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>been out for nine years >sold less than 200 copies >easily
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>been out for nine years
>sold less than 200 copies
>easily the least popular RPG of all time
Why do we allow these "people" to stain our hobby any longer? Exile them to board games where they belong.
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>>46155117
It was better with the screamer
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>easily the least popular RPG of all time
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>>46155117
Some of those people were on the team that gave us Shadowrun.

So, the EP project was doomed from the start.
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>>46155342
"Shadowrun" by which you mean "The new "shadowrun"

fucking g a r b a g e
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>>46155117
We did exile them. That's why they haven't made anything since they failed nine years ago
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>>46155920
They released a source book a few months ago though, which you would know if your inbred nigger brain was capable of using Google
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>>46155988
What the hell is wrong with your attitude, kid? Grow the hell up!
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>>46155117
I know this is bait but
>everything is released for free on the internet
>uses "sold less than 200 copies" as an argument
>kex.aiff
>i actually bought a physical copy of the core book a while back
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>>46156116
Which one was it, #1?
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>>46155117
>sold less than 200 copies
From the site: "Altogether we have sold 5,376 copies of EP in 14 months." This is at the end of 2010, I can't be arsed to look for more recent numbers.

Why would you lie on the internet?
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>>46156316
>making shit up
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>>46155117
Okay, I'll bite.

Eclipse Phase is just so damn... weird. I mean, I really like the writing and the art, the books are all great quality. But the whole setting and tech is so far removed from baseline human experience, I have really hard time to picture what to actually do with the game. What kind of adventures the characters have, where they would go, how to describe things, and so on.

They also crammed all sorts of disparate sci-fi things into one setting. You got super AIs, post-apocalypse, crazy transhumanist shit with mind uploads and sleeves and uplifting, space gates for interstellar travel, aliens, and intra-system politics with some really fucking out-there factions. It's just too weird and too much.

Still kind of like it, though.
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>>46155117
[citation needed]
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>>46156358
I personally just don't like the fact that it has all that furry/tranny bait shit in it
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>>46155117
>>46155163
Why are you upset at thngs people like?

Do you hate PF just because you were told to?

Do you rant about Cthulhutech as well?

Why should we care what you think? You clearly have an pinion but you're making shit up to try and prove you have some validity to that opinion. Surely you have something better than "baw, they do something I no like!"
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>>46156385
>comparing that piece of shit "cthulhutech" to Pathfinder
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>>46156358
If you cant actually make up an adventure with the tons of ideas just in the core book, you need to turn in your GM credentials and resign yourself to playing DungeonWorld for the rest of your Alzheimer ridden life.
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>>46156396
>the point

>your head

Hated games are hated. Mindless hate is still mindless hate. OP never said why it was shit, just that it was shit. At least Cthulhutech and PF haters gave reasons, regardless of how pointless their opinions were.
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>>46156382
My group and I took that shit in the other direction, with it being a chance to kill furfags or hyper torture them in 200x speed.

Yeah there's a fair amount of tumblr landwhale shit, but the potential for a 2D paradise has been realized in EP. Just have your AR filter the tumblrinas and replace them with big targets instead.
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>>46156408
>ITS OKAY THAT THERE IS NOTHING IN A GAME BECAUSE OF THE POWER OF IMAGINATION
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>>46156489
Senpai it is damn near impossible to look at EP and not think of a dozen super interesting adventures to run.

The CRB spoonfeeds you with Firewall, Gatecrashing, and Earth reclamation.
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>>46156540
Sounds great if you just love terrible games
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>>46155117

>exile people for having different opinions than me

Says the SJW tumblrina faggot.
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Honestly, everyone who isn't a Jovian in eclipse Phase disgusts me, because everyone who isn't a Jovian is a tumblr-tier panqueer gender dynamic rhinoceros-kin asexual demigay faggot living in the body of a greysexual non binary femme... you get the idea, they're weird tumblrite fags.
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>>46156444
>My group and I took that shit in the other direction, with it being a chance to kill furfags or hyper torture them in 200x speed.

Sounds like fun times if you can find the right people for it.

Eclipse Phase is good scifi setting with high production values, worse-than-average mechanics and shitty tranny politics jammed into every orifice. So a mixed bag really.
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>>46158892
Well besides the fact that the setting is shit and the production value is pretty bad this post is dead on
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I don't get the point of this thread. Why hate something when you can just ignore it?
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>>46159443
>hate gives me power
>hate recharges my hate-cells
>hate gives my life purpose
>hate is the black sun that shines on us all
>all hail pelor
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>>46160257
Vampire clerics please leave.
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>>46155117
ITT "Shit OP made up / pulled out of his ass"
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>>46158424
>>46158361
>>46156444
>>46156382
Furfag here,
The instant hate-boners have me interested, what is the deal behind this game?
Is it like FATAL with pure magical realm and nigh-incomprehensible rules?
Or is it more like Cthulutech where everything goes?
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>>46161637
It's neither. It's Delta Green meets Shadowrun.
People get mad because of the weird politics in the game, which they take as well as an autistic person takes hugs.
If this doesn't interest you, try Hc Snt Dracones.
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>>46161716
>Delta Green meets Shadowrun
>Weird Politics
So like running paranormal Ops for megacorps/big brother?
Sounds neat actually, is there a reason for the "Only 200 copies sold" or is that exaggeration?
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>>46161880
>So like running paranormal Ops for megacorps/big brother?
You're running them for hippie intellectuals, but yes, that's the jist.
>Sounds neat actually, is there a reason for the "Only 200 copies sold" or is that exaggeration?
It's an exaggeration. The reason it the developers put the PDFs of the game online for free, as well as making them available for purchase.
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>>46155117
Quit making thinly veiled Eclipse Phase threads, one general is enough
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>shit phase victims can't stop defending abad game
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>>46161935
>hippie intellectuals
You do realize that you can still run them for megacorps or the big brother, right?

It's a game about cool cyberpunk spies in space. Nothing more, nothing less.
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>>46155117
Trolling on /tg/ in your free time? Life's been hard, friend, life's been hard...
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>>46161637
It's not furfag fetish magical realm shit, those anons are just salty. The premise of the setting is that that things like mind transference / radical genetic modification / artificial intelligence / advanced cybernetics aren't just feasible, they're downright common. So if you're a spaceman living on some colony, it's entirely feasible to be born an average joe and scrimp and save to afford to reupload your mind into a hermaphroditic dolphin with rocket boosters.

Or you could resleeve into a robot body composed of a million tiny nanobots.

Or even just a body that's genetically identical to yourself except he's just a little taller, a little prettier, he won't get lung cancer at age 40, and when he shits it doesn't stink.

Or you could even just stay your same old self and spend the money on a nice VR vacation.

It's a sci-fi kitchen sink, where the whole idea is about the potential of the technology. And that includes the potential to be a furry degenerate, should your character so wish.
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>>46164437
I should point out though that the devs do push the idea of post-scarcity socialist utopia really hard, and it does get annoying.
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>>46158424
If you could be a girl for a weekend... wouldn't you? Just to see what it was like, or experience a female orgasm, or fondle your own tits? You can keep the dick if you like, no problem there, and you can swap right back to being a guy once the party's over, with no diseases or anything carrying over.

Someone makes that offer, you'd say no?

I'm not trans, but hell yes I'd make use of sleeving.
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>>46158424
>implying half the system can even afford to be that
>implying half the system aren't just normal wageslaves trying to not get geeked in the next DA or Gorgon raid
you need better bait
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