table and sits down
Sorry. Just had to make sure.
>>46159035
... Yes please. I didn't even notice how hungry I was.
>>46159036
>nods and keeps walking
>>46159090
r-really... you will? I mean you really will?
>the techpriest is shaking.
finally.
>>46159083
"New trouble?"
>>46159083
>Holsters her gun.
I take it as you didn't catch up all your suspects?
>>46159083
So......how much fun, do I get to have?
>>46159090
Also nods and keeps going.
>>46159109
I shall presume you enjoy making toast.
>>46159156Meant to be green texted T_T
>>46159162
>the techpriest nods so much that his rotten jaw drops off
>taking out the sacred toaster he places it on the desk, unplugging himself and finlly he drops dead.
>the room is filled with silecne before the toaster coughs into life and speaks.
hi there.
>>46159192
>Slowly turns around.
He-heresy?
>>46159132
None for you... but for me, yes
>takes off the mono-scope and rubs his eye
>>46159140
All seven caught and accounted for.
>sighs
It's like playing chess with myself, this sucks. I'm literally like fifteen layers deep in reverse psychology
>>46159141
You get seven executions don't bother with torture they knew what would happen getting on this ship. No messages left the ship through the relay so your info and family is safe.
>>46159192
... Hello? Are you a machine-spirit?
>staring at the toaster, unable to hide his surprise
AFK for a while
>>46159228
"Wow. You realize that spies can be turned into double agents, right?"
>>46159228
Interesting device.
>Pointing towards thescoutermono-scope he dropped.
Mind if I take a look?
>>46159234
I'm the one and only Talkie Toaster thou folks call me Toastie!
>>46159222
the only heresey I know of is not liking Toast!
>>46159234
It better be.
>Already aiming the flamer towards it.
Can you confirm if it actually is one?
>>46159228
Hrmh.....lets see......
>Alice grabs a chair and sets it down infront of one of them.
You. Lets play a game shall we. I'm inclined to ask you a few questions. Maybe you answer and the pain won't start, eh?
>reaches for the back of her belt and grabs her Bayonet.
>>46159270
Delta it's a standard night vision scope. These things aren't as good as you think they are, but go ahead.
>>46159262
They won't Greely. They were trained for this.
>>46159308
>he just changes his look to Delta and grins
>>46159290
No... I am not a follower of the machine god, and no matter how much I study the mechanism and program, the spirit eludes me.
>>46159281
So... Toastie. May I ask for the gift of delicious toast?
>over vox
Anyone who knows Ron Laroque, when you have a moment, you would probably like to come to the medbay.
>looks down at Ron
There are some words you might like to say.
>>46159281
Brother what did i told about unplugging yourself in front of others
>says Thomas, scolding the food processor
>>46159340
You obviously used these to see if someone was a fake or not. How?
>>46159308
Don't start too rough with them, Alice, not yet, there's something going over my head.
>>46159342
of course you can friend
>with a ding two slices of perfectly heated bread pop up.
eat up
>>46159372
fuck off narc this is my spot.
>>46159342
Keep a watch on it, if it does anything suspicious tell me, better be safe than sorry.
>>46159358
Ah, looks like the scoundrel is finally passing away.
>Crosses "That one Blank" from his list.
I knew I'd see him die before I did.
>>46159400
Brother, you do know that you are exposing yourself to the possibility of being shot by a bolter?
>>46159400
Thank you, Toastie. I shall enjoy eating these.
>starts eating them
>>46159340
Oh, we've got a feisty one, have we? Such a shame.
>Alice slowly removes her jacket and shirt, leaving her in full gear from the waist down, and a t-shirt.
>Sits back on the chair, then jams the Bayonet into the man's thigh.
Funny thing that your bosses have learned, apparently I have the gift of being able to heal, shall we find out if that applies to other people?
>Alice removes the blade and with a touch of a hand, slowly heals the wound.
Would you look at that......apparently I can. Now.......I'd like you all to think about what that means for you.
