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>Find really cool character portrait
>Turns out to be porn
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>>46139925
>Finds really cool porn.
>Turns out to be my players character art.
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>>46140007
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>>46140007
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>>46140134
In my experience it was more You got Incase to draw this, must have cost a mint!
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>>46139925
I don't see the problem.
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>>46139925
I have literally done this with NPC's and recurring villains. Good porn artists are, often, also good artists too. Who'd've thunk?
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>>46140919
>Incase
Patrician taste, anon.
How much did it cost
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>>46141338
>incase
>patrician
>he doesn't spend weeks going back and forth with JJune, trying to understand that gook's broken english, to get character art.
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>>46139925
>Use cropped lewd pin-up as a character portrait
>GM knows
>I know GM knows
>GM knows i know GM knows
the best feel.
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>>46139925
To keep with the thread theme:

>amass RPG PDFs like no tomorrow
>now you have to read them
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>>46139925
>want to play online
>have no group

oh the suffering.
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>>46141619
At the time it wasn't bad. $60 at the most. It was right at the time he was working on getting past drawing all faces the same. I think now you would pay substantially more.
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>>46141862
>amass RPG PDFs like no tomorrow
>actually read them all
>aquire near-encyclopedic knowledge of over a dozen different RPG system
>come to the soul-crushing realisation you'll never ever get to play any of them

I think I might be autistic or something.
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>tfw desensitized to porn
>but compelled to collect it
>heaps of porn pics but never fapping
The proportion of non lewd art on my drive is so small, most of what I use to gm must be porn, I just don't care

Also:
>Group dissolved because people went to study abroad
>Gather group of newbies from amphitheater mates
Haven't ran a session yet and I can already tell one of them is a dragon fetishist.
The other ones want to play stereotypical dwarves and ninjas.
I'll be back with a story later.
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>get character inspiration
>can't get character just right within class system

and/or

>get character inspiration
>can't stay true to concept and be effective at the same time
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>>46141898
> trying to run an eXXXalted game
> can't find the right players

Life is suffering, friend.
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>>46140007
>bloodborne.jpg
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>>46142074
This shit is the main reason I hate class-based systems.

I always come up with stuff that's cool as fuck in fluff but a broken, barely playable mess in crunch.
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>>46142027
>Haven't ran a session yet and I can already tell one of them is a dragon fetishist.
>The other ones want to play stereotypical dwarves and ninjas.
Sounds like a FC game.
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>>46142074
>make character's personality to be fitting to his backstory
>10 sessions later I'm just playing me with a funny accent and random bursts of [alignment]
Every god damn time
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>>46142074
>>46142151
>Year 20XX
>They still play gamist class-based systems
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>>46142027
I can't judge the dwarf player, I play wizards almost exclusively.

Once, inspired by a picture here, I played a crazy fighter that called himself the wizard, and yelled the names of spells he'd heard of at random, the first one I thought of at the time, whenever he stabs or hits someone with something. When he doesn't, it was "silent casting".

I tried to only use spells my character had actually heard in game, when he had spent enough time next to his "fellow" wizard.
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>>46142202
You don't know the agony of playing with a group that outright refuses to use anything other than plain 3.5e.

It is a slow, painful death.
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>make reaction image
>turns out some faggot will use it to start whiny meta-thread
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>>46142281
When wanting/loving 3.PF is okay, not wanting is not. But did you offer them to be the GM for those others system?
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>>46142177
>play a stupid character
>can't help but have him do "smart" things because the rest of the group is too dense to pick up on obvious clues
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>>46140919
>>46141619
>liking SameFace
Plebs.
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>>46142267
Is this the image that inspired you?
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I'll be playing a female human priest with angelic heritage, is that okay?
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>>46142163
>>46142267
I actually have no problem with this, I have very deviant tastes myself and I love goofy parties.
I just hope they click together, I convinced the scalie to play a human sorcerer to get dragon acolyte instead of a kobold.
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>>46142397
Hey, that was my idea!
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>>46142313
All the fucking time.

I have a very open love for FATE and similar systems, but my group seems to have an instinctive hatred for it. The only non-D20 game I ever got them to play was Dark Heresy a few years back, which isn't exactly my cup of tea either but at least it's better than 3.5e.

If I really want some variety, my best option is to break out something like Star Wars D20. Which is still fucking D20, but at least it's not D&D.


I mean it's not like I don't enjoy playing with them. It's a decent group, I have fun despite the system, and it's definitely better than not having a group at all, but I just want to break away from the dungeons and fucking dragons already.
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>>46141743
>Use a cropped lewd pin-up as a character portrait
>GM knows
>I know GM knows
>GM knows I know GM knows
>other players also know
>I know other players know
>Other players also know I know
>Original artist who drew lewd pin-up knows I am using lewd pin-up as character portrait
>I know he knows
>He knows I know
>He comes over from japan, joins game, and makes lewd pin-up character portraits for the rest of the party, and the DMPC, and the BBEG.
>Girlfriend asks who this new player is, other players let slip he makes lewd pin-up character portraits now as his career, asks to see lewd pin-up character portrait.
>Girlfriend now wants to join game, gets lewd pin-up character portrait made of what she would look like, only glamazon like gogo bomango.
>Later that night, girlfriend dresses and acts like gogo, and dominates me till 5 am.
>Later, I trade spare lewd pin-up character portrait to a new player for a lotto ticket.
>Win lottery, now live with girlfriend with no need for a job working out 5 hours a day to look like gogo and flex me to completion every night, and live in japanease lewd pin-up character portrait artist friend who's soul job it now is to take lewd pin-up character portrait art requests from other roleplayers online who would like a lewd pin-up character portrait for their lewd character.
the best feel.
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>>46142357
>Implying humans aren't just same face in real life.
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>>46142481
>shit that never happened: the post
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"I'm going to make a respectable and complex character today!"

>Makes another fucking action waifu
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>>46142559
Gee.
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>>46142559
You're a bright one ain'tcha
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>>46142559
oblivious: the post.
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>>46142566
Alright I think I'm retarded; what's the source?
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>>46142358
Yes, it was. Except I used better equipment.

>>46142412
I like to goof and stuff, but in most campaigns I just play different flavors of spellcaster. Theres so many different ways to do magic, it doesn't get boring.

>>46142481
Excellent taste, my friend.
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>>46142559
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>>46142481
My sides: the laughining.
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>>46142559
Are you daft or just a really good troll?
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>>46141978
Holy shit you too?
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>>46139925
My Russian physics professor had this as his desktop background for the longest time.
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>>46142696
Are Russian physics any different than regular physics?
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>>46142667
Need to change filename to girlfriendslewdpin-upcharacterportrait and repost that shit.
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>>46142649
Ran-Sem
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>>46142717
this whole thread.
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>>46142649
I have no idea but if you save the image, cut it in halves and try reverse-image-searching each, you'll probably get something.
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>>46142481
>this will never happen to me
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>>46139925
Man, I miss Hero Quest Rena
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>>46142435
I think I recognize that...?
Though I don't remember the name.
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>>46143184
Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-Chan
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>>46143111
We all do.
>>46143184
filename
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>>46142517
>implying implications
I know you may not get out much, but no, not everyone looks like a square jawed tranny IRL
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>>46143111
I DON'T miss the IRC forcing their shitty Gary Stu trap character into the quest, though.
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>When that guy yells FREE BIRD every time the bard does a perform check
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>>46143652
Which character?

Also, not all characters that came out of IRC were bad. Although I might only be saying that because Larro went into IRC and asked for campy super heroes and I spewed out like twenty on the spot. That said, the tera-tartigrade was my only creation that got remembered I think. Iced-T showed up a few times?
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>>46143726
Lolu, the one eyed ladyboy ripoff of Queen of the World who jogged the spotlight despite being such a shit character
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>>46142696
> Natalia Poklonskaya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zql0UVcv-1w

Ah, it hurts how she actually hates the fact that she has a fandom. Like fuck politics, waifus could have been the path to world peace.
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>>46143839
oh, right. Meh, I kind of felt that the quest had gotten bad well before then since it truly was nothing except bad lesbian antics
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>>46142717
I think it involves far more vodka than normal physics.
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>>46142481
im sorry, i tried. I made it thru the text, almost lost it at the gif, thought I was safe then saw the file name and lost my shit.
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>>46143847
Fuck you Boney M, why do you have to be so catchy?
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This portrait was used by a player in a previous campaign. He played a tavern wench thief.
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>>46144887
Do you admit to knowing it?
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>>46144887
I recognise the artist, but not the source.
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Yes, is that a problem?
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>>46144887
Was the thief specialized in traps?
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>>46144953
I've known it. Many a times.
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>>46145067
It's a stand alone image.
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>>46145096
You mean Biblically?
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>>46145067
Recognizing the artist is just as damning.
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>furries
>get other deviant art furries to draw their character portraits
>always shitty cartoony tripe
>always have stupidly huge tits

I fucking hate furries.
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>put in extra effort drawing enemies and terrain one session
>now everyone expects that quality and are a little disjointed when it isn't as good.
I mean sure this picture only took 5 or so minutes but there are many pictures that need to be done cool it people.
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>>46145246
That isn't just a furry thing.
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>>46145305
Scorpion looks chill as fuck.
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>>46145305
I know what you mean. I fell into that trap once myself.
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>>46145305
Fell into this trap with npc voicing.
I did a lot of voice work for the first session because I was doing some light voice acting at the time.
Now if I don't give the npcs tons of backstory and regional accents they think I am mad at them for something.
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>>46145199
Thinking about it, it's actually worse, isn't it?
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>>46145502
I stopped even trying to do distinct voices for NPCs when I realized I can never remember exactly what the voice was the last time
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>>46141978
>>46142689
shit, IDK about your other merits, but people like you are a ball to have in game. Whenever I ran something in college, my bff would make sure to know the system better than I did, so he could answer 75% of rules questions without me having to- and could inform me when I got something wrong. If I said "Nah, we're doing it this way", it was cool, he went along with it, and he was a real contributor to keeping games moving. Very valuable.
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>>46139925
>make character
>enjoying it, having a blast
>while searching for porn two months later, find a pretty hot, honestly porn artists recurring character with tons of material who both predates my character and looks spot-on for the off-the-cuff descriptions I've given my character
>immediately stop and write up a full-on description emphasizing the difference
>live the rest of my life in fear
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>>46145810
Which porn?
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>>46145810
Rule 34 is inevitable. For any character you make, there will be porn of them somewhere.
So like, who are we talking specifically?
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>>46145084
Is that Kedama? Kedama is amazing.
Damn shame nearly everything he draws lately is KanColle.
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>>46145835
>>46145862
Let's just say there's a bit more of her if you go poking around.
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>>46146085
KanColle is a cancer.
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>>46145810
>>46145862
>tfw one of fellow players in your campaign wrote a gross r34 fanfiction featuring all other characters (and some NPCs) and magical realms best left unexplored, purely for gross factor
>tfw another player liked it and i'm not sure he wasn't serious

before anyone asks, no, i didn't save it and IRC logs didn't survive latest hard drive purge. Some things are best left forgotten.
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>>46146192
At least specify the magical realms.
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You know what should be made? A set of tokens that are nothing but cropped porn
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>>46146230
Invisible man, asphyxation, diapers, scat, vore, incest/paedophilia, hand holding, aggressive hand holding.
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>>46146301
>Aggressive hand holding
Seek psychological help
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>>46143847
What if, in another universe, she loved it? What if she posted nudes
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>>46147028
Situation A could go one of two ways. She could think her fans are 'cute' and largely go about life unchanged by the fact, or she could utilize her gift to unite a Russo-Japan nation under the banner of adorable political leaders. The US and China taking notice of this newly developed weaponized cuteness would be the first to attempt several imitation prototypes as the UN holds conference to determine the moral use of adorable leadership. There may even be witch hunts and protests by the frightened populace before things settle, many being unable to comprehend that smile. In the end however, the world government would collapse and give way to the far more effective leadership of waifuism, love, and peace.

In case B, I'd save it but be left empty inside. Purity, or at least modest charm, is a rare appeal to be cherished.
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>>46145067
The image search is the, just InCase you forgot.
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>>46142438
I'm jealous of your dilemma. I'd play anything at this point. I just want a group again. FML
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>finally get a new game going after maybe two years
>can't make any of the cool character concepts I've had in the meantime because they would be shit in this system
>And I'm forever DM
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>>46146192
I did this once while high on Oxycontin (had my wisdom teeth pulled that week) and had a player actually approach me and offer money in exchange for more. Apparently, I'm good at writing smut even though I've never had, nor plan have, sex before in my life.
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>>46142090
I'm curious what were the problems with the players that you did find?
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>>46153480
presumably, they weren't seXXXy enough.
too many y chromosomes
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>>46142559
Well arent you a fresh tree growing upside down in a river of fruitflies.
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>>46153530
>implying it's an issue
It's only an issue if you're trying to run an ERP game in meatspace an that's it's own can of giant worms.

In online, crossplaying is no problem at all.
It didn't at all matter that we were all guys behind the keyboards when we had a party of two girls, two guys and two lunars.
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>Cropping out the porn
You guys are weak.
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>>46152818
You got Oxy for wisdom teeth? Fucking lucky bastard. I only got tylenol with codeine despite telling the doctor that it's not strong enough. I hate being treated like a fucking drug seeker just because my tolerance is fucked. Tooth pain is the only thing I can't deal with, I turned down morphine on a 30 minute ambulance ride down dirt roads after getting hit by a fucking truck. I'm not trying to get high I just needed something stronger than fucking tic-tacs when I've got oozing holes in my fucking skull. FUCK.
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>>46144761
>Noticed the filename

Ooh you son of a bitch
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>>46144370
i dunno, my physics degree involves a lot of vodka. And I'm doing american physics
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>>46142202
It's not even gamist, it's just shittist.
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>>46142438
>If I really want some variety, my best option is to break out something like Star Wars D20. Which is still fucking D20, but at least it's not D&D.
Break out Mutants and Masterminds, 2e then move to 3e.

It's d20, but d&d elements are gradually eroding away from edition to edition.
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>>46144370
>>46142717
Involves more vodka and a lot more funk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wga5A6R9BJg
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>>46146241
I am sooo going to do it when I get around to trying that platform.
(Purposefully taking in all comers for maximum tg storytime fodder)
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>>46142559
I auctualy believed it until the lottery ticket bit why would you trade art for a lottery ticket.
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>>46142177
I can't even manage 5 sessions without reverting to selfcestualisation of the characters and I hate myself for it.
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>>46142177
>>46155851
Aye, I suffer that curse too.
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>>46139925
I don't see the problem
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>>46139925
>Crop any lewd out
>Know the members of your group either wont care or are prudes who won't know the difference
I'll just be over here enjoying life
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>>46139925
>99 Problems
Your parents are paying for your uni education and your room&board so you're not in debt for 50 years and therefore reserve the right to closely monitor your grades and bar you from social activities if they think you're "not spending enough time on schoolwork". If I don't comply I will have to pay for room&board and school. I cannot afford this on my own under literally any circumstance. And I don't even live in the US

I haven't played a session in 2 months. I was DMing pathfinder for 2hours once a week and playing shadowrun for 4 once a week. All done at night when I don't work anyway.
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>>46141619
>Incase
Absolutely disgusting.
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>be a porn artist.
>A good portion of my sfw commissions are usually DnD assets
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>>46139925
>player's character is a loli demon
>everyone thinks his portrait is porn
>mfw it actually isn't
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>>46157394
Damn Anon, that's a bum deal. Can't pretend to take up an approved hobby and just roleplay instead? Or are your parents so close they can physically barge in whenever they want?
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>>46158006
>implying he deserved the benefit of the doubt
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>>46139925
>Younger me didnt like cropping pictures.
>I usually took 5 images I liked and traced them until I felt happy about them.
>Flash forward 3 years out of my teenage years.

>Everyone starts talking about characters they loved through all the campaigns we've had.
>"Anon, this one girl you made for that campaign that ended up as the god of peace was my favourite!"
>He shows a picture of her he saved from roll20.
>Really busty girl saluting I stole from /vg/ thousands of years ago.
>Flicking through /vg/ one day and find a fighting games thread.
>Someone posts the girl for some reason.
>I can't fucking believe I traced so fucking hard

If someone finds the original picture, they will recognize it and I will get shammed to hell and beyond. Don't do tracing kids, it's cancer.
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>>46158202
I'm with you on that, but there were no magical realms involved in the sessions, so there wasn't any long-term fuss
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>>46157230
Some people have seen enough porn to recognize it but prude+autism enough to make a fuss about it. So there's still some landmines.
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>>46146139

Fuck me, nothing finer than a pair of boobs you can see from behind.
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>>46159120
I'm neither of you anons, but I agree from an observers perspective.
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>>46159120
It's hard to disagree, anon.
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>>46159422
>tumblr
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>>46142177
>>46142320

Damn it all. You too?
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>>46142177
>>46142320
>>46155872
>>46158260

>I'll be the side kick character, I'm always the leader guy type.
>No one takes initiative, so I have too.
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>>46145305
Is that you, snid-anon? If so, you have a very distinct style.
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>>46158189
Nah /tg/ is an approved hobby man. It's an utter lack of hobbies that's the issue
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>>46159120
Excellent taste
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>>46159438
>implying tumblr is a monolithic entity
Shouldn't you be blowing up some vans, Anonymous?
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>>46159422

Let's be honest here.

If it weren't for the obvious draconic features and heavy-build of the woman, those breasts would just look silly. A fat pair of large tits is fun for all, but there are always limitations to the size.
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>>46159789
She has the build for it though
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>>46161185

Well yeah, that's what I'm saying; she can pull them off because she's a big dragon-girl with a solid frame.
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>>46141978
I know someone who does that too, except instead of collecting PDFs he actually buys the books.
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>>46159625
This. "Ok guys I don't know this system so I'll just make a meat shield who focuses on shooting/dealing damage and taking hits and you guys can deal with magic/social/hacking/utility stuff and I'll pick it up by watching"

Everyone else shows up with minmaxed super special snowflakes who are good at one combat thing and that thing only. My character inevitably ends up being the leader as the only character who is even remotely well-rounded and functional outside of their niche role
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>>46161284
So... How is it a complaint then?
If she has the build for it what's the issue?
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>>46161284
Which is why those two things are so wonderful.
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>Find really perverted character pin up
>Crop it to use as character portrait
>Nobody mentions it.
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>>46140692

What a time to be alive.

Here's a (you) because I remember that shit. Sadly, the cap is on my bunked HD.
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>>46162074
Got the uncropped?
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>>46162170
Looks like Nitrotitan garbo. Not even worth digging up the original.

I'd boot that fag out of my game just for having shit taste in both artists and fetishes.
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>at least two of my players draw porn
>they made their own portraits

it's a life
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>>46162197
>Hatin' when you could be masturbatin'
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>worldbuild when feeling like throwing in ass and titties into a game
>setting becomes fleshed out and respectable
>work for months trying to undo the work of what are literally hentai elves that fear orc rape
>turn them into dystopian warrior-elves that look fucking terrifyingly unsexy half the time
I overcorrected!
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>>46162240
>masturbating to that shitshow of anatomy and palette choice
Sorry, plebe-kun, but I have taste.
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>>46162240
>Modeseven
>Implying they have enough worth to continue breathing
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>>46143847
Well, thanks to her Internet fame I've never cared so much about the Ukrainian conflict, so I guess it's not all bad. Looks aside, she seems fascinating and an all-around badass.
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>>46162197
>>46162324
Hey, Nitrotitan's shit is hot when he's not being weird, problem is he's gone full retarded with all the weird shit
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>>46162367
>Nitrotitan's shit
>Nitrotan is shit
You got that right.
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I always end up being the driving force behind the group/party leader. If I don't nothing happens, quite literally nothing. The current game I'm in I told the GM flat out I'm taking a back seat so someone else can drive. Two six hour sessions of our characters sitting around a bar drinking cheap beer and debating what to do to try making money I got fed up, grabbed the gun bunny and started some shit by shooting up a drug house and making off with several fat stacks and a backpack full of drugs.

We aren't bored any more at least.
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>>46159422
Fucking fetish-tier bullshit.
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>>46162326
>and an all-around badass
>a pretty-faced puppet
talk about putting pussy on a pedestal
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>>46163088
shots fired
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>>46162326
>Looks aside, she seems fascinating and an all-around badass.
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My players are idiots

They try to hit on every female, and every time they have a chance of avoiding a combat encounter, they choose to threaten and intimidate
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>>46142358
>>46142267
I want to play a stage magician who's just really good at things like bluffing and special effects and just says he's a wizard.
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>>46159640
It feels so odd to be recognized like that. Someday I'll make a zip with all my silly art in it.
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>>46139925
The only reason that would be a problem is if your character is a little girl.
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>>46142481
You too?
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>>46162240
>Modeseven
>them shapeshifters
>them bunnyboys
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>>46141725
JJune's art has such fucked up facial proportions, especially the chins.
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>>46164561
fuckoff
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>>46161563
Every game.
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>>46139925
>problem
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>>46162367
most of his weird shit is because of commissions. Its a living.
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>>46162270
I dunno. Sounds pretty awesome to me. I'm tired of elves only trait being "better than humans in everything"
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>>46169020
I've honestly never really done that. Even my standard high elves aren't 'better than humans at everything', and I don't feel I've done anything unusual with them.

These guys are just something else.
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>>46139925
Feign ignorance.
(I mean, you WERE ignorant before you decided to search for more, right? riiiight?)

Also works for
>find cool portrait
>turns out to be humanised pone
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>>46157768
As though lemon were a real.
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>>46174323
Humanpone tokens for minor NPCs are my litmus test for asstards.
If somebody manages to recognize the character from the tiny window, they are VERY familiar with the show.
If they start waifuing it immediately? Remove NPC, remove player if whining starts.
If they start raging? Remove NPC, remove player if raging continues.
In both cases "lol why are you reacting so hard, it's a random token I grabbed from the webs".
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>>46177452
post tokens

Also, what if I only recognize it because there are so many pone tards on f-list?
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>>46177523 >>46146241
>post tokens
There totally should be a token sharing thread, in which full wide and varied sets of pone and porn tokens shall be posted for joyous use by all.
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>>46177635
I second it, I'd post my shitty tokens
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>>46177635
>>46177652
I don't even roll20 but it's hilarious so I'll make it.

...In a couple hours when I'll get home.
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>>46142566
You too? Every time I try to make a female character, they're basically slightly tsundere tomboy of justice/fighting/fun.
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>>46177523

I used this for an Elven sorceress NPC the party met some time ago.

I like to think the PC who waifu'd her knew what pic I used, since her proportions in-game were identical to her proportions in-image.
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>>46164085
>They try to hit on every female, and every time they have a chance of avoiding a combat encounter, they choose to threaten and intimidate
You've just described pretty much every man on the planet Earth. We are descended from apes, you know.
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>>46139925
>>Find really cool character portrait
>>Turns out to be porn

Animoo or real life?
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>>46178287

See, the problem with that art is it's very clearly porn. You need to crop like >>46177976, where it's "probably" porn but not blatant enough to be the unspoken question.
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>>46178371
How's this? Better?
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>>46178287
You have a fat-lipped woman with someone standing uncomfortably close behind her with her breasts almost definitely being uncovered while she blushes. If you can't tell that is porn you're blind or were raised with the fear of the devil in you.
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>>46141978
>>46142689
Anons I need a system to play post apocalyptic explanation and looting solo with a GM, with psi and magic and possibly not too complex.
Got anything?
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>>46178516
Yes
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>>46178516
I have fapped to that so my opinion is biased
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>>46178516
Please, every connoiseur of drawn smut can see through that. The facial expression and colouring look so hentai like.
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>>46141978
>>46142689
It hurts because it's true.
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>>46177635
>>46177652
>>46177830
'Ere go >>46179127
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>>46143687
Same here, just replace "Cries of FREE BIRD" with the bard actually singing Bohemian Rhapsody and stopping every few lines, only to pick up again next check.
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>>46162166
This one?
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>>46157768
Used to be a porn artist a few years ago. Drawing character portraits for a campaign.
>Player says the style looks familiar.

I'm not sure he's figured it out.
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>>46178516
Huh.
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>>46179616

Give us some examples, we might recognize your style too.
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>>46179629
>SAFE seal of approval
Case closed.
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>>46179794
The less cropped image was 21% probability of being porn. It's even MORE safe.
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>Portrait is a clean image from Furafffinity
>Group thinks it's a great image
Fight me
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>>46179886
Have you considered they might all be furfags?
Just like you.
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>>46179925
My DM and I are, hilariously enough.
>Steam profile pic is a cropped pinup of Rule 63 Scar
>DM messages me for the source image
Strange feeling
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>>46179997
You're among friends now.

>>46179829
Somehow I don't think that site works the way it was supposed to work. Or it does and the owner is trolling.
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>make what I think is a relatively mundane character
>other players in my group try to make them their husbands
>make absolutely ridiculous character that is an obvious joke-character
>this only makes my group love the character more
>this has gotten to the point where I have been shangai'd into ERP repeatedly, because I'm a dense motherfucker and somehow never see it coming

I don't understand.
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>>46177452
Didn't you make a thread about this a while back? And we all agreed that that's a really stupid way to go about things?
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>>46142320
>Play a monk who has a quiet, reserved personality and likes to observe others
>Rest of the party is pants on head retarded and I have to stop them from destroying world-saving artifacts and civilians at every turn
>Entire party is chaotic neutral except for me and they use it as an outlet for insanity
>MFW I get invited to do another campaign with them a week ago
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>>46157661
Incase is shit
Sinner is where it's at
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>set up for a game people asked you to host
>everyone cancels last minute
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>>46145096
I recognize that bulge
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>join forum RP
>know it's gonna be shit, but craving a group that actually knows how to RP, rather than make the same bland characters over and over.
>group is actually pretty chill
>a few guys are ex-marines, a lawyer, few students, etc, all into tabletop rpg, a few guys play 40k and pathfinder
>guy joins, character portrait is uncropped bara porn
>no dicks, but there's a bulge and the image set it's from gets lewd fast
>mfw

There's also a furry who keeps trying to make furshit characters and whines when the mod shuts him down
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>>46183930
>and the image set it's from gets lewd fast

How/why do you know this?
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>>46154212
Welp, there's my next Paranoia session.

The quest for the Funk Boots.
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>>46185905
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